In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

Author: Shirobako

Summary:

Xu Guang woke up to find himself transported to the world of Genshin Impact, but there was one problem: why were all these characters NPCs?

Never mind, business is important.

On the first day, General Thunder was very refreshed, and so was Thor.

The next day, the goddess was very refreshed.

[Day 3, Kamisato Ayaka is my safe haven!]

[Day 4, debunking the myth: Not every place where the Grass God's little feet have stepped will grow Padishalan; it didn't grow in my mouth.]

[Day 5, this one won't stick. Funinna truly lives up to her title of Water Goddess!]

【…】

[On the thirtieth day, wait a minute, it seems like Thor has become a real person?]

Chapter 1: What does it mean to do whatever you want?

Is it spring yet?

Looking at the petals fluttering overhead, the man yawned, stretched, and stepped into the cave, where there was a blue door.

Although he could easily adjust the seasons using the console, it wasn't necessary.

In this lifeless world, a little change is welcome.

His name is Xu Guang, he is twenty years old, and he is a time traveler.

Good news! I've been transported to Genshin Impact, not to those Warhammer worlds that leave you completely bewildered.

The bad news is that everyone here, except for him, is an NPC.

Everyone repeats the same thing according to the system's logic, saying the pre-set words.

This has led to a world that, despite having a wide variety of characters, is surprisingly lifeless.

He shook his head and pulled up his action log.

This is what he discovered during his exploration. Although decent people don't keep diaries, the world is too boring. Without his intervention, every day would be the same. So, in his opinion, it is very necessary to write something to record daily life.

[I've been transported to another world, but things don't seem too bad. Here's my log of events.]

On the first day, after overcoming the initial confusion, we explored the area briefly and decided on our first stop!

[Tenshukaku, the residence of the Thunder General, is also the puppet created by the Thunder God Shadow.]

To be honest, this really deserves a bad review; it's not realistic at all. However, I did manage to find the real person the next day.

Hmm, very refreshing. So even gods are 37 degrees Celsius.

The next day, after a sleepless night, I got up, dressed, and found Yae no Miko. She was also very hydrated; it turns out even the shrine maiden was 37 degrees Celsius.

So what is the meaning of this world's existence, or is it just my dream? What can I do in this lonely world? We are all alone.

[Found something that can refresh my status, successfully surviving the "wise man" mode.]

[Day 4, Ayaka Kamisato is my dog!]

【…】

On the eighth day, we arrived in Fontaine and met Funina.

The water god truly lives up to his name; his fluidity is unmatched by any other character.

On the seventeenth day, I went to Liyue and met quite a few people.

Are walnuts really that flat? Oh well, small ones are cute too.

[Day 18, hehehe, my little aunt.]

[Day 19, Xu Guang, how could you be so depraved? After transmigrating, all you think about is doing is this kind of thing?]

Day 20, today's breakfast: coconut milk.

【…】

[Day 24, debunking a myth: Not every place where the Grass God's little feet have stepped will grow Padishalan; it didn't grow in my mouth.]

【…】

【…】

【…】

[Day 30. Let's stay at Ying's place for today.]

Putting aside his initial excitement, Xu Guang found himself at a rather awkward juncture.

That means he's entered a state of mental sage mode. There aren't any great entertainment facilities in the world of Genshin Impact, so all he can do every day is engage in deep conversations. But after a while, that won't work.

For example, would you feel desire for someone who has no expression and no emotion whatsoever?

Many people say that the best is to have no worries about food, drink, or quality.

But what if, on top of that, you've tried every imaginable way to play?

That would be very boring.

Yawning, Xu Guang leaned lazily against Lei Yingdian.

It's been a month since I was transported to the world of Genshin Impact.

What a decadent life!

"So, do you think I should ask Qiqi to play with me? Even though she's that size, she's a legal loli. In fact, most of the lolis in Genshin Impact are legal. Diona and Zaoyou may not be adults, but they're not human, so they're not protected by law... But forget it, that would be too naive."

Xu Guang muttered to himself, but naturally received no response.

Fortunately, he has gotten used to it. As mentioned earlier, the current Shadow is just an NPC and will not take the initiative to communicate with you.

Turning around, I looked at the shadow, and a white panel popped up on the other person's body.

