I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

He opened his lips and uttered four words.

My mind is filled with endless daydreams.

A pair of bright, sparkling eyes were fixed on the diary.

Will this diary contain any information about myself?

Will it also encourage them to persevere through their difficult journey ahead?

Anzu Hachimi's expectations manifested as intensely fluctuating emotions.

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This caused Li Yinguang, who was engrossed in studying the day's diary and hadn't yet started writing, to stop.

As he hung upside down in the air, experiencing the ancient saying "living beings are in dire need of help," he suddenly opened his eyes and touched his chin with great interest.

Immediately, I looked at the list of today's updates.

The content that the girl had been longing for was in the first line of the update notes;

[I. Praise for Hachimi Anna]

Second, seize the opportunity to promote your own greatness.

[Part 3: A scathing critique of Yukino Yukinoshita's rebellious nature]

[IV. Introduction to the Mystic Side]

[5. Briefly describe the future prospects of Sai and Asuna Yuuki, and mention topics related to cooking.]

[VI. Vigorously expose information related to Kaguya Shinomiya]

[7. Use the belt tip to find a suitable, extraordinary person to torture and humiliate them.]

8. Proclaim your own greatness and let everyone bask in your divine glory.

This is a very logical and well-founded chain of information exposure, with each link connected to the next, making it seem as if his self-promotion always comes so naturally.

This is the self-cultivation of a divine being, who must bathe daily in the praise and longing of the inferior Hakimi to cleanse his soul from the defilement of the world.

The reason for exposing the mysterious aspects of the extraordinary worldview again is because the private messages have been too frequent lately, and many of the holders are quite interested in these strange and bizarre discussions.

"Now that everything else is in place, all that's left is to find a truly extraordinary person suitable for torture."

The pen, spinning like a top, continued to rotate smoothly even after being removed from his fingertips, thanks to the intervention of the Stand world.

The lengthening of the diary period is not simply intended to stimulate the emotions of the holders.

It also takes into account Li Yinguang's control over the pace of the diary and his observation of the holders.

The reason why this major update, which should have come much earlier, has been delayed for so long is because he simply hasn't observed a suitable divine being.

"If all else fails, is this the only interest that's suitable for torture?"

My finger landed on the private message section's homepage, and then I browsed through each holder's comments in turn.

Li Yinguang currently has two options.

Firstly, there's Tokisaki Kurumi, but she hasn't been paying attention to anything related to the spirits lately, so it's not appropriate for her to broadcast anything casually, as there's a risk of leaking information and causing a blunder.

Secondly, the female protagonist who is tortured. Although there are many female protagonists with high recognizability among the diary holders, the ones who are really suitable for torture are those that seem niche at first glance, but whose plots are quite unique.

The female lead in "Scum's Wish," which I commented on a while ago, is a good choice, but... isn't it a bit too melodramatic and not very interesting?

As holders' novelty towards the exposure of such matters gradually diminishes, overly dramatic storylines are unlikely to resonate with them.

If we absolutely have to pick a suitable defense to shove into their mouths, we might as well just choose the most astonishing explosion ever.

It's a pity that because most holders are too normal, Li Yinguang doesn't have much inventory left to disclose.

If you just make up stories about those who aren't yet officially registered holders, it would seem a bit too forced.

So, with these thoughts in mind;

Despite the intense curiosity of hundreds of holders.

After a moment of contemplation,

Li Yinguang picked up his pen and began to write.

The rules of exposure have already been determined.

Rule Seven – Find a suitable, extraordinary person to torture and humiliate them.

The candidate has been chosen.

"I still hope this story will be successful."

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The pen made a soft rustling sound as it clicked through the diary.

The anticipation of the diary's contents among its holders also surged.

I want to be mentioned in my diary, and I want to smooth out all the hardships I've faced.

Not just Banami;

Everyone has this thought.

Including Ai Hoshino, whose recent idol rehearsals have shown some promise;

Kasumigaoka Utaha, whose new book is still in the planning and preparation stage...

Kaguya Shinomiya, filled with uncertainty about the future,

More than one holder has this idea.

Ever since the diary was changed to be officially updated every few days, everyone has been feeling a bit uneasy.

From those who were warned that they would soon receive spoilers, to every veteran who had experienced the daily high-intensity updates.

Everyone was quite worried about the mysterious man's increasingly lazy attitude;

Looking at the long-awaited diary, Banai saw Anzu hold it high.

His furrowed brows relaxed;

As if holding a masterpiece, she softly recited the first line of the poem.

"Excuse me, everyone, because I've recently become engrossed in observing humans... I've lost my way on the principles of life?"

"Don't blame me for not updating as hard lately. It's just that the inaction of all of you holders is too unhelpful. I have passed on all my skills to you, but why hasn't anyone stirred up this world into chaos yet?"

"Fortunately, I never gave up and finally found a successor worthy of entrusting the future to."

