Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness! (Author: Can't Show Off)

(Mujica opening + simulator + Tokyo crossover anime + funny and entertaining story + dark emperor)

[Happiness Master Simulator is now linked!]

In reality, he is Lin Yuanshan, a gentle and kind man with all the qualities of a wife.

In the simulator, he is a criminal emperor with astonishing wisdom, influenced by [Ram's Pocket Watch]!

Forced to travel to another world, Tokyo, his mission is to bring happiness to beautiful girls?

Looking at the target [Chihaya Aine]'s happiness value as low as -50 and her terrified eyes, Lin Yuanshan fell into deep thought.

"Need me to help you get rid of those people who make you unhappy? Buy one get one free!"

"Or, how about having the songwriter work exclusively for you?"

"Don't worry, the policeman in the trunk is just temporarily asleep..."

Faced with the girl's screams and police sirens, Lin Yuanshan could only shout: I'm really not a bad person! I just want you to be happy!

[Simulated score: 0]

[Comment: A creative way to die, but the blood splatter wasn't contained.]

In the cycle of being blown away by dump trucks, chased by patrol officers, and misunderstood by young girls, Lin Yuanshan shed tears befitting a "gentle wife."

For the happiness of Aine (and many more girls in the future), let's try our best to flirt with crime today!

Volume 1: AveMujica's Story (Godlike Value 10.0)

Chapter 1: The Legend of Shark Renmo in a Rainy Night Taxi!

[The Happiness Master Simulator is now activated...]

[Soul binding in progress...]

[Binding successful. Welcome to the Master of Happiness Simulator. Host: Lin Yuanshan]

This simulator will transport you to another world, Tokyo, where you can bring happiness to the girls.

[You need to raise the happiness level of the designated female protagonist to 100. After completing the objective, you will receive a generous reward.]

[Current simulation target: Chihaya Aine]

[Current Happiness Level of Chihaya Aine: -40 (Mild Depression)]

Please note that this emulator does not have a save function; dying in the emulator will restart the simulation.

[This emulator does not set a limit on the number of restarts in principle, so please feel free to use it.]

[New player gift pack has been sent, please check it.]

Lin Yuanshan, who was playing a visual novel, looked at the virtual interface that popped up on the screen, where a gift pack icon shining with golden light was floating.

He casually clicked on the icon.

[Congratulations, host, you have obtained the card: Ram's Pocket Watch (Legendary)]

An antique pocket watch icon appeared on the screen, next to a detailed card description:

[Card Cost: 1; Card Rarity: Legendary; Card Effect: When equipped, grants genius-level criminal abilities, but luck will be greatly reduced.]

The total cost of cards that can be equipped in each simulation cannot exceed 10.

Upon seeing this, Lin Yuanshan couldn't help but complain:

"Putting aside this outdated system setting, how exactly do you use criminal abilities to bring happiness to a young girl?!"

Before he could finish complaining, a strong sense of dizziness struck, and the surrounding scenery instantly distorted and deformed.

[Happiness Radar activated, locating your target]

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Tokyo, a rainy night.

During the rehearsal for "MyGo", Chihaya Aine smiled and said goodbye to her teammates.

I heard "Spring Shadow" again today, even though I wasn't the one performing it on stage.

Because it was a rainy day, Ai-yin managed to hail a taxi on her way home, which was quite rare.

This expensive item is not a common mode of transportation for ordinary high school students in Japan. If it weren't for this taxi "just happened" to pass by,

She'll probably choose to take the tram home in the rain.

Get in the car.

The manual transmission Toyota engine emitted a strange screech, like the mournful cry of a female knight trapped in a goblin's lair.

Without a doubt, the driver was an experienced veteran, but he didn't take good care of his car.

Cars on the road,

"The guest doesn't seem very happy?"

To Ai Yin's surprise, the taxi driver's voice was quite young.

No, that's all.

Ai Yin was about to use her usual "social acting" to get away with it when she suddenly realized that she was in a stranger's taxi.

There's no need, and besides, she's already very tired today.

"If you'd like, you can use me as a confessional."

The driver's voice was soft and slightly magnetic, and it sounded very pleasant, like that of some experienced psychologists.

For complete strangers who are unlikely to have any further interaction in the future...

Aine surprisingly wanted to try to confide in someone.

then,

"I... oh wait, I have a friend who plays in a band..."

