Actually, this world is truly cruel. Without money for food, one can only starve to death on the streets. What a stubborn child; he could have lived a comfortable life simply by learning other magic.
8. Q&A begins: What did Kazuma steal from Chris?
"The mission has been confirmed as complete! Thank you for your hard work."
The receptionist smiled and watched Kazuma Sato. She used her authority to review the task Kazuma Sato had completed and paid him.
"Wow, I leveled up four times in one go! It really is possible to get stronger just by defeating monsters!" Kazuma Sato exclaimed excitedly, looking at the extra skill points on his adventurer card.
"At the beginning, the more novice the adventurer, the easier it is to level up." The wavy-haired receptionist handed three stacks of Eris to Kazuma Sato. "Then the acquisition fee for the giant frog and the quest reward will be 110,000 Eris."
Please confirm.
9. The tormented Princess Gyobu and Kiana, the victorious Theresa and Ereshkigal
Chris looked at Youyou, who was eager to make friends, and scratched the back of his head sheepishly.
She didn't want to agree to Youyou's request so easily, even though it might make Youyou happy and save her from embarrassment.
But these aren't true friends; they're just superficial friends.
She didn't want to be Youyou's friend on the surface!
But seeing the excitement and longing in Youyou's eyes, Chris softened and said, "Youyou, we've always been friends. I'll help you without hesitation whenever you're in trouble."
There's no need to make such a request of me. It makes me feel... like I'm an unreasonable woman, coercing you into being my tool or something. As friends, we are equals; neither of us is superior to the other. Mutual help and support are what make good friends!
Of course, even good friends shouldn't ask me for money... Lending money is the first step to destroying a friendship!
"We've always...we've always been friends?" Youyou stood there, stunned, staring at Chris in disbelief. "Did I hear that right? Miss Chris has always considered me a friend?!"
She completely ignored the long string of words Chris said afterward, her mind in a state of ecstasy, her thoughts filled with the thought that she now had a friend.
"Well, can I...can I come visit you sometimes? If you find me annoying...then...never mind."
"Hehehe! I won't find you annoying, it's okay, Yoyo, be confident. Seriously, the mess that Kazuma made... I'm going to be embarrassed for days now." Chris looked at his embarrassed self on the screen with dissatisfaction.
Soon, we'll see Kazuma Sato's infamous grotesque scene, and his own embarrassing moment.
There's no point in feeling miserable or in pain now. It's better to think positively and pretend nothing ever happened.
Youyou was so excited she almost fainted. After so many years, she finally made a friend, and I finally have a friend!
“However, I don’t have a fixed address! Yoyo, wait for me to come and play with you. I’m a free-spirited thief adventurer with no fixed abode. I don’t stay in Axel all the time, but I will definitely come and play with you,” Chris said with a smile.
"Mmm...I understand. I'll stay in Axel and wait for you to come and play with me." Youyou nodded excitedly, preparing to stand...
At the crossroads of Axel, she waited day and night for Chris to come and play with her.
Hachiko the Loyal Dog from Another World - Yu-Yu, what a pitiful beautiful girl.
Seeing Youyou's expectant eyes, like a puppy's, Chris reminded her, "By the way, you shouldn't just stand in one place waiting for me. You have your own life to live too."
While I'm away, you can make more friends. Megumin, Aqua-senpai, and Wiz are all very reliable people!
Honkai Impact 3rd x Chaldea collaboration timeline.
"Answer C is obviously wrong. How could an ordinary thief possibly have a holy sword or a magic sword inside his body? It's just that his socks and magic gloves were stolen; the girl certainly wouldn't be surprised."
As for lucky charms, that's even more impossible! Theresa confidently declared, "I'm going to answer first—"
She reached out and slapped the red button, declaring decisively, "The answer is B! Chris's underwear, there must be some of his underwear that was stolen."
"Hmph, don't underestimate the wisdom of the Valkyrie Academy's Dean. How could such a question possibly stump me?"
"Huh—?? Theresa chose B...!?" Kiana stared wide-eyed at Theresa in disbelief. My confident judgment seemed to have... gone slightly wrong.
She also pressed the powerful button, and she chose option C, which was more in line with the fantasy world setting.
Raiden Mei looked at Kiana with a headache and asked worriedly, "Kiana, you didn't... choose a different answer, did you?"
"I... I think my choice was okay, right? Haha, after all, it's a fantasy world!! Although Theresa's analysis makes a lot of sense, how could you possibly guess a question with a reward so easily!"
