Don't use yourself as payment for the commission!

After a moment of silence, the middle-aged man said, "Bilibili may go bankrupt, but it will never change its nature!"

I can’t hold it anymore!

The moment Bai Xun heard his uncle say those words, he and the woman in the voice couldn't help but laugh.

"Who can hold their nerve with this?"

Bai Xun, laughing so hard he could barely breathe, couldn't help but touch the conch shell again, and that familiar voice rang out once more.

"What you love is your life!"

And immediately following that was a spirited voice: "When the hell are you going to die?!"

"Don't laugh at the challenge? I lost."

Bai Xun, still reeling from her failed attempt to get something for free, couldn't help but laugh and return the laughter from the snail to Exusiai.

Ah Neng, who already has a low threshold for laughter, was even less likely to pass this level of "Don't Laugh Challenge" and quickly burst into laughter, filling the entire office with a joyful atmosphere.

"A-Neng, stop grinning like an idiot, we should head back now."

"So fast?"

Hearing Bai Xun's urging, Exusiai reluctantly put down the conch shell in her hand and patted her cheeks to stop laughing.

She glanced at the black tower doll that Bai Xun had tucked under her armpit, then at her own empty hands, and couldn't help but rub her little hands together like Bai Xun had done before, blinking her eyes at Bai Xun.

"What about mine? What about mine? I want to take a few guns back with me to study. There was an armory on our way here. With so many guns, it shouldn't be a problem for me to take a few, right?"

"Take it, you can take anything!"

It wouldn't be appropriate for Ah Neng to go back empty-handed after he himself had already taken a Black Tower doll.

Anyway, I can return to Unholy Terra at any time through the system, and I'll never come to the Black Tower Space Station again, so there's nothing to worry about.

Thinking this, Bai Xun temporarily put down the Black Tower doll in her hand and went to the so-called armory with Exusiai.

"Let me see, what is this?"

Seeing the various guns displayed on the wall, Exusiai's eyes lit up, and she began to touch and examine them.

"What's this? A charged rifle? I've never seen one like this before, take it!"

A bomb gun? It looks really powerful, I'll take it!

Red Venom Tsar? What a cool name, I'll take it!

What is the AK47 Fire Kirin?

Wow, there's even a legend of dragons!

Before long, five or six strangely styled guns appeared on Exusiai's back, which at first glance looked like some kind of special steel wings.

"Yay, time to eat!"

Exusiai, having successfully completed her sword-fighting mission, happily followed behind Haku Xun, carrying a bunch of guns and pistols on her back, even humming a cheerful little tune.

Bai Xun did not run back to the Black Tower office to retrieve the Black Tower doll, but instead found another Black Tower doll nearby.

These dolls are not valuable to Black Tower. She has placed more than two hundred dolls in this Black Tower space station alone, and most of these dolls are in standby mode. Even if Black Tower wants to use them, it will only activate one.

As for why so many were placed when only one was needed?

Black Tower's reason was simply that she was too lazy to walk, so she simply placed a doll in each area and activated the doll in the area where she needed to go.

Just as Bai Xun was about to call the system to open the dimensional portal and return to the non-holy Terra, the door to the cabin suddenly opened, and Estella, Alan, and other members of the defense department walked in.

"Hey?"

When Estella saw Exusiai and Hakuhime, she instinctively wanted to wave and greet them, but upon closer inspection, she realized that something was amiss.

It's one thing that the pile of weapons that Exusiai is carrying clearly belongs to the space station, but what's with the black tower doll that Bai Xun is holding in her arms?

"Oh no, we've been discovered!"

Feeling guilty, Exusiai instinctively cried out in alarm, instantly alerting the crew on the space station who immediately raised their weapons and surrounded the two.

"Um, I was just planning to take a local specialty from the Black Tower Space Station with me, is this really necessary?"

Bai Xun scratched his cheek somewhat embarrassedly, while inwardly urging the system to hurry up and get to work.

Unexpectedly, the system popped up a rejection message panel.

[Currently in combat; teleportation is unavailable.]

What did the cowardly lizard do to you?!

Upon hearing this, Estelle frowned slightly and couldn't help but shake her head.

"The other things are fine, but the Black Tower lady doll is really no good. Give it back to me!"

I've been managing the Black Tower Space Station for so long and I still haven't been able to hug a Black Tower doll, but you've already done it!

Estelle was furious like never before!

"Bai Xun, where's your portal? Are we going to have to fight these people?"

After waiting for a long time without seeing Bai Xun open the portal, Exusiai couldn't help but pick up her Viktor again, feeling somewhat reluctant to get up.

These people can't be dealt with with rubber bullets alone, and using live ammunition on innocent people is not something Exusiai is considering.

Seeing the space station security guards closing in from all sides, Bai Xun sighed helplessly.

"There's no other way, we have to use that one move."

"ha--!"

"Oh no, it's a giant spinyback dragon!"

The surging blood energy and the piercing hissing sound instantly reminded Estella of a move Bai Xun had used, and she quickly warned everyone to get out of the way.

However, the terrifying beast that Estella imagined did not appear. Instead, in the instant that the defense team members were about to dodge, Haku grabbed Exusiai, who had almost turned into a bloody mist, and pulled her out of the defense line, fleeing at high speed.

"You're giving the road some spice!"

Seeing the two fleeing in panic, Estella, feeling cheated, was furious and posted a message on the space station's network.

[Space Station Hater Leader: An Unspeakable Vampire Demon and Flat-Chested Angel Want to Steal Lady Black Tower's Doll!]

Hey little black guys, assemble!

Chapter 29 Dimensional VPN and Box Weapons

The crew members on the Black Tower space station were mostly there because they admired Black Tower, this unparalleled genius, and hoped that their research could gain Black Tower's recognition or guidance.

