"I'm about to... join the Demon King's army!" Kazuma Sato yelled at Darkness, Aqua, and Megumin while making grotesque gestures. "Apologize to me now!!! You should apologize to me for all the hard work I've put in!!!"
[Sato Kazuma cried out in utter frustration, never expecting to be so popular with Miss Sylvia; his heart was already turning against her.]
"Hey... Kazuma... stop making those nasty jokes. Consider the time and place..." Darkness said awkwardly, unsure how to praise Kazuma Sato.
She paused... pondered for a moment, and said, "Yes... yes... you have made the greatest contribution so far... when we return to Axel, I will ask my father to give you a medal..."
Hearing the word "medal," Sato Kazuma was furious. What use was such a thing to him?! "Show me your sincerity!!! I'm not buying that anymore, show me your sincerity!!!"
What's the use of medals? Are you just going to burn them in a furnace?
"Take a good look at this situation... Miss Sylvia from the Demon King's army is showing off with her heavy waves!!!"
[Megumi and Aqua stared blankly at Kazuma Sato. Megumi felt incredibly embarrassed, her eyes losing their luster. Why...could she have liked someone like that?]
[Sato Kazuma stared at Darkness, his gaze sweeping over her figure from bottom to top, and shouted, "Darkness!!! What are your strengths??? Tell me!!! Hurry up! Tell me!!!"]
"Defense...defense???" Darkness replied somewhat shyly.
This must be my advantage... definitely not... anything else.
"What are you pretending for?!" This answer greatly displeased Kazuma Sato, who yelled with a dramatic expression.
"That's not right!!! Your advantage is that lewd body that tempts men to commit crimes!! What are you pretending to be innocent for!!!"
"I...I didn't seduce you!!!" Darkness blushed and hugged her chest shyly, weakly retorting.
[Countless male viewers across the myriad realms, at this moment... suddenly found themselves quite agreeing with what Kazuma Sato said, "Darkness... your figure is truly... a deadly weapon! Absolutely ruthless."]
"You seduced me!! You have such a lewd and wanton body! Tonight! It's my luckiest night ever!!!!" Sato Kazuma grabbed the waves with both hands, wildly swinging his legs, and shouted excitedly, "Today is the spring of my life!!! Apologize to me right now!!!!"
[Sato Kazuma, possessed by Nobita's spirit, smugly made his demands, taking advantage of being held in Sylvia's arms.]
"If you don't want me, in the midst of spring's beauty, to obediently follow Miss Sylvia, then apologize properly!!!"
Naruto World.
Seeing the scene in the video, Zabuza speechlessly rubbed his forehead and said, "...I'm not sure if Sylvia is a woman, but I'm sure you're a... piece of trash..."
"Hahahaha—! This boy is really too interesting. I wish he could become my disciple. He's really... too amazing." Jiraiya, soaking in the hot spring, laughed heartily.
"This is...this is...so embarrassing."
Every day, countless hashtags appeared above my head; I was stunned by Kazuma Sato's exaggerated facial expressions.
This man... is truly wise, male Aqua.
You deserved this treatment because your attempt to ambush Huihui at night was exposed.
You can even shift the blame for this... You're a genius!
Sasuke shook his head, knowing he could never become that kind of person in his lifetime.
Upon witnessing this scene, Tsunade instinctively straightened her compassionate heart and felt a deep sense of discomfort wash over her.
Uzaki-chan wants to play the world.
The next day, at the izakaya, Uzaki Hana was already drunk, and her attribute status was displayed: Attack Power +999999, Intelligence -99999.
Uzaki Hana grabbed Sakurai Shinichi's clothes with both hands, "Senpai... Senpai, I want to drink more~~~ Senpai, tonight, I can only stay at your house, right? Hehehehehe—!"
Uzaki Hana was walking unsteadily. Seeing this, Sakurai Shinichi had no choice but to drag her with one hand, enduring the double assault of the stench of alcohol and the scent of a young girl, which was truly torturous.
"...Oh well, I guess I'm just unlucky. Looks like this is all I can do."
Shinichi Sakurai felt so tired. It was the same last time, and he even had to pay for a set of bedding from his own home.
