What kind of chat group is this?!

It was like an invisible brand, wrapped around the girl's body.

He couldn't be happy anymore; this was the mark left by Lin Mo, the highly regarded [Envoy of Pleasure] who accompanied Aha, the Lord of Pleasure.

This means she is the one being protected by the envoy.

What that envoy enjoys is the pleasure of life. If he or someone under his protection were to be embarrassed, he might just give birth to something in public.

You should know that what Lin Mo did before in several systems was to make that Lord of Pleasure make an embarrassing "Oh ho ho ho" sound on the TV in the tavern.

A bead of cold sweat almost trickled down the waiter's forehead, but the next second, the deceased felt immense joy.

A more insane, more "pleasant" thought flooded his mind like a gushing spring.

Why did he remind his colleagues who were waiting to see what would happen?

If he were to help temporarily conceal the lady's scent, wouldn't the other unsuspecting fools continue their "fun" pranks?

Whether I'll get a good scolding from my colleagues after I recover is something I shouldn't be thinking about right now.

Artoria had no idea what the waiter was thinking. She thought about it and realized that if she only ate and didn't drink, it would be quite difficult to swallow.

"Su...uh...that most lethal sparkling water."

"Sulda, is that right?"

The waiter bowed slightly: "A 20-minute signature Big Mac and a free refill of Sorida, please prepare them for you shortly."

He deliberately slowed his pace, using the corner of his eye like a precise director to scan every corner of the tavern.

Sure enough, after he turned and left, the Fool approached Artoria.

"Oh, esteemed lady, would you like the tavern's greatest clown to perform an overflowingly entertaining show for you?"

A clown with exaggerated makeup and a mask rides a unicycle, carrying a tray with colorful sparkling drinks on it.

In this merrily tavern, these sparkling drinks are not proper beverages, but rather tricks used by fools to play pranks.

Artoria stared intently at the chef preparing the food, completely ignoring what the clown was saying beside her.

The clown wasn't annoyed by being ignored; instead, he pretended to stumble and splashed the colorful sparkling drink in his hand at Artoria.

To everyone else, it was just an unintentional mistake by the clown.

The expression beneath the clown mask gradually brightened; once the sparkling water was splashed on her, the liquid should turn into a sticky, gel-like substance the moment it touched her.

However, Artoria simply dodged it by slightly turning her body, and she also used all the sparkling water that flew out of the cup to her advantage.

With a serious expression, she handed the colorful sparkling water to the other person and said, "Be careful, clumsy people aren't qualified actors."

She didn't even glance at the fool, her gaze still intently following the waiter's retreating figure as he headed towards the kitchen, as if to confirm whether her twenty hamburgers had begun.

The Fool, having made a mistake, paused for a moment, then sheepishly retreated from the stage amidst the suppressed laughter of his companions.

Then the next Fool appeared.

"Beautiful lady, you seem to be all alone and quite bored while waiting for your food. Would my chef like to play a game with you?"

He winked and said, "Guess the numbers. If I win, you have to meow a few times. If I lose, I'll buy you a drink."

"Do not."

She refused decisively, without any explanation or the slightest hint of anger or offense, as if rejecting an insignificant breeze.

Then, she turned her head back to the kitchen, as if she could see through the wall to the progress of the hamburger making.

The hungry dragon within is roaring.

"Don't be so heartless!"

The somewhat frivolous Fool continued talking incessantly, even adjusting his position to block Artoria's view of the kitchen.

Artoria frowned: "You'd better get out of my sight."

She didn't understand why these masked guys kept bothering her while she ate, like leeches, but she was genuinely annoyed.

The somewhat frivolous fool made a fool of himself, and the sneers of those around him grew even louder.

But there is no doubt that the atmosphere in the tavern began to become somewhat subtle, and the initial lighthearted expectation of "teasing the innocent little girl" began to shift to "who can tease her?"

Artoria had realized that the people around her were fooling her.

She was already calling for Lin Mo, hoping that these people could survive in Lin Mo's hands.

Chapter 101 Camel ( ) Haji Xiangzi, a dignified serial!

When Lin Mo received the message from Artoria, Tohka had just finished telling him about being bullied at the "restaurant".

Miao Meng had just added him as a friend, and after only a few brief chats, he agreed to help Miao Meng become famous.

"That's it"

Lin Mo pondered for a moment and then opened the chat group.

In the chat group

[Worldline Destroyer]: Family! Family! I have made a decision that goes against the will of our ancestors.

[AAA Rin's Gemstone Wholesale]: ?

[Not a chuunibyou cook]: ?

【What did the safety shorts do to you?】: I have a bad feeling.

[Yuan Shen activated]: Tsk.

[Take your mother away]: Don't break the law.

[Mageya Evil]: Do you need my help?

[Worldline Destroyer]: Just bring Mutina.

[AAA Customer Service Xiao Xiang]: Lin Mo, would you mind if I did something for you here?

[Worldline Destroyer]: I don't care.

outside the chat group

Lin Mo took out his phone and posted a new message on his blog account.

[Resurrect Your Mackerel 1: Renowned emotional action film director Lin Mo will present a brand new film about the joys of life. Stay tuned!]

[Uncle Cold Legs replies to "Resurrect Your Horse" 1: Family, can you first explain to me what your "moving galaxy" is?]

[Silver Wolf replies to "Resurrect You Ma Kou 1": Are there any cat videos? I'm asking for Eriol.]

