In Genshin Impact, why are all the characters I play NPCs?

"What a mess..."

The size of Inazuma's room is measured in tsubo (a unit of dry measure) instead of square meters.

Behind these so-called units of measurement lies the alienation of architecture.

Of course, none of that matters. What matters is that the floor around Xin Hai, which is several square meters in size, is covered in murky water.

It's white and transparent everywhere.

If everything were changed to red, it would be hard not to suspect that one had stumbled upon a murder scene.

As Kuki Shinobu was pondering something, he suddenly heard a call.

"Hey secretary, come here for a second."

The girl's expression remained unchanged; she had already guessed it, otherwise why would she have put her hair up before entering the house?

Because she knew that if she didn't do this, the hair might end up in her mouth.

Wearing high heels covered in strange objects, Kuki Shinobu walked forward, then squatted down and lowered his head.

Xu Guang patted her head and smacked his lips.

To be honest, it would be great if all characters were this self-disciplined; it would save him a lot of trouble. But the problem is that if they were like this, they would soon be no different from NPCs.

How about trying out some new and interesting ways to play next time?

Feeling a chill for no apparent reason, Kuki Shinobu stopped what he was doing, looked up at the other person with a suspicious look.

Xu Guang pinched his cheek: "What? Did I tell you to stop?"

Kuki rolled his eyes at the other person and continued to stammer.

Xin Hai, who was standing to the side, was still trying to calm down. After a while, he finally recovered and looked over there. He noticed that the green-haired girl's cheeks were puffing out.

He immediately looked horrified and said, "You...you..."

She never expected that this secretary would do such a thing, even though she seemed so capable.

I thought it was coercion... wait, this seems more like coercion.

Xin Hai's mind was spinning, and he couldn't come to his senses for a while.

Xu Guang noticed this, and just chuckled: "What? You want to do it again?"

Xin Hai was startled and quickly stepped aside, hugging his knees.

People are strange sometimes.

You can't notice it when it's on your body, but you can clearly feel the wrinkles after a foreign object gets in.

The ravines and furrows are crisscrossed, and each stroke is tentatively explored and unfolded.

She never wanted to try that again in her life, but judging from the other party's expression, it didn't seem like they would let her go.

We must try our best to escape their clutches.

Xin Hai gritted her teeth and silently cheered herself up, only to witness an even more terrifying scene.

Those white things came out of the secretary's nostrils!

Hisaru coughed for a while after being choked, then rolled his eyes at the other person, the meaning in his eyes was self-evident.

You're the one who caused this.

Xu Guang felt proud rather than ashamed, and took out a handkerchief to wipe the other person's face.

Only after it was wiped clean did the secretary notice.

Doesn't this handkerchief look familiar? Judging from the pattern and size, it seems to be the one she wore out today.

As expected, I overestimated the other party's integrity.

But given all that, Kuki Shinobu naturally wouldn't care about wiping his face with just a triangular piece of cloth.

He simply snatched it away, looked at the liquid on it, and sighed helplessly.

Xu Guang, who always adhered to the principle of equivalent exchange, took the jade pendant from the other party's arms and tapped it.

Then it was returned.

Seeing Jiuqi Ren's confused look, he explained, "Now there's a new effect: it refreshes the mind and improves eyesight, which can greatly reduce your fatigue."

The girl nodded and put the item back into her arms.

There are gains and losses, so it's not a complete loss.

After doing all this, Xu Guang pulled Xin Hai, who was squatting in a small corner, over and touched his forehead.

The other party was startled, and then quickly felt a dramatic change in their body.

pain!

The excruciating pain spread to every corner of her body, and the girl gritted her teeth, almost fainting.

Hisagi Shinobu frowned slightly.

Seeing her like this, Xu Guang hugged her and said, "I cleansed her blood vessels."

Kuki was puzzled and promptly asked.

Xu Guang smiled and said, "In my hometown, there is a prophetic story called 'Fish Leaping Over the Dragon Gate,' which tells that as long as a carp leaps over the Dragon Gate, it can transform into a dragon. I helped her complete this process."

Chapter 118: Good evening, Miss Funina

Hisashi showed no outward expression, but his heart was already churning with turmoil.

Helping a fish transform into a dragon—that's something even the gods would find difficult to do, right?

But the other party is just that simple...

The girl grinned, no longer finding it strange what the other person might do.

Actually, she wasn't worried at first, she just wondered if it was some kind of perverted game.

She didn't understand Xu Guang's conscience, but she did understand his lust.

