I'm in the azure sky, and I have an anti-fraud app.

"Commander, please turn to the next page. They're not long, but I spent a long time writing them~"

Li Wei continued flipping through the pages.

"A Big...Special...Bonus" at the Beach Picnic with the Commander

Li Wei slammed the book shut, his expression serious: "Did you really write this yourself?"

Javelin nodded: "Of course I wrote it!"

Li Wei: "Without the participation or guidance of others? For example, a certain knight? A certain otaku girl? A certain..."

Javelin tried to look puzzled: "I wrote it, so what? Um... there was... a little bit of consultation and polishing..."

Li Wei forced himself to look back.

The title was terrible, and the content was indeed terrible too.

The initial plot was alright, consisting of everyday lines such as "Commander, they're urging us over there, keep up the good work, let's go to the beach together!", "There are so many sisters going to the beach, Commander, if you're not too busy, can I make a few more bento boxes?", and "Let's create unforgettable memories at the beach this year, Commander!"

But soon, it turned into delusions like, "Commander, your hands are so cold! Watch me poke them back, hey, hey!" and "Commander, you need to cherish girls more to be popular, okay?"

What follows is an absolutely disgusting scene.

Li Wei put down the book again and looked up.

"I don't recall anything this intense during our picnic?"

Javelin had somehow taken off her shoes, her stockinged feet fidgeting nervously: "I... I added a little artistic touch..."

Li Wei glanced at the second section of the javelin with bound feet, sighed, and continued reading.

"Becoming a waiter but being forced into a brutal sexual encounter by the commander in the shop"

Li Wei: ...

He held his forehead, thinking that Javelin must have been pranked.

How could such a cheerful and beautiful girl come up with such a bizarre question?

The structure of the content is also exactly the same.

"If you encounter any problems, please feel free to call for Javelin!"

"Z23, smile, smile~ Ayanami, don't unleash your killing intent on the guests. Laffey, wake up! ...Alright, so, what would you like to order, sir?"

"Commander, if you feel tired, you can always come here to rest~"

"This job is fun too, but for me, being by the Commander's side is definitely the happiest~ Ah, how about this, Commander, you open your own shop in the future, so Javelin can always be by your side! Okay?"

After the confession, the usual two-part structure begins, where the writing style immediately shifts, and the content is spoken in a completely different tone from the original author.

"Commander, how is it?"

The sound of javelins came from behind him. Before he knew it, they were right behind him, and a moist breath came from their lipstick-covered lips.

Li Wei couldn't bear to say it wasn't very good, so he could only continue reading.

"I became an idol for the Commander, but the Commander forced me onto the stage and gave me a thorough beating."

Li Wei is immune to this kind of headline.

"Hehe, since the Commander is so enthusiastic, let's have another song!"

Chapter Four.

I bumped into the Commander at the academy, and he immediately took me to the classroom for a... **[illegible]**

"Oh dear, I'm still changing!"

"Seriously, erotic content is no good! Do I have to say it again?"

Li Wei no longer wanted to watch.

But Javelin reached out from behind, one hand forcibly flipping the gun backward while the other gripped the commander's main gun, using the "hostage" to "force" the commander to "take his position".

"Commander, you'll regret it if you don't keep watching!"

Chapter Five.

Attending a banquet with the Commander, and having a special encounter with the Commander in the banquet hall.

"Commander, are you already tired? There's still a ball later, you know?"

"Commander, the banquet hall... well, this place will do too~"

Chapter Six.

Upon entering the game world, the first thing the commander did was to find an excuse to sexually assault me.

"No, it's not that kind of game!"

Chapter Seven.

What should have been a pillow fight trip with the Commander turned into a wild and excessive sexual encounter.

Chapter 8.

"Pure White Happiness! I walked down the aisle with the Commander, and amidst everyone's blessings, we returned to our room for a grand wedding."

...It's alright, at least it didn't start with just any excuse.

Li Wei closed the book.

Li Wei sighed: "Tell me, who taught you that?"

Javelin: "Hehe, did the commander find out?"

Li Wei: "With your small brain, of course you couldn't do something like this."

Javelin's expression was subtle: "I don't really like being told that... But Commander, have I achieved my goal?"

Li Wei: "If you don't mind it being a little later, then it's considered a success."

"Yay! Thank you, Bei... No, it's nothing..."