It seems I've been tricked again. Could it be that I did it on purpose?
"Wow, this man, how could he say something like that?"
Asia's coffee went straight into his mouth
It sprayed out immediately. This is truly a scumbag's statement, a genius at shifting blame, a non-stick pan.
She was standing up for Darkness; what was the point of saving a man like that? Just draw your knife and chop him down!
I've watched a few anime, and there's one storyline that left a very deep impression on me, featuring a man called Honest Guy.
The story is about how someone received justice for doing something so terrible.
Asia roared inwardly, "Quick! Darkness, raise your weapon! Kill Sato Kazuma! What are you hesitating for?! What are you waiting for?!!"
Death world.
Seeing this, Soul exclaimed with immense envy, "Ahhhhhh! This is the kind of passionate battle a man should participate in! Even though I'm just a pill, I still have a heart that yearns for passion."
Soul brought his Buu Lion body close to the transparent screen, shaking his cotton body excitedly.
"...Why do I feel an urge to kill this man whenever I see him...?"
Retsu Unohana felt she had found a new target to fight.
Retsu Unohana's idea was echoed by all the female Shinigami, who nodded in unison, "Lady Retsu is right..."
Matsumoto Rangiku brandished her Zanpakuto and chuckled, "If I were to encounter him, I'd definitely give him a dozen or so cuts on both legs."
Seek encounters in the dungeon world.
"Hahahaha—! This feeling reminds me of that little goddess who, relying on her two useless weapons, always flaunts herself in front of me."
The thought of Hestia, the goddess of the blue ribbon, made Loki feel a burning rage within him.
With that in mind, Loki decided to take his Ais with him and show her off to the little goddess from time to time.
Let her, this poor, lazy goddess, experience what despair truly is.
If it weren't for Hephaestus... being so kind, always sponsoring and helping her.
That useless, shut-in goddess should have gone back to heaven long ago!
However, Loki was a little curious as to why that perverted god Apollo hadn't started targeting Hestia.
When he confessed his feelings to someone in the Heavenly Realm and was rejected, it was incredibly embarrassing!
In no time, Apollo became the subject of gossip and ridicule among the celestial goddesses.
These goddesses all thought Apollo was out of his mind. "You're the weakest of the gods, and you want to marry Hestia?"
Thankfully, Apollo didn't confess his feelings to Freya, otherwise... he would have been killed by Freya on the spot...
Sylvia looked at Kazuma Sato, a blush rising to her cheek. She stroked her own face and then Kazuma's hair, smiling gently. "You're really nice~~~~ But you can't treat a young girl like that!! You need to understand women better~~~"
Sato Kazuma enjoyed Sylvia's caresses, feeling incredibly happy—happier than he had ever been in his life. He felt that all his struggles and hardships to get to this point... had been worthwhile. Indeed, the efforts one puts into life always pay off.
Darkness said resentfully, "As a demon... it seems you understand women's hearts quite well!"
She wanted to dissuade Sato Kazuma from being bewitched by the other man; it was all an illusion, a bottomless abyss!!!
"Ah~~~ Of course I understand," Sylvia said with a smile, stroking Sato Kazuma's hair. "Whether it's a woman's heart or a man's heart... I understand it all~~~"
Sensing Sylvia's warm gesture, Kazuma Sato thought to himself, "Oh~?? As expected of a demon beauty, a demonic woman who has the power to control both men's and women's hearts?"
"Because I'm half man..."
Upon hearing Sylvia's words, Darkness, Aqua, and Megumin all froze, their faces darkening with shock.
"..." Sato Kazuma remained silent for a long time, then looked up at Sylvia, his face covered in cold sweat, and asked tremblingly, "What...did you just say?"
"Oh dear~~~ Didn't you hear me~ I'm a chimera~~~ Your favorite waves were added later~~~" Sylvia declared with a mischievous smile.
Upon hearing this news, Darkness was so frightened that she kept backing away, her eyes lifeless, like a patient suffering from severe mental trauma.
"Kazuma...you have to pull yourself together." Megumin was also shocked by the news, and said to Kazuma Sato in a trembling voice, "It's...it's okay, calm down...calm down..."
