What kind of chat group is this?!

Even Kushina Uzumaki, an orphan, was brought back unexpectedly by Konoha's reinforcements.

Upon arriving at the Senju clan's residence, Kushina Uzumaki went to Mito Uzumaki to explain the situation.

The chat group took a short break.

Chen Huijie couldn't help but say, "I wish you could stay that serious attitude forever."

"I wish he could stay with his long, flowing hair forever." Tokisaki Kurumi crossed her arms. "You guys probably haven't seen him like that... that flowing long hair, even I'm captivated by it."

"?"

Why have they started torturing me?

Tina Hiiragi couldn't understand. She felt that Lin Mo's abstract and eccentric appearance was quite good, so she asked, "Why?"

Raiden Mei also strongly agreed with Chen Huijie's idea; the seriousness Lin Mo showed just now was exponentially greater than the previous Lin Mo.

Mei explained, "It's hard to imagine that someone who, in my mind, is only good at making a fool of themselves and doing lowbrow, abstract things, would have a serious and earnest side."

"At that time, you feel very reliable."

Misaka Mikoto was silent for a moment: "At that time, Mo-ge felt like a human being."

"So it's not just me who thinks this way? After spending so much time with Lin Mo, I feel like I'm not a normal person anymore."

While everyone was torturing Lin Mo, Xiangzi decided to take this opportunity to shed the label of a superhuman.

"?"

The room fell silent, and everyone looked at Xiangzi.

After a long pause, Xu Lun asked Xiangzi, "Is there a huge misunderstanding about your own self-perception?"

"No...no, right?"

The three most abnormal members of the group are Lin Mo, Toyokawa Shoko, and Hiiragi Tina. How did she have the courage to say that she was abnormal because she spent too much time with Lin Mo?

"The most valuable thing about a person is self-awareness. No matter how you look at it, you are not related to the word 'normal'."

Raiden Mei frowned, feeling like she'd forgotten something. (What she'd forgotten was W, whom Mei had brought to Pinocchio.)

"Speaking of which, have I forgotten someone?"

"Probably not?" Misaka Mikoto thought for a moment. "Let's continue our discussion about Mo-ge."

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo stood up and said, "You guys keep chatting, I'll go wander around."

I can't stay here any longer, not even for a second.

The first thing to do when you arrive in Konoha is to check out the must-see spots. Whether it's Ichiraku Ramen, Yamanaka Flower Shop, or even the Hokage Building and the cemetery, these are all places worth visiting.

Speaking of cemeteries...

Lin Mo's hands were itching to get started.

Ever since I spoke in that ridiculous group chat, I haven't done any tomb raiding in a long time.

Who should we dig out first to try something new...?

Hey! I have a plan!

If one's own thoughts and actions are lacking, why not just find two brilliant minds?

Go, go, go!

Chapter 104 The Unforgettable Story of Uchiha Tobirama and Senju Izuna

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Chapter 105: Let's capture a few female spies first (just kidding).

"Sometimes I really want to throw the two of you into a room where you can't leave without having sex."

Lin Mo's outrageous words silenced Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha, who were still bickering.

"Then I'd rather die in there."

Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama spoke exactly the same words.

"It is now the 33rd year of Konoha, and there are still about four years until the outbreak of the Shinobi World War."

"It turns out I've only been dead for a little over ten years, and the monkeys have taken good care of the village, making it look quite decent."

"I didn't expect you to die so late."

"Evil Uchiha, are you here to cause trouble?"

"You treacherous Thousand Hands, come and fight if you want!"

The two started arguing after just a few words. Lin Mo sighed, and the two fell silent instantly.

"Yes, you resurrected us so we could play together."

Uchiha Izuna looked around: "But it must be quite boring to be with this treacherous and evil Senju, right? I'll take you to the Uchiha clan's territory and tell you, we Uchiha are all handsome men and beautiful women, and there are very few of us who are of mixed appearances."

"My Senju clan... never mind."

