In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

Kujo twitched the corner of her mouth: "...No need."

Xu Guang frowned: "What are you saying? I love teaching others. It breaks my heart to think that some people are hurting themselves with the wrong methods. How about this, you treat me as your teacher and you as your student. Wouldn't that be much better?"

The goddess smacked her lips and immediately saw the problem: "Actually, you just want to play teacher-student role-playing, don't you?"

Upon being exposed, Xu Guang was shocked: "Oh no, have we been found out?"

Nine heartfelt complaints.

You didn't even try to hide it!

However, being Xu Guang, he naturally had to carry out his decision. So, with a flick of his finger, the group was teleported to a classroom.

Standing on the podium, looking at the three students below dressed in JK uniforms, Xu Guang smiled with satisfaction.

Then he picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard.

"How to properly defend yourself."

Ying read it aloud in a low voice, and Xu Guang above nodded: "That's right, this is the content of our lesson today. I've gone to great lengths to protect your health. But Ying, you have to raise your hand before speaking next time, or I'll punish you."

Kujo snorted.

Even a fool could figure out what the punishment would be—it would definitely be some kind of gruesome game.

Just then, Kujo Sara suddenly noticed that Xu Guang walked up to her with an unhappy expression.

"Kujou Sara, how could you talk bad about the teacher behind her back? You deserve to be punished. Come on, take off your skirt and let the teacher hit you twice."

Kujo clicked his tongue at the other person's eager expression.

What kind of bizarre teacher-student relationship is this? Would a teacher really treat a student like this?

And she only thought about it, she didn't say it out loud!

Xu Guang slapped the table: "Kujou-kun, that's just how ignorant you are. As far as I know, this happens not only between teachers and students, but also between fathers and daughters, like Akizuki Airi."

The name was unfamiliar to her. Kujo bit her lip, turned her head to look at the general and the chief priest beside her, closed her eyes, and finally made up her mind.

She still remembered the words the general had told her before he left.

Does this count as a sacrifice?

He remained silent, stood up, turned around, and leaned his back against the other person.

Xu Guang continued, "Good boy, please bend over and stick your head up a little higher."

"..."

Did it.

clap clap.

After a few slaps, even without looking, you could tell that the cloth was covered in red handprints.

If she had the Eye of God, things wouldn't have come to this, but in this world, she was just an ordinary girl with delicate skin.

Enduring the grievances and gritting her teeth, just then the pattern on her lower abdomen took effect.

The little bat emitted a pinkish glow.

A burning sensation and a tingling numbness flooded my mind, my thighs went weak, and I involuntarily collapsed.

Fortunately, Xu Guang quickly helped him up and asked with concern, "Kujou-kun, what happened to you?"

The relentless onslaught caused Kujo to start stuttering.

"You and I……"

His breathing gradually became heavy.

Xu Guang smiled and touched the spot he had just patted: "It was the teacher's fault. Do you need me to massage it for you? Don't let my appearance fool you, I have the skills passed down from an old Chinese medicine doctor, and everyone who has used my treatments says they are excellent."

Kujo's eyes were already glazed over, but she still resisted with her last shred of reason: "No..."

Xu Guang sighed: "It's already like this, why are you still being stubborn? I understand, I understand. When a girl says she wants something, she just wants it. Here I come."

After finishing his speech, or rather, after giving his report, Xu Guang began his massage.

However, as everyone knows, it can be very troublesome if some acupoints on the human body are blocked. Considering this, Xu Guang reluctantly used his skill of disassembling people's clothes in order to carry out the next treatment.

However, it's not a complete solution; after all, sometimes leaving one or two items might be more effective.

Otherwise, why would so many people like uniforms?

Nurses, flight attendants, teachers, and female investigators.

Having done all this, Xu Guang carried the two poles and simply used the other party as a teaching material to explain.

Shadow remained silent, while the Divine Child watched with great interest, marveling at the other's playstyle.

They really know how to have fun.

She certainly didn't expect this.

"Classmates, look over here. First of all, we all know that the human body is extremely fragile, so we need to prepare before attacking. However, Kujo-kun has already adapted, so it doesn't need to be so complicated."

Holding the dazed Kujo, Xu Guang vividly demonstrated what posture... oops, knowledge is.

The effect is remarkable.

After his relentless efforts, Kujo was utterly defeated and could only utter meaningless murmurs, while Kage completely turned his face away, perhaps thinking of what had happened to him earlier that day.

The divine child became completely absorbed in the second half.

