American TV series: Starting with exploiting young Sheldon

God blessed the seventh day and made it holy.

As the weekend approached, Mike and the Cooper family sat in the front row of the church, listening to Pastor Jeff's sermon.

This time, Pastor Jeff carefully read the original text of the scripture without providing any further explanation.

Meanwhile, during the recitation, his gaze would occasionally drift to Sheldon in the front row, as if afraid that the other might ask some difficult questions.

Fortunately, Sheldon didn't cause any more trouble until the end of the presentation.

"Alright, that concludes this service. But before we leave, I'd like to answer a child's question," Pastor Jeff said with a smile, calling out, "Sheldon!"

“Here.” Sheldon stood up.

"I have already consulted Bishop James about your question from last week, and I can give you an answer now," Pastor Jeff said confidently.

Clearly, he had done his homework beforehand in order to defeat Sheldon Jr.

“I’m listening,” Sheldon replied calmly.

After winning the debate against Pastor Jeff last week, Sheldon Jr. had no intention of causing any more trouble for him in church.

However, seeing Pastor Jeff's determined eyes, Sheldon's competitive spirit was instantly reignited.

“First, the first question,” Pastor Jeff answered, addressing a question left over from last week: “God is not a ball of light, but rather He created the ball of light…”

Next, there's the question about the Octopus aliens.

God will appear before them in the form of an octopus-like being, and this all-knowing God will be able to understand and speak the octopus language.

"So, are you satisfied with this answer, Sheldon?" Reverend Jeff asked.

These were answers Pastor Jeff had received from his superior, Bishop James. Therefore, he was extremely confident in his answers at this moment.

This theory is quite self-consistent. Young Sheldon hasn't yet been able to find any obvious flaws in these answers.

However, unwilling to admit defeat, he rolled his eyes and said, "Very well, Reverend Jeff. I have one more question..."

Since he couldn't find the problem, Sheldon Jr. is ready to launch a new challenge.

Upon hearing that Sheldon had another question, Pastor Jeff's confident expression froze. He quickly interrupted, "Alright, that concludes this service. If anyone has further questions, please leave them for next week. Thank you."

As the service ended, the worshippers left the church one by one.

Young Sheldon stood there, staring at Reverend Jeff, who was avoiding the fight on the stage, and complained, "This isn't fair. I haven't even said what my problem is yet."

“Stop making things difficult for Pastor Jeff.” Mary glared at her youngest son and pulled him outside.

Grandma Connie got up, glanced at Pastor Jeff, and walked out with a smile. But after only a few steps, she turned back to Mike, who was still sitting in his chair, and said, "Mike, the show's over. Aren't you leaving?"

“You guys go ahead, I have something to discuss with Pastor Jeff,” Mike said.

Today is the last day of the week, and although Mike has some methods for dealing with vampires, he still wants to be on the safe side and see if the church has a better solution.

What if there's an unexpected bonus?

Even if not, Mike would only waste a little time and wouldn't suffer any other losses.

After all the believers had left, Mike got up and went to the steps.

“Mike, you’ve come again.” Reverend Jeff took a small bottle from his person and said, “You’re in luck. Bishop James asked me to give you this.”

Under the sunlight, the transparent liquid in the small bottle emitted a faint glow, looking quite beautiful.

"This is...holy water?" Mike excitedly took the small bottle, examined it for a moment, and then asked hesitantly, "Isn't this too little?"

The small bottle in Mike's hand has a capacity of only about ten milliliters and looks very small and delicate.

"Ahem~" Pastor Jeff coughed lightly, also feeling that the church headquarters was being a bit stingy. However, he still managed to explain, "This is holy water, very rare. Perhaps you could dilute it before using it..."

Also, Bishop James told me to tell you that there are no vampires in the world.

……

Mike listened to Pastor Jeff's explanation but didn't take it to heart.

After all, the vampire was living in the other party's house; all that was left was to jump in and attack.

After saying goodbye to Pastor Jeff, Mike carefully put the small bottle away from his body, pondering how to use it to inflict the greatest harm on the vampire.

While Mike was considering how to deal with the vampires, Serena was also preparing to leave the town of Deford.

She's been here long enough that her whereabouts have likely been leaked.

If she hadn't promised Mike she would give him time to consider, Serena would have left days ago.

Time flies, and it's midnight.

After the town's residents had all fallen asleep, a red sports car pulled up in front of Connie's grandma's house.

Mike pushed the door open and came out before Serena could knock.

Under the moonlight, Mike wore a large trench coat and had a long, thin bag slung across his back.

"Get in the car," Serena commanded, turning to the side without saying a word.

Mike tightened the bag on his back, got into the car, and sat in the back seat.

"You're smart to know what's good for you." Serena was quite satisfied with Mike's reaction.

She started the car and drove out of town, saying, "You made the right choice. In a little while, I'll give you a perfect embrace, transforming you into a true vampire, and then we'll go live in Forks together..."

Soon, the car stopped in a small grove of trees.

It seems Serena is prepared to help Mike complete his Embrace ceremony here.

The two got out of the car. Serena bared her fangs, staring at Mike's pale neck. She couldn't help but lick her lips and said greedily, "You know, Mike, you have a unique scent that attracts me... and I've long wanted to taste your blood."

The Embrace ritual requires vampires to first absorb a portion of human blood before injecting their own.

The process of transforming into a vampire is extremely long and painful for humans.

