What kind of chat group is this?!

Xiao Meiyan: (OO)

She nodded blankly, not caring why the other person was disappointed.

Her brain needed to first understand why one slap forced her to calm down and made her feel pain in her cheek, while another slap had a therapeutic effect.

What kind of power is this?!

"Um, about Lin Mo-onii-chan and Madoka's relationship."

How should I describe my relationship with Xiaoyuan?

Lin Mo walked towards Homura Akemi, each step he took felt like stepping on Homura Akemi's heart.

"That's a good way to put it. The past is nothing to worry about, life and death are always together. This description should be sufficient."

To be honest, Homura Akemi didn't understand what it meant. Even if she kept reincarnating in time, her knowledge would only be at the level of a Japanese junior high school student.

"Since you can walk through time, take a look at this little circle and see if it is still affected by time. No, it can no longer be simply about time. Even the law of causality and the rules of the universe can be easily crushed and insulted at will."

"?"

No, wait a minute? You mean Kaname En, not some nonsense, right?

Homura Akemi's feelings were very complicated.

"and you..."

"Oh dear, just as lolis have three good qualities, I also have three good qualities: I like to fight, I like to stir up trouble, and I like to seek pleasure."

As Lin Mo spoke, he conjured a portal and pulled Xiao Yuan into his arms: "Here, my little sister is. You, Homura-chan, are you going to surrender now?"

These startling words immediately made Akemi Yan tense up. Little did she know that Lin Mo was a reckless and unruly person, and she only thought that Lin Mo was going to make trouble for her.

"What...what are you doing!"

"Turn left three times, turn right three times, then squat down, or I'll strangle Madoka Kaname!"

Lin Mo pretended to exert force as he spoke.

Akemi Yan's eyebrows furrowed, and she gritted her teeth, but she had no choice but to obey Lin Mo's request, turning three times to the left and three times to the right.

At this moment, Kaname Madoka finally couldn't help but laugh. Akemi Homura belatedly realized that she had been tricked and immediately retorted, "You wicked adult!"

"Xiao Yan, you curse like you're being affectionate."

"I...you..."

Homura Akemi didn't know the subtle uses of the character "草" (grass) in relation to "高" (high) and "低" (low), otherwise she would have already used the C language.

"Alright, girls, let's get back to the main topic. I'm here to handle the relationships between Mami Tomoe, Sawa Miki, Kyoko Sakura, and you, the problem baby, and also the matter of Witch Night."

"Isn't she dead?"

"It's alive again, but it's still not fully awake."

As she spoke, Madoka placed the newly revived Mami Tomoe on the lawn not far away.

"Then let's deal with your interpersonal relationships first. Xiaoyuan, I'll leave the task of contacting them to you."

"learn."

While Xiaoyuan went to contact the other two, Lin quietly created a strange title and placed it on the head of the still unconscious Mami Tomoe.

This is a title that only extraordinary individuals can see. It is called "Zhiba - Head Died Twice". The effect of wearing it is that the hardness of the neck is increased by 100 times when attacked. Every time the head is lost, the number of the title increases by one, and a zero is added after the multiplier when the neck is attacked.

"That... a second time..."

"It's a preference."

Seeing Lin Mo spouting nonsense without batting an eye, Homura Akemi finally couldn't hold back any longer, "Isn't this persecution?!"

Meanwhile, Madoka quickly summoned Miki Sawa and Sakura Kyoko. Upon seeing Akemi Homura, Miki Sawa immediately entered the Spinosaurus Breathing Mode.

After all, Homura Akemi's claim that she wanted to help and save them was a complete lie from the very beginning.

No matter how Homura Akemi tries to hide her true feelings, her eyes don't lie.

That numb gaze, indifferent to everything in the world, made it impossible for Miki Sawa, who became a magical girl to help others, to trust Akemi Homura.

"Don't make a fuss, I'm here to mediate."

"No way, I would never—"

Before Miki could finish speaking, Lin Mo flicked his finger and sealed her mouth shut. Seeing Lin Mo suddenly make a move, Sakura Kyoko immediately rushed towards Lin Mo, only to be struck by Lin Mo's "Great Compassion, Great Mercy, Great Righteousness, and Great Awakening Palm," which reminded her of her father.