Javelin plopped down in Levi's lap: "Since the commander has agreed, let's do it in the office..."

Li Wei: ! You're really planning on this?!

Javelin has already incorporated the main gun into its core compartment: "Hehe, Commander, I'll accept it with great gratitude~"

……

The next day, Li Wei looked at the three books in front of him and felt a splitting headache.

Laffey also wants to have a big *special* with the Commander

Ayanami and the Commander's Adventure in Another World

Z23 and the Commander Also Want to Tell Some Stories

He looked at the four little ones in front of him: "You wrote very well, but you're not allowed to write like that anymore."

Chapter 441 Yunxian's Chocolate is So Sweet

"Commander, ta-da!" Yunxian held up a painting like she was presenting a treasure, almost touching it to Li Wei's nose. With the movement, her wide sleeves slipped down, revealing her forearms as smooth as cream.

She deliberately leaned closer, her breath sweet as orchids, and gently brushed against Li Wei's earlobe: "Commander, please enjoy~"

Li Wei's temple throbbed, and he had a bad feeling.

"How was it?" Yunxian lowered her voice, her breath carrying the sweet scent of cherry blossoms, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "If Commander thinks it's passable, Yunxian can let Commander give it a try..."

Li Wei looked at her helplessly: "...I told you not to write those books, so now they've become paintings, right?"

Yunxian chuckled, "Commander, you didn't say we couldn't send paintings, so what I'm doing is perfectly reasonable~"

Li Wei said expressionlessly, "In that case, I'll add another rule."

Upon hearing this, Yunxian hurriedly stepped forward and placed her hands on Li Wei's shoulders: "Commander, the orders you issue now are useless, I have already delivered them."

Li Wei sighed. To be honest, anyone would be quite shocked to see a picture of themselves on a body pillow, especially if it's an adult version.

He was able to refrain from punishing Yunxian on the spot, only because the ship girls had come up with this method in order to communicate with him more often.

“I know what you want, but not now.” Li Wei tried to calm himself down: “At least wait until I finish my official duties for today.”

"Alright!" Seeing that her goal had been achieved, Yunxian immediately put away the pillow picture and approached Liwei with a smile: "What official business is Commander busy with? Let me help out~"

Li Wei replied while flipping through the documents, "To handle your various ingenious ideas."

Yunxian had already circled around behind Li Wei, peeking at the documents on the table.

A ship girl used her clothes to form a giant "I love the commander" on the beach. The spell was over 100 meters long and over 20 meters wide, using hundreds of pieces of clothing, hoping to move the commander.

However, she was taken away by other ship girls for disturbing public order and is now waiting for the commander's decision.

Uh… Yunxian suddenly realized that her little tricks weren't so bad after all. She watched quietly, intending to see how the commander would handle this ship girl. If the cost was within an acceptable range, she wouldn't mind doing it again in a different location. Ideally, somewhere crowded; Yunxian thought the central plaza would be perfect.

Li Wei casually wrote down the punishment: "Seven days of confinement, and copying Article 100 of the Port Area Management Regulations two hundred times," then calmly set it aside. Yunxian felt a fine layer of sweat break out on her forehead.

Another document records that some ship girls wanted to plant flowers all over the outside of the commander's room, and had even brought soil and flower seeds to the commander's door to get started.

Fortunately, a maid was on patrol 24 hours a day and rushed to the scene after hearing the explosion outside the commander's room. This prevented the suspect from damaging too much of the floor near the room's entrance.

The commander's room was perfectly fine, without even a trace of an explosion; but the floor near the door was not so lucky, with much of it torn up and requiring a day to repair.

Belfast's annotation on the document was particularly striking: "It is recommended that the Commander move to the infirmary tonight. Miss Enterprise and I have prepared contingency plans."

Yunxian clenched her fists tightly. That despicable suspect had actually put her past ideas into action! Wouldn't that mean her own plans wouldn't work then?

Levi wrote a note to Belfast: "If it is discovered that another head maid is staging this herself, then cancel next month's afternoon tea with Hood."

Yunxian asked curiously, "Commander, how do you know that Belfast orchestrated this herself?"

"If it were any other ship girl, the maids would have already taken her down; they wouldn't even bother asking how to handle her," Li Wei replied casually. "Who else but their superiors would bring her in for me to decide?"

