"Wow, you freak! How could someone be so perverted as to eat feet?!"
"That's what you don't understand. Why aren't cute little feet considered food?"
In front of A-Quan, who was pouting, Bai Xun shamelessly and earnestly argued for himself and his fellow porridge lovers.
"How can something that can be put into your mouth not be considered food? How can something that you only taste but don't swallow not be considered food!"
Chewing gum and sugarcane are both inedible; if they tasteless, they should be discarded. Similarly, the delicious JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is also inedible, but if it tastes bland, you can still lick it. So why isn't it food?
Ah Quan: I was so scared by the congee-crusted guy that I fainted.jpg
"It just goes to show that people who live in an online world full of 'stinky feet' are truly living up to their reputation."
A-Quan didn't understand and was greatly shocked.
Fearing that Bai Xun might suddenly have a relapse and pounce on her little feet, she quickly changed her sitting position and knelt on the sofa to press down her pair of fair and tender little feet.
Bai Xun was just joking, and from a generally rational perspective, he wasn't a true foot fetishist.
He simply had a pure and ordinary love of beauty.
In his opinion, there's no such thing as weird fetishes; he likes anything that looks good.
Ah Quan is such a beauty; from her feet to her legs to her buttocks to her waist and upwards, which part of her isn't captivating?
He walked to the window and glanced at the streets outside, which had been ravaged by the battle between Lappland and Texas, and at the broken power lines. He roughly understood why his power had gone out.
"I'll make a call and get an electrician to come and fix it."
"How long will that take?"
Ah Quan held his phone, which he had played with all night and hadn't charged by the time he fell asleep, and pouted his little mouth in dissatisfaction.
Bai Xun couldn't help but smile indulgently, and then picked up his phone to send a message.
"I really can't do anything with you. How about Mei comes and help me out?"
"Yay, I like you the most~"
Almost immediately after A-Quan finished cheering, and at the same time as Bai Xun finished sending a message to Mei, a silver-white door opened in the living room.
Raiden Mei, adorned with the Plasma Shadow Show costume she'd just gotten from her father, strode out confidently, exuding a heroic and poised aura.
"If Heaven had not given birth to me, Ya Yi, the way of the sword would have remained in eternal darkness!"
Haku Xun, I'm here to help you!
The text message she just received from Bai Xun said that Bai Xun and the Spring Spirit had encountered a very serious predicament, and only she, Raiden Mei, could solve this predicament and save the Spring Spirit.
Raiden Mei was furious when she heard this. She was the only one who could solve this predicament, so without saying a word, she grabbed her katana and rushed to the battlefield.
But after looking around, Mei couldn't find any danger at all.
Only Hakuhiro, with a gentle smile, and the spring spirit gazing expectantly at him, were in the office's living room.
"Alas, where is the enemy? Where is the predicament?"
Raiden Mei is now truly at a loss, looking around with her sword drawn.
Having finally acquired a suitable weapon, he wanted to show Bai Xun his swift and powerful movements, as if cutting through the wind and soaring through the sky like a dragon.
Men all like beautiful girls and cool weapons. A top-tier beauty like herself who can wield the coolest katana would surely charm Bai Xunhun!
This is the confidence that the katana gives Raiden Mei.
Now it seems there's absolutely no chance for me, the super-powerful katana shrimp, to make a move!
A-Quan, however, had no idea what Raiden Mei was thinking. She only knew that her power-generating princess had arrived, so she immediately stood up and warmly welcomed her.
"Mei, you've finally arrived!"
The overly enthusiastic Izumi made Raiden Mei momentarily think that the white-haired beauty in front of her was Kiana in disguise.
But before she could even ask, A-Quan's next words completely shattered her illusions.
"Now that you're here, I don't have to worry about power outages anymore!"
"what?"
Mei blinked in confusion, then pointed to herself in disbelief.
"You called me here just so I could generate electricity for you?"
"if not?"
A-Quan tilted his head, seemingly confused, causing Mei's lips to twitch.
Bai Xun could only come forward, pat Mei on the shoulder, and whisper something in her ear.