Because it is in a world that he completely controls, Xu Guang can do some things that are impossible in movies.

For example, suspended in mid-air.

Both sides are suspended in mid-air.

This greatly stimulated the son's thirst for knowledge.

As time passed, the battle ended.

Xu Guang exhaled a breath of stale air and then lit a cigarette.

No wonder everyone says that a cigarette afterward is better than being a god.

Kujo, already sporting an ahegao (evil face), was placed back on the chair.

Sweat dripped down the chair legs onto the floor.

It could be due to a recent hormonal imbalance, or it could be from drinking too much milk.

The sweat is white.

(P.S.: Classmates, I have to mention this: don't smoke.)

Chapter 32: Can weaknesses lead to critical hits?

After the battle, Kujo was still recovering.

Xu Guang, however, once again stood tall and imposing, displaying his former prowess. After all, he was just an ordinary person, and one-on-one combat was extremely taxing on his strength, especially when using moves that were not even seen in anime. Therefore, Xu Guang skillfully used the ability to refresh his state.

Who knew that during the last refresh, Kujo fainted, which stopped the action.

He waved his hand, put on his clothes, walked to the podium, and pulled up the footage of the battle he had just witnessed.

It begins to explain some organs and biological knowledge in detail.

As they were talking, the divine child suddenly raised his hand.

"Excuse me, teacher, I'd like to ask, which do you prefer, me or Kujo?"

It seems like you've successfully assumed the role.

However, the question he asked was quite tricky. In a Japanese light novel, there would inevitably be a chaotic scene. But who is Xu Guang? He flicked his cigarette ash.

"If you're really curious about this, Shenzi, you can come up and try. I'd rather tell you the answer with facts."

Yae no Miko blinked, her foxy eyes full of laughter: "Eh, does the teacher mean you still want to punish me? But I didn't do anything wrong."

Xu Guang coughed and said, "What are you talking about? I was just instructing a curious student, not punishing him. Besides, think about it, if I were really punishing him, would Kujo be screaming so comfortably?"

The goddess smiled, but soon her smile faded.

Xu Guang took out a small pendant, then summoned a puppet of a divine child and hung the pendant around the other person's neck.

"However, what Shinko said is indeed right. It is obviously not what a qualified teacher should do if there are no mistakes and no punishments. But you won't understand many things unless you experience them yourself. I'll take a shortcut and tell you this in this way."

After saying that, Xu Guang picked up the mascot of the Divine Child and placed it on the podium.

Then extend your hand.

The goddess sitting below the stage was stunned for a moment, thinking that the other party wanted to play some shameful games by using a doll that looked like her.

But she came up with an idea.

She felt it too, as Xu Guang's fingers moved across the podium.

"Wait, something's not right..."

A muffled groan.

Even though there was nothing physically there, I could still feel it.

Xu Guang sighed, "It seems that Shenzi really likes this kind of education. Let's continue. Although I explored you thoroughly last time, I still don't know your weakness. Is it here?"

The so-called pendant was made by Xu Guangxian, and its only effect is to give the target the same tactile sensation as the user.

This thing can be developed and promoted in the future, for example, when he and the shadow are fighting on the battlefield, the god or Kujo can also feel it.

Double the happiness then.

As he spoke, Xu Guang glanced at one of the status bars above the other person's head.

[High-speed progress.]

As he turned his finger, a number popped up.

【+1】

If it's just adding one, it means the effect is not obvious.

"Unfortunately, it seems this isn't the right place."

Xu Guang was not discouraged and continued his next offensive.

"is it here?"

【+1】

"What about here?"

【+5】

"Oh dear, it seems we're very close."

Xu Guang smiled as he looked down at the divine child.

The other person was slumped over the table, breathing heavily.

If it were direct contact, she could resist it slightly, but this sudden touch, besides making her feel those sensations, also made her feel unknown fear, precisely because there was no concrete object.

Ying pursed her lips; she could certainly understand what state her old friend was in right now.

Look at her tail swishing back and forth, her body curled up, and her toes tightly clenched together.

Because the goddess was wearing open-toed sandals, every subtle movement of her feet was clearly visible.

Veins bulged, and his fair feet twitched incessantly.

As the exploration drew closer, the divine child began to twitch slightly. Having experienced the Shadow of Shadow four or five times and been subjected to so many bad deeds, how could she not understand that this was proof that she had reached a critical point?

Sure enough, when Xu Guang placed his hand on the last spot and asked with a smile, "This is the only place I can go."