Don't use yourself as payment for the commission!

Bronya looked at Kiana, who was lost in self-doubt, and then spoke again.

"Regardless of what happened before, Kiana has not passed the C-rank Valkyrie written test, and Bronya does not speak to D-rank Valkyries."

"Oh shit!"

Unable to win an argument with Bronya, Kiana angrily snuggled up to Mei, grabbing her arm for comfort.

"Mei, look, Bronya is bullying me! Help me yell at her!"

In order not to become that delusional, lesbian, gravity-defying woman from the future in the original timeline, Mei, who had already resolved to distance herself from lesbians and start with herself, had no intention of siding with Kiana and shook her head.

"But this time it really was Kiana's own problem. You passed the physical exam in every way, but your score in the written exam was really bad."

"How can you be like this even, Mei..."

Kiana pouted with a bitter expression, only then noticing that Mei had already finished her makeup, following the video tutorial quite well.

A few strands of hair on her forehead turned snow-white after Mei regained the power of the magnetic field, which stood out against her deep purple hair.

A thin layer of foundation and light blush were faintly visible on her cheeks, indicating that she had been carefully made up. However, the girl's makeup skills were still somewhat immature. Not only was the foundation applied unevenly, but even the lipstick color was quite mismatched.

Kiana, completely unaware of these things, simply looked at Mei, who possessed a unique beauty after her first makeup session, and asked curiously,

"Mei, Mei, why are you wearing makeup? Are you taking me out on a date?"

Honestly, you should have notified them in advance so they could have packed their things!

Mei's expression was somewhat strange as she watched Kiana suddenly clasp her hands together and start fidgeting, lost in her own world.

Bronya, standing to the side, showed no mercy in shattering Kiana's illusions.

"After the test, Mei is going to Terra with Bronya to visit Hakuhiro during the rare holiday."

"Gah?"

Kiana was shocked by these words. Her smile froze, and she let out a weak sound, like a goose being grabbed by the neck.

Mei continued to explain.

"I mainly want to ask about Seele. Bronya is eager to go to the Sea of ​​Quanta to rescue Seele."

"I..."

Kiana wanted to shout that she wanted to go too, but Mei had already dissuaded her.

"Kiana, you shouldn't join in the fun. Just pass your C-rank Valkyrie make-up exam first, otherwise it won't look good for you with Himeko and Theresa."

"All right..."

Considering that what Mei said was indeed true, Kiana could only lower her head in embarrassment.

I feel like the incompetent husband in the unhealthy comics I secretly read on an unhealthy website the other day, who can only watch helplessly as his beautiful wife puts on makeup, wears black stockings and a short skirt, and goes to see her boss.

"Could you call my name then, at least so I can feel a sense of participation?"

"Ok?"

Mei didn't quite catch what Kiana was muttering.

However, she didn't pay too much attention to it. After tidying up a bit, she used the Secondary Silver Key to open the Silver Key Gate leading to Terra, amidst Kiana's resentful little glare, and stepped inside with Bronya.

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Meanwhile, on Bai Xun's side...

The matter with Rhine Labs has come to an end. Just as Saria chose to leave Rhine Labs, Himeru also chose to leave, taking Charmander with her to the renowned medical institution Rhodes Island.

Bai Xun also asked Himer to help deliver a letter to her friend on Rhodes Island, a Blood Demon friend who likes to cuddle with engine oil. However, for some reason, Himer seemed to be in a bad mood after hearing the letter. Bai Xun thought it was because Himer didn't want to have much contact with the Blood Demon.

I should have asked Saria for help; after all, she's always been indifferent.

Saria, Himeru, and Charmander, the "family of three," have already left. Mebius has also become the head of the Structural Department and begun her joyful research. Bai Xun, who was preparing to take the newly recruited operators/pets/mounts home, is facing a dilemma.

The previous few times he went out to do commissions, they were all cross-world commissions. After the commissions were completed, the Silver Key Gate would automatically open and send Bai Xun back to his loyal, unholy Terra.

However, this time the request is in the same world, so the Silver Key Gate no longer opens, and Haku Xun needs to find a way home on her own.

Given the traffic conditions in the Sacred Terra Valley, it would be unrealistic to expect to return to Great Yan from Columbia in less than half a month.

If he doesn't go home for half a month, Ah Quan will probably starve to death at home.

"Manager, I'm very easy to ride!"

