Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

"Hello everyone, my name is Lin Yuanhai. Please take care of me in the future."

Lin Yuanshan finished his self-introduction with a smile, anticipating Boqi's surprised look.

However, after scanning the classroom, there was no sign of the pink-haired, popular girl named Goto Ichiri.

Until get out of class ends.

"You mean Goto-san? She's absent today."

This was the answer Lin Yuanshan received from his class monitor.

Damn it, I miscalculated!

That woman definitely didn't skip class for no reason; she must be doing something amazing that makes her feel fulfilled!

For example, inviting friends to go to karaoke and singing popular hits for an entire afternoon.

For example, wearing bubble socks and a golden wig, they would use their skillful trilled "r" sounds to bully honest passersby on the street.

Or perhaps, it's a battle with a group of delinquent girls in the neighborhood for the position of "boss," turning into a real-life version of Crows Zero!

Goto Ichiri, what a terrifying woman.

Of course, Xiuhua High School is not like Suzuran High School, which only exists in movies and TV dramas.

This is a proper high school that prepares students for higher education.

Although the deviation value is not particularly high, students are still required to attend classes.

For the next week, Lin Yuanshan was like a hunter patiently waiting for its prey to appear.

Finally, on Wednesday, he met his prey—Goto Ichiri—who had to show up at school to clock in for attendance.

At the same time, at Xiuhua High School, a recruitment event was held for substitute music teachers.

“Our original music teacher is pregnant, so we need a substitute teacher who can teach for more than six months.”

"If you can accept this requirement, you can start work tomorrow."

The head of student affairs adjusted his glasses and looked at the blonde woman with a strong rock and roll vibe and a cowlick in front of him.

The blonde woman nodded.

"no problem."

At this point, she added:

"Don't I need to demonstrate any musical skills? Like playing the guitar with my teeth or something."

"In a normal music class, you shouldn't need such rock-and-roll techniques. You just need to know how to play the electric piano simply."

The head of the teaching department wiped away his sweat.

Upon hearing this, the blonde woman did not insist.

"I understand. I will be at school on time tomorrow."

"Then I'll leave it to you, Mr. Ijichi."

Boqi's monthly exam results were not very good.

If you're absent every day, it's no wonder your grades are bad.

However, Lin Yuanshan did not receive the notification that her happiness level had decreased by 1.

Lin Yuanshan's plan this time is to follow the path of "suppressing before praising" in a demonic way.

He wanted to first personally push Pochi's life to its lowest point, and then descend like a god to redeem her.

At that time, a few simple words like "A real man, a woman with big breasts" will easily bring her happiness level from negative to full, achieving twice the result with half the effort.

Since her exam results don't affect her...

So, her plan to switch the exam papers and get her zeros in every subject failed.

But it's okay, he still has a trump card!

Today is not only the day the monthly exam results are released, but also the day the school's physical examination results are distributed.

Each student received their medical examination report.

The tests are very simple, consisting of vision, weight, and blood tests.

But Boch's medical report was different from that of ordinary people.

"Huh? Intermittent aphasia?"

"In the daily life that follows, will you... be unable to speak intermittently?"

Pochi held the medical report and read it aloud in a low voice.

Seeing her "shocked" expression, Lin Yuanshan cast a pitying glance at her from his seat, while inwardly he was already laughing wildly.

Hahaha!

For a top-tier social butterfly like you, being unable to socialize smoothly is tantamount to having a terminal illness!

So struggle, in the abyss of pain!

Your fulfilling life is about to end!

However, the next second, Boqi timidly raised his hand to the homeroom teacher on the podium.

"T-Teacher...look at this, for the next English reading class, I...can I skip it?"

The homeroom teacher, who was also the English teacher, came down and affectionately patted Boqi's head.

"Poor child, is this what you're struggling with? From now on, you just need to pay attention in class."

So that explains why she always seems to stutter.

Goto Ichiri's happiness level +1

Goto Ichiri's current happiness level: -39

The compassionate expression on Lin Yuanshan's face froze.