"There's nothing I can do, you know what kind of person A-Quan is."
Are you with your daughter?
Seeing the Spring Spirit sitting on the sofa, swaying slightly from side to side and entertaining herself while holding her phone, Raiden Mei sighed helplessly.
"Where's the wire? I'll help you this time, but you'll have to make it up to me later."
"Compensation will be provided in the future."
So the scene quickly turned into Raiden Mei holding two wires and crackling away, while Haku Xun sat next to her, continuing to flip through "The Unofficial History of Lungmen" and sharing interesting parts with Mei. A-Quan, who had regained his electricity and Wi-Fi, finally became happy, humming a cheerful tune as he lay on the sofa playing on his phone.
The scene was simple yet heartwarming, giving Raiden Mei the illusion that it was a family of three enjoying their ordinary daily life.
Aside from the fact that the daughter is quite too old.
And strangely enough, even though Izumi and Hakuhiro were already living together, Raiden Mei didn't seem to feel any sense of crisis at all.
Ah Quan, a mascot who only knows how to stay at home and play games, is completely incomparable to me, a cool magnetic katana shrimp.
The fact that she can live with Bai Xun now is only because Bai Xun will care about her after she leaves the Main God Space. In the end, she is just a mortal born in an era without her.
Not long after, the electrician Bai Xun had called earlier arrived at the scene in an old van.
In the old van, a heavy tool bag sat on the passenger seat, and various tools were scattered all over the back seat, making it look extremely messy. A strong smell of engine oil wafted out as soon as the door was opened.
Except for the electrician who stepped out of the car, a delicate-looking white-haired girl, everything else was nothing short of classic.
The seemingly heavy tool bag was carried lightly by the girl, Skadi, an electrician, who walked up to Shirahiro who came out to greet her, her voice flat.
"Is the problem with the wiring here?"
Although he had the same white hair and red eyes, Skadi did not sense the slightest trace of her own kind in the young man before her.
Neither of these possibilities existed, and she didn't expect to encounter an Agor in this inland city.
In contrast to Skadi's indifference, Hakuhiro's expression was somewhat strange as he noticed the electrician girl's delicate features and signature white hair and red eyes.
This looks like...Titi?
Bai Xun never expected to encounter Skadi under these circumstances. It turns out that during her time wandering the earth, in addition to being a bounty hunter, she had also returned to her old profession as an electrician in Lungmen.
"Yes, two Ruperts were fighting in front of my house this morning and they knocked down a telephone pole. Could you take a look?"
Bai Xun suppressed his awkwardness and watched the electrician Skadi work.
It must be said that Skadi, who comes from Agor Electric, has a much higher level of expertise than electricians on land.
Whether it has electricity or not can be determined by touch; no tools are needed.
Bai Xun watched as Skadi touched the electrical wires without even wearing gloves. The crackling electricity visibly pulsed in her palms, yet Skadi's expression remained unchanged.
"The circuit itself isn't the problem; it's mainly an issue with the wiring. I can fix it for you."
With that, Skadi simply lifted the fallen utility pole and replanted it in the concrete. Grabbing the wires, she began the repair work, demonstrating that brute force can work wonders. Watching this, Bai Xun couldn't help but ask a question.
"Master, what do you do for a living?"
Skadi, who was standing on the ladder fixing the wires, turned around upon hearing this and looked at Haku Xun with a speechless expression.
What strange question is this man asking?
Skadi shook her head, puzzled, and turned back to her work.
Having trained as an electrician herself, she had no technical problems repairing such outdated circuits on land; the main challenge for her was the weather.
The girl was afraid of the sun; it was too sunny and dry.
After I finish this job, I'll go home and soak in the bathtub for a whole day.
Skadi quickly reconnected the wires and climbed down the ladder.
“It’s been fixed.”
"I'm really troubling you."
Bai Xun didn't choose to have much contact with Skadi at the moment. Instead, he just watched as the girl, with her snow-white hair swaying, carried a ladder in one hand and a tool bag in the other, turned and walked into the van.
Even after the van drove away, Hakuhiro remained standing in the same spot, prompting Raiden Mei to lean over and ask him a question out of curiosity.
"That electrician just now... was that Isamara?"
Raiden Mei once experienced the instance of the Sea King devouring Terra alone in the Main God Space, and also glimpsed the god who reigned over the Sea King from afar in the surging waves that engulfed this land.
One is a goddess in a red dress who reigns supreme over the sea and devours the world, while the other is a skilled electrician girl in a simple uniform. The contrast between the two is so great that Raiden Mei cannot make a decision for the time being.
"She is still Skadi now."
Bai Xun's expression looked somewhat strange.
"I never expected to see her in this way."
"So you mean you want to get to know her?"
Recalling that terrifying sea surge, Raiden Mei's tone became more serious.
Bai Xun nodded in agreement.
"I do intend to make contact with her. I had agreed with Mebius to use the flesh and blood of the Sea King to create a body for her that could perfectly support the infinite evolution of her [Infinite] Imprint. Skadi's primordial blood belonging to Isamara is undoubtedly an excellent choice."
"Aren't you worried that this might prematurely trigger the Hai Si's doomsday scenario?"
Bai Xun shook his head and smiled at Mei's concerns.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I must have a solution to say that."
On Terra, it would indeed be extremely dangerous to extract Skadi's blood for experiments. Firstly, Skadi herself possesses "the power of a fucking whale," and a single Whale Punch could even blast down a small hill. There are few people on land who can threaten her.
Secondly... Skadi's blood has been infused with Isamara's power. Once her blood flows out of her body, the Sealings will sense Isamara's presence. The Sealings, who were originally quietly lurking in the deep sea, will choose to come ashore in order to welcome back their god and companions. At that time, it will undoubtedly be an ecological catastrophe that is enough to destroy the entire Terra civilization.
"Taking Skadi's blood in Terra is indeed impossible, but we still have your world. We can easily bring Skadi to the world of Honkai Impact 3, can't we? I don't believe that Hai Si can cross worlds to hunt you down there."
In Bai Xun's view, changing living environments might not be a bad thing for Skadi herself.
As long as she remains on this land, she will forever be tormented by the nightmares of the past, and loneliness and suffering will always accompany her. It would be better to let her go to the world of Honkai Impact 3rd to completely escape the conspiracy of the Sea Heir and the Deep Sea Church and rest for a while.
Once Snake makes some progress in his research on the Sea Heir gene, he can make a powerful comeback with the S-class Valkyrie Skadi and send those brain-dead Deep Sea Church members flying. This should also prevent the Sea Heir's world-destroying plot from becoming a reality.
Otherwise, facing a sea surge similar to that of the Tyranids would be a headache even for Bai Xun.
Damn it, why is Holy Terra also plagued by disasters every day, just like Holy Terra itself, with both the Zerg swarm and the warp demons?
..................
Nightfall is pretty fun to play; I played for five hours straight. Playing with friends is definitely more fun, and I feel like Xiao Gao is about to fall from grace again.
Chapter 80 Bai Xun: Since it's free, why not believe it a little more? 4k
After parking her old van downstairs, Skadi returned to her rented apartment in the Lungmen slums, having finished a hard day's work.
Under normal circumstances, it would be somewhat dangerous for a young woman living alone to rent a room in such an old and chaotic neighborhood.
But clearly, this is not a problem for a weak woman with both A-level strength and speed who can collapse an entire building with a single punch.
Skadi chose this place because it was cheap, the rent was low, it was remote and quiet, and the water was cheap.
Skadi tossed her somewhat worn-out electrician's clothes onto the coat rack in the entryway and went straight into the bathroom. As she filled the bathtub with water and felt the humid steam spreading through the room, she turned on the record player in the glass display case next to the bathtub.
The vinyl record slowly rotated, emitting melodious music.
This seems to be a very old song. It's a second-hand Siren record that Skadi bought from an early penguin. I must say, the quality is quite good.
This will help Skadi relax a bit.
To the strains of the melodious music, the girl removed the few remaining pieces of clothing from her body and slowly lay down in the large bathtub, her long, silvery-white hair floating up and almost covering the entire surface of the water.
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