Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

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"Second sister!"

"Third sister!"

"Auntie!"

"Second aunt!"

"Third Aunt!"

"Auntie!"

After the sworn brotherhood ceremony was completed, Xingge sat in the main seat.

"Welcome to the Mountain Climbing Club, all three of you."

Having just finished kowtowing, Nina, Subaru, and Momoka sat down at the end of the table, still feeling dizzy.

Next, Xingge began to introduce the core theory of the Mountain Clan to the new members—the "Lin Yuanshan Mitosis Project".

Her explanations were insightful yet easy to understand, drawing on a wide range of sources, from cell biology to quantum entanglement. The depth of her theories and the rigor of her logic left even the three PhDs speechless and deeply impressed.

"So... Lin Yuanshan has this ability too!"

Tao Xiang said in a shocked voice.

Rencai also said regretfully:

"So what were we arguing about all this time?!"

昴：

"It's all your fault for being too concerned about gains and losses. Wouldn't it be better to just let things take their natural course?"

Rencai and Taoxiang: "..."

Xingge, seated at the head of the table, coughed softly, interrupting their self-reflection.

"So, do the three of you still have any objections to the organization's platform?"

"I have a question!"

Ren Cai raised her hand high.

"Please say."

"What if one of us becomes a bad guy who, even if he has more than he can use, is unwilling to share his extra Lin Yuanshan with the other sisters?"

Xingge nodded approvingly.

"That's a good question. I've also considered your concerns."

"Therefore, it is time to introduce the disciplinary committee member of this association—dokidoki 100,000 Volt Truth Talker."

As soon as she finished speaking, Chu Hua expressionlessly carried up a grotesque-looking machine (in reality, this machine had not yet been installed on the barbed-free or barbed-on-the-board vehicle).

"This thing can see through all pretense and discern your true intentions."

"Once this happens, I will be able to tell who is loyal and who is treacherous with a single glance."

Xingge's gaze swept over the three newcomers, her voice calm.

"Who among you comes first?"

"I come!"

Renna stepped forward without hesitation.

Xingge nodded and personally put the sensor bracelet on Rencai.

"The first question is, after obtaining Lin Yuanshan, are you willing to unconditionally donate him as the parent organism for your organization to undergo mitosis?"

"willing!"

Rencai answered immediately.

The indicator light on the lie detector remained steadily lit in green, showing no reaction whatsoever.

"The second question is, do you completely trust every sister in the Mountain Clan from the bottom of your heart?"

"trust!"

"Very good, you passed."

Xingge took off Rencai's bracelet.

Seeing that Nina was unharmed and looked completely at ease, Momoka and Subaru exchanged a glance, their confidence greatly boosted.

It turned out to be just a showpiece, meant to scare people.

"I'm coming too!"

Peach Blossom followed immediately.

"it is good."

Xingge smiled and put the bracelet on Taoxiang's wrist.

next second.

"Ughh ...

A blinding flash of lightning streaked across the sky, and Tao Xiang convulsed, foaming at the mouth, her hair standing on end.

Xingge looked at the readings on the instrument that had suddenly spiked, tilted her head, and looked completely bewildered.

"strangeness."

"I haven't even started asking any questions yet, how did you get shocked?"

Chapter 132: The much-anticipated daily life episode always includes an autumn camping trip!

[Combat Power Discussion] Neon Band Girls' Combat Power Ranking V3.0

Seeing the two lists above that are so heavily influenced by subjective opinions, I know it's time to step forward.

[Note that this is the most official list to date.]

No arguments will be accepted.

Now let's get to the main topic.

[The unit of measurement for combat power in this ranking is Meow Dreamer. Defeating one Meow Dreamer earns you 1 combat power.]

The combat strength of a normal adult male is 5.

First, there's Ms. ****, the monster from Shimokitazawa who loves to crush her opponents with sheer power.

[Ms. ****'s overall ranking is 0, but her combat power is limitless (no matter how many Meow Dream fans there are, they are all just easy prey in front of Ms. ****).]

[Then there's the black-tech doctor who developed CVA, the evil scientist An and Subaru who makes even aliens tremble.]

[The combat power of CVA Unit-01 can only be defeated when its limitations are removed.]

Its value speaks for itself.

[Anhe Subaru's overall ranking is 1, with a combat power of 30000.]

[Next up is the best user of the Divine Thunderbolt, the ruthless electric robot, Mitsuba Hatsuka.]

[Everyone's probably wondering, now that the version has been updated to this point, is Ms. Mitsuba still strong enough?]

This is something that many people are unaware of.

The fighting power of the girl band is like that of the Saint Seiya characters, emphasizing idealism.

Given Mikasa's ruthless and unscrupulous nature, it's uncertain who would emerge victorious if she truly faced off against An and Subaru.

Therefore, Triangle Chuhua ranks first overall, with a combat power of 29999.

[Now it's finally time for the much-anticipated Toyokawa Shoko.]

[The previous list ranked Xiangzi first, which just shows there are still too many Xiangzi fans.]

Even considering the Toyokawa family's dark past, Shoko can only be ranked this high.

Please don't imagine the Toyokawa family's darkness to be too great.

Such a massive conglomerate machine takes time to get running.

[By the time the mobilization period is over, those evil spirits above will probably have run over Tokyo three times already.]

Therefore, Xiangzi's overall strength can only reach this point.

[Toyokawa Shoko is ranked 3rd overall, with a combat power of 10000.]

[Then there's Ms. Mortis, whose ability to administer drugs is legendary!]

Her skill wasn't in developing anesthetics, but rather in her ability to administer them discreetly.

It's possible that, right now, as I type these words, I've already been completely paralyzed and lost all my previous memories.

This bizarre ability to trap people in an infinite Tsukuyomi is precisely Ms. Mortis's specialty!

Therefore, Mortis' overall ranking is 4th, with a combat power of 9000.

These five masters are what I refer to as the four legendary evil spirits.

If you encounter this while walking on the street, please keep your distance.

[Or, cover your head with your hands and expose your belly, adopting a harmless posture.]

There might be a one in ten thousand chance of survival.

This is the emperor's advice to everyone.

……

Lin Yuanshan finished editing the post with satisfaction.

As expected, the comments section has exploded.

Nagasaki Motoyo: [LOL, what kind of unofficial ranking is this!]

Hina: [Lin Yuanshan, are you still alive?]

Liang: [The band "End" didn't even make the list? That's too subjective!]

Lin Yuanshan scoffed at the doubts raised by these passersby and shut down his computer.

"Hatsune, to thank you for your advice, I can grant you one request."

He turned around and spoke to the girl who was eating sunflower seeds in the corner of the room.

"Of course, the premise is that it can't be too outrageous, like asking me to kill the monsters in Shimokitazawa or something."

Hatsune Miku pondered this seriously.

"As for my request... it's definitely not going to be that you come play basketball with me. The players on the streetball court will be scared away by you."

"Inviting someone to dinner seems a bit too ordinary..."

Her eyes lit up.

"By the way, this is a rare opportunity, why don't we go camping together!"

"Fall camping?"

This is a good choice for this season.

“That’s right, let’s go to Lake Suwa. There’s a fireworks display there.”

"Alright, let's pack up and set off."

Inside a Toyota Hiace.

Lin Yuanshan gripped the steering wheel, staring at the sea of heads in the rearview mirror, lost in thought.

"Hey, I'm telling you, this is supposed to be Hatsune Miku and my autumn camping trip, why are there so many people here all of a sudden?"

Ai Yin leaned over, looking quite self-righteous.

"Hatsune isn't the type to hog food; she invited us over!"