A compilation of memorable moments from Chaldea's girlfriends showing affection in various dime

"Eh—?? You want me to release them?? This is already a predictable development. But you don't understand unless I say it out loud? Impressive~~~"

Kama mocked the naive Pan-Human History Master with a sarcastic tone, "Of course, if you can reach the very bottom of this Great Inner Palace, perhaps you can liberate them. But that's only a matter of possibility."

"So, no matter what I say, you only have one option: to go deep into the inner palace, right? That's why I'm unilaterally changing the subject back to entertaining you in this room."

Kama blushed slightly as she stared at Fujimaru Ritsuka. "They don't get excited unless they kill to a certain extent... There really are people like that. They're really twisted."

She clapped her hands, and a huge ghostly monster dressed in a kimono appeared before her, its body burning with emerald green flames, and its pale white skeleton terrifying.

"To be honest, I don't want to kill you. I just hope you stay in this great palace forever. I hope you can comfortably wander in this labyrinth of decadence and pleasure."

"Then why send the ladies-in-waiting to attack us?" Parvati, if you want us to live happily here, why send monsters to attack us? Isn't that just asking for trouble?

Is this a contradiction?

"Alas. This is only one part of the whole..." Kama said mysteriously, "That's right. I can only say that due to unexpected actions, death may be the result."

"It's okay, I'll take responsibility. Even though I hate trouble."

She spoke in a riddle-like manner, leaving Fujimaru Ritsuka and Parvati completely bewildered.

"You've been giving me the runaround ever since... What good will it do to leave us wandering around in the inner palace?"

“Women who ask too many questions are disliked, you know.” Kama glared at Parvati with disdain, then suddenly realized something and said sarcastically, “Ah~~~~ I get it. Do you think you’re okay because you’re a young and good wife?? I know, I know, you’re so clever, so clever.”

"Anyway, you guys just stay here and have some fun with them. I'm just here to check things out; I won't be participating."

"When entertaining guests, if the host is with the guests from the very beginning, wouldn't it be impossible to please them? Although I don't know if that's true."

"If you really want to hang out with me, come on over, come deeper inside. Hehe, please do come!"

As he spoke, Kama's body slowly became ethereal and transparent, leaving only his joyful laughter echoing in the room with the female ghost.

That annoying Shiva isn't here yet, otherwise I would have taught that guy a lesson!

Hmph, let Parvati be ruined by me first. Shiva, take a good look at your goddess consort, how did this goddess with her head full of love fall into depravity?

She was so confident in her plan that she could already start popping champagne halfway through the event and celebrating ahead of time.

“Wait, Kama!!” Parvati shouted, wanting to ask about the situation of those she had captured.

After Kama disappeared, the giant female ghost that had been lingering in the room howled and pounced on Parvati.

Sesshouin Kiara stared at the female ghost in front of him, utterly bored. She couldn't muster any enthusiasm whatsoever; this female ghost was as weak as a level 30 green tea b*tch...

"Ugh... it's so disappointing to have an event that's been planned out from start to finish..."

"I think I'm starting to understand... the feelings of those who vehemently advocate 'resolutely against manual labor' whenever something goes wrong..."

Her body vanished from its original spot and reappeared in front of the female ghost. She gently patted the ghost's skeletal forehead with her jade hand, and with a bang, a powerful force penetrated the skull, causing the ghost's head to explode in mid-air.

She was getting bored to death if some powerful monsters or monsters wielding riot forks didn't appear soon.

“Kama has escaped. What a pity…” Parvati sighed; she had no power to keep Kama from leaving.

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The Lostbelts of Kyushu, Red Hare, Chen Gong's Timeline.

"Strange, she captured these Chaldea staff members but didn't kill them. Instead, she forced Fujimaru Ritsuka to continue exploring deeper into the labyrinth? Is she planning something?"

Han Xin was stunned. He had the enemy's weakness in his grasp, and with the upper hand in everything, Kama just left like that?

"Was this intentional, or is this simply her nature? Or does she believe she has absolute superiority and is now simply toying with the prisoners who have entered her territory?"

"The weaker and more foolish an existence is, the more it likes to make its plans go awry. I can already see her being defeated because of carelessness. If it is an enemy with this level of intelligence, then Fujimaru Ritsuka can indeed handle it."

Unable to judge Kama's actions, the First Emperor further calculated and deduced that it was simply the nature of the goddess Kama, and that she had to do it, rather than genuinely looking down on her enemies.

It seems she thought that with only the unremarkable Sesshouin Kiara and the combat-inept Parvati, plus two ordinary people like Fujimaru Ritsuka and Kasuga Tsubone, they couldn't possibly make a ripple in her hands.

The First Emperor truly wished that the alien god who turned Earth into a blank slate was as naive as Kama.

"However, there is another possibility. Kama, like I did at the beginning, did not take Chaldea seriously, so he didn't need to care about Chaldea at all."

"This must be the confidence of a god." The chief guard was full of fighting spirit. He had never fought a god before, and the old man who had fought all over the world had never faced a god.

