In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

It's more fun.

"Actually, besides this thing, I have a surprise for you. Do you want to see it?"

Ying raised an eyebrow slightly. She looked at Xu Guang's face and felt that it was full of ill intentions, but she still nodded in agreement.

She was very curious about what other surprises the other person mentioned were. If it was something like that... then she couldn't resist.

But it's better than just sitting here listening to the other person say weird things.

Before you leave, would you like me to change your clothes?

Ying gave a blank snort.

"Ah."

"That's really boring."

Without looking at the other person, she realized how happy he was to see her humiliated, and she understood how to deal with him.

That means keeping a cold face and not making any unnecessary expressions that would frustrate the other person.

So he said it calmly.

What do you want from me?

Xu Guang's lips curled up as he leaned closer, holding a set of very revealing strips of cloth in his hand—indeed, that thing could no longer be called clothing.

No matter how you look at it, it's the kind of thing that's improper.

Knowing that she was going to wear this out, Ying clicked her tongue and made a sarcastic remark about the other person's perverse sense of humor.

Then quickly, she saw Xu Guang walk up to her and start pulling at her clothes: "Come on, raise your hand, I'll help you change."

"Wait, can't you use that ability to change clothes... Don't touch there! Stop!"

"Oh dear, my body is too stiff, relax."

"No...wait...what are you going to do with your hands?"

"To take measurements."

Ying's face darkened. "Fine, fine, so this is how you measure your house, right?"

Xu Guang said nonchalantly, "That's true. Although I already had an understanding of the depths before, those were NPCs after all, so I didn't really understand."

This directly reveals your true thoughts: do you want to take measurements?

It's clearly an attempt to take advantage.

After a prolonged struggle, the matter was resolved with Shadow's complete defeat.

Xu Guang looked at the other person, who was covered in sweat, with a grin.

Hmm, that liquid is sweat, right?

……perhaps?

Chapter 8: Surprise is

After Ying recovered, Xu Guang helped her regain her composure.

The natural thing to do is to replenish fluids; otherwise, given the body of an ordinary person, such a large amount of fluid loss could actually cause problems.

Fortunately, we managed to help the other person change their clothes.

It's a maid outfit, black and white. The length of the outfit is fine this time, it's the classic anime style, but the only problem is...

This outfit is a battle-damaged version.

It's the kind of stockings that only covers the essential parts, while the rest of the body is covered with tattered strips of cloth, including black stockings that are frayed.

More than clothes, it looks like the product of some indescribable fight.

After admiring his masterpiece, Xu Guang looked at the places where spring was just beginning to unfold and asked a question.

"feel better now?"

Seeing that the other party was feigning ignorance, Ying gritted her teeth and said, "Shameless!"

Even though she knew what the other party was going to do, she was still unable to resist and climaxed six times!

Are you a person too?

Xu Guang looked at the status on the other person's head with a smile.

As is well known, men and women have fundamental physical differences.

The simplest example is that men experience a period of post-coital relaxation after strenuous exercise, and this relaxation period tends to increase with age.

But it's different for girls.

They don't have cooldowns; only if you have that ability can you make the opponent fire in rapid succession.

Shadow just entered rapid-fire mode.

Xu Guang didn't even need to use tricks like doubling the pleasure to completely defeat his opponent.

To be honest, Thor's body is really sensitive.

It's different for others.

"Get ready to go. Given your performance just now, I can tell you that the surprise coming up is someone, and it's someone you know."

Ying, who had been cursing Xu Guang in her mind, was stunned when she heard this.

acquaintance?

She is revered as a deity of Inazuma, and very few people have a good relationship with her; those who can be considered acquaintances are even fewer now.

Is he a divine child?

Was it because she had contact with the other person that she was able to come into this world?

If that's the case, then it means the situation is still under control, as long as you don't come into contact with other people.

Xu Guang, walking ahead, said without turning his head, "I advise you not to have such thoughts. If there are only a few of us in this world, it would be very boring. Or are you so confident that you can satisfy me all by yourself?"

"……Ah."

Knowing what the other party was thinking, Ying snorted disdainfully.