???

What's happening here?

Could it be that... with unwavering determination and steadfast belief, coupled with an indomitable spirit, one forcefully overcomes the instinctive self-pity?

Watching Pochi, who looked like a pink slug and was so happy he rolled around in his seat,

Lin Yuanshan was filled with respect!

Goto Ichiri is a terrifyingly powerful individual with a dark will that rivals his own!

At this moment, what Poch was thinking:

Hehehe, I don't have to speak in public anymore, I'm so happy...

As for aphasia, what difference does it make to her, who almost never communicates with people offline, whether she has it or not?

No, it would be even better if we got it!

This will be the perfect excuse to refuse all social activities from now on!

Pochi decided to take the medical report home, frame it, and hang it above his bed.

Lin Yuanshan: A respectable opponent indeed! Then let me use my true skills to deal with you!

In the afternoon, Class 2 of Grade 1 held an election for executive committee members in preparation for the upcoming sports meet.

This committee is mainly responsible for a series of miscellaneous tasks such as banner production, cheerleading, and serving tea and water.

Committee members are usually students who did not register for any events in the sports meet.

Boqi, who was absent the previous two days, naturally did not register for any events.

In theory, her selection for the committee was almost a certainty.

Unfortunately, Lin Yuanshan made his move.

When he stood on the podium, his expression and posture made him look exactly like a master orator about to deliver a speech worth half a million marks.

However, he only said one sentence.

"Everyone, if you trust me, then let me serve as the chairman of this executive committee!"

During the entire break today, he had already used a series of combined tactics, including forming alliances, coercion, moral blackmail, and deception, to "sort out" all the votes of the students in Class 2, Grade 1.

His election as chairman is now a foregone conclusion!

Soon, Lin Yuanshan, who was unanimously elected, announced his first decree.

"In order to improve efficiency, I have decided to reduce the size of the committee."

Poch was on the list of people who were laid off.

As a result, Pochi, who was supposed to be one of the committee members, suddenly found himself with nothing to do during the sports meet.

Hahaha!

Lin Yuanshan revealed a healthy smile in the dark corner.

Bochi! You popular guy, you must be very resentful now that I stole your dream position as committee chair!

But no way,

So-called elections are such a dirty thing! Therefore, just cry your heart out.

Then, I'll take advantage of your weakness!

Goto Ichiri's happiness level +1

Goto Ichiri's current happiness level: -38

A fleeting, grateful glance fell upon Pochi's direction.

Lin Yuanshan: "..."

hateful!

Is this guy's heart made of iron?!

Although he was extremely reluctant to believe it, it seemed that only one explanation remained:

Goto Ichiri is an impregnable fortress of will that cannot be breached from the outside!

It can't be because she's actually a severe social phobia sufferer, and her extreme reluctance to participate in fulfilling activities like sports meets actually increases her happiness level, right?

It's obvious how flawed this guess is!

If Goto Ichiri is socially awkward, why would she be the guitarist in a band?

Does such a contradictory species as "socially anxious guitarist" exist in this world?

Look at Ai Yin next door, a guitarist, a position that naturally requires a passionate and outgoing social butterfly!

Since directly targeting her is ineffective, the only option left is to pursue the "comrade route."

Chapter 66 Lin Yuanshan's Disguise = The Emperor's New Clothes

"Beep beep beep---"

Teacher DaMiao received a message from a fan in the back-end system.

[Hello, Ms. Miaomeng, I'm a drummer in the Shimokita Ending Band.]

We have a really cute guitarist in our band who struggles a lot with socializing.

I was thinking of helping her create a social media account.

[If more people interact with her online, perhaps she'll become more outgoing!]

[So, what are some good ideas, Teacher Miaomeng, for making social media accounts popular?]

[You're a popular video creator, so you must know a lot about this!]

Looking forward to your reply!

Yutenji read the entire message in one go.

He instantly fell into a slump: