"The only way to communicate with beings like Gilgamesh, Medea, and Sasaki Kojiro, who have such peculiar values, is through fists and force."
"Even if Gilgamesh succeeds, the human population will decrease sharply unless the living environment becomes harsh and food resources become scarce. Otherwise, the human population will soon increase dramatically."
She believed that Gilgamesh was too unintelligent, and that the large human population in the modern world was due to the environment created by humans through their wisdom and technology.
We use wisdom to invent tools, use technology to improve the way plants are grown, and use science and wisdom to create a world where we will never go hungry.
In such an environment, wouldn't it be normal for the human population to explode?
It's not the Lesser Ice Age, it's the Greater Ice Age. She suggested Gilgamesh go to the Ice Age, where mammoths and apes would be a good match for him.
"Ten years of living in modern times haven't changed my primitive, savage nature. It's truly shameful," Ai Haibara said with disdain.
"All I can say is that Shirou Emiya and Rin Tohsaka live in a world that's too peaceful right now. A peaceful world makes someone like Gilgamesh, who's got a screw loose, uncomfortable. The only reason he's doing this is because he's bored."
Conan spread his hands, speechless, and said:
"Let this guy fight the evil of humanity, the king of the Lostbelt. Maybe after being utterly crushed by the evil of humanity or the king of the Lostbelt, his brain will clear up a bit."
In the eyes of modern people, Gilgamesh's foolish and incomprehensible actions are like blaming the chef after a full meal or blaming modern technology for a malfunctioning air conditioner.
No human being would have any goodwill towards Gilgamesh. He didn't care about the lives of ordinary people, was arrogant, conceited, and a foolish, barbaric primitive.
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The next day, night.
Rin Tohsaka launched a tidal wave of attacks on Shirou Emiya, using straight-line attacks that were deadly and astonishing. If Shinji Matou had seen this, he probably would have been green with envy.
She decided to stay at Shirou Emiya's house for the time being.
This move was unacceptable to Fujimura Taiga, but she was no match for Tohsaka Rin and was quickly defeated in the verbal battle.
Fujimura Taiga lost his dreams, his eyes lost their focus. A large river tiger lay on the ground, whimpering tears.
After all, Rin Tohsaka spends every day in the Clock Tower engaging in verbal sparring with people.
The clock tower may not improve your magic skills, but it can make you good at witty comebacks.
Fujimura Taiga felt that his Shirou, the Shirou that had always belonged only to him, had been taken away by someone else. First it was Sakura, then Saber, and now even Rin Tohsaka had come along.
She was heartbroken; she had originally intended to raise Shirou Emiya as her childhood sweetheart! They could get married after graduation.
Now......
It seems my dream has been shattered.
Rather than dating those strange men outside, she'd rather be with Shirou Emiya, whom she knows inside and out. After all, her stomach has been fed by Shirou Emiya since she was a child, and she's practically become Shirou's cooking.
Today, Shirou Emiya is behaving very strangely. He broke a plate while washing dishes and almost threw the spatula while cooking.
He found that his hands could not grip things and would experience temporary numbness.
Inside the dojo.
Shirou Emiya asked Artoria what she liked to eat, as he, as Saber's master, needed to know his partner's tastes.
Regarding master support, there's not much I can do to help right now.
But at least... at least I can make sure my servants eat what they like every day. That's the only thing I can do right now.
In all parallel worlds, Shirou Emiya possesses superb culinary skills, comparable to those of Enma Kurenai, placing him at the EX level.
Cooking can change your destiny; boys who love to cook often embark on extraordinary lives.
"Ah. The food I like, is that right?" Artoria looked at Shirou Emiya in surprise. She didn't understand why Shirou was asking this.
"...Ugh...Ugh..." Artoria put her hands on her hips. "Have I been eating too much lately?" she thought. "That's a strange question. I can understand it, but what's the point?"
"No, no, no, it doesn't mean anything important. It's just that Saber rarely talks about her preferences, so I was a little worried about whether you were happy or not," Shirou Emiya explained, scratching his head.
"If we know what kind of food Saber likes, we can avoid the things Saber doesn't like."
"I see, I see," Artoria looked earnestly at her master. "That was a misunderstanding, Shirou. The material I prepared for Shirou..."
There was no objection from Li.
“I’m already very satisfied, and even if something were to happen, although it’s hard to imagine—I wouldn’t have any complaints even if the cooking method was terrible.”
This is better than what she ate at Irisviel's.
Moreover, the food inside the castle is mostly desserts and cakes...
She actually prefers hot food, something that tastes good and fills her up. However, she's not picky about food... she can even swallow a whole bowl of mashed potatoes... she'll swallow it.
