"How could you attack like that, using a monkey's body?"

"If you swear again, you're breaking school rules!"

"How rude! That's a failing grade!!"

Luanpo, standing to the side, revealed a look of shock: "By the Great Storm God! What a vicious tongue sword! It's even more terrifying than the evil ninja's curse..."

"This aura... even when the words of Prince Silver Spear Asura were not sealed, he must have been just as valiant as you."

Xiao Guizi was completely stunned!

After realizing what had happened, he slammed his fist on the table and exclaimed, "I was wrong, so wrong!"

"I was just saying that this part of the plot was dragging out the pace..."

"Not disconnected at all! Not disconnected at all!!"

"This is amazing!"

"This is arguably the most incredible scene ever seen from the protagonist of Honkai Impact 3rd!"

however.

Not just stars.

Danheng, on the other hand, also fully demonstrated what "acting skills" really mean!

It was Dan Heng's turn to play the wise little monkey.

Because all the lines are "banana banana banana".

He could only speak with a three-tenths expressionless and seven-tenths nonchalant expression: "Banana, banana."

"Banana banana, banana banana. Banana banana, banana banana."

He uttered this series of banana-like sounds.

Let alone changes in facial expressions.

He didn't even blink!

It carries a sense of being half-dead and having no will to live!

……

"This one is even more heavyweight!"

"Hahaha, Teacher Danheng!"

"Danheng is right!"

"Teacher Danheng has such a strong sense of conviction..."

"A tranquility born of utter despair..."

"Danheng recited his lines so earnestly, it was as if he was afraid that Master Jiao would make him read them again at any moment."

"Life and death, reality and illusion, are separated by a single thought; the celestial realm can transform into a mirage, and a long dream can end in an instant!"

I wonder what Jing Yuanyuan will think after seeing this.

……

The chaotic narration is entirely in the form of rap.

The combination of these three was like cavemen crashing into a corporate fleet, and then the Pleasure Commander jumped out, allowing both sides to achieve a delicate and harmonious coexistence...

Because this part is just too explosive!

Xiao Guizi decided to exit and re-enter, and listen to the other options again!

Choose [Provoke].

This time.

Xing's aggression has become much "gentler".

He raised his chin.

Eyes lowered.

She seemed like a queen, holding a high position and great power in the kingdom.

Slightly part your lips,

She spoke with her beautiful voice:

"Useless~ Useless monkey~ You can't beat this Demon King, hurry home and eat some bananas~"

"You little monkey, looking for a beating again? Surely no monkey is really that reckless? Really? No way!"

It can be said,

It takes the sarcastic and unsettling tone to the extreme!

……

"Danheng: [Stunned]"

"Even Dan Heng next to me mistook it for a human machine."

"Danheng: Can I give her Azure Dragon Turbid World?"

"Is this path of pleasure predetermined?"

"It's only a matter of time before Ahab catches a glimpse."

"Fireworks, whatever your reason, get off us Star Core Spirits immediately!"

"No way! Yu Ling, you turned my Xing Jie into this?"

…………

At the Origami University event.

The star is now under the scrutiny of all players!

She was completely petrified!

This,

It was practically a public execution!

This is no longer just a matter of a persona collapsing!

This guy is a complete lunatic who escaped from a mental hospital!

Spicy balls!

I could handle the abstract plots before, but I can't handle them at all now!

It's outrageous!

This was the most dialogue-heavy moment in the entire story!

But they were all such outrageous statements!

I'm so embarrassed I could faint!

This plot is hilarious!

Xing had no doubt whatsoever.

I might be caught in Aha's gaze at me in the next second.

now,

She just wanted to leave this world forever.

Jump into the black hole.

Let the floodwaters rise after I die...

Even Xing himself couldn't hold on any longer.

Not to mention the March 7th festival next door!

She and Xing can be said to be inseparable, sharing both fortune and misfortune.

Laughter erupted one after another from the audience.

But for March 7th, it was like a violent storm!

He pressed his hands firmly against his thighs.

They didn't dare to lift their heads.

You could dig a Luofu Immortal Boat out of the ground with just your toes!

I'm completely devastated.

"Woooooooooooo..."

"I told you long ago not to come to this kind of place..."

"If it's our highlight scene in the story, then that's fine..."

"Now look what's happened, Jun, we've both become the laughingstock of the nation!"

"I'm not going to live anymore!"

Xing covered her face with one hand.

With tears welling up in her eyes, she said to March 7th, "I didn't know it would be like this before I came!"

"This Feather Spirit definitely has a grudge against me!"

"Two versions already! They've been targeting me!"

"What protagonist? It's all a lie!"

"He just uses me as his biggest source of amusement!"

"Yu Ling, you've done so many terrible things!!!"

"Waaaaah..."

Chapter 499 A chaotic attack on immune meme technology? There must be specialized training involved!

"Hahahahahaha..."

"The little gray fur's aggressiveness is this [thumbs up]!"

"Always stay true to yourself, Star Baby~"

"He's only one year old, what's wrong with our child being a little naughty?"

"My goodness, that's so well said, sister! You've truly mastered my teachings!"

Xing and March 7th sat in the guest seats, but it felt as if they were being placed on a bonfire.

The two even had suicidal thoughts at one point!

Fortunately.

The Master of Harmony has made his move!

It unleashed a meme attack, successfully interrupting this incredibly abstract performance lesson!

"It's happening again, it feels like a dream..."

Xing covered her forehead with one hand.

At this moment, the screen was coated with a pink filter.

In the illusory background, tiny sleeping banana monkeys keep appearing.

Dan Heng realized something was wrong and asked, "Xing? Are you alright, Banana?"

As soon as the words left his mouth.

Dan Heng's pupils contracted slightly!

"…banana?"

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