I don't keep a diary, I only spoil life.

The most famous shrine or church in your city is one of them.

If you can't buy the items mentioned above, try to get some of those exorcising incense; it might work.

Sakurajima Mai-senpai, you'd better place your order quickly, or it might sell out in no time. After all, there are definitely many rich and eccentric people among the notebook holders who are richer than you.

Oh, by the way~ here's a friendly reminder for some people.

Don't go to the street and buy those cheap badges that cost tens or hundreds of dollars each to make your brother A laugh.

Speaking of which, there is another type of person in the world who is truly respected and avoided by ghosts and gods: those who are born with abundant vitality.

But none of you seem to be the kind of people with strong vitality. The only one who might fit the description is Anna Hachimi.

After all, the person I know who has a lot of vitality is someone with big breasts, an outgoing and enthusiastic personality, and is very sociable.

Um...

I looked through my diary and realized that I had said everything I needed to say for today.

Let's chat casually for a bit more.

Let me explain why I'm late.

You understand me best.

I was so diligent the other day, I'm definitely not a lazy, procrastinating person like Xia Laofei.

The main reason I was late was because I was testing my newly acquired toy.

My reward for today's notes is a legendary item called the Anywhere Door.

I believe some of you who have watched Doraemon have already guessed it... That's right, it's the Anywhere Door you've been imagining!

I was late this morning.

The main reason is because I travel around using the Anywhere Door.

And coincidentally—

It just so happens that it landed smoothly near the schools of some of our group members a few times.

For example, the girls' changing room at Toyonosaki Academy, the gymnasium at Ishibu High School, the Sakayanagi Arisu dormitory and Horikita Suzune dormitory at Koukou Yusei High School, the toilet room at Haneoka Girls' Academy, and the big tree at the entrance of Sobu High School.

Hmm... this really is the closest I've ever been to you all. It's a pity you're all in class and have no idea how heartbroken I am seeing you all listening so attentively.

Thinking about it like that... I suddenly felt like playing a prank, and so I actually put what I wanted to do into practice.

Next, I will call on a few people.

I hope you all like the gifts I sent you.

This is just a joke, and also a way to show off my newly acquired supernatural power.

To show you all my extraordinary abilities—

As the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Shoes, I hereby issue this prophecy!

Kasumigaoka Shiu, Yukinoshita Yukino, Anami Anana, Toyokawa Shoko, Sakayanagi Arisu, Horikita Suzune.

This morning—

I! Will! Steal! Your! Outdoor! Shoes!

This isn't a prophecy, it's a spoiler!

...

Oh, by the way, I had no intention of becoming a thief.

I just helped you guys update your equipment configuration, and I even paid out of my own pocket!

Remember to think positively, because after losing your outdoor shoes, you've actually gained a pair of roller skates that I personally gifted to you.

Brand-name roller skates are so expensive, sigh...

Christmas isn't until the end of the year, and I'm really looking forward to seeing how you'll reciprocate, although I suspect a lot of you will just wear your indoor school shoes outside and not touch my gift.

I should mention it, though.

As an apology for the prank I played on you all—

Aside from buying you higher-end shoes, I also prepared various small gifts for each of you who have such a special connection with me.

Um...

I'm sure you're protesting, Banami. I stuffed a lot of high-end snacks into your shoe cabinet as a souvenir.

Hey Xia Laofei, you're definitely overheated, I've sent you a new computer.

I've sent you two collectible Mr. Pan dolls, including the Snow Cat that looks like Mr. Pan's panting face.

Sakayanagi and Horikita, I gave you each an Ultraman cane and a copy of "My Struggle".

As for Toyokawa Shoko... don't worry, you're my favorite person! I think by the time you see this, your emotional outpouring has already brought me a huge benefit, right?

So I got you a CD with a spring scene and a QQ card worth 5 yen. Aren't you moved to tears?

Hmm... I can't wait to see how everyone will react after seeing this new diary entry.

Honestly, just thinking about it makes me incredibly excited!

Anyway, I hope you all enjoy dancing to your hearts' content with the roller skates I gave you after school! Let the show begin!

Well... that's about it.

After having so much fun, I had to return to school feeling completely satisfied.

My group of hopeless, test-taking worm classmates are completely beyond redemption. Therefore, I have decided to personally launch the biggest and most despairing event in human history.

I want to use my abilities to transfer all the electricity bills of the entire city to the Tsukimori Girls' Academy where I study.

School, do you have enough money left to pay the electricity bill?

On this...

A tribute to the fourth day since the diary's opening. Meeting adjourned!

...

Should I update another chapter?

This chapter contains 5 words.

Chapter 22. The person who stole Yukino's indoor shoes has been found. @DaiDaiLiYinGuang

"..."

Looking at the contents of the diary, Kasumigaoka Utaha sat at the table, completely bewildered by the messages that were beyond the scope of ordinary worldview and cognition.