"I won't tell you what I chose yet, trust me I won't be punished." Kiana regained her confidence and boldly grabbed Bronya's cheeks with both hands and started kneading them.
If she dared to do that to Bronya normally, she would definitely get a beating from Bronya.
But today, Bronya only glared at Kiana, sat in her chair and let Kiana stroke her chubby cheeks, without using the Mechanical Resurrection Fist to send Kiana to Eternal Paradise to see Emilia.
Ereshkigal stared at the four options on the screen with a conflicted expression. "A secret treasure, a suit of clothing, a holy sword, magic gloves—any one of them could be a possibility!"
Chris was always paid for by Kazuma Sato when she drank sparkling wine, so she probably doesn't have much money in her pocket. She's probably just trying to take this opportunity to squeeze some tuition fees out of Kazuma Sato.
The lost item that could make Chris so excited and lose his composure is very likely a secret treasure of his!
Princess Osakabe revealed a sinister smile. "That's right, that's right, she must have lost a secret treasure. She's a thief, so she must have obtained some very rare magical items or artifacts through theft."
Hehehe, Ereshkigal, thanks for your analysis, but I'll gladly accept this answer!
“However—” Princess Osaka changed the subject, pointing at Chris in the picture and saying, “Look, Chris is wearing so little clothing, there’s nowhere to hide the treasure, right? She definitely wouldn’t keep the treasure on her person, but hid it or sold it.”
I think it's underwear! Those kinds of very light and airy underwear use very little fabric!
Ereshkigal-chan, have you forgotten?! Chris is Darkness's friend, right? Having such a weirdo as a friend... she's definitely not a normal adventurer either.
The bolder the option, the lower the risk, right? There's a saying, isn't there? The most dangerous place is the safest place?
This logic should also apply to multiple-choice questions filled with unknowns, right?
"Heh heh heh," Princess Kyoubu chuckled wickedly to herself, intending to trick Ereshkigal into choosing the wrong option.
She wants to strike at Ereshkigal, make her suffer, cause trouble for Chaldea, and get the Master to kick Ereshkigal out of the regular team!
Whether it's streaming Heroic Spirits or having priority to accompany Master, it's all mine!
Princess Osakabe wants to use the mysterious reward she received to change Chaldea's current dire economic situation, so that Master can take a break and stay in the room with her to get through the difficult deadline for writing.
The strongest Heroic Spirit in Chaldea, and even in the history of humankind, is Osakabehime, a being who could kill ten Gilgameshes with a single slap.
For Heroic Spirits, fame is power, and Osakabehime has tens of millions of fans!
But Princess Gyobu was unaware that Ereshkigal was actually harboring the same ulterior motive.
She knew very well that the struggle was brutal, and that she had to go through a fierce battle to be alone with her master!
She's no longer the adorable goddess in the underworld; she's now going to be Fujimaru Ritsuka's wife.
Unfortunately, Ereshkigal's tendency to mess things up kicked in as expected. "I see... You make a lot of sense! No wonder you're a monster princess who's over three hundred years old."
She had forgotten how badly she had been tricked by Princess Xingbu last time.
“Then I choose B! Chris’s undergarments.” Ereshkigal decisively pressed the answer button, while Osakabe Hime maintained a warm smile, but inwardly she chuckled smugly and also answered the question.
She naturally chose A—Chris's secret treasure.
"It's not very interesting... There's no rough list of rewards, it's really uninspiring." Himeko Murata sat in the Moriarty Bar, holding a cocktail in her hand, wearing a red low-cut dress and bright red high heels.
"I
"What I want, this reward is probably not going to be given to me. Mr. Moriarty, has there been any progress on the matter I entrusted to you?"
“Yes, I have indeed uncovered some clues. I didn’t expect you to entrust such a simple bar owner with investigating this matter.” Moriarty took a crystal box from his pocket and placed it in front of Himeko Murata.
"This contains the information you're looking for."
"Thanks." Himeko Murata placed the crystal box into the waves and smiled at Moriarty. "Such a handsome bar owner must be no ordinary person. I knew I wasn't wrong."
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Chris's face showed disbelief, his hands, shoulders, and body trembled slightly. A breeze swept across the prairie, making it chilly. Most importantly...
Although she dresses very provocatively now, she has never even touched a boy's hand!
She is a shy, adorable goddess who is always trying to hide her true nature.
“…What is this…?” Sato Kazuma squinted at the snow-white cloth in his hand, pulled it open with both hands, and his squinted eyes gradually widened, revealing the snow-white sacred object being penetrated by sunlight.
