In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

But in that moment of distraction, Xu Guang had already reached in and started fiddling with the space.

"Don't be afraid. It's normal to feel uncomfortable at first. You'll feel better after applying the essential oil."

As he spoke, Xu Guang began to squeeze the bottle with his other free hand.

It just tastes strange; it's white and very thick.

Xin Hai was shocked: "Wait! This isn't essential oil at all!"

Reminded by these words, Xu Guang glanced at it, then smiled and said, "It's alright, a sperm is still a sperm, they're all the same."

Seeing that the other person was about to apply these things to her body, Xin Hai tried her best to resist.

It looks like something out of a ghost, and who would put these things in a small bottle? That must be weirdo!

Xu Guang looked at the other person's status bar, sighed slightly, and said with emotion, "If Yae no Miko heard this, she would be heartbroken."

That's right, although Xu Guang usually likes to play some weird games, it's not to this extent.

Even tigers don't eat their cubs; he wouldn't go against his own child.

These were all collected little by little by the goddess after she was forced to wear the chastity belt.

He just remembered it today, so he borrowed it.

Xin Hai clearly noticed the key point of those words.

"What do you mean the Divine Child will be sad? You... ugh..."

Xu Guang narrowed his eyes: "I thought your body structure would be different from others, after all, Qi Liangliang is like that. I didn't expect it. And your weakness is so easy to find."

After saying that, he went to that spot and launched a series of attacks.

Anyone who frequently fights bosses knows that even the toughest monsters can be defeated with targeted attacks.

Not to mention that Xin Hai is just an ordinary person now. Under such intense attacks, she naturally cannot stay awake and can only watch helplessly as the other party applies 'essence' oil to her body while testing her limits.

Because the two were so close, Xin Hai was being held in the other's arms, and because of the difference in size, most of her body was in the other's embrace.

Moreover, because this guy had previously said he wanted her to bask in the sunlight, she could clearly feel his temperature and his scorching breath.

"Wait, who are you? Please let me go, I don't know anything... *sobs*"

Xu Guang gasped and thought to himself.

I was too quick; I didn't even hear what the caviar was saying.

But it seems too late now.

The girl in his arms raised her head slightly, her fair neck slender and graceful.

Having crossed the threshold, her consciousness was withdrawn, her body twitched slightly, and a sticky substance flowed out, sticking between the two of them.

Seeing the wet fingers, Xu Guang wiped them clean on the other person's body and then let go.

Looking at Xin Hai, who was practically sticking out his tongue, he stroked his chin: "It seems like we've gone a bit too far."

He hadn't expected the other party to be so resistant.

It's worth noting that both Shinobu Kyouki, Ryouka Kamisato, and Ryouki Kira, who are of similar build, performed quite well.

Even though Kuki Shinobu was practically turned into a fountain by him, he was still gritting his teeth, and Ki Ryo even meowed and used his tongue to help.

Needless to say, Ryouka Kamisato pressed her calves against his shoulders and even took the initiative to put her arms around his.

Who would have thought that he couldn't withstand the attack even before activating his buffs at Xin Hai?

However, this may not be a bad thing; it will be even more fun in the future.

Thinking of this, Xu Guang squatted down and wrote a tally mark on the inside of his thigh, but only the first stroke.

As he had planned, one course of treatment would consist of four positive characters, but he couldn't handle it after the first one.

Although he could refresh the status, he also knew that this was Xin Hai's first climax, and it was better to let the other party recover on their own.

Yawning, Xu Guang squatted down to the side and waited, taking the opportunity to observe what the others were doing during this free time.

Needless to say, Ying had thoroughly satisfied the other party before coming, and was now enjoying his tea with great satisfaction.

The divine child still had that mournful expression, and even had dark circles under his eyes. It seems the effect is good; we can help him unseal the seal in a few days.

As for Qi Liangliang and Jiuqi Ren, his methods last time were too exciting, so they need to be given some time to rest.

Even a person made of iron can't have their belly sloshing around all day.

As for Kujo Sara...

Xu Guang narrowed his eyes, zoomed in on the other person's image, and seemed to be deep in thought.

He remembered giving the other person a cherry blossom pattern a long time ago, but then he forgot about it, and the other person never mentioned it, so it just sat there.

But he clearly remembered that this thing was not just a simple pattern, but actually had an effect.

The more you accumulate, the stronger the effect.

It's been so long, why hasn't the other party come looking for him?

Is their willpower really that strong?

That's impossible. The last few times I played the "squeeze in" game with him, I passed out in less than ten tries.

Xu Guang expressed his doubts and planned to take this time to observe carefully.

He soon saw what he wanted to see.

First, Kujo returned to the real world, and then, after handling today's official business in an extremely ruthless manner, she returned to her room and locked the door.

Then he pulled a box out from under the bed.

Although Xu Guang calls it a box, given its size, calling it a coffin wouldn't be a problem at all.

Xu Guang was slightly surprised as he looked at the outrageous scene.

Is this a case of unchecked desires leading to murder as a form of revenge? And then bringing the victim's body back to properly humiliate them?