Although my own master cannot provide any effective help.
But the delicious food she ate at the Emiya residence made her feel her magical power recover even more. After a hard-fought battle, a sumptuous and delicious meal was just... wonderful. As she put the delicious food into her mouth, King Arthur Artoria felt a surge of joy, a joy that made her happier than defeating her enemies.
Perhaps because she was a perennial victor, she had become accustomed to victory; the joy of winning battles did not come from them. Fighting was merely a means to an end. Defeating enemies was the same, so it brought her no pleasure.
Upon hearing this, Shirou Emiya was delighted. He could sense that Saber was very happy with her meal.
"Hmm, but you know, if someone makes something you don't like, you'll still find it annoying, right? I hope Saber will enjoy the food that was specially made for her. Besides, I also want to know Saber's weaknesses."
"...Hmm. Weaknesses, what do you plan to do after Shirou knows those...?" Artoria looked at Shirou warily, trying to figure out her weaknesses...! ? But I don't have any weaknesses. If I had to name one...
You might encounter Queen Morgan le Fay, or Illya, Irisviel, or something similar here.
Seeing Saber's wary expression, Shirou Emiya quickly said, "Just take it as reference data. I don't think Saber would be allergic to anything. I'll just listen to it and won't do anything further."
“…Hmm… Although I can’t quite agree with it, will my answers help us make future meals more enjoyable…” Artoria asked doubtfully.
“Sure. As long as I know exactly what Saber likes, I’ll know what dishes to make before I even start cooking. I think it will taste a little better than it does now,” Shirou Emiya nodded.
"I will help you, Master!" Upon hearing this, Artoria said decisively and quickly, "Please, don't worry about asking questions."
It'll taste better...!? The food, that delicious food, can actually taste even better?
Artoria became incredibly serious; this was indeed a crucial matter, as delicious food could enhance a warrior's strength. This would help her, very help her.
"Come on, I'm counting on you, Shirou. I'm mentally prepared," Artoria urged Shirou Emiya.
“Uh…” Shirou Emiya sat upright on the ground, looking at Artoria seriously. “Let’s start with something rough. Saber, you don’t like sweet things, do you?”
"No problem. If I had to categorize it, it would still be something I like."
"Really? Then what about spicier options?"
"That's no problem either. I really enjoy the stimulation after exercise."
"Hmm... sweet or spicy is fine. If we break it down a bit, is it okay to include vegetables too?" Shirou Emiya carefully wrote down Saber's preferences in his notebook.
"No problem. While it's not to the point of being a vegetarian, crisp and refreshing vegetables are essential for a meal."
"Hmm... So what kind of meat does Saber like to eat? Chicken, duck, goose, pork, beef, lamb, etc.? If there's anything you don't like, please tell me. Also, what kind of cooking methods do you prefer? Stir-frying, steaming, braising, stewing, pan-frying... If there's anything you particularly like, please tell me that too."
Artoria clasped her hands together, a happy expression on her face. "I won't say such extravagant things. Meat dishes are the essence of a meal. All of Shirou's cooking methods are amazing and incredibly delicious. Please continue to cook with confidence from now on."
Artoria was very happy to be able to eat meat every day. Shirou's meals were plentiful and varied, with almost every day's dishes being different.
"Oh, is that so?" Shirou Emiya was quite embarrassed by Saber's praise, but he was really glad that his cooking skills could satisfy Saber! Indeed, cooking is the most enjoyable thing.
"Although this is a bit off-topic, I'm curious about the cuisine in the place where Saber used to live."
"..." Artoria's expression changed drastically, and painful memories of the food from the place where she used to live flooded her mind.
If she hadn't tasted delicious food, hadn't compared Gawain's mashed potatoes to these modern meals... she wouldn't be in so much pain.
It had no taste, a sticky texture, and was difficult to swallow. The astonishing portion size and the heavy feeling after eating it...
Artoria simply couldn't answer that question.
It's not that Gawain's mashed potatoes were bad.
Instead, she thought of herself enjoying these delicacies while her former soldiers and Knights of the Round Table, who had fought alongside her, were forced to eat mashed potatoes and black...
Bread and similar things...
The British Isles were in the midst of the Little Ice Age, and crop yields were... utterly disastrous. If it weren't for potatoes, the British people would have all starved to death. There were enemies at sea, and fishing along the coast was extremely dangerous. Although magic could be used to preserve fish... in that era, it was simply impossible for a divine magician to use their magic for such things...
