Completely oblivious to the red-haired magical beasts eyeing him menacingly, he muttered to himself, "I am a Servant... Could it be... a curse on my name!?"

"Is it because my name comes from 'the urinator'?"

"Hahahaha! So that's how it is. The origin of my name is really terrible."

Fufu stared speechlessly at the burly man draped in animal skin. What on earth was this guy doing?

Fujimaru Ritsuka and Charlotte Corday stared blankly at him. Dude, please, do you even know what's going on?

You still have the mind to joke around here, worrying about your own name.

I'm confused about why I feel the urge to pee.

"...Uh, well...so that means..." Realizing what the liquid was, Charlotte Corday's fair face flushed bright red, and she stammered, "So that means...what was poured on those magical beasts' heads was..."

"Could it be..." Fujimaru Ritsuka covered her nose in disgust, took a few steps back, and kept a safe distance from the red-haired monster and the damp ground.

Fufu decisively jumped onto Fujimaru Ritsuka, looking at the muscular man in animal skin with disgust, "Fufu..."

"Aaaaaaa!!!!" The red-haired monsters looked up at the man in animal skin, roaring as if venting their anger, scratching at the tree bark with their claws, trying to climb up and teach this guy a lesson.

"Oh? What's wrong? Did anyone get caught in my rain?"

"Hahahahaha—! I'm so sorry!! I'll come down right now!"

"Hey--!"

Boom-!

Wielding an extremely thick wooden stick, with pectoral muscles equivalent to two Fujimaru Ritsukas, a burly man dressed in a wild animal skin jumped down from the tree.

Slap him.

Upon landing, it also trampled and killed a red-haired wild animal...

That was quite a dramatic entrance!

You...why are you so big? How many tons of egg powder have you eaten?

The rugged, beast-skinned man had a stubble beard, short, neat hair, and a dagger that looked like it was used for skinning animals was hanging from his belt.

He smiled as he looked at the magical beasts in front of him, Fujimaru Ritsuka and Charlotte Corday, and said repeatedly, "Sorry, I didn't mean to play this kind of high-level game."

So...excuse me, was it over there that I got wet?

Why would such a beautiful and lovely moon goddess fall in love with...?

Orion, such a rough man.

Orion's eyes lit up when he looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka and Charlotte Corday, but he automatically ignored Fou, because Fou was too small. She was so small that she wouldn't even be able to fill a gap between his teeth with a rabbit.

Charlotte Corday shook her head frantically, slowly backing away, trying to hide behind Fujimaru Ritsuka, her face flushed with embarrassment as she loudly denied it:

"No...it wasn't me!!! If this happened to me, I would definitely kill myself!"

"Oh... so those are the magical beasts over here." Hearing Charlotte Corday's denial, Orion breathed a sigh of relief. He'd felt terrible if his urine had contaminated the two lovely girls. Turning to the three red-haired magical beasts, he said insincerely:

"I'm so sorry~~~ I'm so sorry~~~"

"Aaaaaaaa!!!" The three-headed monster pounced on Orion menacingly, wanting to tear this bastard to pieces.

"Macho Roar, Ugh!!! You're filthy, don't come near me!!!" Orion looked at the several stinking monsters covered in urine with disgust, wielding his super-thick wooden mallet.

Swish swish--!

Like autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves.

The sound of the thick wooden mallet shattering flesh and bones against the three-headed monster was so loud it made one's teeth ache.

This strike was like a bowling grand slam, a triple kill in one blow.

Bang-!

Full score!

The three red-haired monsters turned into a pile of rotten flesh and flew to a nearby tree.

Orion shook his precious wooden mallet with a look of disgust, as if it had been stained with something extremely disgusting.

Fujimaru Ritsuka and Charlotte Corday stared in disbelief at the scene before them. This guy was completely unreasonable...

You were the one who urinated first...

Oh well, it was the monster that died anyway, and he saved us...

This guy is really fierce; the impression of a wild, irritable, and tough man has settled in Fujimaru Ritsuka's mind.

Charlotte Corday looked at Orion with an embarrassed expression, hiding behind Fujimaru Ritsuka, clutching her clothes with both hands, and whispered, "I'm sorry, Master... I can't start a conversation..."

This guy...

This guy who pees everywhere is a bit much for me to handle.

Fufu leaned on Fujimaru Ritsuka's shoulder and nodded, indicating that she agreed with her opinion.

"..." Fujimaru Ritsuka was speechless. This meant, "Leave it to me!"

Is this some new way of shifting blame...?

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Grand Carnival World.

"Huh...isn't that Mr. Orion?!" Mashu looked at Orion in the picture with surprise in her purple eyes.

"This kind of entrance... is really hard to bear." Fujimaru Ritsuka held her head in her hands.

"Hahaha—! This is perfectly normal, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. My future self successfully saved you all, didn't she!" Orion, in his bear form, jumped onto the table and opened his arms to Mashu. "Mash-chan~~ Please comfort me since I saved Master!! Just treat me like a cute little bear doll!"

Ushiwakamaru held a piece of manga-themed grilled meat in one hand, "Mmm... this monster meat looks pretty good."

Bradamante, wielding her greatsword, roared at the top of her lungs, "Where's Orion?! Where's Orion, the one who stole my panties?!"

