Crossover anime, Hachiman's childhood friend's growth diary

"It's none of your business! If there's nothing else, you can leave!"

"This isn't your home, why should I take orders from you?"

"I'm telling you, you're really annoying!"

Before Nishimiya Yuzuru could finish speaking, Hachiman interrupted again:

"Let me guess, it's related to what happened last time, right? Those two boys in the park. I didn't expect you to chase them all the way to their school. You're really vengeful."

"Well..."

Feeling uncomfortable that her innermost thoughts had been directly exposed, Nishimiya Yuzuru instinctively wanted to defend herself, but suddenly didn't know where to begin.

"...So what if it is? Are you going to stop me?"

Hachiman waved his hand and tentatively asked in a soft voice:

"Don't worry, I won't stop you. I'm just curious about what you're going to do next."

"curious?"

“Yeah.” Hachiman nodded, a slight smile playing on his lips. “Didn’t you want to get revenge on those two boys? Actually, I don’t like them either, but how should I put it, one against two is difficult, and they’re two years older than you.”

"Tch, she's only two years old, but I'd even hit an adult for my sister!"

Nishimiya Yuzuru clenched his fist defiantly, displaying an air of arrogance that made him the most powerful person in the world. However, unfortunately, arrogance alone cannot defeat others.

"So, once they come out, you plan to rush up to them and settle the score?"

As he spoke, Hachiman reopened the window and stared intently at the crowd at the school gate, his voice completely flat.

This time, however, Yuzuru Nishimiya did not reply; instead, he silently stared at the ground.

"Wait a minute, you don't really think that, do you?"

Hikigaya stared at the other person dumbfounded.

"Idiot, I'm not that stupid. I've prepared this. I'll secretly pour it on them and then run away!"

Nishimiya Yuzuru proudly revealed his secret weapon, but Hachiman turned to look and discovered that the so-called secret weapon was nothing more than a packet of soup from a meal, most likely leftovers from lunch.

"..."

Faced with Yuzuru Nishimiya's self-righteousness and belief that his plan was flawless, Hikigaya was utterly speechless.

Putting aside whether her plan can succeed, even if she does manage to get away with it by chance, has this guy not considered whether he can escape right under their noses?

Ah, so brainless kids are such a hassle!

Just as Hachiman was pondering, Yuzuru Nishimiya suddenly spoke:

"Ah, they're out!"

The two boys I saw in the park last time walked out of the school gate side by side. They greeted their friends and then headed towards the path.

At the same time, Nishimiya Yuzuru picked up the bag of leftovers, clearly intending to grit his teeth and continue with the flawed plan.

Hikigaya felt that if this guy was allowed to continue his nonsense, something bad would happen sooner or later, and he had no way to persuade Nishimiya Yuzuru to give up revenge in a short time.

Therefore, it is the best choice for him to take over from now on.

175. Which channel of Kamen Rider did you watch?

"Yuzuru..."

"Don't call me by my name!"

Nishimiya Yuzuru retorted fiercely, and glared at him as well.

She's not cute at all.

However, Hachiman simply ignored the other party's anger and said directly:

“I understand how you feel, but I still hope you can rethink this matter.”

"Tch, a coward like you wouldn't understand me!" Perhaps mistaking Hikigaya's words for an attempt to escape, Nishimiya Yuzuru scoffed disdainfully, "If you have any concerns, then stay here!"

With a cool and assertive remark, Nishimiya Yuzuru walked towards the door.

just.

The moment she confidently stepped out of the room, the bag in her hand was suddenly snatched away.

Hachiman, what are you doing?

"It seems there are still many things that need to be adjusted in your plan."

Hachiman waved the plastic bag in his hand and sniffed inside. To his surprise, a strong smell of decay wafted out.

Hey, getting splashed with this is no joke, it will definitely leave you with psychological trauma!

"Give it back to me!"

Now that things have come to this, Yuzuru Nishimiya will not give up his plan no matter what.

“No, this kind of thing is still too dangerous for you.” Hachiman shook his head, opened the plastic bag containing the soup and poured it into a garbage bag next to him. “Besides, I think you’ve probably misunderstood me.”

"Hikigaya—!"

Nishimiya Yuzuru almost gritted her teeth. The courage she had finally mustered had been trampled on, and feelings of anger and grievance began to surge in her chest.

She now thinks Hachiman is the most annoying guy in the world.

however.

His next words made Nishimiya Shoko's eyes widen slightly.

"I'll have them come over and apologize to you later, so don't do anything dangerous like that again." Hachiman clapped his hands and took a camera out of his backpack. "Also, from now on, you stay here obediently and don't come out without my instructions, understand?"

"Ha, why should I listen to you?"

"Do not talk nonsense."

The sudden assertive attitude made Nishimiya Yuzuru immediately retract her rebuttal.

Hachiman walked out of the room and set up the camera on a bench, using his backpack as a cover.

After doing all that, he walked straight toward the two boys.