In response, Horhaya approached Bai Xun, wagging her long snake tail and volunteering.

"How about trying to ride me back? The feathered serpent is quite fast; I can take you back to Lungmen in less than a day and a night."

"I'd rather ride your current body than your feathered serpent form."

Somewhat distracted, Bai Xun unconsciously uttered such a disrespectful remark. However, Holhaya not only didn't feel offended, but instead gently covered her mouth with her snake tail and chuckled.

"If you like, Manager, you can certainly ride me now and soar through the sky with me."

"Damn, there's even wild sex?"

Bai Xun rubbed his hands together with great anticipation, but then he thought that if he really rode Horhaya all the way back to Longmen, the scene would be a bit too bizarre.

We can try it when we're not in a rush, but let's skip it this time.

"That's not necessary."

Bai Xun shook his head, took out his phone, activated the Dimensional VPN, dialed A-Quan's number, and shouted at the top of his lungs,

"Respond to me, spirit of the spring!"

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Delta Force is really collaborating with Arknights! Rumor has it they'll get a black skin for Luna and a skin for Exusiai for Zoya. With Delta Force's art style, can they even afford a spin-off skin? A gun skin would be more like it.

Chapter 97 Ah Quan is also awake: Which Xi'er is this? 4k

It has to be said that Dimension VPN is a really useful tool. As long as it is a world you have been to or a network you have connected to before, no matter how far apart or how remote the location is, you can get a full signal.

Mom no longer has to worry about my XP, otherwise, even a normal XP would be twisted into a foot fetish if I could only watch unholy Terra local porn!

In contrast, the world of Star Iron is more inclusive and diverse, with everything imaginable.

The only problem is that due to the differences in aesthetics between different civilizations and Bai Xun's fast reading speed, some of the popular erotic novels are so captivating that Bai Xun can't help but explode with excitement just from their covers.

Ahem, that’s too far off topic.

Returning to the present, Bai Xun temporarily rejected the fat snake's self-recommendation of "I'm easy to ride," and instead took out his phone, activated the Dimensional VPN, connected to the Lungmen's local area network, and dialed A-Quan's number.

Meanwhile, far away in Lungmen, the Spring Spirit, who was lying in bed with one hand scratching her belly and the other outstretched, was fast asleep when she vaguely heard her phone ringing. Thinking it was an alarm clock, she fumbled for her phone in a half-awake state to turn off the alarm, but just then she answered a call from Hakuhiro.

"Ah Quan! Ah Quan! Ah Quan!"

After the call connected, Bai Xun called out several times but received no response. She took a deep breath and raised her voice again.

"Respond to me, spirit of the spring!"

"ha--!"

As if suddenly awakened, the sound of the Spring Spirit's intense panting and exasperated complaints came from the other end of the phone.

"Why are you yelling so loudly? What are you shouting for so early in the morning?!"

"Hmph, I knew Ah Quan wasn't asleep either."

Completely ignoring that she was the one who woke up the spring spirit, Bai Xun immediately started dripping water from the spring.

"Ah Quan, come pick me up. I'll treat you to braised latano fat when we get back."

"What kind of weird dish is braised larvae... Never mind, don't move, let me sense your location."

The Spring Spirit grumbled irritably, then immediately activated its full power and located Haku Xun, whose 'Flying Thunder God Mark' it had specifically left behind.

He then got out of bed, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, grabbed a Void Umbrella, and unleashed two powerful dimensional slashes that tore through space.

Meanwhile, on Bai Xun's side, while Holhaya was still wondering what effect Bai Xun's phone call would have, she suddenly felt a strong sense of crisis for no reason, stimulating the Feathered Serpent's sense of danger.

The next second, the tip of the Void Umbrella suddenly pierced out from the void, tearing space itself apart with a downward slash. Deep purple Honkai energy surrounded the edges of the crack, preventing it from expanding further.

"Quack! Oh no, a paw is pouncing!"

Under Horhaya's wary gaze, what stepped out of the spatial rift was a white-haired girl wearing green cat-ear pajamas, looking sleepy and not fully awake. She was none other than the Spring Spirit, Yiweiqin.

"The Wind Ruler? No, that's too weak."

A-Quan yawned and immediately noticed Hol Haiya next to Bai Xun, tilting his head slightly in confusion.

Upon hearing this, Horhaia, who had just obtained the power of the feathered serpent and was now incredibly arrogant, was immediately enraged. In her anger, she glared fiercely but dared not utter a word.