[Potio replies to "Resurrect your horse, type 1": "My darling, can typing 1 revive someone else?"]

Lin Mo glanced at it twice and then stopped looking, preparing to take the arriving Tina Hiiragi to the ends of the world.

Soon, Lin Mo received a private message.

[Rick: Please stop making bad movies and things that can't pass censorship.]

[Lin Mo: Don't worry, this time it's perfectly normal. Want some precious Nanook pregnancy records?]

[Rick: Send it now, I'd give anything, even my life!]

[Lin Mo: True Colors]

After sending Nanuk's pregnancy record, Lin Mo patted Wu Tina's shoulder and said gently, "Honey, you know what? People have many facets, so don't be scared by me later."

Hiiragi Tina nodded, seemingly understanding.

Lin Mo kicked open the door to the end of the world, grabbed the chin of the nearest masked fool, pried open his jaw, spat a mouthful of phlegm into the mouth, and then smashed a table by pressing the man's head down.

The masked fool lay motionless on the ground, and then Lin Mo threw him away like trash.

“You little bastards, I’m here to fuck you useless stray dog ​​bitches to death. If one person is guilty, the whole family will be implicated.”

Lin Mo said arrogantly, "You son of a bitch, you've bullied two of us in a row."

"Don't be so arrogant!"

A large number of fools shouted that they were about to attack Lin Mo, but Lin Mo simply blew a breath, and all their clothes exploded, leaving them naked as they were swept away by the breath.

Then Lin Mo started the live stream.

With a burning gaze, Hiiragi Tina took out a leather whip and lashed it at the surrounding vines. The vines instantly grew into thick, muscular monsters, binding the naked people who had been blown about by the wind.

"I'm telling you, go into any hole you find."

Hiiragi Tina nodded, excitedly letting the monsters toy with the people Lin Mo had just blasted.

Logically speaking, she wouldn't be excited if she weren't a magical girl.

But the thought of him practicing here and then going back to use it skillfully on those magical girls made her excited and she couldn't help but raise her flag.

"Filming has already started. Let those vines move more freely. Don't worry about killing them; I've given them an immortal blessing."

"Uh-huh!"

"Then carefully feel this power flowing from me to you, so that the monsters you create can ignore reproductive barriers and force pregnancy."

As Lin Mo spoke, he took out another small bottle, "Each drop in this can form a giant slime, which is also an essential item for training magical girls."

Afterwards, Lin Mo introduced his collection to Tina Hiiragi as if it were his own treasure, including Wu's electric eel, large yellow eel in the waves, and carrots that made ghosts howl, among other random things.

In such a chaotic environment, Artoria, sitting peacefully in the center of the tavern eating a hamburger, seemed somewhat out of place.

Tina Hiiragi was thrilled. She tried throwing out slime and a drug that increased sensitivity.

"These are all classic Japanese Western fantasy elements!"

Hiiragi Tina was absolutely enamored with these things; they were truly kindred spirits, like Bo Ya and Zi Qi, finding a soulmate amidst the flowing water and towering mountains.

She immediately asked, "When are you going to come and train magical girls with me? My organization is in dire need of a talent like you, Lin Mo."

"This has already been done."

Wha…what?

Hiiragi Tina was struck dumb. This guy actually managed to train Madoka? She was so envious.

"Damn it, I also want to teach Madoka a lesson!"

"Huh? Why would I train my little Yuan sister?"

"Then who did you train?"

Lin Mo silently looked at Hiiragi Tina, who stared blankly at Lin Mo, her expression one of belated horror and embarrassment.

"Am I a magical girl?"

"Damn it, you're not pure enough at all!" Lin Mo grabbed Hiiragi Tina's two little horns and shook her: "She's a girl, she knows magic, she can transform, so how can she not be a magical girl?"

"By the way, Xiangzi can also transform into a magical girl."

"Was I hypnotized? I had no idea this was happening!"

So Hiiragi Tina and Lin Mo spent the entire afternoon discussing how to discipline Toyokawa Shoko.

On the other side, after struggling to no avail, Toyokawa Shoko, who had been arrested by her teammates, chose to give up temporarily.

Just then, a member of the Iris family approached Toyokawa Shoko and invited her to debut as an actress, with her first role being the lead.

Yutenji Wakana saw this as an opportunity to hone her stage performance skills, so Toyokawa Shoko and the entire AveMujica team accepted the invitation.

At Pinocchio, Xiangzi didn't need to worry about any pitfalls, since the biggest pitfall was Lin Mo, and his biggest reliance was also Lin Mo.

"May I ask what kind of story this is?"

"This story... is about a person who lost his home and struggled at the bottom of society."

"The lower classes... truly suffer."

Xiangzi felt deeply moved when he thought about how he was scolded as a customer service representative and when he was yelled at as a newspaper deliveryman.

She then asked, "Why did you come to us?"

“It’s like this, Miss Xiangzi,” a member of the Iris family explained, “One of the investors in this play is Mr. Lin Mo. He said that the name of the main character in this play is the same as the name of his most beloved family member, so he hopes that you can give it a try.”

That's what they say, but the script was actually a heavily modified version of "Camel Xiangzi" by Lin Mo, titled "Haji Xiangzi".

Of course, the script couldn't possibly be titled "Camel Xiangzi" or "Haji Xiangzi," otherwise Toyokawa Xiangzi would have seen through it immediately.

The name will only be changed to Haji Xiangzi when the film is actually released.

“My sisters need roles too.”