[Aqua, standing to the side, stared blankly at Sylvia with an incredibly intelligent gaze, like a monkey watching a spectacle, simply standing there dumbfounded.]
Shape moon world.
"Pfft! What? This is a man? No... is it a man or a woman?"
Shirou Emiya was utterly shocked by what he saw. Even when he fought King Pikachu and saw him draw Ea, he wasn't nearly as shocked as he was now.
He saw the despair in Sato Kazuna's eyes and immediately felt sorry for him.
Although it was Sato Kazuma's own doing...
"Hahahaha... I'm dying of laughter! This person... the expression on this person's face, that despair, it's just wonderful~~~"
Karen Altasia held a wad of banknotes in one hand, swinging it up and down with an expression of pure pleasure. The feeling of slapping someone with money was just too good to pass up.
The.
"...A man? This Demon King's military officer Sylvia...is actually a man?"
Rin Tohsaka was shocked. The teacup she was holding fell to the floor and shattered. The Tohsaka family's assets were now negative 1000.
"So it was added later... How interesting, why would a man want to have female features added?"
Even the Heroic Spirit version of Shirou Emiya was somewhat bewildered, not knowing why the other party was doing this.
"This woman is so wise; I feel that her gaze can wash away... the darkness deep within the human heart."
As Cú Chulainn looked at Aqua's dazed expression, he couldn't help but think of his master.
No one dared to harbor any ill intentions in front of their master, Shaka. Some... had already become victims of their master's gun, their souls never finding release.
They were taken directly to the Land of Shadows to suffer eternal torment.
Naruto World.
"man......?"
When Naruto saw this, he almost threw the shuriken in his hand at Sasuke's head, and almost... Sasuke would have died at Naruto's hands.
He was utterly shocked; this was even more shocking than... giving his first kiss to Sasuke...
To make matters worse, this beautiful older sister turned out to be a man.
But I didn't see any male characteristics in Sylvia.
Naruto brought his head close to the screen, but couldn't see an Adam's apple or any prominent muscles. "...She's joking, right? She must be joking. This can't be a man."
"..." Sasuke touched the strands of hair that had been wiped away by the shuriken, choosing not to argue with Naruto. His attention was now drawn to Sylvia's confession.
This woman, who looks just like Tsunade... actually claims to be a man, and that lump of fat is something that was added later in life.
So what happened to your male characteristics? Surely you didn't cut them off yourself, did you?
Thinking about this, Sasuke felt goosebumps all over his body and dared not think about it any further.
"My God... Bai, it seems you chose the right one... She's a chimera, all these options are wrong. This is too insidious... No wonder it's an SS-level difficulty question."
Zabuza wiped the sweat from his forehead. He was a veteran of many battles and had seen all kinds of situations.
He had never seen anyone who could synthesize two lumps of fat for themselves and abandon their male characteristics.
"..."
Bai watched this scene expressionlessly, but in his heart, he was already looking forward to what kind of reward he would receive.
Hopefully, the reward I received this time will allow me and Lord Zabuza to... escape this dangerous bounty hunter career.
Demon Slayer World.
"Impossible!!! This is a female!!! Otherwise, what are these two lumps of fat?!"
Inosuke got up angrily, went to the transparent screen, and started yelling.
He couldn't understand why she would say she was a man when she looked exactly like a female.
As for... anything that was added later, Inosuke simply ignored it.
"Impossible...impossible...Lady Sylvia is actually a man?"
Zenitsu Agatsuma felt like he had lost his dreams. This beautiful older sister... was actually a man. He felt that the world was too treacherous.
Why is it that a man is more handsome than a woman?
He couldn't understand why Sylvia would do this; what kind of twisted fetish was this?
Your taste, your taste is too strong.
"...Nezuko, don't look..."
Tanjiro Kamado covered Nezuko's eyes, looking completely bewildered. He had seen all sorts of ugly and strange demons, but he had never seen a male demon carrying two 250kg bombs.
This review video has once again broadened Tanjiro's understanding of the world; the world is full of wonders!
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