In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

They were both asleep.

While we have this time, why don't we...

Without further ado, Xu Guang adjusted his posture and then pried open Jiu Tiao's mouth.

Because the weather was nice today, and everyone around her was asleep, she took a nap.

Suddenly, I felt something in my mouth.

I opened my eyes and saw black, curly hair.

After thinking about where she was, she felt inexplicably relieved.

That's right. It would be strange if Xu Guang did nothing, given his personality.

This is normal now.

Upon realizing she was awake, Xu Guang rubbed her head, signaling her to cooperate.

Kujo rolled his eyes, about to stammer out his answer, when he suddenly remembered that the General was right beside him.

I was startled and coughed twice as a result.

Xu Guang quickly held her head and made a shushing gesture: "She's not awake yet, be quiet."

I glanced at it out of the corner of my eye and found that it was indeed the case.

Kujo grumbled in dissatisfaction but didn't say anything, and then started working hard.

Rather than letting the general see this, it's better to finish this quickly.

But after all that effort, she vomited it up.

Oh dear, just like before, Kujo rubbed her slightly sore cheeks and fell into deep thought.

Xu Guang coughed slightly: "Should we..."

"No! Absolutely not!"

Even though she hadn't said it out loud, Kujo indicated that she knew exactly what the other person wanted.

It's just a different mouth.

How could I possibly agree to that? The commotion is already quite significant; if we change it, it will only get worse. What if the General gets woken up?

Kujo gave the other person a resentful look, took a deep breath, and continued to work hard.

……

"Faster, faster!"

Linghua ran as fast as she could. As a local from Inazuma, she knew the terrain around here very well and knew where to meet up.

She was just very worried that something might happen to Mr. Xu Guang.

Sweat trickled down her cheeks, her hair clung to her forehead, and her skirt got dirty.

Linghua didn't care about any of these things; she was just wondering why she hadn't changed her shoes today.

That way, it should be faster.

My lungs feel a bit uncomfortable, and my vision is starting to blur.

As Kamisato Ryouka rounded the foot of a mountain, she finally saw the troops waiting there, and the leader... Lord Miyaji!

Very good!

I hurried over.

Meanwhile, the divine child was yawning boredly.

She had gone to great lengths to remove all the bodily fluids, and as expected, the golden Holy Grail was indeed too small, with about 70% of it being wasted.

She felt that Xu Guang meant that only what was in this context could be brought into reality, and no other method would work.

At the current pace, it may take several more rounds.

"Tails are hard to understand..."

The goddess looked resentful, but the other party seemed to like it very much. Sometimes, she would finish the job in one go and even use it to wipe herself clean.

He sighed helplessly.

She thought about the script and decided that if Ling Hua didn't come soon, she would go and pour herself a cup of tea.

I've had too much water coming out, and now I'm a little thirsty.

Just then, a figure appeared in front of her.

It was Shinri Ryouka, but she was in very bad shape.

With his hands on his knees, panting heavily, and swaying unsteadily, he still managed to walk up to her, pleading with his eyes, "Lord Gongsi, please, please save Mr. Xu Guang..."

Seeing this once noble young lady of a prestigious family in such a state, the Divine Child hesitated to speak.

I felt a deep sense of emotion.

Xu Guang, that guy, really has a terrible personality. He actually uses this kind of method to win someone over.

Stepping forward and helping the other person up, the Divine Child nodded: "What happened? Explain yourself."

Then, Ryoka Kamisato recounted their experience of the day.

These divine beings actually knew all of this; as actors, how could they not know the script?

Only that silly girl, Ryouka Kamisato, doesn't understand anything.

"I understand, let's set off now, you go and rest for a bit..."

"No, I want to go with you!"

Ryouka Kamisato's eyes were resolute, even though she had reached her physical limit.

Seeing the other person's expression, the goddess really wanted to say something.

There's really no need to worry. That bad guy is perfectly fine, but she's always been very dedicated in some strange places.

For example, when you are the editor-in-chief of a publishing house.

He then gave a helpless look and said, "I understand, but it's hard for you to go like this. Why don't you stay here with the rest of the group..."

Ling Hua shook her head: "No need, I'm fine."

"Ok."

And so, the two set off.

Seeing that Ryoka was breathing heavily beside her, the goddess kindly offered to help her up, but she refused.

"Lord Gongsi, please go ahead. Don't waste my time."

“I know, but if something happens to you, that guy will definitely be upset. You don’t need to worry so much, Xu Guang is very strong.”

you do not say.