[Shadow (in meditation)]

【dialogue】

【information】

【Task】

【state】

[Clothing Change]

【More】

The current Shadow is in her original skin. Purple stockings and skirt outline a white and smooth absolute space. Her waist, which can be grasped in one hand, is wrapped in the waist twist of the kimono, and her slender arms are under the wide sleeves.

The ample bosom beneath her neck makes it difficult for clothes to completely conceal it.

After looking him over, Xu Guang flicked his finger and clicked on the outfit change button. Instantly, the clothes on Ying's body turned into a blue school swimsuit.

He nodded in satisfaction and then leaned against the other person's long, full, and completely naked thighs.

While lying down, I gently felt the other person's temperature with my hands.

As a time traveler, he naturally possessed many of the same advantages that his predecessors had.

That is, the system.

However, this is a console application.

He can control the weather, time, and the status of various characters in this world. After trying it out, Xu Guang found that his authority was ridiculously large.

With a simple tap of your finger, you can travel from Liyue to Inazuma, and easily change a character's age.

For example, you could go find Ayaka Kamisato when she was a child, and then teleport her to the adult version of herself, and have a fun time playing a rice bowl game.

For example, the ability to change clothes is not just about changing a character's clothes. It can change not only the character's clothes, but also anything that exists in Earth and Genshin Impact, and it can also change some small details.

For example, you could put a purple mood on Shadow, or put a small ball inside its mouth.

You can even create a white tiger.

Although it doesn't have the fancy and cool system that other transmigrators have, it's not bad at all.

After leaning against him, Xu Guang squinted his eyes in contentment.

"So lap pillows are really great."

Although it's an NPC, its temperature and texture are indistinguishable from a real person.

That's why he used to enjoy it so much.

However, aside from his outstanding physical attributes, Ying is not so good at anything else.

As a goddess who spends most of her time meditating, or rather, a homebody, she doesn't utter a single word on a normal day.

After leaning against the railing for a while, Xu Guang felt a little bored, so he stood up and decided to go and visit Yae no Miko.

Although the priestess is also an NPC, she is, after all, a cunning fox. Her talkativeness gives him a sense of being with a real person.

Stretching, Xu Guang walked out of Thor's meditation place, Yixin Pure Land, with a sense of ease.

He has absolutely no need to worry about encountering danger.

The world of Genshin Impact is indeed filled with many dangerous monsters, but it has another ability besides the control panel.

That's a rollback after death.

No matter what state he is in, whether he is unconscious, hypnotized, or in a state of absolute unconsciousness, as long as he dies, he will return to the moment he just transmigrated and gain invincibility for a period of time.

This also greatly enhanced his ability to court death, allowing him to be far ahead of everyone else on the path of either being exposed or being exposed.

Even if you forget to recover your condition, you can still have a second round after a sudden death!

As they emerged from the cave, Xu Guang spotted a traveler leading a Paimon exploration map.

They're just NPCs, though.

According to the first law of time-travel games, after a male character travels through time, the female protagonist will inevitably become the main character.

Therefore, the current traveler is Ying.

Xu Guang still takes good care of the characters he has controlled in the game before.

He leaned over, helped the other person change into a sailor uniform, pinched their smooth cheeks a couple of times, then slipped his palm inside, feeling the delicate skin and warmth, before leaving with the warmth still lingering on his fingertips.

The white tiger, a Class I protected animal in China, lives up to its name.

As for emergency food.

For him, it's just a cup at most.

Walking down the street, Xu Guang looked at the food stalls and casually picked up some.

No money is required.

He could easily change his status through the console and thus get rid of hunger forever, but what would be the point?

Enjoying Inazuma's local delicacies, Xu Guang arrived at Narukami Taisha Shrine.

The priestess stood under the tree, looking at the cherry blossoms, while the expressionless shrine maiden stared blankly at the sky, her white and red shrine maiden clothes making her appear even more alluring.

Her pink hair cascaded down, and the fox ears on her head looked like they were welded on, completely lifeless, as did the tail on her back.

"It's true that no matter how many times I watch it, I still find it beautiful."

That's true, but it's a bit boring.

Xu Guang walked over and stayed with the other person, watching the petals slowly fall.

For some reason, he suddenly raised an eyebrow and looked down at the shrine.

There is an anomaly in the console.

That was where Thor meditated.

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