"Ah... no, no. Just pretend I didn't say anything. How about changing it to your opinion on whether it tastes good or not?" Seeing Artoria's thoughtful and distressed expression, Shirou Emiya quickly suggested.
"It's...very complicated," Artoria murmured, a hint of resentment in her voice. She was still dissatisfied with her incompetent subordinates, but given the circumstances, she couldn't say anything. She felt a growing disgust for herself.
Artoria was surrounded by negative thoughts she shouldn't have, things like vengeful spirits of mashed potatoes.
"Is that so... Uh... Well, I'm sorry!" Shirou Emiya felt apologetic, realizing he had inadvertently stirred up Saber's painful past. "Anyway, let's get back to the topic. What about the last category, fish and shellfish? Although you often cook fish dishes, you haven't eaten shellfish before, Saber, have you?"
“That’s true. Although I’ve hardly ever eaten seafood, it’s very good for your health. If I don’t have to worry about the hassle of cooking it, it should be one of my favorite foods,” Artoria nodded slightly.
She loves to eat fresh sea fish.
This is something you can't get in Britain. All you can eat in Britain is salt... lots of salted fish.
Artoria is the perfect person for the chef to serve.
She doesn't dislike anything.
Actually, it's more that she doesn't dislike any of Shirou Emiya's cooking. She believes that with Shirou Emiya's skills, it's impossible for him to cook food into strange shapes. He has hands that can turn the ordinary into the extraordinary.
In fact, Shirou Emiya doesn't have to be a magician, a hero of justice, or a Heroic Spirit. He could use his skills to become the strongest summoner and summon the strongest fighter who loves to eat—
Artoria Idol, Artoria Space Police, Lina Invaders Golden Demon King, Dragon Fairy Meru Sachi.
Now it's my turn to draw cards, come out now—【】
"Yes, as long as it's delicious, I'm not picky about food. I have no weaknesses when it comes to food." As she said this, Artoria proudly puffed out her chest, humming a song, revealing a cute side of the usually serious and noble queen for the first time.
Her smile transformed into countless arrows that shot towards the Knights of the Round Table, dealing true damage with exceptional effectiveness against the Round Table.
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Age of Gods Britain.
Artoria's fair face flushed red. Her innermost thoughts had been exposed: Had she become just like a modern person now that she was in the modern world?!
She was a cold and aloof queen, while others could only look up at King Arthur, who radiated dazzling light, from behind her.
But Artoria's adorable smile in the scene revealed another side of the king to the Knights of the Round Table.
It's normal for the King of Knights to maintain an enigmatic demeanor during his time in Britain; that's how a king should be.
This was due to the Knights of the Round Table's own folly.
Just as a subject should not try to guess the mind of an emperor, he should also not try to guess the mind of a king.
The king's ideas could not possibly satisfy everyone; she was considering the overall situation of Britain and making arrangements for the future.
The thoughts and ideas of the Knight King, who possessed a long lifespan, were painful for the Knights of the Round Table, whose lifespans were only a hundred years, to comprehend, and there was nothing that could be done about it.
"So handsome... No wonder he's my father." Mordred didn't dare to say "cute" directly; she just felt that her father was incredibly cute and incredibly handsome.
She understood that her father didn't approve of her because she didn't understand the responsibilities and pain he endured.
As the King of Knights, suddenly acknowledging a knight as his successor...? And, with Avalon and the Holy Sword, his father is immortal and will never age...
She felt remorseful for her future actions that would make her ashamed.
How can you not even understand something so simple! It's like Prince Fusu in the Qin Dynasty Chronicles asking the First Emperor to pass the throne to him right now—isn't that just asking for trouble?
At that time, it was already a sign of the king's mercy that he did not kill him with a single sword strike after hearing his request.
After this scene occurred.
After the Knights of the Round Table finished their business, they opened the Gate to the World, leading directly to Chaldea's Kitchen, Shirou Emiya's House, the world of Master Boy, and the world of Food Wars!
To improve your cooking skills, you must find a master chef.
Gareth decides to learn cooking from Chef Red Enma.
Lancelot, Gawain, and Tristan choose to seek Boudica's help.
Galahad and Mordred went straight to the world of Little Master.
MasterChef World.
Yangquan Restaurant.
"Eh—!? How is this possible? How is this possible? Father is working as a waiter!? And Father here is so cute, so incredibly cute!? How can there be such a cute father? Although I also like handsome fathers _(:з」∠)_."
Mordred and Galahad looked through the window at the woman in the cheongsam at Yangquan Restaurant.
Artoria Caster, working as a waitress, wears a snow-white cheongsam, has a lovely smile, slightly swaying golden twin ponytails, and her signature ahoge (cowlick).
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