"Hey, did you watch Kamen Rider this morning?"

"Don't say anything more. I didn't do well on the test this time, and my dad said I'm not allowed to watch TV at night."

"It's so miserable——!"

The two seemed to be discussing tokusatsu dramas. Hachiman once thought that people who liked Kamen Rider were all good kids, but now it seems that this theory needs to be readjusted.

To be honest, Hachiman had no intention of getting involved in the conflicts between kids. Usually, conflicts between kids would end up with both sides crying, which only caused annoyance and brought no benefit whatsoever.

If he had to act as a peacemaker, he would like to be the mediator between Nebula M78 and Earth, so that he would have a legitimate reason to become Ultraman's human form.

Don't underestimate the human form; it's something Hachiman has wanted to do since he was a child, second only to his dream of becoming a stay-at-home husband.

Okay, we've gotten off-topic...

Hachiman quickened his pace and glanced back. He saw the camera lens pointing at him, but due to the angle, it might not be able to record all the scenes that were about to happen.

but.

This doesn't hinder his plan; in fact, it doesn't matter even if nothing is filmed in the video.

At this moment, Hachiman had already come up behind the two of them, and could grab them with just a slight reach.

"I said..."

"what?"

Upon hearing the familiar voice, the two suddenly stopped and immediately became alert after seeing Hachiman's appearance clearly.

"What's wrong? It's you again!"

Hachiman took a deep breath and said coldly:

“The matter from last time is not over yet, and I need you to apologize to my friend.”

Regardless, whenever he mentions the word "friends," I always subconsciously feel a bit of resistance. Ah, it must be because of that, mother tongue shame or something.

Hikigaya continued, attributing the cause to all sorts of random things:

“Both of them were very sad after they went back, because of you, one of them was even almost driven to the point of running away from home.”

"What a joke! We are the victims. How dare those two monsters say such things?"

The boy named Nomi retorted angrily.

"Is that so? But they told me that you were the ones who spoke ill of others... Also, I hope you can tell your classmates that Nishimiya is not a monster."

"She's a monster. We asked her properly this time, and no one in the class that monster was in liked her. Everyone thought she was a nuisance!"

For some reason, Hikigaya's heart suddenly ached, and the image of Nishimiya Shoko, who was very timid but wanted to make friends like an ordinary person, suddenly appeared in his mind.

"Heh, guys like you talking about respecting others is hilarious."

"what are you saying?"

Hikigaya's words successfully enraged the two men.

"I'm telling the truth, aren't I? You guys even like Kamen Rider. What kind of hero would secretly talk bad about others behind their backs? Not only that, you're also planning to bully others."

"I..."

When someone uses his favorite image to attack him, Nomi suddenly loses the courage to refute. Fortunately, the other boy is unaffected; he simply clenches his fist.

"Stop wasting your breath on him. We let him go last time, but he's back to cause trouble this time. Annoying guys like him just need a good beating."

"Yes, Kamen Rider does the same thing."

Damn it, what kind of pirated Kamen Rider did you guys watch?!

The two men, one on each side, surrounded him with grim faces. Despite facing two children slightly smaller than himself, Hachiman did not back down.

"Nomi, grab him first!"

"it is good!"

Hachiman saw someone circle around behind him and then suddenly pounce on him. He put up a token resistance, but was eventually grabbed by the other person.

"Xiaoshan, I did it!"

"Good job!"

Hachiman thought the other party would make a direct move, but to his surprise, the boy named Koyama took the opportunity to dig in the mud next to him, but it seemed that he made no progress for a long time because the soil was too hard.

"Idiot, can't you dig from the softer soil?"

Nomi muttered a curse under his breath, feeling extremely embarrassed by his companion's pig-nose-like behavior.

"Ah, indeed."

After responding, another boy started digging in the soft soil, and in no time he had collected a handful of mud.

To make the mud more offensive, the boy came up with a brilliant idea: he took off his pants and poured some water on them.

In an instant, the lump of mud became incredibly wet.

176 Tell me, who bullied you?

"Quick, Xiaoshan, I can't hold on much longer, this guy is incredibly strong!"

Nomi's hands trembled, and his face was almost red, but the problem was that Hikigaya didn't exert any effort at all. The whole time, this guy was just fighting with his own hands, wasting his energy.

He mentally grumbled to himself, then looked towards the school gate. The teacher on guard duty there adjusted his glasses, seemingly having noticed the three of them.

Called by his friend, Xiaoshan staggered back, his expression complicated as he carefully cradled the handful of soil.

"Hold on a little longer... By the way, Nomi, where should I throw it?"

Upon hearing this question, Nomi was nearly driven mad with anger.

"You idiot, why don't you just throw it anywhere?"

Even if you say that, I have absolutely no idea!

It took the two idiots more than ten seconds to finally determine the direction of their attack. However, by then, the teacher had already walked over and was only a dozen meters away from the three of them.