In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

"Don't be reckless, this is a big order!"

Qi Liangliang scratched her head, unsure how much she had taken to heart: "I understand."

Seeing her like this, the shopkeeper sighed helplessly, then took out the mission request: "This time you need to go to Mondstadt and investigate the local customs and culture."

The girl asked, puzzled, "What do you mean?"

She usually just delivers packages; what kind of investigation is this "investigation of local customs and traditions"?

The store manager thought for a moment and said, "It probably means paid leave. I'm not too sure, but they specifically asked you to do it."

"Ok."

"This doesn't have to happen in the country. You need to be careful and avoid trouble."

"Uh-huh."

Seeing that the other party was not listening at all, the shopkeeper was too lazy to say anything more, handed the other party a boat ticket, and went to attend to his own business.

As she left, watching Qi Liangliang's retreating figure, she could only hope that this time the captain would be more reliable.

But what was the captain's name again? I think it was... Beidou?

Weird name.

Chapter Thirteen: How can helping each other be considered a bad thing?

"Four thousand and fifty, four thousand and fifty-one..."

Kujo closed his eyes and silently counted the numbers.

She uses this method to tell herself how long she has persisted, setting a goal of 1,000 for the next 1,000 every time she reaches 1,000.

This is also a way to distract yourself.

Just as she was about to continue, she suddenly felt everything go black, and then the stuffy air completely disappeared, replaced by a cool breeze.

The heavy armor on his body disappeared, replaced by leather clothing that clung to his skin.

Opening her eyes and looking around, she realized she was inside the Tenryo Magistrate's residence, in her room. Kujo understood; she had returned to that strange world.

The general had already told her the general details, so she wasn't particularly flustered.

This sudden movement further strained her already stressed lower abdomen.

"Oh wow, you got here first this time."

An annoying voice came from outside the door, but Kujo didn't want to respond and just sat there quietly.

Xu Guang pushed open the door and walked in, looking at Kujo's sweaty appearance with some curiosity.

"Although I know this leather jacket is shabby, you didn't have to add to the fun this way. It makes me feel all warm inside."

Hearing what the other person said, Kujo could only manage to squeeze out two words: "Villain!"

Xu Guang naturally wouldn't take such words to heart. Compared to the online flame wars in his previous life where people would insult each other's family trees at the drop of a hat, Jiu Tiao's words were more like tuning a piano.

He raised his hand and summoned a mirror, placing it in front of the other person: "But you can see for yourself, you are quite alluring right now."

Kujo glanced at it, his fingers trembling slightly.

Is this her?

Her hair was plastered to her cheeks because of the sweat, and her face was flushed because she had just been in the sauna.

The leather jacket is no exception; it's meant to fit the body, and now it clings tightly to the skin, outlining certain details.

For example, cherries.

This made Kujo Sara, who already had a good figure, even more smug.

Turning her head away, Kujo didn't want to see any of this.

Xu Guang, oblivious to the situation, leaned closer and lifted the other person's arm.

"You don't seem to be in very good shape."

He wasn't blind, so he naturally saw the status bar above the other person's head.

[Kujou Sara: On the verge of incontinence.]

Xu Guang thought this way of playing was indeed good, but he also made a move, and the other party just cooperated so obediently?

"..."

Kujo remained silent.

Xu Guang said calmly, "So you're alright. It seems I was overthinking it. But one thing is certain: your general will be here soon, barring any unforeseen circumstances. I'm really curious what her expression will be when she sees you looking like this."

Nine's lips twitched.

She remembered the last time, it was in front of the person she respected most...

Barring any unforeseen circumstances, that will be a shadow over her life.

Looking at the other person's expression, Xu Guang coaxed, "Are you sure you don't need my help? Anyway, this isn't reality. You can treat this as a dream, right? Look, where in the real world are there NPCs besides us?"

Swallowing hard, Kujo was somewhat tempted, but still didn't agree.

Xu Guang added the final blow: "Of course, I'm not a bad person. Seeing how upset you are makes my heart ache too. I'll definitely help you vent later. As far as I know, this leather jacket isn't breathable, so your stuff won't get everywhere. You can just take a shower after you're done, right?"

After saying that, he got up to leave.

Nine felt a tightness in their chest.

The previous incident was an indelible humiliation in her heart, and she never wanted to experience it a second time.

She didn't even want to think about what she would do if she had to go through that again in front of the general.

Then, his voice trembling, he called out, "Wait..."

Xu Guang stopped and turned around, asking with a grin, "What's wrong?"

"help me……"

The sound was very faint, comparable to that of a mosquito.

