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Even a fool could guess what those two are doing right now!

Chapter Seventy-Eight: Curaçao Loses the Ability to Think

At Curaçao's service, Elizabeth washed herself, and then, with the help of the two from Newcastle, the Curlew finally arrived.

Her gait was slightly odd, but Newcastle could tell at a glance that the curlew also had a whole hold of high-value cargo and was trying not to let it spill out.

"Cuckoo, why are you so late?" Elizabeth deliberately picked a fight with her maid: "Do my servants need so much of your guidance?"

The initiative she displayed when facing the Commander vanished, but before Her Majesty the Queen, a blush crept onto the Curlew's face: "The Commander took the initiative to ask me for..."

"My servant asked you for it?" Elizabeth scoffed. "I think it's you who wanted to hang on to my servant, isn't it?"

The curlew stopped arguing and simply picked up a hairdryer to help the little queen dry her freshly washed, wet hair.

"Hmph, why aren't you saying anything? Did I hit the nail on the head?" Elizabeth snorted. "...I think you might as well stop serving me and go back to your commander."

Elizabeth just muttered a few words.

The curlew's face turned even redder, and it silently squeezed its legs together.

Perhaps it was one of Elizabeth's unintentional descriptions that struck a chord with the curlew; or perhaps it was this "humiliation" that brought back those feelings for the curlew.

In short, Curlew felt her body going weak, but luckily Newcastle reacted quickly and caught her, preventing her from losing face in front of His Majesty.

The curlew cast a grateful glance toward Newcastle.

Newcastle's hands moved swiftly, like a troop of cavalry, probing into the valley.

The curlew instinctively straightened its body, but this did not stop Newcastle's exploration.

Newcastle whispered, a voice only the curlew could hear, "I'll take a little of the commander's spoils as a token of my gratitude for your help."

Elizabeth was clearly unaware of the small "mutual assistance" and "deal about the commander" that had taken place behind the scenes.

……

Curaçao appeared before Levi, carrying several pieces of clothing that Elizabeth had changed out of.

"Commander, is there anything else you need? If not, I'll go and wash His Majesty's clothes."

"Would you be disappointed if I said no?" Li Wei immediately took action, using the maid's outfit as a work surface, and connected it to the action of kneading and proofing dough.

"Well……"

Instead of retreating, Curaçao took a half-step forward, making it easier for his commander to move.

This doesn't seem like someone who wants to complete His Majesty's orders as quickly as possible.

She was clearly expecting the commander to do something to her.

"Turn around."

"Yes……"

"Actually, I was a little curious at first glance." Levi put his finger into a small metal ring on the Curaçao maid outfit and gently pulled it like opening a soda can: "What's this metal ring for?"

“This…” Curaçao raised her arm, fully revealing the structure of the metal ring and fabric: “It’s a seal. Just pull open this metal ring, and…”

Before Curaçao could finish speaking, Levi had already pulled him down.

It was just a simple action, but it triggered a significant chain reaction.

The elaborate long dress, as if it had finally found a way, slid downwards along with gravity, leaving the maid standing there.

It's like a shy banana being peeled, or like a ripe ear of corn having its outer leaves removed.

"How did Her Majesty the Queen react?" Li Wei asked casually, while admiring the artwork before him.

Such perfect proportions are constrained by heavy fabric, which is somewhat of a waste.

Levi decided to go back and discuss with Belfast the possibility of making slight modifications to the maids' uniforms.

Since it's my own port, I should do it according to my own preferences.

For example, these long skirts are too long and heavy, so they must all be replaced with short skirts.

For example, the shirts on the upper body completely concealed the maids' curves, so they had to be replaced with clothing that could highlight the maids' advantages.

Curaçao, unaware that her commander was already contemplating matters concerning the entire maid squad, stretched out her body, displaying her healthy curves to him.

"His Majesty is very displeased with your unauthorized detention of the maid, and seems to hope that my sister and I can serve her together."

“Ha, you’ve slept all day, what’s there to serve?” Levi reached out and placed his hand on Curaçao’s shoulder.

"Since Her Majesty the Queen is dissatisfied with me, then I can only transfer that dissatisfaction onto you."

After saying this, Li Wei sat down on the sofa casually, his meaning self-evident.

"Follow the commander's instructions..."

Curaçao showed no displeasure at the flippancy in Levi's words, and the maid knelt before Levi:

"Please vent all your frustrations on me."

"Since you're ready, let's get started."

Li Wei got straight to the point: "Your sister received a large amount of high-value loot from me. I think you know what to do, right?"

……

"Newcastle, what's Curaçao up to?"

With the help of the curlew and Newcastle, Elizabeth spent a little time getting dressed again.

Newcastle bowed and said, "Curaçao will go and change your clothes."

Change of clothes...