Although she had expected the diary to be full of fun, she never imagined it would contain so many strange stories.

Anywhere door?

Split personality?

The girl who draws a recipe that glows and the girl who wastes Senzu Beans that bring the dead back to life?

A popular movie star from "Perfect Life" recklessly entered a lottery and will now bear the name of having the ability to see ghosts, embarking on a journey of inhumanity.

A series of information forms a spider web-like information layer that keeps the reader's mind racing and the complex, spiraling content forms a triangular structure that challenges the limitations of the reader's thinking.

Perhaps only by abandoning human identity and thus entering the realm of ultimate life forms can an ordinary human digest and absorb such a massive amount of fragmented information in the blink of an eye.

Unfortunately, Kasumigaoka Utaha doesn't have that ability.

She tried to close her eyes again and carefully sort through the contents of her diary, but found that she couldn't think of anything and had instinctively given up thinking.

Then it evolved into a state where she couldn't control her smile, her full, round breasts heaving rapidly at her chest, and her feet began to stomp and tap dance haphazardly.

All of this is the most direct and pure impotent rage of a human being when his human rights are disregarded and he knows he can only endure it and cannot retaliate.

The above content is somewhat interesting, although she, who did not participate in the lottery, could only act as a bystander.

But what about the content that follows?

"I represent the Phantom Thieves of Shoes to steal your shoes." Is this something a human being would say?

This is already beyond the limits of human thinking, a completely anti-human declaration of theft. Does he really have no one he cares about in his life?

This is definitely the episode that ignited the strongest sense of camaraderie among the notebook's holders.

Family! The little thief who stole dozens of pairs of indoor shoes from Yukino has been found! His Weibo account is @带带神秘人A (Daidai Mysterious Person A). This episode was truly the most traumatic memory of my childhood.

As for Kasumigaoka Utaha, she can only describe her mindset in six words.

You worm, you win!!

Although she understands perfectly well that once she gets emotional, she falls into the other person's trap and is used as an energy source to provide stable emotional value, Kasumigaoka Utaha is really not good at regulating her emotions.

Ms. Xia Shizi's rich imagination began to run wild, conjuring up a black-clad, masked man with a weasel-like face, only his eyes exposed. He would take advantage of the students' absence during class to enter the first floor where there was no surveillance, pry open her locker, stick a pair of shoes filled with the fragrance of her toes to his face, and then let out an epic, satisfying, and manic smile.

Just thinking about that possibility... ugh! Are you kidding me?! I feel like throwing up!

"Could this mysterious person A really have stolen my shoes? Could he really be after my shoes, as he claims? That would be disgusting, really repulsive."

Upon considering this possibility, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't sit still any longer. Always restless, she immediately took long strides out of the classroom and headed straight for the lockers on the first floor of the school building.

At this moment, she could run faster than Bolt, hurdle faster than Liu Xiang, and jump faster than Vince Carter.

During this time, Kasumigaoka Utaha had not given up thinking.

Maybe the other person was just joking?

Maybe he wasn't that powerful at all?

Perhaps this statement is just that despicable guy deliberately stirring up emotions among everyone, nothing more?

But as she opened the storage cabinet door with the key in her hand, all those fantasies vanished.

Her shoes...they weren't violated!

"..."

Looking completely bewildered, he took out his outdoor shoes from the shoe cabinet, which were not missing.

Kasumigaoka Utaha noticed another unopened card under the indoor shoes... a gaming graphics card?

"..."

"He really is a strange guy."

Although Kasumigaoka isn't interested in games, it's clear that this is a 3090 graphics card, one of the most valuable computer configurations in 2022.

The other party came to Toyosaki and did nothing but give me a gift?

Kasumigaoka Utaha is a bit lost.

And as the safety of the outdoor shoes was confirmed, her pent-up anger gradually subsided, and for the first time, the thought arose in her mind that 'the mysterious person A might just be trying to attract attention and find some friends.'

Given the current situation;

The holder of the notebook has no way of knowing the truth or falsehood of anything concerning the mysterious person, and cannot easily determine whether the person is male or female.

Maybe this guy really is just a harmless person?

Is it because he likes these "anime female characters" who are probably his dream girls too much that he attracts attention like an underage boy?

Hmm... is that possible?

This might be the first time Kasumigaoka Utaha has looked at the diary with a friendly attitude towards the mysterious person A.

However, when she saw the latest news...

That somewhat pleasant feeling vanished instantly.

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Yukino Yukinoshita: "Since you claim to know everything, you should know what I've been through. Heh... Congratulations, you've successfully acquired a pair of shoes belonging to this extremely cute girl. Looks like you're in for a sleepless night." (150 likes)

Toyokawa Shoko: "I...I won't let you get away with this! By the way, what do you mean by sending Mutsu to the hospital...Anyway, I'm going to find Mutsu right now!" (130 likes)