Xu Guang spread his hands, looking helpless: "Is this how you ask for a favor?"

Kujo was silent for a moment, then knelt in a dogeza (a deep bowing position): "Please..."

Xu Guang frowned and quickly helped the other person up. Normally, when helping someone up, one would support their arm or shoulder, but he was supporting the softer part of their body.

"Oh dear, this isn't appropriate. It makes me sound like some kind of villain."

"..."

Kujo fell silent.

After Xu Guang helped the other person up, he whispered in Jiu Tiao's ear.

"Of course I can help you. The request is simple: give me a kiss."

Kujo clenched his fists, but ultimately gave in.

She's already in this state; if she gives up halfway, she'll lose even more.

Looking at that handsome yet irritating face, Kujo tucked her hair back and gave him a light, fleeting kiss.

Xu Guang was somewhat disappointed: "It's just the cheeks."

"you!"

Suppressing her anger and the pressure in her lower abdomen, Kujo pressed her lips against Xu Guang's, giving him a bite that seemed almost retaliatory.

To this, Xu Guang could only say, "It's pretty good."

Having teased and played with her, he naturally had to fulfill her request. Then he took Kujo Sara's hand, and the next moment the two appeared next to a hot spring.

Then Xu Guang waved his hand, and Jiu Tiao's thick leather coat was removed.

A gust of wind blew by, and the icy chill almost made her lose control. She instinctively protected her vital parts, gritting her teeth: "You shameless bastard, you promised me..."

Xu Guang said seriously, "What are you talking about? Didn't I help you? Didn't I help you take off your leather jacket? Besides, what are you shy about? I've already seen everything. Not to mention, I've used every position on your NPC before you came over."

"..."

Kujo closed her eyes, the chilly feeling on her body making her even more unable to hold back. Rather than losing her composure in front of the general, she made her choice, so she squatted down and completed what she had been enduring for so long amidst the clicking sounds of the other party.

……

Are these really useful?

Ying looked around at the rooms, recalling the words the divine child had just told her.

Although it seems a bit unreliable, the Divine Child probably wouldn't try to trick her in this regard.

After practicing in her mind once more, Ying was about to leave when she saw Xu Guang walk in, holding the convulsing Kujo Sara in his arms. At that moment, Kujo had her face buried in Xu Guang's chest, making it difficult to see clearly.

The two were only wearing bathrobes.

Looking at the shadow, Xu Guang said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I've taken up some time."

Ying looked at the two of them with a strange expression, hesitating to speak.

Seeing her expression, Xu Guang quickly reassured her, "Don't worry, I didn't do anything. We just helped each other out."

That’s indeed the case.

He helped Kujo resolve an urgent matter that he had been holding back all day, and during that time he may have bumped into something, causing a part of his body to swell up.

So he had Kujo Sara use her mouth to help reduce the swelling.

This is a win-win situation; he's not the only one benefiting.

Yes, he won twice, which is a double win.

Chapter Fourteen: Is this really sunscreen?

After putting down the nine strips, Xu Guang found a clean spot to sit down and then went to get the other person a glass of warm water.

"Give."

Kujo silently accepted it and then drank it all in one gulp.

Although I really dislike the other person, my mouth is full of the smell, and I can't get rid of it without drinking water.

While patting Kujou's head, he looked at Kage and said, "So, how's the investigation in Mondstadt going?"

Kujo shook her head in resistance, then saw the other person's squinting smile. Her body stiffened for a moment before she slowly leaned closer.

Ying rolled her eyes at him: "Do you think this is the world? I just sent people out, and it will probably be next week before we get any news."

"That's it."

Xu Guang nodded, somewhat regretfully, as no new members joined this time or last time.

However, he did come up with a great idea, so he immediately pulled out a cute swimsuit.

Well, if three ropes count as a swimsuit.

"Since we're bored anyway, let's go swimming. Everyone knows that summer and the beach are a perfect match. I can even help you apply sunscreen. Many anime protagonists take advantage of others this way!"

Hey, is it really okay to just openly say you want to take advantage of someone?

And it's still spring here, so where did summer come from?

Xu Guang glanced at the comments on the screen and wondered who had turned this aloof and mature woman into a comedian.

"The season is not a problem."

Xu Guang snapped his fingers, and the temperature outside the house began to rise slowly, accompanied by the chirping of cicadas and the gentle breeze.

Seeing the other party's methods, Kujo was stunned, and Kage raised an eyebrow slightly.

Although they knew that Xu Guang had a strong control over the world, this was just too exaggerated!

Can Heaven's justice do this?