Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

This time the simulation.

He can't stand it anymore.

What is this "Path of Asura" by Pochi?

This is clearly his own path to hell!

Just then, my phone vibrated; it was a message from Hongxia.

Hongxia:

I asked a wise senior online.

She gave me some sound advice.

She suggests that you return pretending to be Lin Yuanshan with amnesia.

Lin Yuanshan:

This won't solve the problem.

I'll still be controlled by your sister.

Hongxia:

Don't worry, listen to me.

You, pretending to be Lin Yuanshan, then pretend to fall in love with me.

Then I'll pretend to like you too.

Although my sister isn't normal now, she's still the sister who loves me the most.

If it's someone I truly like, she would never compete with me for them.

Furthermore, a womanizer who is attracted to both sisters at the same time will be much less attractive to her.

Lin Yuanshan:

This isn't a matter of whether or not you're attractive.

I will! I'll make sure your sister knows I've fallen in love with someone else!

Hongxia:

Don't be afraid! At that time, I just need to pretend to be undyingly devoted to you, and then protect you with my life!

If you die, I'll die with you!

My sister absolutely couldn't do it!

Although this will hurt my sister, it's the only way to solve the problem.

If the plan succeeds, she will stop bothering you.

Lin Yuanshan:

What will happen after that? I can't pretend to be your lover forever.

Hongxia:

We'll talk about what happens next later.

There's always a way.

Lin Yuanshan:

Okay, I'll trust you this once!

Chapter 69 The Emperor's Defeat

Goodbye, Mom, I'm setting sail tonight!

Don't worry about me, I have oars of joy and wisdom~

Don't tell anyone when you wake up!

I'm sailing across the Milky Way in my moon boat~

After leaving behind this letter, Lin Yuanshan disappeared.

"Waaaaah, Little Mountain~ My Little Mountain!!!"

"Don't cry, sister. I saw him disappear into the drawer with my own eyes. He must have gone back to the future!"

"I want to go to the future too! Hongxia! Let me go!"

Xingge started to crawl into the drawer as she spoke, but luckily Hongxia stopped her.

Otherwise, with her strength, she would have crushed her own head.

"Sister, you're not from the future, you can't go to the future!"

"My little mountain! My child, oh my goosebumps---"

Finally, after much persuasion from Hongxia, Xingge accepted the fact that her filial son, who had traveled back from the future, had left her.

After Xiao Xiaoshan left, the livehouse temporarily returned to peace.

The days passed by.

Until the end of this fall.

One carrying a backpack, with a healthy tan complexion,

A man dressed like a Western cowboy pushed open the door of Star Livehouse.

"Yo~ Long time no see, Manager, Hongxia."

"Click---"

A very faint, crisp sound.

Xingge, who was wiping a stage support pipe behind the bar, paused.

A spiderweb-like crack quietly spread across the thick steel pipe that was strong enough to withstand a thousand pounds of force.

She seemed completely unaware.

"Anada, you...you're really back!"

After saying this, Xingge flew straight towards Lin Yuanshan in the shape of a missile!

"Wait! Manager, our relationship isn't at the point of intimate hugs yet, is it?"

Lin Yuanshan deftly sidestepped, perfectly dodging Xing Ge's lunge.

"boom!"

Xingge missed her target and crashed to the ground.

The immense inertia caused her to slide along the ground for more than ten meters before finally crashing heavily into the opposite wall with a thud.

While Xingge was still dazed from the fall, Lin Yuanshan quickly exchanged a glance with Hongxia, who was not far away.

Script, begin!

That's right, Hongxia's mysterious online mentor not only gave advice,

They even thoughtfully included a whole melodramatic script titled "My Amnesiac Lover Falls in Love with Someone Else: My Sister Can't Be This Cute."

Thank you, kind-hearted anonymous senior!

Act One: The Prodigal Son Returns with Amnesia.

So far, the start has been quite smooth.

"Darling, what's wrong?"

Xingge got up from the ground, shook her head, and her face was full of question marks.

Lin Yuanshan scratched his head and put on an innocent expression.

"Darling? Manager, you must be joking. You can't just call someone that casually."

Upon hearing this, Xingge seemed to suddenly remember something.

Her most filial son seemed to have said,

Lin Yuanshan suffered from amnesia for a period of time because of that tragic plane crash!

So this is what he looks like after he lost his memory?

She's even forgotten that she and he are husband and wife!

"How could that be! Darling, have you forgotten?"

She tried to use their shared memories to evoke Lin Yuanshan's memories.

"Have you forgotten what we did at the concert? We were so intense that night, so..."

"Cough cough!"

Lin Yuanshan interrupted in time.

"What concert? Manager, have we... gone to one together before?"

Xingge stumbled back three steps, covered her mouth, and burst into tears.

"You...you've forgotten everything? No, I don't believe it, this must be—"

"very strange……"

Lin Yuanshan suddenly clutched his head in his hands and squatted down in anguish.

"My mind... is so confused, wait! My head hurts so much! Ah!!!"

This is the second golden rule that the veteran internet user gave us.

If Xingge presses her too hard, immediately feign madness and use a headache to interrupt her spellcasting.

"I was wrong, darling! Don't think about it anymore! I won't pressure you!"

Xingge was indeed thrown into a panic and tried to help him up.

Lin Yuanshan suddenly took several steps back, creating a safe distance between them.

His half-step back was a deliberate action.

Xingge noticed it too.

As a result, he was immediately devastated.

As the light in her eyes faded again, and her old ailment was about to relapse, she began to mutter to herself:

"It's okay, darling. If it's a happy memory, we have plenty of time ahead of us. Yes, yes, and we'll have a lovely child, Little Mountain... "

"elder sister!"

Hongxia intervened just in time, interrupting Xingge's chanting.

"Lin Yuanshan barely made it back alive, shouldn't you let him rest properly first?"

"Oh, right! Right!"

Xingge awoke as if from a dream.

"I'll make him a cup of coffee; he loves my sweetened coffee the most."

Watching her sister walk dejectedly towards the bar, Lin Yuanshan and Hongxia once again held an emergency meeting with their eyes.

Hongxia: [Did we go too far?]

Lin Yuanshan: [This is a necessary sacrifice! Your sister will thank us later!]

Hongxia: [Okay... let's continue the performance!]

So, when Xingge returned with the steaming hot coffee,

I witnessed a truly breathtaking scene.

She'll probably never forget that scene for the rest of her life.

For some unknown reason, Hongxia slid backward in an extremely exaggerated manner.

Lin Yuanshan, as if he had already calculated the landing point, steadily caught her in his arms.

Then, the two began to spin, and spin again, spinning continuously.