Although Black Tower was too lazy to care about these staff members and didn't even come to the space station very often, this did not diminish the staff members' admiration for her. Instead, they regarded her as a genius with aloofness and arrogance.

This is why there is an organization called the Black Tower Fan Club, or Black Fan Club for short, on the space station. Almost all the staff on the space station are members of this Black Fan Club and call themselves Little Blackies.

Now, Estella, the leader of the anti-fans, has announced that someone is trying to steal the Black Tower doll, which naturally causes a huge stir and makes all the staff members excited.

The staff members who were originally taking refuge in the main control module were now approaching from all directions like zombies, with Hakuhime and Exusiai closing in.

The menacing crowd made Bai Xun feel as if he had committed an unforgivable crime, just like killing the chicken in Riverwood.

"Damn flat-chested angel, give our Black Tower lady back!"

"Dare to offend our Lady Black Tower? We'll make sure you suffer a crushing defeat! Black Tower Army, assemble!"

"Offer your heart to Lady Black Tower!!!"

"What do we do? What do we do? Where do we run to?!"

Unable to fight back or escape, Exusiai, who had never experienced such an awkward situation before, was at a loss and could only anxiously wait for Hakuhime to come up with a solution.

Bai Xun, however, remained calm and composed even when faced with a collapsing mountain, and calmly suggested that he draw a prize first.

“The path to salvation lies within it!”

[Item Obtained: Dimensional VPN]

[Props: Dimension VPN

Description: A mysterious program that can establish cross-dimensional network connections and has been automatically bound to the host's mobile phone.

Note: Only worlds visited by the host can be connected. Currently connectable dimensions are [Arknights] and [Star Railway].

What the hell is this thing good for now?!

Bai Xun originally planned to use this lottery to get a suitable skill item to get rid of her pursuers, but now it seems that this idea has fallen through.

"So, in the end, this is the only option left?"

Hearing Haku Xun's mutterings, Exusiai's beautiful eyes lit up, and she excitedly exclaimed,

"You don't have some hidden power, do you? Use it now!"

"But the price for this move is my own mother."

Haku Xun was still somewhat resistant, but Exusiai looked completely puzzled upon hearing this.

"Aren't you a Sarkaz? Aren't all Sarkaz mothers without one?"

"Hey, it's true!"

Bai Xun, who was indeed an orphan, instantly felt relieved and continued running wildly while being chased by the space station crew, while taking out his phone and starting to operate it.

He immediately opened the largest gaming website in the entire galaxy and quickly copied and pasted the comment "Feels inferior to **, those who like to play this kind of game are truly amazing" from all the game review sections before sending it out.

Without the need to protect her parents, Bai Xun transformed into a super troll, fishing and stirring up trouble in various game comment sections. In just a moment, she received 99+ private messages, making Bai Xun feel a sense of reaping the rewards.

Ignoring the rapidly flooding private messages, Bai Xun casually opened a game comment section called "Emperor's Jade" and locked onto the first user who replied to his comment, "I feel that Emperor's Jade is not as good as Mahjong Soul. Anyone who plays Emperor's Jade is an idiot."

[Playing cards with your life: What did Di Yuan Qiongyu do to you! Although you successfully impersonated someone online, the price was losing your parents. Was it really worth it?]

I'm playing cards with my life on the line, so this is the one!

After locking onto the target, Bai Xun immediately activated the effect of another artifact she had on hand.

[Oddity: Punk Lord's Greeting]

The holder can lock onto target accounts that are hostile towards them online and teleport themselves to the target's real-world location via a Punk Lord greeting.

"Box weapon, activate!"

Legend has it that the strange artifact left by the hacker instantly cracked all the personal information of this "playing cards with his life on the line," and surprisingly, it turned out to be someone he knew.

Bai Xun couldn't help but reply with the mischievous phrase, "[Playing cards with your life on the line],"

【Small Head > Rabbit Head > Big Head: @[Playing Cards with My Life], are you Ms. Qingque, who lives on Chang Le Street in Luofu Immortal Boat and works at the Taibusi?】

[Playing cards with your life on the line: Holy crap, a box!]

[Small head > Rabbit head > Big head: Just wait until I see you in real life!]

Once the spatial coordinates of Qingque were locked, Bai Xun immediately grabbed Exusiai's wrist and activated the Punk Lord's Greeting.

A neon-like pixelated light flashed by, and Bai Xun and Exusiai instantly disappeared from their original spot, leaving the people on the space station without a target to track.

And at the same time.

On the giant ship Luofu, sailing thousands of star fields away, Qingque, who was staying at home, was so shocked by the reply on Yu Zhao's website that she gasped for breath.

She never expected that she would be killed just because she said something casually.

A master in the world of boxed weapons!

That's terrifying, I can't afford to mess with them.

Just as Qingque was about to report to the Luofu Network Security Center that someone was targeting her, a public official, she discovered that her Jade Projection Screen suddenly began to fluctuate violently, with two figures flashing and rapidly taking shape within it.

Oh no, have I been infected by an electronic demon?!

Under Qingque's astonished gaze, Bai Xun and Exusiai had already climbed out of the Jade Screen.

"Wuhu, it escaped along the internet cable, this is so much fun~"

Exusiai, who had successfully escaped, cheered excitedly, while Bai Xun, still holding the Black Tower doll, turned to look at the dumbfounded Qing Que and smiled.

"So, Miss [Playing Cards with Your Life], do you still dare to talk nonsense online?"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Faced with this incredible person who could actually connect via the internet, Qingque didn't hesitate to back down.

"Little Sparrow was wrong, Little Sparrow will never dare to talk nonsense online again!"