This being is almost like a creator god in this world, able to do whatever it wants.

Who can hurt him?

"I……"

"listen to me."

"Um……"

They continued on their way, but when they arrived, they found many Fools in the area, seemingly searching for something.

The churned earth, the fallen trees, and the shattered rocks all testified to the ferocity of the battle.

Shen Lilinghua's face turned pale as she thought of something bad.

The divine child patted her on the back and comforted her, "Don't worry, the fact that the Fools are searching here proves that Xu Guang is alright, doesn't it? If he were caught, why waste so many people's manpower?"

As the saying goes, concern leads to confusion, and upon hearing this, Ryoka Kamisato felt relieved.

But I'm also worried about other things.

"But given the situation here, Mr. Xu Guang is definitely injured. Should we..."

"No rush. Let's avoid the search first and go find him later. By then, the main force will be here, so even if a battle breaks out, we won't be afraid."

The divine child finalized the plan and then found a place to hide.

The main reason is that Xu Guang was delayed for some reason and is now giving himself a buff.

And if you accidentally bump into it, it would be quite embarrassing.

Chapter 49: It's all the Fools' fault!

The group of fools gathered here seemed to be dispersing because they couldn't find their target, which gave the Divine Child and Linghua an opportunity. The two carefully searched along the traces of the battle on the ground.

As dusk approached, Ling Hua bit her lip.

She had just seen a lot of blood in this area. It was hard to say whether it was from the Fools or Mr. Xu Guang, but it was not a good sign.

If something really happens...

Thinking of this, Kagami Ryouka's face turned pale.

The divine child standing to the side noticed her expression and came over to comfort her gently: "It's alright. There's a saying in Liyue: 'Good people don't live long, but evil people live for a thousand years.' That guy is definitely still alive."

"Mr. Xu Guang is not a bad person!"

Ryouka Kamisato offered a soft explanation, which made the Divine Child's expression stiffen.

Do you think I don't know whether he's a bad person or not?

This guy almost knocked her unconscious a few hours ago, and now she still has backaches, abdominal pain, and bloating.

To be fair, this guy does have some tricks up his sleeve, managing to get a young lady to willingly do these things and even explain things to him.

But the more this was the case, the more curious the Divine Child became about what kind of expression Ryōka would have when she discovered the truth.

He cursed Xu Guang in his heart. The divine child pretended to look for clues, but in fact he was mainly looking to see if the other party had left any marks.

Soon, she found a piece of cloth on a tree branch near the edge of the cliff. The fact that the other party left this thing could only mean that he was prepared. Otherwise, even if it was placed in front of them, they would not be able to see it. So it meant that the script could begin.

He picked it up and examined it closely, then called Ling Hua over: "Come and take a look, isn't this the pattern on Xu Guang's clothes?"

Ryouka Kamisato leaned closer. Luckily, it was only dusk. She thought for a moment and nodded heavily.

“That’s right, I was there today, and Mr. Xu Guang…”

The words were on the tip of her tongue, but she swallowed them back. She suddenly realized that she couldn't very well say that when she was with him, he was on top of her and that's what he saw.

That would be so shameful.

Even though she knew she was in the future, she hadn't quite adjusted to it yet.

Seeing the other person's hesitant expression, a familiar feeling washed over her, and the Divine Child smacked her lips.

Okay, she suddenly didn't want to know anymore.

She placed the piece of cloth in the other person's hand, took two steps forward, and looked at the cliff: "It looks like this guy jumped off. What should we do? We don't have any tools right now."

Shinri Ryouka looked at her, blinking her eyes: "That High Priest, you also..."

Yae no Miko nodded: "Speaking of which, I am a member of the General's family, so I am greatly influenced by him. Besides, I am a fox, not a bird."

As she spoke, she turned slightly to the side, revealing her tail. However, Shen Li Linghua keenly noticed that the originally beautiful pink fur on it was somewhat tangled, as if it had been glued together by something.

Thinking of this, she felt inexplicably sad.

It's all the fault of the Fools! They've made it so that the Divine Child doesn't even have time to properly take care of his tail!

Shaking his head to clear his mind, Ling Hua's gaze was firm: "I'll go down and take a look. I'd also appreciate it if you, Lord Gong Si, could keep an eye on things up here in case the Fools suddenly return."

The fox nodded, but inwardly she thought, what a good child she was, so disregarding the danger for others, and she just watched as the other person walked step by step into Xu Guang's trap.

Yeah, they've become accomplices.