Upon hearing this, Lin Yuanshan patted her shoulder.
"You're overthinking it. The massive traffic jam we experienced last time would have been the same no matter who was in charge."
Hongxia sucked on her straw, a look of reminiscence on her face.
"If it were me, it might not be so certain."
"Before getting onto the elevated road that day, I observed that the sidewalk next to it... was actually quite spacious."
Lin Yuanshan:
"That makes sense. If we drove directly onto the sidewalk, there would definitely be no traffic jams."
"..."
The driving instructor, who was listening intently, dropped his thermos with a clatter.
She silently bent down to pick it up, her mind already contemplating whether she should get a refund and run away that very night.
His intuition told him that these two would become frequent visitors to the Japanese social news section in the future!
Starry Night Livehouse.
As the official manager of the End Band, Lin Yuanshan was enthusiastically invited by Xingge to live permanently in the store.
Rent is free, utilities are all included, and three meals a day are provided.
Since it was just a simulation, Lin Yuanshan was happy to have some peace and quiet and accepted the offer without any qualms.
It's worth mentioning that the room he was assigned this time was an incredibly bright and airy room.
At this moment, in the bar area, Lin Yuanshan is giving the band members a cultural lesson after they finish their performance.
"When are we finally going to start rehearsals?!"
For some reason, Yamada Ryo, who is usually lazy, showed unprecedented enthusiasm for rehearsals today.
"Wait until you get a perfect score on this middle school level math test."
"Oh my god, I recognize all these words individually, so why can't I understand them at all when they're put together in a sentence?"
"Playing dumb won't work."
Lin Yuanshan, expressionless, snatched the potato chips that Xiduo had secretly fed to Liang.
Liang immediately gave him a protective look, like a round-headed old man, but he ignored her.
"You can't even answer questions this difficult? I find it hard to imagine how you got into this high school."
"That's right, Liang really needs to catch up on her studies."
Hongxia chimed in from the side.
Lin Yuanshan:
"You're one of those who need special attention too!"
At the end of the band's run, apart from Kita who could barely be considered a normal high school student, the rest were all less than ideal.
They are all people who can honestly and openly write the words "working" in the route survey.
To prevent the band's future from becoming a private group, and to ensure they could attend a proper university even if they stopped making music in the future, Lin Yuanshan decided to personally intervene.
As an international student at the University of Tokyo, although I took a leave of absence to focus on simulator tasks, I still have more than enough ability to tutor a few high school students.
“Um, Mr. Agent,”
Kita pointed to the corner.
"Goto-san has started vomiting her own soul, is she really okay?"
"It doesn't matter."
Lin Yuanshan took a videotape out of his bag and waved it in front of Boqi.
"As soon as I send this 'Pochi Devil Tokyo Tower Show Director's Cut' to her family, she immediately recovers her energy."
"I love studying the most!!!"
Pochi, on the verge of death, suddenly sat up, straightened up, and instantly returned to the form of a normal person.
While the others were engrossed in working on the practice problems he had tailored for them, Lin Yuanshan cleared his throat and announced the next phase of the band's activities.
"Autumn is almost over, and this year's Setouchi Art Festival has suddenly changed its theme to bands, making it essentially a large music festival. Because it happened so suddenly, the organizers couldn't get enough big names, so they set their sights on internet-famous bands like us who have some popularity."
Although the variety show is over, the band's performance on the show was quite good.
It generated a huge surge in popularity.
Their single "If I Could Become a Constellation" also climbed the streaming download charts, reaching over 5,800 downloads in its first week.
People from the Recording Industry Association came to our door to discuss charging for singles.
Hongxia looked up in surprise.
"So, we're going to a music festival soon?"
Lin Yuanshan nodded.
“That’s right, the location is Ogijima Island in Kagawa Prefecture. The infrastructure on the island is very poor, so I plan to rent a campervan and take a ferry there.”
He paused, then added something else.
"In addition, we recently received a commercial advertisement that requires you... to make a slight sacrifice."
