Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

Lin Yuanshan, the toilet demon in charge of toilets.

And, Pochi, the all-ruling lord of hell and the master of demons.

Following their variety show appearances, the End Band has finally acquired a second nickname: "Demon King Band".

Starry Night Livehouse.

Boqi turned into a puddle of pink liquid and slumped on the table, making a "gurgling" sound.

"Oh no, Manager! Goto-kun is melting!"

“It’s okay, as long as I send this ‘Setouchi Music Festival Pochi Devil Director’s Special Edition’ to her family, she will cheer up again.”

"Why...why do you still have time to record a video?!"

Pochi sat up while complaining.

The reason she did this is entirely because her reputation on social media was completely beyond saving.

Yesterday when I went to school, for some reason, my classmates all looked at me like I was some kind of evil spirit.

Even more outrageous, she only caught a glimpse of the rather influential group of delinquent girls on campus from afar in the corridor...

The next day, the group of delinquent girls were so scared that they all lengthened their school skirts, dyed their hair back to black, and didn't even dare to kiss the teacher during class!

"I... have now been expelled from the ranks of humanity!"

Poch covered his head and said,

"It's all Lin Yuanshan's fault that things turned out this way!"

"I will take full responsibility."

Lin Yuanshan gave a perfunctory reply.

Pochi blushed slightly upon hearing this, but his distress quickly overshadowed his blush.

For some reason, ever since Lin Yuanshan said those words to her on that stormy night, something seemed to be quietly sprouting deep within her heart.

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Goto Ichiri's happiness level +1

Seeing this, Lin Yuanshan thought to himself:

So you're actually quite happy with things turning out this way, huh?

As long as I can become a popular figure on campus, I don't care if I'm evil or not.

Goto Ichiri, what a terrifying woman.

"Chop off the chicken's head and burn yellow paper!"

"By the Holy Lord Guan Yu, the four of us hereby swear an oath of brotherhood!"

"I don't want to be born in the same year, same month, same day!"

"I only wish to die on the same day, in the same month, in the same year!"

May I be struck down by heaven and earth if I break this oath!

After the ceremony, the four evil spirits rearranged their seating according to seniority and rank.

"Foster mother!"

"Miss!"

"Second sister!"

"Third sister!"

"So, Boss Xingge, is it really true that each of us will get our own Lin Yuanshan?"

"That's right!"

Xingge walked to a whiteboard, picked up a pointer, and tapped the "Bioscopic Diagram of Lin Yuanshan" drawn on it.

"Based on my observation, Lin Yuanshan's physiological structure is extremely similar to that of a paramecium, and he is capable of mitosis."

Her voice was rational and rigorous; Darwin and Mendel seemed to possess her at that moment!

"So, as long as we cut him into four pieces, water him a little every day, and sprinkle some sugar on him, it won't be long before we can harvest four brand new Lin Yuanshans!"

"Wow! As expected of Boss Xingge, he always thinks of things we can't!"

The evil spirits cheered.

However, under the shadow of the whiteboard, with his back to everyone, Xingge curled up a sinister smile.

Heh heh heh, a bunch of naive idiots.

I've been completely fooled.

After I get Lin Yuanshan, I'll use the One Breath to Transform into Four Pieces of Pure Qi.

Of course, I'm going to enjoy it all by myself!

How could I possibly give it to you?

One for collection later.

One for everyday use,

For work purposes,

The last one left over, let's share it with Hongxia.

In short, Lin Yuanshan is mine.

On the other side, similar lines flashed through the minds of the three cheering evil spirits.

In short, Lin Yuanshan belongs to Chu Hua/Xiangzi/Mortis.

The four evil spirits are at this moment,

They thought to themselves in perfect unison:

Not even a single cell will be given to you!

The production team of the variety show "Shining Band".

Everyone is burning incense over an email.

"Respectfully bidding farewell to the evil spirit!"

"bye!"

"Goodbye!"

After the program director finished paying his respects, he presented a pig, a cow, and a sheep as sacrificial offerings in front of the computer.

The employees next to them whispered to each other:

"Will this really work? Will it really stop variety show killers from coming to our show?"

"I don't know, but I've already bought a plane ticket to go abroad. If all else fails, I can just go abroad to avoid trouble."

As the employee spoke, he was about to show the plane ticket to his colleague.

However, the moment he clicked on the flight information, the flight displayed:

Cancelled due to force majeure

Then, the phone screen suddenly went black, and five bloody characters slowly appeared on it:

Chapter 90 Variety Show Shark 2.0

The recording site of the variety show "Shining Band" on TV Tokyo.

Unlike "PRODUCETEAM JAPAN," which is almost entirely live-streamed, "Shining Bands" is a more slice-of-life variety show.

Therefore, the atmosphere of the program is much more relaxed.

Backstage.

The program supervisor was already drenched in sweat.

He sat on the control panel, too afraid to move.

Because, in his line of sight, slightly behind him, the man was sitting there quietly.

Lin Yuanshan, the manager of the band.

A man whose mere existence transformed a planned recording session for three bands into a "band finale concert."

The supervisor didn't even dare to look at him, instinctively feeling that if he made the slightest mistake, he would probably miss out on tomorrow's sunrise.

Inside the studio, the cameras officially began recording.

The host forced a smile under immense pressure.

"Today, we have invited a legendary band!"

"They're the queens of variety shows!"

"They are the Demon King Band!"

"Let's give a warm round of applause to welcome—the closing band!"

There was thunderous applause.

Hongxia and the others waved and greeted the audience with practiced ease.

"Hello everyone~"

The host proceeded with the topic according to the script:

"I heard that the band's guitarist, Ms. Goto Ichiri, is a very different person in real life from her stage persona. Is that true?"

“What Poch is right,”

Hongxia answered with great variety show sense.

"I'm usually quite shy."

On the sofa, Goto Ichiri had already passed out during his fight with the Pochi demon.

She was helped in by Kita.

Compared to pure performance, this kind of casual variety show is hellishly difficult for Boqi.

She would naturally faint from fright.

"Oh? Is that so?"

The host pretended not to see it and nodded, feeling slightly relieved.

She seems to be just an introverted genius girl, no big deal.

"Then, let's take a look at Miss Pochi's daily life through a video!"

The big screen lights up.

The scene cuts to Pochi's home.

"Bomen!"

"Bomen!"

"Bomen!"

In the living room, Pochi's father, sister, and even the family's Shiba Inu were all headbanging wildly in sync with the recording of Pochi's performance on TV.

A reporter holding a microphone stood blankly to the side.

"Please...may I ask what kind of person Ms. Goto is in real life...uhhhh..."

The screen went black.

When the lights came on again a few seconds later, the reporter had already thrown away his microphone and manuscript, joined the head-shaking crowd, and was shouting wildly incoherently.

"Bomen! Bomen!"

After quite a while, Pochi's mother's voice came from outside the door.

"Miss Yotsuba, this is our home. Please take care of our family!"

"Hmm, what a powerful evil aura!"