When she woke up, she found that her wardrobe had been opened.

After Sherlock Holmes's investigation, it was deduced that the culprit was Orion!

Only Orion can keep brown yarn in the wardrobe.

"Damn it! It's not my turn to show up yet!? How can I miss out on such a fun thing as saving the world!" Nero Claudius pouted in dissatisfaction.

Astolfo is instructing Joan of Arc on how to dress in the most adorable way.

Nightingale, a pleased smile on her face and wearing white gloves, stirred something in a strangely shaped beaker, muttering to herself, "Master, once you drink this... you will be..."

Bartholomew was drinking his wine, but he didn't see any of the eye-covering beauties, which made him feel quite uncomfortable.

Shape moon world.

"Whoa...! This guy is like a berserker... This attack style reminds me of Hercules." Rin Tohsaka covered her mouth in shock as she looked at Orion.

This guy... seems even stronger than Hercules.

Those terrifying muscles...

His wrists were thicker than his buttocks.

Ilya laughed like a silver bell, saying, "Hahaha, this guy is really interesting."

"I wonder... if I'll make an appearance... Greek mythology is interesting." Cú Chulainn, dressed in his uniform, worked part-time as a butler at the Tohno household.

He would occasionally help Tono Akiha keep an eye on what her older brother was doing each day.

Bazett was wearing a revealing white shirt with an open neckline, handing out flyers on the street.

Waiting for a destined person to rescue the girl.

She went from being a designated sealer to... a working girl.

Code Geass World.

"This guy's strength is terrifying... These don't seem to be magical beasts, they're vegetable monsters from some game." Cheval was stunned.

"

"Uh...it feels like even Knightmare wouldn't be able to withstand that blow," Gino said.

Anya stared blankly at Orion in the image, "Record... What an amazing hunter."

The shimmering world of Hathaway.

"...This kind of entrance is something I'd never even dream of..." Kiki looked at Orion with some disgust, and at that large wooden mallet stained with blood and urine...

This made the girl feel uncomfortable on a deep, spiritual level.

Chapter 186 My Ex-Girlfriend Artemis

"Hahahaha—! Hit! Hit!" Orion brandished the thick wooden stake in his hand and laughed wildly, "Yo, although I don't know who you are, you're really lucky!"

There was no other way. Although her appearance was... Fujimaru Ritsuka walked forward and said sincerely, "Thank you for saving us."

"Ah, hahahaha—! It's okay, I'm just an ordinary handsome hunter."

"How could I stand idly by when I saw two lovely girls? I had to be the hero and save them!"

Orion said with a gentlemanly air, "And this lovely girl next to you is... a Servant?"

Charlotte Corday replied curiously, "Are you a Servant too?"

"Hahahaha—! Let's shake hands to celebrate our meeting!" Orion extended his large, thick hand to Charlotte Corday, eagerly anticipating shaking hands with the lovely young lady.

“Uh…you should have washed your hands before that.” Fujimaru Ritsuka stared stiffly at Orion’s hands, the hands that had just touched the gold coins…

Fufu called out in disgust.

Charlotte Corday took a few steps back again, her face extremely serious. "That's right! Hygiene is important!!!"

Hearing this, Orion withdrew his hand dejectedly. "I know, hygiene stuff is such a hassle..."

As a macho man, he never washed his hands.

Orion ran quickly to the stream, rubbing his hands together vigorously. He then rushed back to Fujimaru Ritsuka and Charlotte Corday, extending his large, calloused hands again. "I'll start over. You were saved thanks to me, weren't you?"

"Um...yes, I guess...I guess so," Fujimaru Ritsuka stammered, unsure why he asked that. She had a feeling this burly, muscular man was about to make some kind of demand of her...

Strange... Orion wasn't only interested in Mash?

"Oh dear, how annoying! I feel so unwilling." Orion's rugged face changed, and he looked very aggrieved.

Seeing the aggrieved look on his face, Charlotte Corday softened and said softly, "After all, that kind of entrance was rather... no, rather, quite terrible."

"But you did save us, thank you!"

"Ah~~~ What an adorable young girl."

Orion instantly regained full strength and said with unwavering determination, "I've washed my hands, can I shake your hand now???"

Charlotte Corday looked at Orion with a smile and politely declined the request.

"Ah... well... I'll have to decline. I don't think it's appropriate to shake hands without knowing each other's names!"

She felt that if she shook hands with Orion...

I will never use this hand to grab anything again in my life.

Orion hung his head, looking utterly dejected, and sighed.

"They actually presented their theories so openly and then rejected me."

"Ah~~~~ My heart is so sad—."

"Let me introduce myself first. My name is Orion. I am Orion, a hunter of three stars."

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Grand Carnival World.

"Hehehehe! Darling... you're just as fickle in other places too." Artemis, holding her divine bow, walked toward Orion with a kind and adorable expression.

Orion, pale-faced, leaned against the wall. "Ha...ha...darling, let me explain, it's all a misunderstanding."

Taigong Wang smiled as he observed the harmonious atmosphere in Chaldea, "I never thought... I would have the chance to see the Olympian gods again."

“Warm sunshine... beautiful sea! I also want to go to the Atlantic Lostbelt…” Dobrynha Nikitich said, stroking her snow-white tail.

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