For some reason, Boqi, who was struggling with a trigonometric function problem, suddenly felt a chill, as if he was being targeted by some evil spirit.
A week later, at the Goto family home.
When Pochit learns that his family will be airing the ad on television, he is forcibly pinned to the sofa and publicly humiliated.
As the commercial break approached, Boqi's expression gradually crumbled, and he looked like a salted fish that was being drained of all its moisture.
"Almost there! It's my sister's commercial!"
Erli, the younger sister, excitedly pointed to the grandfather clock.
Boqi's father was moved to tears, taking out a handkerchief to wipe his eyes, his face full of pride as he watched his daughter grow up.
Even the Shiba Inu at home sensed the atmosphere and barked twice.
Finally, a stirring classical soundtrack began playing on the television.
In the picture, a solitary figure stands against the wind.
Don't betray my righteous cause; I will wield the Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.
The scene shifts, and two more ghostly figures emerge from the darkness.
I hope that the bond of friendship will allow me to see this through to the end.
Liang, playing the role of "Lu Zhangke," let out a sinister laugh:
“Hohohohoho!”
Hong Xia, who plays "Hebi Weng," bursts into maniacal laughter:
"Hahahahahaha!"
The two leaped forward, striking a classic pose, and shouted in unison:
"Bo Wuji, today we, the two elders of Xuanming, will deal with your stubborn athlete's foot!"
"Snapped."
Pochi turned off the TV with lightning speed.
Silence filled the living room.
"It's just... just a regular athlete's foot spray ad! It's... not good-looking at all!"
Chapter 86 Three Breakthroughs, Unparalleled in the World!
McDonald's near the stars.
The four members of the band occupied a corner and held a debriefing meeting after the advertisement shoot. Of course, Lin Yuanshan was not there.
Kita Yuki stirred the cola in her cup with a straw, looking somewhat dejected.
"Although they said they gave me the center position, in the end they made me play a role involving athlete's foot spray..."
"Now my classmates look at me very strangely."
She sighed.
On the other side, Pochi sat upright with his eyes closed, muttering to himself, seemingly completely possessed.
Let him be strong, the gentle breeze still caresses the mountain ridge.
Liang wasn't listening at all; he was busy showing off his fries.
"I'm eating, eating, eating, eating!"
Hongxia tried to comfort everyone.
"Lin is a bit too eccentric, but there's nothing we can do about it."
"Since we don't have enough works right now, if we want to gain popularity, we can only take the internet celebrity route for now."
Kita responded weakly.
"That's right~"
Bochi's chanting continued.
"Let him be as arrogant as he wants, the bright moon still shines over the great river..."
The sounds of eating, even when it was cold, never stopped.
"I'm eating, eating, eating, eating..."
In a dark corner of the restaurant, three girls disguised as waitresses... oh no, evil spirits...
They were listening intently, taking in everything.
Xiangzi wrote the following in his notebook:
"Boqi seems to have mastered the protective technique of the Nine Yang Divine Skill, no wonder he was able to withstand the insidious palm strikes of the Xuanming Elders."
"Hmm, what a tough opponent. It seems that what the variety show host said the other day was all true."
A fighting spirit ignited in Chu Hua's eyes.
"No wonder she's the woman who can be my eldest disciple's nemesis!"
Mortis, on the other hand, wore a betrayed expression, gritting his teeth.
"Damn it, I trusted her so much before!"
Xiangzi said:
"The most urgent task now is to snatch the demon Yuanshan back from them!"
"Mortis, do you have any good ideas?"
"Mortis?"
"Chuhua?"
She turned around in confusion, only to find a towel covered in Mendao Donkey filth.
The last image Xiangzi saw before his consciousness completely sank was a golden ahoge (cowlick) swaying slightly under the light.
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
"Pfft!"
From a dark corner undetectable by any satellite, three crisp thuds of someone falling to the ground rang out in succession.
Evening, stars everywhere.
"Speaking of which, what has Xingge been busy with lately? I haven't seen him all day."
Lin Yuanshan asked casually, but Hongxia couldn't answer.
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