Slightly dazed, Sakura Kyoko vaguely saw her father and murmured, "Dad..."

After that slap, Homura Akemi somehow felt a sense of balance.

Madoka Kaname, on the other hand, kept her eyes down, pretending to be dozing off.

“I told you, I’m here to mediate. If you’ve calmed down, just nod and I’ll let you go.”

Miki Sawa and Sakura Kyoko nodded, and were then released by Lin Mo.

"Before you attempt your so-called mediation, I need to understand one thing: miracles don't come for free. What price will we have to pay if you do this?"

"What's the price?" Lin Mo asked. "You're penniless, what could I possibly want from you?"

Believe it or not, Sakura Kyoko was an orphan, and her father was a priest who had been dismissed from his post. It's just a pity that this priest was a kind old man, and since he can't be brought back to life, he should be dragged out and beaten up.

"Don't look at the relationship between me and Xiaoyuan with such dirty thoughts. Our relationship is sacred and cannot be defiled."

Lin Mo spoke seriously and firmly, his aura even becoming stronger, causing Xingzi to involuntarily take a half step back.

Madoka Kaname, standing to the side, had a subtle expression. It was unclear who was pointing and commenting on the poor magical girl Louis XVI's black stockings while Mami was the only one left.

"In short, you are all magical girls, your fates are intertwined, you share weal and woe, you will rise and fall, live and die. It is acceptable to quarrel, but you must never draw your swords against each other. If you violate this rule, I will beat you up."

Just as Miki Sawa was about to say something, Tomoe Mami woke up, and the title "Tomoe, the Second Time Died" above her head caught the attention of Sawa and Kyoko.

Chapter 79 New Group Members. An Abstract Family

Seeing Lin Mo's domineering manner, Homura Akemi, Sora Ayame, and Kyoko Sakura had no choice but to agree. Lin Mo immediately beamed with joy: "That's right, then it's the other things."

At this moment, Mami Tomoe was touching her head.

Seeing this, Homura Akemi's expression also turned serious: "Is it Witch's Night?"

After all, she saw three troublesome things: the incubator civilization, Witch Night, and rescuing Madoka.

"That's not it. After you reversed time multiple times, Madoka's causal energy alone was enough for her to kill Witch Night in one move and then reshape the rules of the universe," Lin Mo said. "Not to mention that Madoka doesn't need to merge with the Dao to do such a thing now. Witch Night is just a matter of Madoka slapping her."

Kaname Madoka nodded and took over the conversation: "I signed the End of the Cycle for the Incubator Civilization. They will experience a period of high development in their civilization over the next fifty years, and then be completely wiped out. In other words, everyone just needs to work hard for another fifty years. I also know how much Homura has sacrificed for me. Homura, you don't need to work hard anymore from today, okay? If you want to protect me, stay by my side."

Upon hearing Madoka Kaname's remarks, Lin Mo couldn't help but ask a question: How could there be a magical girl who lives for fifty years?

Then, Kaname Madoka asked again, "Brother Mo, is there anything else that's causing trouble?"

"I want to be blond."

"Huh?" This question arose from Qi's suspicion.

Isn't the so-called "yellow-haired guy" just a bad guy who sleeps with other people's wives, monopolizes other people's girlfriends, and steals other people's things?

That's it.

Lin Mo swung his hand and slapped four times.

The contracts that Homura, Asami, Sawa, and Kyoko signed with Kyubey instantly became contracts with Madoka.

"It's really too much to exchange hope for despair," Lin Mo said. "So, Xiao Yuan, let's restrain the army for the sake of these innocent girls."

“Huh?”*5

Why is it that all military forces in the country are suddenly suspended?

But at that moment, a new commotion came from the chat group, so Xiaoyuan and Lin Mo temporarily ignored the four people next to them.

In the chat group

[New members: Professional Fox Raiser, Evil Magia, and Nightmare Elf have joined the group chat]

The chat group has been updated.

[This update discovered a bug in the chat group shop's lottery system: low drop rates and high pity pull requirements. The next version is expected to fix this. The pity pull will now be guaranteed after 100 pulls. The prize pool will be updated to low, medium, and high tiers, with the corresponding point costs being 1 Qili, 1 Pucci, and 1 Otto respectively.]