After all, Ah Quan's appearance was a bit too much for her to imagine. What kind of good person could tear through space from Lungmen and come to Columbia with just an umbrella?

Putting aside combat lethality, this ability to teleport alone makes them virtually invincible on Terra.

As expected of Bai Xun's people, just like Mebius, each of them is incredibly skilled, and their secret weapon is an unexpected surprise!

"My new... assistant, I suppose. He underwent Mebius's super-transformation experiment. Just think of him as a pseudo-Rhythm."

Bai Xun casually explained something to A-Quan.

Holhaya came to him after he finished his conversation with Muels and voluntarily left with him.

Since she became conscious, Horhaia has been pursuing the fulfillment of her family's long-cherished wish and the restoration of the feathered serpent's glory.

After truly transforming back into the feathered serpent, even more powerful than the feathered serpent inherited from her ancestors and recorded in history, Horhaya felt a sense of loss and uncertainty.

Holhaia was like someone who had just escaped a river and was feeling smug, only to find herself adrift in a vast ocean on a lone boat. Bai Xun, who showed her a corner of a more magnificent world, was the only lighthouse in her eyes that could guide her.

At least by Bai Xun's side, she was able to witness more knowledge that she could not witness before, whether it was the deepest secrets of this land or the brilliance of the other side of the endless starry sky.

The Spring Spirit didn't care much about Horhaya's existence. In her eyes, Horhaya was at most a pet that Bai Xun had recently adopted, and she didn't have as much of an impact on her life as Himeko.

After all, Himeko can use her corrosive power to give her a cheat code in the game, and apart from her large breasts, this feathered serpent doesn't seem to have anything else worth paying attention to.

"Then let's hurry back, I'm still not fully awake!"

Eager to go back to sleep, the Spring Spirit couldn't help but yawn again, then turned and walked into the spatial rift.

Bai Xun and Hor Haiya quickly followed, and in just a moment they crossed thousands of miles and returned to Longmen.

"Don't disturb the noble Spring Spirit's rest, get out of here!"

The Spring Spirit lay face down on her fluffy bed, burying her head in the pillow and waving at Bai Xun with her little bottom sticking out. Bai Xun couldn't help but sit down on the edge of the bed, reach out a finger, and poke the Spring Spirit's cheek, teasingly commenting...

"Ugh, all you do all day is eat, sleep, or play video games. What kind of useless college student are you?"

"Hmm~ Don't pull me away!"

Ah Quan, dissatisfied, lay sprawled on the bed, baring his teeth at Bai Xun in annoyance, and retorted,

"I'm not some useless college student, I never even went to college!"

The words spoken by the spirit of the spring were righteous and full of vigor, fully illustrating the importance of education to a person.

Horhaya was completely dumbfounded. Was this how someone who possessed great power should behave?

For her, based on her heritage and what she had seen before, those who possessed great power were often aloof and noble. But compared to Hakuhiro and the spirit of the spring, who truly possessed great power, how ridiculous their 'nobility' seemed.

Just as Bai Xun was about to tease A Quan until he started breathing, he suddenly sensed that the Silver Key he held had received an application from the holder in the Honkai Impact 3rd world, and he agreed without hesitation.

The next second, the silvery-white gate of light opened, and a cheerful Mei walked out with Bronya, smiling and greeting Bai Xun.

"Yah hello~"

But Ah Quan, who just wanted to sleep, got a little angry at this and sat up, yelling,

"Why are there more people? One after another, do you really think this is a train station?"

"Huh? Bai Xun, what are you doing in Quan's room?"

Mei's eyes sharpened instantly when she noticed A-Quan, who was only wearing a thin nightgown, and Bai Xun sitting on the edge of her bed.

But the next second she realized that she was just scaring herself.

After all, A-Quan is just a mascot, and it's really a sign of a lack of confidence that he's worried that A-Quan will threaten him.

If Bai Xun is living with Texas, that might be a bit tricky.

However, the Spring Spirit is merely a mortal born in an era without its own time (referring to the Main God Space), so there is nothing to worry about.

Just like Mei thought, A-Quan didn't have any other thoughts. He was just a little annoyed because so many people had suddenly squeezed into his room. With a wave of his hand, he opened a spatial rift and transferred Bai Xun and the other three to the first floor. Then he went back to sleep.