Given the priestess's status and appearance, it would be absolutely impossible for the other party not to be interested.

Meanwhile, Xu Guang was helping Xin Hai transform when he suddenly felt a ripple in his heart.

He picked up Jiuqi Ren and placed him aside. He then went to the collapsed Xin Hai and closed his eyes to think.

A moment later, he reached out and touched the other person's forehead again.

Consciousness invaded, and Xu Guang entered the spiritual world of Xin Hai.

A series of dragon roars approached, an ancient lament, the dragons' contempt for other races, and a test of the heart. Xu Guang had already buffed the opponent, so he could pass the test no matter what his heart was like, but now he sensed something was wrong.

Seeing the several lizard-like creatures attacking him, Xu Guang neither dodged nor avoided them. He sneered, waved his hand to disperse them, and then strode forward.

He quickly arrived at the center of the other person's spiritual world. He looked at the girl in front of him who was surrounded by a water sphere. The halo on it became more and more intense and carried a trace of holiness.

Xu Guang suddenly laughed.

"Oh, I see! I see!"

Question: How many water dragons are there in Teyvat?

If I had to pick one character that left a deep impression, it would be Navelette, the Water Dragon King and the future Water God.

But things are different now; the sea of ​​my heart has become a dragon.

To be honest, he'd disliked Navilette for quite some time now.

They act all high and mighty every day, but when it comes to judgment, they rely entirely on the judgment machine, without having any of their own ideas, just like a human machine.

It wouldn't be unreasonable to let Xin Hai take his place.

After all, he had resolved Inazuma's Eye Hunting Order, ending the war early, which left Shinkai with nothing to do.

Since I'm free anyway, I'll definitely have time to play a foreign deity for a while.

Thinking of this, Xu Guang's eyes were filled with loving affection as he looked at Xin Hai.

However, the other party is currently at a critical moment, so he couldn't very well disturb him now and could only wait until their next meeting.

Emerging from the mental world, Xu Guang hugged Jiu Qiren and kissed him.

Then he showed the ball of light in his hand.

The secretary asked cooperatively, "What is this?"

Xu Guang kept it a secret: "It's good stuff. I have to go now. You stay here and take care of Xinhai so she doesn't cause any trouble after she wakes up."

After saying that, he got up and located Fontaine's position.

While in the spiritual world of the Heart Sea, he also usurped a portion of the Water Dragon's power, and he can now use this to meet Fufu.

Although he could cripple Navelette with a flick of his wrist, he currently has no way to set up an anchor point in Fontainebleau, and even if he went there, he could only stay for a short period of time.

For the sake of Frenina and Fukaros, we can only let that little bitch have her fun a little longer.

Inside the house, Hisahi Shinobu shook his head as he watched the figure disappear, but suddenly stopped.

Why do I have this strange feeling that something like this has happened somewhere before?

Slap it.

Hisagi slapped his forehead.

As expected, it really was Lord Kujo Sara that time.

……

"It feels a bit cold, is it just my imagination?"

In Fontaine, Navelette frowned in her office, but quickly shook off these jumbled thoughts and continued working.

Thinking about what happened today, he felt a surge of frustration stuck in his chest.

"He's clearly the water god, can't he be a little more composed?"

During the trial today, Funina's exaggerated behavior caused everyone to burst into laughter.

It turned what should have been a solemn and dignified trial into a stage play.

It happens every time.

As the water god, he was entrusted with most of the official duties, which was bad enough, but he was also a fanatic of judgment. On top of that, he also liked to cause trouble.

Navilette thought with some dissatisfaction.

How about we just stop letting Lady Funina speak next time? She's ruining the atmosphere. Or, to go to an even more extreme point, we could just not let her go at all?

But when he thought of how stubborn the other party was when facing trial, he couldn't help but feel a headache coming on.

"It's really troublesome..."

And what was he complaining about at this moment, asking what Funina was doing?

The girl with blue and white hair sat upright in the bedroom, looking at the pastries in front of her, and swallowed.

"How about I reward myself? Today marks my 499th year as a god."

But soon, Funina Jiu quickly covered her mouth.

How could she be so careless?

Although what I just said may not seem problematic at first glance, if it were overheard by someone with ulterior motives, the divine plan would be ruined.

We've persevered for so long, how can we let this kind of problem ruin everything?

Looking at the pastries, Funina hesitated whether she should punish herself for her mistake by not eating them at all.

Seeing the girl's appearance, Xu Guang chuckled.

Look how wonderful it is!

A supreme judge of a nation complained about the gods over some trivial matters and even wanted to expel them from the court.