[This update adds a resume of group members and a module displaying their general life trajectory. Customer service representative Ms. Toyokawa Shoko has been dismissed for dereliction of duty.]

Group members don't need to introduce themselves; they can simply click on the panel to learn more about each other's lives.

This update adds a module that integrates all abilities into one, preventing the disorganization and difficulty in utilizing the diverse and powerful abilities of group members.

[Worldline Destroyer]: Xiangzi got fired, hahaha.

[Professional Fox Breeder]: Huh? What is this?

[Mageya's Evil]: This is...

【Nightmare Elf】: Interesting.

The professional fox breeder is Kushina Uzumaki from "Naruto", the evil Magia is Tina Hiiragi from "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha", and the nightmare spirit is Kurumi Tokisaki from "Date A Live".

[AAA Rin's Gemstone Wholesale]: Welcome newcomers to the Abstract Family. Up, Xiangzi, perform your talents.

【Take Your Mom Away】: When did it change its name to Abstract Family? Anyway, welcome to the newcomers.

【Not in Prison 0721】: Welcome newcomer.

【Take Your Mom Away】: I've discovered the pattern for finding people in group chats.

[AAA Rin's Gemstone Wholesale]: Let me explain in detail, but why isn't Mei saying anything?

[Take your mother away]: It's either because of a broken family, a personality flaw, or something abstract.

However, even those with broken families will gradually transform into those with intact families but flawed personalities after joining the group. The most typical example is myself and Xiaoyuan.

One can kidnap someone's mother without batting an eye, while the other can casually talk about fifty years of dreamlike fantasy, making someone feel like a magical girl for fifty years.

The reason all of this is abstract is Lin Mo! This guy who's naturally abstract.

[Worldline Destroyer]: Mei... she ate a lot of laxatives in a small amount of food and hasn't recovered yet, not to mention I launched the entire solar system out and started the wandering solar system plan. She must be in a complete mess right now.

[Yuan Shen Activation]: What about me?

[Take away your mother]: Just say that your original destiny was either to die or to say goodbye to your family forever, or to be forgotten by your family, or that there was something wrong with your family.

[Worldline Destroyer]: Since we can see what our original future looks like anyway, why don't we all tell each other what point in time we are in now?

[Professional Fox Breeder]: That's how it is. My whole family died, and I just arrived in Konoha not long ago.

【Nightmare Elf】: Just regained its memories.

【Magea's Evil】: I was tricked into becoming an evil female cadre just minutes after joining the group, and I was just beaten up by my beloved magical girls, sob sob sob.

In reality, it was Tina Hiiragi who used her little leather whip to lash the buttocks of her magical girls classmates until they were bright red.

[Magea's Evil]: Um, just wondering, do you have a lot of magical girls around? Can you take me with you when we fight Witch's Night? (Madoka Kaname activated)

[Yuan Shen Activation]: Great! Thank you for your help.

[AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang]: When are you coming home, Desuwa! Worldline Destroyer

[AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang]: It seems like something huge has happened in our world! Senior Xian Juanxin asked me to take you to meet her, and she talked about some kind of dazzling energy, saying that a girl band can achieve a glamorous transformation based on their music...

[Worldline Destroyer]: Is that so? I'm going back right away.

Woohoo! Blessed! ! !

Tina Hiiragi blushed and began to twist her body.

She had just finished reading about the life stories and abilities of the group members. This group was simply a gathering place for her like-minded people. There were magical girls (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) and pure-hearted people like magical girls (Misaka Mikoto), abstract people (Rin, Shoko, and Huijie), gentle people who could tolerate everything (Mei), and people with Ziwei (Jolyne developed a masturbation addiction because she couldn't release her stress).

There's also someone else who, like himself, can create monsters (Lin Mo).

That's fantastic, absolutely fantastic.

This is definitely my happy hometown.

What an amazing thing called Enormitar (****) is just awful.

Kushina Uzumaki, who had just arrived in Konoha and didn't yet feel a sense of belonging, was captivated by her friends' repeated calls of "family."

Only Kurumi Tokisaki remained silent, seemingly lost in thought.

outside the chat group

Seeing that Xiaoyuan and Lin Mo had suddenly quieted down, Akemi Homura subconsciously became on high alert.