As each word is read aloud, and amidst the complaints of notebook holders around the world, the contents of the new day's diary slowly appear.

The same formulaic start as always.

But there is one difference from usual;

I've been late updating my diary for two days in a row.

Considering Li Yinguang's firm promise yesterday that he would no longer delay updates;

It has a Chaplin-esque humor;

"I would call it the ultimate excuse," Kasumigaoka, who had been waiting for a long time, kept complaining.

Yuki Suoh, who was waiting right on time next to her diary, saw new content appear and immediately became a lucky charm, spreading the news far and wide.

Hoshino Ai, her starry eyes sparkling, gazed at the scene with great interest and wonder.

Look at those lines of text;

Unlike longtime viewers who immediately suspected the mysterious person was making excuses, Ai Hoshino's first thought was guilt.

"No wonder the gods haven't been updating much lately. It's all because I haven't been working hard enough. I've clearly benefited from this life-changing reward, but I'm still just doing small things."

"The person who deserves the trust of the gods must be very happy."

Hoshino Ai was deeply melancholy, and kept sighing softly;

Her delicate and lovely face, enhanced by her sorrowful expression, exuded a unique charm.

A stronger desire for success welled up within me.

The girl turned her attention back to the diary, trying to extract the knowledge she needed.

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These words are not just excuses I made up, but a sincere statement.

Actually, I recently browsed Xiaohongshu and was struck by a sentimental article about life that resonated with me.

As everyone knows, a man only cries seven times in his life, and I've spent all seven of those times on the world of anime and manga.

The first tear, "Shaving and Finding a Girl," ultimately the protagonist didn't choose the girl whom God had shown him out of love.

The second tearjerker, "Love Spectrum," features a protagonist who is a pure-hearted hot girl who's been ridden by countless men.

The third tearjerker, "Scum's Wish," features a male and female protagonist who each have a crush on someone. They choose to caress and entangle themselves with each other, only to part ways upon graduation.

The fourth tearjerker is from the TV series "Domestic Girlfriend." The protagonist sleeps with the second female lead, whom he just met, only to find out when he gets home that she and the first female lead are sisters and that the second female lead's mother is about to marry his father. Ultimately, he chooses the first female lead, who had been his mistress, over the innocent second female lead who bore him a child.

The fifth story is "Rent-a-Girlfriend." The protagonist is constantly trying to date his rented girlfriend. He often masturbates while fantasizing about the female lead being taken in by a handsome guy and passionately kissing and sleeping with him in front of him, and then he bursts into tears. So far, he hasn't even given the female lead a proper kiss.

第六哭、滔搏0-1gam、滔搏0-3g2，滔搏0-3t1，滔搏0-2kc、滔搏0-2cfo、滔搏0-5hle、滔搏0-2kt。

The above six items each have their own merits and are quite moving, but they are still slightly lacking compared to the following content.

All I want to say here is, Banami, you did a great job.

I allow you to refer to yourself from now on as the third closed-door disciple of my sect;

Because I've decided to give you the last cry of my life.

The Seventh Cry, the Ultimate Battle of Wits: "Hana Mi cleverly uses a handshake technique to achieve love and fame."

Second only to the Yin-Yang Eyes Mai Sakurajima, the Demon Foot Seven Toyokawa Shoko, and the 'Super Strength' Anzu Hachimi, I traveled the world, spreading the fame of my sect to the ends of the earth.

Your family isn't wealthy, so using this as a gimmick, whether you start a live stream as an internet celebrity or participate in a martial arts tournament, would be a good choice.

Congratulations on forging your own unique path. As one of the holders, you may not be the most outstanding, but you are currently the most remarkable.

Even my subordinate Mai is no match for you. You've crossed over from teen romance anime to the world of fighting games. You're a real talent!

I hadn't originally planned to give you a critical review for this official update, but now it seems you deserve some praise.

How far you can go, and which uncharted path you will ultimately take, all of this makes me quite curious.

Anyway, no matter what, please keep going.

By the way, there's a certain Yukino Yukinoshita;

Do you still think you can succeed?

Look at the actions of the other holders.

Looking at you hiding in school all day, showing no improvement whatsoever, I really want to punch you! You should compete with Sakayanagi Arisu for the title of the greatest owner of a rare item in history, two pure-blooded geniuses who chose to remain inactive even after being exposed!

of course!

One thing is for sure.

That means that Hanami Anna's successful journey on the path of heroism is inseparable from the guidance of me, the mysterious person A!

I'll tell you the story of Baki and Kengan another day. Until then, Hanami, please start streaming on YouTube and successfully unleash your Flame Fist on the audience, okay?

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He unleashed a fiery punch at the audience?

This... isn't that a bit inappropriate?

Upon reading this, Banai noticed that the lingering fear and frustration from doing something outrageous had lessened considerably.

Although he said it wasn't good, his expression completely contradicted his words.