At this point, Ai Yin subconsciously moved her guitar case to the side.

"Playing in a band, that's what youth is all about. I was in a band back then, but I was kicked out because I could only play C chords."

"That's it"

Upon hearing this, Ai Yin's face showed a tense expression.

[Simulator notification: The current simulated subject's happiness level has increased by 1.]

"Continue with your friend's story, I'd really like to hear it."

Aine nodded in agreement and began talking about everything from the formation of Mygo to today's performance rehearsal.

Lin Yuanshan listened to the stories of these extraordinary people in one go, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief in the driver's seat.

The current band suddenly arranged a memorial performance for the former band during their rehearsal.

There are also subtle maneuvers such as not replying to messages or writing songs for former bands before official performances.

"Um, it might be a bit rude to say this, but did those people really consider your friend as a partner?"

Although from Ai Yin's perspective, her teammates were all very gentle people, Lin Yuanshan felt something was off no matter how he listened.

"You can't say that. They're just commemorating the old band Ku Lai Xi Ku in their own way."

Moreover, Xiangzi's situation is indeed worrying.

[Simulator notification: Current simulated subject's happiness level -1]

Lin Yuanshan gripped the steering wheel with one hand, covered his face, and then said seriously:

"Um... just asking, do you need to hire a shark? I happen to know a guy who's really good at it."

"what?"

Aine was taken aback by this bizarre and unexpected turn of events.

"Seriously, the top-tier shark, one cut per person, guaranteed cure, leaving you with no enemies in this world."

And they're having a spring promotion right now, buy one get one free, and three get a 50% discount.

"Uh..."

Aine didn't know how to answer, but the driver's serious tone made her feel that he wasn't joking.

"Um... Master, should I just get off at the next intersection?"

However, Lin Yuanshan ignored her, locked the car door, and then increased the speed of the car.

At the same time, an untimely emergency announcement came from the Toyota's old radio:

"Dear citizens, a vicious carjacking occurred in our city tonight. The stolen vehicle was a green Toyota taxi with the license plate number [not provided]. Please be careful to identify the vehicle and call 110 immediately if you spot it!"

Chihaya Aine:

"!!!"

[The simulator indicates that Chihaya Aine's status has been updated; her current happiness level is -50 (panic)]

"Tsk, what a nuisance."

Lin Yuanshan turned off the radio and continued:

"The security situation in Tokyo hasn't been very good lately, don't you think, guest?"

Yes, yes, yes!

Ai Yin in the rearview mirror was already trembling violently.

"Don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person. I just want to ask you something, really."

Ai Yin answers immediately:

"I only have 3,000 yen in my wallet, my cell phone is an old model from last year, my guitar is old, there's really nothing of value in it!"

Ai-yin almost cried as she said those words, while tightly clutching her guitar case.

Lin Yuanshan glanced at her in the rearview mirror, a slight smile playing on his lips:

"I told you, I don't want your money. I just want to ask, if someone could help you solve the things that make you unhappy, would you feel happy?"

"W-What do you mean?" Ai-yin's voice trembled, and the sound of rain hitting the car window made the whole car feel even more oppressive.

"For example, make Xiangzi disappear completely, or let Deng write songs only for you, or make you the absolute core of the band."

Lin Yuanshan's tone was full of seduction.

Do you want these?

"I don't want that, I just want everyone to live happily!"

"Is this your wish? That you can be happy as long as everyone in the band is happy?"

Chihaya Aine nodded somewhat confusedly upon hearing this.

"Ultraman, you are... never mind, I must have scared you, right?"

Lin Yuanshan sighed, knowing that this was about the end of his survey.

So he stopped the car at the intersection, turned around to face Aine.

"Relax, I'm not a bad person. It's just that God saw how miserable you were and sent me down to earth to help you."

Chihaya Aine, I have received your wish.

Ai Yin ignored Lin Yuanshan's nonsense. She only felt that something in the trunk of the taxi hit the car body when she stopped.

"Excuse me for asking, Angel-san, what's in the trunk?"

"Oh, that's the troublesome patrolman. Don't worry, he's not dead."

Lin Yuanshan gave a wicked smile, then opened the car door and rushed into the rain.

"Don't worry, when I see Miss Aine next time, I will definitely make you happy!"