I'm in the azure sky, and I have an anti-fraud app.

"What do you mean there aren't enough seats?" Bismarck gently nudged Hutten, pushing him forward so that the four of them engulfed Levi. "There are plenty of seats... aren't there?"

Chapter 312 Pants are actually consumables

On May 4th, the cruise ship finally set sail again, and the group of ship girls were able to return home. The ship girls from the Northern Union looked reluctant to part, standing below the stage waving goodbye with lingering affection.

"Have you gotten this close to the ship girls from the Northern Alliance? They all look so reluctant to part."

Belfastson's main gun rang out: "I think they're all reluctant to part with their master, aren't they?"

Li Wei touched the head maid's white hair and said, "You're right."

"Let's go, where's our next stop?"

"Next stop is Sakura Empire." Belfast was unwilling to let go of the main gun in his mouth. Dido, behind Levi, answered, "Master, should we change the destination?"

Just as Li Wei was about to say no, the Royal Fortune leaned in and said, "Commander~"

"uh-huh?"

Seeing that Belfast showed no sign of backing down, Levi didn't bother to hide anything and simply had the head maid serve him while talking to the Royal Fortune.

"Wow... the commander is getting bolder and bolder..."

"What, why don't you give it a try?"

"May I?"

Li Wei patted Belfast's head: "Of course, as long as Belfast doesn't mind."

Upon hearing Levi's words, Belfast obediently gave up a seat.

“Okay~” Royal Fortune was about to squat down when Li Wei grabbed her: “You haven’t told us what you’re going to say yet. Tell us first, then you can try it.”

"Hmm..." The Royal Fortune then remembered the purpose of her visit to the commander: "Commander, I've come to request a change of destination!"

"Oh? Where do you want to go?"

"Of course, it's our Hurricane Camp!" Although the Royal Fortune couldn't directly start to experience the main cannon, it could still enjoy the thrill of holding it gently with its fingers.

Has there been any new change at Camp Hurricane?

The Hurricane Camp and Sakura Empire are not on the same line, but they are not far apart, so taking a slight detour is not a big deal.

“That’s right!” the Royal Fortune smiled. “We have new sisters joining us, so our camp has grown even larger! It’s expanded quite a bit since before!”

Li Wei pressed down on the head of the Royal Fortune, gesturing for her to stop talking. The warm breath he exhaled made him a little itchy: "Even if you expand it further, it's still just a small island of that size. How else can you expand it?"

"Hmm..." The Royal Fortune licked its lips: "The island has expanded too~, it's much bigger than before, isn't it? It can no longer be called a small island, it's called a big island now."

"In that case, let's go and see the newly joined ship girls."

"Yay~" The Royal Fortune gave it a big lick: "The Commander is the best~"

……

Li Wei stood in front of the railing looking at the sea, while Enterprise stood beside him, glancing subtly at the commander's conspicuous main gun.

"Commander, where is this?"

Li Wei said in a weary tone, "I've figured something out."

"Ok?"

"I found that covering the main gun was completely pointless."

"Why do you say that?"

“You guys always pull it out again at any time and in any place, so why don’t I just let it out in the first place? That would save us the trouble.”

The company was both amused and exasperated: "Commander, did something happen?"

Li Wei looked utterly dismayed: "The zipper broke."

enterprise:……

"Well, there's nothing we can do about that then."

"What do you want to do, business?"

"Since the commander's zipper is broken, then I'll just have to..."

"You're going to fix my zipper? I never knew you had such a talent."

"No, actually I don't know how... Of course, I'll learn later! As for now... I guess I'll just have to be the commander's zipper!"

Li Wei felt the warmth in the company's mouth, and the weathered expression returned to his face: "I thought you would... Never mind, let it be, what difference does it make who comes?... Be careful, don't expect any ammunition, there's none left, not a single one."

"Hmm... Actually, I do have a solution..." Enterprise tasted it: "Why is there so much of the ship girl's flavor on it?... Well, never mind, it's normal."

"Tell me, what new ideas do you have now?"

"It mainly depends on what the commander's goal is. Do they want to arrange the main guns properly, or do they not want all the ship girls to end up like me... Hmm... It doesn't taste as good as before with so many flavors..."

"It's good enough that there's anything to eat." Li Wei gave a light kick, which landed right on the opening in the middle of the capital letter M of the company, causing the company to shrink back involuntarily: "You're still being picky."

"I just said it offhand..." The company quickly washed the surfaces vigorously a few times: "This way, we can only cover up the smell."

"You still haven't told me how."

"Oh..." Enterprise realized, "Commander, you don't only have this one pair of pants, do you?"

Li Wei sighed again, as if he wanted to vent his frustration into the ocean: "If there were still some intact ones, would I still be worried?"

He departed from his home port at the end of March and didn't leave the Northern Union until early May. All of Li Wei's trousers had long been used up, either accidentally or intentionally. He had always kept his clothes under the care of the royal maids at his home port and had never known that his trousers were consumables.

"Well... actually, it's not so bad, is it? Anyway, the sisters don't mind, and they even think it's more convenient this way... Even if the Commander's ammunition is exhausted, it's not a bad thing to be able to have some contact with them... Commander, you don't want to face hundreds of eager ship girls, do you?"

Li Wei remained silent.

After careful review, the company said, "How about..."

Li Wei glanced at the company and parted her hair so it wouldn't get in the way.

"or?"

"How about trying on some other clothes? Although the Commander doesn't have any spare clothes right now, we do!" Enterprise smiled and said, "I'm sure there are ship girls who would be willing to help the Commander in an emergency."

Li Wei pinned the company against the railing, physically blocking her from saying anything more: "Company, when did you become so malicious?"

"Um... uh, just kidding, Kai-ge is still young (I'm just kidding)"

"Looks like I'll just have to keep it this way." Li Wei swallowed back the last of his disastrous words about the company: "I wonder how many days it will take to get a drone to airlift my clothes over."

Based on the technology of this world, it should only take about a day.

But given the ship girls' mindset, they'll probably have to wear this until they return to Sakura Empire's port.

Thinking of this, Li Wei exerted all his strength again, venting all his "hatred" on the company.

"Hmm... Zihui Hall..."

The poor company, its eyes forced to fill with compassion.

Chapter 313 Pittsburgh Hull Graffiti

"Huh? Commander, did you come out of Enterprise's room? Did something happen to Miss Enterprise?"

"Ah, Pittsburgh, it's nothing, the company was just exhausted, so I brought her back."

"Has the Commander run out of energy? If not, I have something I'd like to ask the Commander for help with."

"What's wrong? If it's a button that's been buttoned wrong, I don't have sewing skills."

"Compared to the buttons, the Commander's gaze is looking elsewhere~" Pittsburgh was already close to the Commander: "It seems Enterprise didn't satisfy the Commander properly before. I have some nice things here that I'd like the Commander to try out~"

"you are right……"

Pittsburgh pulled the commander towards his room, saying, "You'll see when you come in, won't you?"

Levi sat on the sofa in the Pittsburgh room: "Tell me, what do you want me to see?"

"Hehe, I got a little inspiration from the Northern Alliance and asked the ship girls there for a pair of long boots... Commander, would you like to try them on?"

"Ahem...Is it the pair you're wearing?" Li Wei pretended to just notice. "It looks like the material is rubber?"

“The commander knows a lot, doesn’t he?” Pittsburgh lifted his boot and gently placed it on the main gun. “How does it feel? Is it any different from ordinary boots?”

"Hmm..." Li Wei pondered for a moment, "We still need to experience it firsthand before we can draw a conclusion."

"Then hurry up and experience it~, what are you waiting for, Commander~? I didn't say you couldn't experience it~, rather, tell me more about your thoughts so I can know your actual experience, Hmm?"

Levi felt the movement of the Pittsburgh and carefully experienced the difference between the rubber and the leather: "Hmm... First of all, the feel is different. It feels much softer than leather."

“It’s much softer now.” Pittsburgh pretended to take out a pen and began to record Levi’s opinion.

"Wait...where do you record your opinions?"

"Ah... Will writing here cause ambiguity for the Commander? Or will writing on my thigh stir up the Commander's emotions? Hehe... I've discovered the Commander's new operating system."