What a terrible hobby! It's all his fault for not teaching me properly.

How can you hide a corpse in your own home?

That would be too easy to detect.

However, Xu Guang soon realized he was wrong, because when the other party opened the box, it was filled with... rubber weapons.

They come in all sizes and all kinds of styles.

"Good heavens, they shut down an adult products store?"

Seeing this, Xu Guang roughly understood how Kujo relieved his desires and sighed.

Honestly, she'd rather use toys than let him come; that's how resistant she is.

Looking at the nine figures on the screen, he took a deep breath, picked up a weapon of suitable size, took another deep breath, and began to rub it.

Xu Guang also came up with a good idea and planned to put it into action next time.

But this time, I'll let it go.

Chapter 88: Remember to bring a coconut milk when you go out.

Xu Guang glanced at Xin Hai, who was still unconscious beside him, and sighed.

With such a sensitive relationship, what methods will we need to create a harmonious and friendly love life in the future?

He was wrong. Her heart was not entirely affected by his QQ space. Another reason was that she was a priestess who had remained chaste for more than ten years. Although she had learned some knowledge in recent years due to the flow of news about the war, her heart had not changed.

In other words, she is even more rigid than Kujo, so it's normal for her to have a mental breakdown when suddenly faced with something like this.

However, now that his mind is in a daze, there are naturally no mental activities to be observed, so he has no way of knowing.

After waiting for a while and confirming that the girl wouldn't wake up anytime soon, Xu Guang teleported her to a safe location and then left.

Anyway, if the other party really can't make it back to the real world, their clothes and everything else are fine, and there are protective mechanisms in place, so there's no need to worry.

Speaking of protection mechanisms, we must mention Xu Guang's great invention.

To help the female characters who came here adapt more quickly, he changed the initial ethereal form that Shadow encountered into a form that others could not see.

Simply put, others can't see it, but the protection is still there. This effectively enhances the fun of the game and ensures that your own people won't encounter danger.

He's such a little genius!

Since there's no progress on Xin Hai's side for the time being, he should start the work of instructing and educating Jiu Tiao.

……

"Lady Ningguang, is there any result?"

In an office in the Qunyu Pavilion, Ke Qing asked with a solemn expression, while the blond woman standing opposite her nodded.

"The intelligence is accurate. The Fools were indeed plotting something in secret, and we even managed to take down two of their strongholds..."

Ningguang paused for a moment at this point.

"Unfortunately, they reacted quickly, erasing the data immediately, and the ringleader committed suicide by poison. Furthermore, the Kingdom of Winter submitted a diplomatic immunity application. We don't have concrete evidence, so we can only hint at it. But don't worry, we've already increased patrols. With the celebration approaching, who would dare cause trouble..."

Ningguang's eyes were filled with coldness.

Having worked her way up from the bottom, she possesses a conscience rarely seen in this social class, but she doesn't mind using some less conventional methods.

Ke Qing nodded and said nothing more.

That's normal, since if, as that man said, the other party wanted to awaken a demon god, how could such a thing not have a well-thought-out plan?

In her view, the chances of dismantling the other party's mission with just one surprise inspection were pitifully small.

However, it's not entirely like that; at least they can prepare in advance to prevent disasters from happening.

If all else fails, we can wait until after the celebration and then drive all the people from the Winter Kingdom out.

Thinking of this, Ke Qing's tense mind relaxed, but a wave of dizziness struck her, and she had no choice but to hold onto a table for support.

Ever since she met that man, she has been busy every moment, and her originally good vacation has been completely ruined. Now, the fatigue of the past few days has finally swept over her, draining her energy.

Seeing this, Ningguang quickly stepped forward and asked, "Are you alright? Do you need to rest for a few days? Anyway, things have been arranged, and you don't need to keep working like this."

Ke Qing was about to refuse, but when she saw her own pale face and dry lips reflected in the other person's pupils, she slowly nodded.

Ningguang breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the other party had agreed. She knew better than anyone how stubborn the girl in front of her was, and that she was the kind of person who could give up her body for her work.

She understood the importance of good health a long time ago.

So she patted Keqing on the back: "We can go to the pharmacy in town later, the owner there has good medical skills..."

At this point, Ningguang seemed to have thought of something: "You should take two bottles of coconut milk with you when you go out. In case you can't see the boss, you can ask one of the waiters there to help you."

Keqing blinked, not quite understanding the connection between the coconut milk and the waiter, but she nodded and turned to leave.

In the empty office, Ningguang sat upright in her chair, her expression not very good.

"Ah, fools!"

The fingers tapped rhythmically.

In fact, the outcome was not as optimistic as she had just described. During the siege of the Fools' stronghold, the Thousand Rock Army was inexplicably attacked by monsters. Although no one died, many were seriously injured.

Anyone with eyes can see that this is the work of the Fools, but it just doesn't seem very likely.

The inhabitants of Teyvat all know that monsters are creatures without any reason, only knowing how to kill. How could they be easily controlled by humans?

However, she also kept one card hidden.

Let's see who comes out on top.

Ningguang sneered.

……

"Hello, is the boss here?"