A shameless scoundrel, yet he possesses such power.

When she has the chance...

Xu Guang was not afraid of Ying's idea at all.

Once he understands the other person's personality, he probably knows how to tame them.

It will be fine later.

This time, Xu Guang led Ying slowly without using teleportation.

Since the guy on the other side is also the kind of person who's very defiant, it's better to leave it for a while.

On the way, Xu Guang seemed to remember something and asked, "Have the words I wrote on you disappeared?"

She turned around and lifted her skirt as she spoke.

Ying was startled and quickly took two steps back: "Wait a minute, I can do it myself."

It's not that she completely submitted, but rather that she understood very well that if she let the other party take action...

Then it's very likely that it won't be as simple as just taking a look.

It's better to do it yourself.

Xu Guang nodded, his face full of a look of admiration for the child's maturity, which made Ying curse inwardly again.

Close your eyes, turn your head, and lift your skirt yourself.

Although it doesn't really matter whether she lifts up her clothes or not.

Xu Guang looked him over and nodded.

"Oh, it actually works."

He wrote it with a normal marker, but added some buffs, such as:

This text must not be destroyed.

This text cannot be erased.

This text cannot be deleted.

Just in case, he added three layers, and now it looks like it works very well.

And if this is true of words, then it also means that it is true of other things.

This is very interesting.

He could easily equip the shadow with some unspeakable props and tattoos to amplify desire. With the addition of the desired keywords, he could give the other person an unforgettable experience.

Seemingly sensing the malice of the man in front of her, Ying shivered and took a small step back.

However, Xu Guang has no intention of taking action now, just like he said before.

The fun stuff is better saved for later.

He gestured for the other person to pull down her skirt, and then Xu Guang led Ying for a while, and soon they arrived at the location of the surprise.

It is the courtyard that the heavens uphold.

With her lips pursed, Ying seemed to have guessed who the acquaintance the other person was referring to was.

Xu Guang turned around, somewhat helplessly: "You know, I'm a pretty gentle person. Not only did she not surrender, but she also dared to resist, so I tied her up. Want to see?"

Now that she's come this far, does she still have a chance to refuse?

Ying lowered her eyes, sighed, and walked in. She saw a girl with a great figure and a cold expression tied to a pillar.

Although she rarely paid attention to Inazuma's governance, how could she not know the person in front of her who not only possessed the Thunder God's Eye but also worked under her?

It really was someone she knew.

Its name is Kujo Saro.

She wore a tengu mask with her shoulder-length short hair swept upwards, and beneath her slanted bangs that reached past her eyebrows were a pair of dark gold eyes that exuded a resolute aura.

He is tall, wearing a black tight vest and a pure white cape that was transformed from a hunting robe, and a round gold ornament around his neck.

Her thighs were separated by two ropes, her calves were tied with foot straps, and her original wooden clogs and socks were removed, leaving her smooth toes on the ground.

Seeing the other person's condition, Ying breathed a sigh of relief, because the other person's clothes were mostly still there, just a little disheveled.

When Kujo Sara saw the newcomer, she was also stunned for a moment, and murmured in disbelief, "General..."

She wished it were a nightmare.

Because the god she worshipped was standing before her, dressed in extremely shameful clothing, his face flushed.

Unable to contain herself, she glared angrily at the man, her eyes fixed on him: "You usurper, I will kill you!"

Xu Guang was a bit of a headache: "Look, what other way is there if I don't tie her up? I haven't done anything to her, and she's already like this, shouting and threatening to kill me right away."

Ying turned her head and looked at Xu Guang with disbelief, while the other party laughed and said, "I really didn't do anything."

"Oh?"

"Just like you, I made her orgasm a few times, and I didn't do anything. It was her body's reaction on its own, what does it have to do with me?"

Ying chuckled.

This makes sense.

How could someone with Kujo's personality possibly harbor murderous intent towards another person for no reason?

That's really something—doing absolutely nothing.

Compared to Kujo Sara, her personality is considered quite receptive.

"I'm going to let her go."

Xu Guang readily agreed: "Do as you please."