Seeing Serena approaching unsuspectingly, Mike finally found the perfect opportunity to counterattack.

In an instant, a bottle of highly corrosive aqua regia was splashed onto Serena's face.

"You know what? You stink! You stink to high heaven!"

Having gained the upper hand, Mike, while complaining, unfolded his trench coat and smashed all the bottles and jars he had hidden on his body onto his opponent.

Some of those bottles contained industrial alcohol, while others contained flammable gasoline.

"Goodbye, and don't bother seeing me off~"

While Serena was covering her face and wailing, Mike took out a lighter.

This tactic is called: strike while the iron is hot and take your life!

Amidst the raging flames, Mike picked up his double-barreled shotgun and stood guard. He wouldn't be at ease until the vampire was burned to ashes.

However, amidst the shrill screams, black smoke suddenly billowed from Serena's body.

The fierce fire was quickly extinguished by the black smoke.

"This works?" Mike was surprised, knowing that vampires weren't that simple.

"Damn human, how dare you betray me!" Serena, whose eye had been blinded by aqua regia, roared with boundless rage, "I'll kill you! I'll drain your blood!!!"

Everything that happened tonight caused this vampire, who was over two hundred years old, to feel murderous intent towards the humans in front of him for the first time.

Even being handsome isn't an option!

pretty boy, he must die!!

Seeing the vampire baring his fangs and closing in step by step, Mike pulled the trigger without hesitation.

"Bang~"

With a loud bang, sparks shot out from the muzzle of the gun.

However, a double-barreled shotgun, powerful enough to kill an elephant, is not ideal for killing vampires.

Serena, who was hit, only took two steps back and was not fatally wounded. The pain only fueled her anger.

"Ahhh, I'm going to torture you a hundred times, and then tear you to pieces!!"

Overwhelmed by rage, Serena's face became extremely distorted, no longer displaying her former elegance.

Her ghostly figure also terrified Mike.

Mike backed away while reloading his ammunition: "Um, Ms. Serena, I've changed my mind and decided to go to Forks with you. Is it too late?"

"Ha~ You despicable human, I gave you many chances, but you didn't cherish any of them..."

Serena suddenly appeared in front of Mike and grabbed the double-barreled shotgun.

With a twist of his hands, the shotgun turned into a pile of scrap metal and fell to the ground.

Then, Serena slowed her pace, gradually forcing Mike to push back. She seemed to enjoy the look of terror and pleading on Mike's face.

"Don't come any closer!" Mike waved his hands, like a lamb to the slaughter.

"Hahaha... I'm here, what can you do to me?" Serena laughed arrogantly.

Compared to vampires, the fragile human body is utterly insignificant.

Mike's incompetent performance greatly satisfied Serena's twisted psychology.

The fun of a cat playing with a mouse is nothing more than this.

"You forced me to do this~" Mike's hands seemed to be waving around haphazardly, but in his right palm he was holding a delicate little bottle.

'Hopefully the church can lend a hand...'

Mike seized the opportunity when his opponent was complacent, opened the bottle cap, and poured the little holy water into the vampire's mouth.

The holy water spread across Serena's face like a hot iron melting snow in winter. Some of it flowed down her lips and into her throat.

"Damn it, how did you get the Holy Water of the Vatican..." Serena rolled on the ground in pain, her voice becoming hoarse and unpleasant.

At that moment, she felt both shocked and angry.

If he had known Mike had this backup plan, he wouldn't have given the other side any chance at all.

Under the influence of the holy water, wisps of smoke dissipated from the vampire's body, and its power gradually weakened.

'This vampire's vitality is really tenacious...' Seeing that the other party did not show any signs of dying immediately, Mike pulled out a kitchen knife from his body and prepared to go over and take a look.

Just then, a muscular SUV with its high beams on pulled up outside the grove of trees.

Two people got out of the car and walked towards us against the light.

"As expected, there are people from the Vatican, damn it..." Serena's single eye, glowing red, recognized the newcomer.

Before Mike could even realize what was happening, Serena, weak and exhausted, scrambled to her feet and walked towards the red sports car: "Mike, you just wait! Don't think that just because you have the Vatican's protection, I can't deal with you. Next time we meet, I'll make you wish you were dead!"

Before leaving, the vampire didn't forget to threaten in a hoarse voice.

Seeing that the other person was still able to move even in that state gave Mike a fright.

Great!

If he had approached the other person without realizing it, the consequences would have been unimaginable.

Just then, the two people in the backlight saw the vampire trying to escape in a car, and one of them raised a giant weapon in his hand.

Amidst the convergence of green light, a laser beam struck the red sports car.

Amidst the explosion, the sports car and the vampire were reduced to ashes.

'Damn, that entrance was so cool, he really is a big shot!' Mike relaxed as he watched the vampire being defeated.

……

"Why did you start using a hand cannon?"

"There was nothing we could do. The higher-ups were very unhappy that this vampire escaped last time..."

With lighthearted conversation, the two newcomers walked past Mike.

After confirming that the vampire had been reduced to ashes and was lifeless, the two returned to Mike.

Mike also noticed their attire: a pastor in a white robe and a burly man in a black suit.

The burly man was carrying a high-tech triple-barreled gun, and the attack that had just occurred was launched by him.

At this moment, both of them stared at Mike with curiosity.

The priest, dressed as a man, sniffed the air and spoke first: "There's the smell of holy water here. You're the boy who asked Pastor Jeff how to eliminate vampires."