Bless this beautiful world.

Night falls, darkness descends, Axel.

Inside Kazuma Sato's mansion.

"Waaaaaahh ...

She escaped from bed disheveled, opened the door, and ran to Kazuma Sato's room at the fastest speed she had ever run.

"Today, Kazuma is playing Go with Aqua... I have to go over there right now! I want to play Go too, I... I'm not afraid of ghosts. I've just suddenly become interested in Go!"

She ran quickly across the floor, leaving a trail of glistening water droplets.

Megumin stood awkwardly in front of Kazuma Sato's door, then turned and ran back to the bathroom. "Kama... Kama!! Don't let me run into you again, or you'll be in for a taste of explosive magic!"

"Your aesthetic sense is so bizarre and strange. Can't you have any taste in the monsters you create?! Can't you learn from the mechanical puppets and the 'More the Better' made by the First Emperor? Those things are so cool and powerful."

No wonder you encountered such bad luck.

"You idiot, you deserve it all!"

"Wa ...

"Don't come near me if you haven't showered! You're so dirty, so dirty." A cunning glint flashed in her eyes as she casually knocked over all the chess pieces on the board. "Ah... all the pieces are overturned. It's all your fault!"

"...Useless goddess, she keeps cheating during a game of chess, demanding to take back her moves. And she even tried to threaten me with my browser history again..." Sato Kazuma glared angrily at Aqua, his teeth practically grinding to powder.

"I...I didn't mean it. Just kidding, hehehehe. How about a few more rounds, generous, handsome Kazuma?" Aqua stuck out her tongue and acted cute.

Darkness lay on the bed, watching the monsters appear on the screen with utter boredom. Her mood was exactly the same as Sesshouin Kiara's; these monsters were neither exciting nor powerful.

It cannot provide her with any stimulation whatsoever, nor can it even serve as an object of her fantasy or imagination.

What can this female official monster do? What can this ghost monster do...?

She found that Kama was too weak, too weak... He was the weakest villain she had ever seen. How could the level she designed be so simple?

Neither can bring pain, despair, nor joy to the intruder!

She really wanted to send Kama to learn from the all-seeing demon Barnier how to be a proper villain.

A timeline of spy games.

"Wow, what a huge monster! That 'Killing' thing was so powerful!" Anya Fogg imitated Sesshouin Kiara's action of slapping the female demon to death, "Pfft—! Ha—! Pfft ha—!"

"Damn! A monster that looks like a ghost, Anya, this is the first time I've ever seen one. The monsters here are all so weak."

She imagined herself dressed as a spy, wielding a silenced pistol, traversing the Great Labyrinth, eliminating endless monsters while searching for the hostages captured by Kama.

Like Leon from the Resident Evil universe, she shot headshots with every bullet, one female puppet at a time, appearing before these trapped hostages like a savior.

Goblin Slayer World.

Adventurers' Guild.

"...These two women are incredibly powerful!? This is the strength of a high-level adventurer, no, this is the strength of a hero!?"

"When Goddess Parvati said she couldn't fight, did she mean that she easily defeated a monster and only shed a few drops of sweat?"

The adventurers were stunned. Parvati, who could only offer meager assistance, was now facing off against Sesshouin Kiara, who claimed to be a weak woman...

Are you serious?!? Women's words are indeed deceitful and not worth taking seriously at all.

In the wilderness, Goblin Slayer stood outside a cave inhabited by dozens of goblins, holding a detonator in his hand, his eyes inside his helmet icy cold.

They were the first to rescue the women who had been captured by the goblins inside, and did not pursue the goblins who entered the long passage.

The priestess, the fairy archer, the dwarf warrior, and the lizard priest stood behind him, curiously watching what the goblin slayer was holding.

A Qin Dynasty officer watched this scene with a smile, holding a skewer of goblin roasted meat. "Hmm... Yes, as long as you maintain a safe distance, you can press that red button to detonate it. It's a wireless long-range explosive manufactured by Qin. It will detonate after receiving a special electromagnetic wave. It's cheap and effective, definitely an essential and powerful tool for you adventurers."

"The powerful shockwave spread through the narrow cave, killing all living things within a hundred meters at supersonic speeds."

"Oh, right! Remember to cover your ears and open your mouth." The Qin officer quickly finished the cumin-roasted goblin meat in his hand, covered his ears with both hands, opened his mouth, and gestured for the goblins, dwarves, and lizardmen in front of him to do the same.

BOOM——! ————! ——! !

A deafening explosion rang out, sending tons of soil flying through the air, while a powerful, invisible shockwave swept through the burrow where the goblins were.

A transparent, invisible shockwave swept across the goblin's body, sending it flying. Its skin was torn open, its eye sockets quickly filled with blood, and its eyeballs flew out. It collapsed to the ground, dead beyond any doubt.

The young goblin was instantly blasted into mincemeat.