Tobirama Senju instinctively wanted to argue, but he quickly realized something—the Senju clan had been completely wiped out.

By now, it's estimated that only himself, his granddaughter, and his grandson can be considered as a representative of the family.

Lin Mo slightly raised his hand to signal both sides to calm down. He said, "Speaking of which, that guy Uchiha Madara is still alive and is still in the shadows preparing to destroy the entire world. Why don't we go punch the ninja world's retirement home?"

"No one loves peace more than my brother."

Uchiha Izuna subconsciously felt it was impossible, but then she thought of Lin Mo's personality of doing whatever he said, and began to doubt herself. Could it be that her brother really wanted to destroy the world?

"As expected of Madara Uchiha, the born evil Uchiha..."

"What did you say about my brother?! You treacherous Tobirama Senju!"

Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna were about to start arguing again, so Lin Mo chose to simply shut them up.

"What era are we living in? Why are you still thinking about your damn clan? If things had developed normally, in a few decades, your Uchiha and Senju clans would basically be extinct, with only one heir left. What are you arguing about?"

Compared to Tobirama Senju's calm demeanor, Izuna Uchiha was much more agitated. Because his mouth was sealed and he couldn't speak, he gestured wildly with his hands, seemingly asking if Tobirama Senju had done it.

Seeing Uchiha Izuna gesturing wildly, Senju Tobirama's lips curled into a slight smile.

Soon, Uchiha Izuna quieted down.

He and Tobirama Senju were much more intelligent than Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, and he began to analyze rationally.

Given that the Senju and Uchiha clans joined forces to establish the village, even if Tobirama Senju disliked the Uchiha clan, he would never have committed the act of massacring the entire clan.

This would greatly weaken the village's power.

Moreover, without this man in front of him, neither he nor Tobirama Senju could have been resurrected, meaning the problem lies with the successor.

Seeing that the two had quieted down, Lin Mo removed the seal from their mouths.

Tobirama Senju then spoke, "After you died, my elder brother and Madara made a pact and jointly established Konoha Village."

"Because the eldest brother was skilled in Wood Release, his name was Konoha. Because Madara was skilled in Fire Release, the leader was called Hokage. However, Uchiha Madara betrayed the village because he was not destined to become the second Hokage, and in the end, he attacked the village with the Nine-Tails."

At least that's Tobirama Senju's perspective.

"As expected."

Uchiha Izuna was speechless for a moment. Although he was a brainless brother-complex, he knew very well what his older brother was like.

He always has a gloomy face and exudes an aura that keeps strangers at bay. Although he looks really handsome, he is really not qualified as a leader.

His cold expression made it seem like someone owed him millions, and he rarely smiled normally, except when facing that damned man, Hashirama Senju.

Or their laughter is terrifying.

"If only it were that simple." Lin Mo's words made Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha look at him. He continued, "The story begins with the time of the progenitor of chakra in your ninja world."

"Kaguya, the goddess of the rabbit, is a member of the Otsutsuki clan from outer space. They came to this planet with the initial goal of planting the Divine Tree, but she betrayed her partner and then had a sexual encounter with heaven and earth, giving birth to two children."

"His first name is Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo. His second name is Ōtsutsuki Hamura. Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo is the so-called Sage of Six Paths."

In order to resist the Otsutsuki high command, Kaguya Otsutsuki chose to activate the Infinite Tsukuyomi to create White Zetsu, but was stopped by her two sons.

Ultimately, Kaguya Ōtsutsuki was sealed away by her two sons, but before being sealed, she created Black Zetsu using her will and body, planning to use Black Zetsu to revive herself.

"The Sage of Six Paths had two children, one named Indra and the other Ashura. Under Black Zetsu's guidance, the two fought each other and never reconciled until their deaths."

And their descendants, needless to say, include the Uchiha, Uzumaki, and Senju clans. The chakra of Indra and Ashura has been continuously reincarnated; in their previous lives, they were Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha.

Lin Mo stopped speaking at this point.

Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama lowered their eyes and frowned: "So, the reason why our brother and that guy have always been on good terms is because of the chakra of Indra and Ashura, and even the reason why the Uchiha and Senju have always disliked each other is because of the Sage of Six Paths' two sons and that Black Zetsu..."

Lin Mo nodded: "The stone tablet in the Uchiha clan's territory was altered by Black Zetsu. After Madara Uchiha read the stone tablet, he chose to leave the village. At that moment, Black Zetsu appeared and said that he was the embodiment of Madara's will, and then your stupid brother believed it."

Uchiha Izuna was drenched in sweat.

"Basically, all the bad things in the ninja world can be blamed on these three people: Hagoromo Otsutsuki, Black Zetsu, and Danzo Shimura."

Lin Mo didn't intend to go into details, so he abruptly ended the conversation: "Alright, enough chit-chat, you two come with me to do some work in this ninja world."

“I have a proposal.”

Uchiha Izuna looked at Senju Tobirama and said, "Let's force Senju Tobirama to have a child. It just so happens that Lin Mo wants to create a room where you can't leave without doing AI. Senju Tobirama can also help solve the problem of the Senju clan being on the verge of extinction."

Tobirama Senju: "?"

what?

Lin Mo's eyes lit up: "Let's go, let's catch a few female spies first—"

Chapter 106 Shimura Danzo with Four Illusionary Dragons

Before Lin Mo could act, Tobirama Senju grabbed Lin Mo's wrist, his expression grave: "Please wait!"

"I don't think I should be the only one doing this. Let this guy do it too!"

Lin Mo was delighted upon hearing this and said yes.

"No problem, no problem, it's just a matter of two more bottles of Love Elixir."

"You insidious Thousand Hands!"

"Hmph, likewise, evil Uchiha."

Lin Mo grabbed the two people on the left and right and teleported them directly to the Hokage Building.

Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was peeping into the women's bathhouse with a crystal ball, was startled. He looked at Lin Mo, and then shuddered again when he saw the two people behind Lin Mo.

Humans have cracks in their bodies, and the incredibly youthful appearance of the Second Hokage before him made Hiruzen Sarutobi realize one thing: the Second Hokage had been resurrected.

The group of people who came back with Kushina were practically living ancestors.

"Hey, Third Hokage, look what I've resurrected. Oh, right, your teacher decided to get married and have kids after his resurrection. Catch more female spies, force-feed them drugs, and send them to his room."

Hiruzen Sarutobi: ?

Tobirama Senju quickly said, "Monkey, don't listen to his nonsense, one is enough."

"Tch... Tobirama Senju, you're naturally cunning, are you a kidney deficiency sufferer?"

Uchiha Izuna suddenly made a sarcastic remark, and Senju Tobirama immediately felt a surge of anger: "Then bring a few more. I request that this guy be turned into a woman and count that too."

The chakra of Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha surged forth, and the immense pressure caused Hiruzen Sarutobi to break out in a cold sweat.

Immediately afterwards, the secret service arrived at the scene.

Lin Mo stroked his chin. Since the scene was already so chaotic, he figured he might as well make it even more chaotic. So he stretched out his hand and pointed it out the window, as if waiting for something to fly over.

A hard, unseen artifact had appeared in his other hand.

Meanwhile, outside the Land of Fire, Uchiha Madara, hiding in a dark cave, was drawn towards Lin Mo by an irresistible force.

"The lowest of the low, the deadly move, Jia Ji's Eight Seals Technique!"

As soon as Lin Mo uttered the name of the technique, the entire Hokage's office fell silent.

The old and frail Uchiha Madara was able to accurately strike Lin Mo's hand with his own neck. Lin Mo retaliated by throwing the fake artifact in his hand away.

The fake artifact pierced through Madara Uchiha's skin, pinning him firmly to the ground and sealing away all his chakra.

Madara Uchiha swore that he had never felt such pain, not even when Hashirama Senju stabbed him directly in the back.

This mental pain became even more pronounced after he saw the resurrected Izuna and felt Izuna's chakra.

"Pull it out!"