"Wow! I've won the jackpot! And it's a super jackpot!!!"
This was the luckiest day of his life.
Incredible luck; this is the luckiest thing that has happened to him since he was born.
Kazuma Sato originally thought he would never be able to encounter the sacred object, the ultimate crystallization of a man's dream, in his entire life.
Made of snow-white, transparent silk with a blue bow in the center, this is the most popular blue and white sacred object!
Chris, incredibly embarrassed and shocked, stared at Kazuma Sato's actions, covering her skirt with both hands and screaming:
"Noooooo! Give me back my chubby toy!!"
Kazuma Sato was grabbing Chris's panties with his right hand, waving them wildly and roaring – it was an extremely grotesque scene.
Chris looked at Kazuma Sato, who was playing with her clothes, with shame and indignation, and walked forward awkwardly. She was wearing a miniskirt and no longer dared to run forward.
"Give me back my fat toy! Give it back to me! Waaaaaah!!"
On this day, Chris felt like she would never get married, just like Aqua, who was swallowed by the giant frog.
"Waaaaah, I'm already contaminated!"
Darkness stared in disbelief at Kazuma Sato's monstrous behavior. "What monstrous behavior! I knew I hadn't misjudged him."
She became even more determined to join Sato Kazuma's team.
A few minutes later, Sato Kazuma sheepishly returned the relic to Chris, feeling somewhat guilty...
But the shameless Kazuma Sato used this opportunity to blackmail her with Chris's relics.
Kazuma Sato has achieved a new milestone—the man who extorted Lady Luck.
The man who embarrassed Lady Luck.
The King of Demonic and Absurd Content.
If other adventurers were to witness this scene, he estimated he would be doomed.
At the Adventurers' Guild, Aqua and Megumin stared at Kazuma Sato. "Kazuma, where have you been? You didn't even come to see my spectacular performance."
Huihui stared at Darkness, who was blushing and excited, with a funny expression. Chris, who was standing next to Darkness, was sobbing and wiping away tears, looking pitiful.
"Has something happened to this person?"
"Oh... actually." Kazuma Sato was trying to cover this up; he couldn't let Aqua or Megumin know about it.
Otherwise, this useless goddess would definitely say she's a shut-in NEET.
"Hmm... When she was teaching Kazuma Sato thief skills, not only did Kazuma take off her sacred artifact, but he also extorted all the money from her. She's feeling down and upset right now."
Darkness ignored Sato Kazuma's increasingly terrified expression and said this.
"Hey! What are you saying?!" Although it was all the truth, was this something that could be said in the Adventurers' Guild?! Kazuma Sato looked around in a panic, as if he had been caught doing something wrong.
This is what happens when you do bad things!
"Waaah... Just giving you back your wallet isn't enough," Chris sobbed, "I told you, I'll pay you whatever it takes. I just want my fat wallet back."
"Waaah..." Chris looked at Aqua, and Megumin looked at Kazuma Sato with astonishment and coldness. She continued to retaliate, "He actually said that he could decide the price of his fat toy himself."
"Wait, wait a minute...!! Even if it's true, wait a minute!!" Kazuma Sato looked at Chris in a panic, his voice frantic, feeling the cold gazes around him.
Darkness watched with amusement as Kazuma Sato suffered a setback, knowing that her friend Chris had retaliated fiercely.
"Otherwise, Kazuma would have to treat my fat penis as a family heirloom or something."
The male adventurers around him looked at Kazuma Sato with amusement, even giving him a thumbs up, and some were even a little envious of him.
The female adventurers around them, including the guild receptionist, looked at Kazuma Sato as if he were a piece of trash, as if he were Shinji Matou.
Their inner thoughts right now are probably, "Ugh, this is a hopeless man."
This is disgusting scum, I can't stand it, really... damn it.
I might as well just die.
Ugh, that's so outrageous! How could someone do something like that to a girl? I'd rather die than team up with this guy.
On this day, the reputation of the King of Demonic Absurdity, Demonic Absurdity and Reality, began to spread among adventurers.
Seeing Sato Kazuma's panicked, pained expression and regret for his actions, Chris stuck out his tongue. Hmph! This level of retaliation isn't too much, is it?
If she adds fuel to the fire, Kazuma Sato will be completely finished.
"So, did Kazuma successfully learn Chris's stealing skills?" Megumin asked Kazuma curiously.
"Of course, just watch. I'm coming! Watch me steal your wand right away." Sato Kazuma looked at Megumin with smug satisfaction, reached out and used his skill, a gentle breeze blowing through Megumin's skirt.
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