"Ugh—! What a waste, what a waste!" The middle-aged Qin officer picked his teeth with a toothpick, looking at the collapsed cave not far away. "The meat of these goblins is not bad, quite delicious, low in fat, and they exercise a lot. This reminds me of the free-range chickens outside the military camp."

"Don't envy Parvati and Sesshouin Kiara's fighting power. Their power is different from that of us mortals."

"Oh right! I almost forgot, do you guys need to replace your weapons too? Also, next time we encounter these goblins, can we try capturing them alive? I want to buy some to take back and kill them to eat. Frozen meat doesn't taste good; it has to be cooked fresh."

"Wow, you really think goblin meat...meat is delicious??? And you want it cooked fresh to eat!? Can you Kyushu people eat anything???" The fairy archer was stunned, speechless!

It was as if the people standing in front of her were not soldiers from the Qin Dynasty, nor humans, but terrifying cannibals.

This was the first time in her life she had ever seen someone eating goblin flesh, and eating it with such relish!

"Hahahaha! So what? It's a monster anyway, right? Since it's a monster, as long as it's not poisonous, it can all become food. You..."

When we're out in the wild without any food, don't we eat these monsters? This goblin is so lively, it must be very nutritious.

"Besides, the main problem is your cooking skills. No matter what kind of meat it is, as long as you marinate it with my secret seasoning and sprinkle it with cumin and chili powder... tsk tsk tsk, the taste. Miss Fairy, would you dare to give it a try?"

Listening to the Qin officer's introduction, the fairy archer and the priestess felt extremely nauseous, and the thought of eating goblin flesh almost made them vomit.

They didn't know that goblin flesh wasn't actually that bad.

Roasted silkworm pupae, deep-fried bamboo worms, and roasted scorpions are the things that are truly inedible.

The Qin officer smiled and handed the spice packet to the goblin slayer. "And don't worry, you don't need to worry about the safety of the surrounding villages. We'll teach them how to protect themselves. If you need to buy weapons, remember to contact me anytime. My number is 144xxxxx."

"I've got it. Are you sure this thing called a telephone can contact you anytime?" Goblin Slayer looked at the portable, black beetle-shell-like device in his hand with suspicion. Could this thing really communicate over long distances?

That would make communication much easier when dealing with goblins, setting up ambushes, and coordinating operations to wipe them out.

There's no need to use spells or whistles to notify them anymore.

As expected of a man obsessed with killing goblins, once he acquires a new tool, he quickly thinks about how to use it to kill goblins.

A human village located 10 kilometers from the goblin cave.

The Qin soldiers were instructing the villagers on how to set traps to lure the goblins in. Once the goblins were spotted, they were to quickly enter the village's tunnels and use their crossbows, traps, and blinding sprays to ravage these foolish monsters.

Sima Yi sneered, looking at the goblin in the iron cage in front of him. "This thing seems to have a lot of energy. I wonder if it can be completely tamed and turned into one of the domesticated animals that humans can raise."

"If that doesn't work, then let's prepare them as game for the soldiers to have some meat. We don't need the juveniles; just kill and eat them."

"Yes. Although it looks a bit ugly, it tastes pretty good. It's much better than eating bats or rats."

The Qin soldier nodded, picked up a struggling, terrified young goblin, skillfully cut open its throat and carotid artery, then hoisted it to an iron bucket, where bright red blood flowed down. With a few swift strokes of his knife, he peeled off its skin.

He took a two-meter-long iron skewer and pierced it through the goblin's body, placed it on the grill, and sizzled it with barbecue sauce.

"Hehehe, roasting this thing is similar to roasting suckling pig. It's just that there's less fat, so it's not as fragrant as suckling pig meat."

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"Huh—!?" She looked at a strange ornament that had appeared on the floor.

Parvati held it in her palm, examining it. Sesshouin Kiara looked at the object in her hand, but sensed no sign of magic power within it.

"What is this? It doesn't look dangerous."

Kasuga no Tsubone looked at the ornament in her hand. "This is an inro. It's a three-leaf hollyhock with the official pattern of the Tokugawa Shogunate."

"These female attendant dolls are all familiars created by Kama." Sion speculated about these endless female attendant dolls, "Since they come from their bodies, perhaps we can conclude that they are the catalysts that create those ghost-type female attendants..."

Suddenly, the inro in Kasuga no Tsubone's hand shone and glowed, and Fujimaru Ritsuka stared in astonishment at this magical scene.

A cacophony of muttered murmurs rose from the crowd: "...What's wrong with our lord...he's just talking nonsense."

"...Shh. If anyone hears this, we're doomed... What kind of dog general are you..."

"...Crazy...You can't just say things like that...Ah. Anyway, the heads of those dogs are more important..."

Listening to these muttered words, the chaotic consciousness pondered and agonized, "Is that so? Was I wrong?"

"But I think this is a good thing. People should have compassion and mercy. Don't look at me like that, you flatterer to my face and talk badly behind my back. It's so painful. Anyone, anyone can, anyone understands, anyone..."