Seeing Pittsburgh's obvious deliberate attempt to show off, Li Wei said helplessly, "You'll be punished for this."

To everyone's surprise, Pittsburgh wasn't having any of it. Instead, she put her hands on her hips, her eyes shining, and asked, "What kind of punishment? Is it the kind I'm thinking of? If so, please give me more!"

As Pittsburgh spoke, he subtly increased the pressure on his boots, which were pressing down on the main gun. Levi hadn't expected the soles of the boots to be soft. It wasn't noticeable when Pittsburgh wasn't applying pressure, but now that he was pressing down slightly, the soft soles completely enveloped him, providing a completely different tactile experience.

"Ah, is the Commander so comfortable that he can't speak? Or is it..."

The door to the room was pushed open, interrupting Pittsburgh's words: "Pittsburgh, it's time. Didn't we agree to go see the Commander? I even texted you... Oh~"

Bremerton, dressed casually, stood in the doorway, watching Pittsburgh wrestling with the commander, and a knowing look appeared on his face: "No wonder he didn't reply to my messages, so it's already started~"

Pittsburgh sold off Enterprise without hesitation: "I saw the Commander at the door of Enterprise's room. Luckily, I dragged the Commander over, otherwise he would have been kidnapped by other ship girls long ago!"

"What you said makes sense, but your first reaction was to enjoy it yourself instead of telling me, making me waste so much time waiting for you... Hmph..."

Bremerton locked the door, walked over to Levi and Pittsburgh, and saw the words on Pittsburgh's thigh: "So this is what the Commander likes?"

"I……"

Levi wanted to offer a slight rebuttal, but Pittsburgh didn't give him the chance: "After I did that, the Commander was very excited, he definitely liked it, but as for the content of the writing..."

Pittsburgh thought for a moment: "How about this?"

The words "Commander's Only" were clearly written on the healthy interior of the Pittsburgh ship.

"Well!"

"As expected, hehe~, the Commander's reaction has already explained it all, hasn't it?"

Bremerton also noticed: "Really, he's even more energetic than when we had a deep conversation before... It seems the Commander really enjoys this kind of gameplay."

Pittsburgh handed the marker to Bremerton: "Bremerton, would you like to try it too?"

"Okay, what should we write?"

Pittsburgh continued running, making room for Bremerton so her best friend could join in: "Like me?"

"Hmm... if it's the same as yours, it just feels like it's lacking a bit of impact. How about... 'Let's have a deeper discussion'?"

"The effect is fantastic! Look, the Commander's eyes are practically red with excitement!"

Bremerton bent down and took off her high heels: "Really? In that case, then..."

“Of course, I’ll store the ammunition in my boots, right?” Pittsburgh also quickly took off his own boots. “It’s all thanks to me… Bremerton, you!”

"Hehe, I was faster, wasn't I?" Bremerton had already aimed her high heels at the main gun muzzle, even lightly rubbing them, not wanting to waste a single bullet: "Pittsburgh has already enjoyed the process, so the result is theirs~"

"Commander, look, I'm putting it on!"

With red eyes, Li Wei looked at the two ship girls competing against each other as if no one else was around and said, "I'm telling you, aren't you two being a little too arrogant?"

"Huh?...Why do you say that...Eek!"

Levi ripped Pittsburgh off its feet, and without showing any signs of weakness, the main gun immediately began its second round of reloading, aimed at the target, and unleashed a powerful punch, whistling as it struck Pittsburgh's core compartment.

"Well!"

“You seemed to be having a lot of fun before!” Levi pinned Pittsburgh’s hands down from behind, pressing her against the bed to make it easier for him to punish her: “Wrestling, writing and doodling, and now you might not be able to pay for the consequences alone…”

Pittsburgh was not fully aware of the situation she was about to face, thinking it was just a normal punishment: "Commander? I... I will try my best!"

"Is that so? Keep it up..." Li Wei thrust forward heavily, pushing the main guns all the way into the core compartment: "Then let me show you what I'm made of. You'd better be well prepared."

"Yeah!"