Hopefully, this isn't another excuse to exploit the servants.

Although Elizabeth had a strong premonition that Curaçao was now with her servants.

Oh well, after all, it was something I acquiesced to.

In order to regain face by dealing with her servants, Elizabeth forced herself to suppress her anxiety.

……

In the small room.

Li Wei gives me a sense of déjà vu.

This was also the case when we had in-depth discussions with Newcastle before.

"Is it almost time?"

"Hmm..." Curaçao didn't even look up, as if she hadn't heard him.

"Aren't you supposed to go clean the little queen's clothes?"

"Hmm..." Curaçao still didn't look up, only responding with "hmm".

Li Wei had no choice but to continue.

It seems that sometimes, excessively strengthening one's physical fitness is not entirely a good thing.

For example, right now, I'm finding it a bit difficult to control the degree of difficulty.

He continued his attack with the same intensity and ferocity as before; however, the ship girls were no match for him at that point—let alone resist, Curaçao had already rolled her eyes at some point.

"This is the last time!"

"Um……"

"Be careful not to arouse His Majesty's suspicion."

"Um……"

Curaçao has lost the ability to think.

Chapter 79 Elizabeth wanted to try the taste of dog food.

dinner time.

In the royal dining room, there were only three people: Levi, Elizabeth, and Newcastle.

Elizabeth and Levi sat facing each other at opposite ends of a long table, with plenty of space between them.

Newcastle, on the other hand, fulfilled the duties of a maid, serving dinner to the two of them.

As for where the Curaçao and the Curlew are now...

"Servant, it seems you've encountered something to be happy about today?"

Elizabeth gracefully put the bread from her fork into her mouth, showing no trace of the gnashing of teeth she displayed in her room, which made Newcastle secretly gasp in amazement.

Your Majesty, you can't see any of your previous thoughts and attitudes at all...

Only the piece of bread in her mouth knew how much effort Elizabeth had actually exerted in secret.

"Seeing your joyful face, may you share it with me?"

"Of course, Your Majesty."

Li Wei adjusted his posture slightly: "Today's happiness comes from a chance discovery."

"Oh?"

“In the port area, I encountered two puppies,” Li Wei said without changing his expression. “Two adorable little herding dogs.”

"Oh?" Elizabeth's eyes lit up; the little queen also adored fluffy pets. "Where are they now?"

"I wasn't sure if His Majesty allowed pets in the room, so... I left them on a leash outside."

"Hmm... what a pity, I wanted to see more..." Elizabeth's eyes showed regret: "What color is it? Do you know the variety?"

“One is gray, and the other is lotus root color.” Li Wei smiled slightly: “As for the breeds… I’m sure you know them too.”

“Gray…lotus root color…” Elizabeth frowned slightly, thought about it for a moment, and felt that she had seen these two colors many times today.

Seeing the growing suspicion in Elizabeth's eyes, Li Wei silently initiated hypnosis.

Originally, only Elizabeth needed to be hypnotized, but to be on the safe side, Levi also hypnotized Newcastle, who was standing next to him, and changed some of their common sense.

This was the most extensive modification Li Wei had ever made, and he was extremely careful throughout. If the hypnosis failed, he would have to abandon today's daring approach.

Fortunately, there were almost no abnormalities throughout the process, and the hypnosis was very successful.

Elizabeth's eyes no longer held any doubt, but instead revealed excitement:

"You mean I know about breeds? I do know a lot of puppy breeds... Just bring them in and let me take a look!"

Li Wei gave a final check on the hypnosis's effectiveness: "Is it alright to let the pets come directly into your restaurant?"

“Of course!” Elizabeth scoffed. “If I say it’s okay, then it’s okay! It’s my territory, who can stop me?”

“Alright.” Li Wei moved his chair back slightly. “I’m very sorry, Your Majesty, I lied to you… In fact, those two puppies were in the restaurant… right at my feet.”

"Hmph... I'll let you off this time for the sake of the puppy." Elizabeth put down her cutlery. "Bring it up here and let me see it."

“I apologize again, Your Majesty…” Li Wei feigned reluctance, “These two puppies are a little weak in their ability to move, so I’ll trouble you to come and observe them yourself.”

"Humph……"

Elizabeth patiently jumped off her chair and walked towards Levi.

Newcastle followed behind Elizabeth, also close to Levi's position.

Upon closer inspection, sure enough, Li Wei was holding two dog leashes in his left hand, with the other ends extending under the table. The two puppies must be under the table.

Levi waved his right hand toward Newcastle, and Newcastle stood to Levi's right, letting him knead the jelly.

"Where's the puppy?"

"Here..."

Li Wei used a little force to pull the two puppies out.

Gray, lotus root color... Elizabeth's gaze lingered for a moment, then returned to normal.

"Well, Your Majesty, did I not lie to you?"