Yunxian gave a thumbs up in admiration.

"Phew..." Li Wei stretched: "Finally finished."

Looking back, Yunxian was already sitting obediently behind Li Wei, her previous arrogance gone.

"Let's go." Li Wei rubbed his rumbling stomach. "Haven't had dinner yet? What would you like to eat?"

"I want to eat chocolate!" Yunxian's eyes lit up.

"Is that dinner?" Li Wei asked, both amused and exasperated.

"Hehe, Commander, you don't know this, do you? I have the ability to turn chocolate into delicious food, Commander, please have a taste," Yunxian said coquettishly.

"Okay, let's go to the dessert shop." Li Wei shook his head helplessly.

Inside the dessert shop, the warm yellow wall lamps cast a honey-like sheen on Yunxian's hair. Yunxian brought over a bowl of chocolates: "Commander, come make some with me~"

Li Wei casually smeared a piece of chocolate on Yun Xian's face: "I think your desire for chocolate is just an excuse."

“But my ability is real~” Yunxian didn’t mind, and pressed a piece of chocolate onto Li Wei’s face, then leaned in to kiss it and lick it clean: “Commander, please be patient here. Just help out a little and you can wait to enjoy it.”

Li Wei said he can't make chocolate, but he can taste it without any problem.

Yunxian took out a half-finished pizza dough, solidified the chocolate, rolled it into a sheet, and then placed it directly on the pizza.

Levi stared at the pizza; it was completely devoid of anything but a lethal amount of chocolate. Seeing that the chocolate even outweighed the dough, Levi had to ask again, "Is this a chocolate pizza or a chocolate pizza?"

"Hehe, Commander, don't worry about it. Just take a bite and you'll see how delicious it is~" Yunxian smiled mysteriously.

The oven chimed with a crisp "ding," and under the warm yellow light, the chocolate pizza was bubbling with tiny bubbles. As Yunxian tiptoed to check, her sleeve slipped down, revealing her rounded shoulders, and a small hair clip in her hair swayed gently in the steam: "Ten more minutes~"

She suddenly turned around, a black ribbon dangling from her fingertips as she approached, holding some trinkets from the dessert shop in her hand: "How about we play a little game with these leftover chocolates?"

Li Wei's nape pressed against the cool kitchen counter, his nostrils filled with the rich aroma of cocoa butter and a young girl's scent. Yun Xian was already straddling his lap, and the moment her eyes were covered by a silk ribbon, the whole world plunged into velvety darkness.

He clearly felt the girl press something cool against her lips, and heard a soft, bell-like laugh in his ear: "If you guessed wrong..." a soft tongue swept across his earlobe, "I'll get my revenge double~"

As the first hint of sweetness melted between his teeth, a salty sea breeze suddenly swept over him. Li Wei's Adam's apple bobbed as he caught the grains of rock salt. When the delicate touch of the salt spread across his skin, he chuckled softly, "Smuggled Okinawan sea salt, and..." He lightly bit his tender fingertip, "...the second knuckle of a little swindler's tool."

"Cheating!" Yunxian withdrew her finger just as the setting sun streamed through the French windows, illuminating her saliva-covered fingertip with a glistening sheen. In revenge, she smeared chocolate all over the inside of her forearm, the dark nail polish contrasting alluringly with her honey-colored skin: "This time, I'll savor it properly~"

The darkness amplified his sense of touch. A fluffy object pressed against his nose, its sweet, milky aroma mingled with a faint scent of cherry blossoms. "This is..." He hesitated, then took the soft substance into his mouth. The moment the frosting burst on his tongue, he exclaimed in realization, "Chiffon mousse?"

“Wrong—” Yunxian gently pulled apart the marshmallow ball, revealing it coated in chocolate sauce. Maple syrup seeped from beneath the melted chocolate, trickling down his abs and into the shadows. “The correct answer is…it’s my special cherry blossom fubuki mousse,” she said, dipping her syrup in and circling it around the man’s Adam’s apple. “Now it’s Commander’s turn to pay the interest.”

The third attempt carried a dangerous heat. Li Wei's lips barely parted before they met softness; the scent of sandalwood mixed with musk filled his nostrils, and the answer was already obvious.

“Even the core module is covered in chocolate…” Li Wei smiled confidently: “Yunxian miscalculated this time, didn’t she? Your taste says it all.”