Don't be afraid, I've truly come to bring you happiness.

"Certificate of conformity?"

Lin Yuanshan nodded as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"If you don't believe me, you can check the code on the equipment yourself; it's a legitimate military equipment modification certificate."

He paused and added.

"Although it was smuggled into Japan, it's top-notch quality in the Federation!"

Hongxia silently folded a large paper fan and slammed it hard on his head.

"Isn't that even more terrifying?"

After "The Shining Band," the band's reputation in the industry ended, becoming even more indescribable.

There are even rumors in the underworld that the "end" of ending a band means ending someone else's life.

Stars, the band's private dressing room and office.

Kita opened the band's official email address.

"It's time for today's prize quiz! Everyone, which type of email do you think we'll receive more of today?"

"A, [Fan Letter]"

"B, [Program Announcement]"

C, [Performance Invitation]

Pochido was rolling around on the table.

"Is it even necessary to think about it?"

Hongxia sighed.

"The result should be similar to yesterday's."

"Bingo!"

Kita turned the screen towards the three people and showed them the statistics.

"As you all guessed, the result is D. [Sharkren's Request] has an overwhelming advantage!"

Liang pointed to one of the emails, her eyes shining.

"Look, as long as we take down that guy in the email, we can get a bounty of 168 billion!"

Before he could finish speaking, the office door was pushed open.

The guy with the 168 billion bounty on his head strolled in, a Pocky stick dangling from his lips.

"Everyone, we've been doing livehouse events in Shibuya-Shimokita lately, and I'm sure you're all finding it quite boring, right?"

Hongxia immediately answered:

"No, I think it's very interesting!"

Lin Yuanshan:

"Good! I knew you wanted to go to a bigger stage!"

Kita:

"Give up, Senior Hongxia. This guy has been talking to himself for a long time."

Pochi had already picked up his phone and skillfully dialed a number, preparing to book an exorcism service at Miyamizu Shrine in advance.

"Muxi, Muxi, is this Master Clover? Yes, it's me. Our family needs another thorough exorcism this week."

Lin Yuanshan continued talking to himself:

"But before that, the band's lineup was missing one crucial element."

Hongxia thought she had finally caught up with his train of thought.

"Indeed, we need to do some charity work to restore humanity's health..."

"It's the keyboardist, Nijika-chan! We're a pop band, how can we not have a keyboardist!"

Lin Yuanshan pointed out the core issue of band composition.

Actually, a keyboardist is not a must-have in a rock band.

Rock music only needs a guitar, drums, and bass.

Although keyboard instruments are more melodic, many people don't care about that at all.

However, End of the Band is a pop-oriented girl rock band, and ultimately, they want to appeal to a wider audience.

Moreover, if they hold a solo concert in the future, having an extra keyboardist will greatly reduce the burden on the other members.

Last time on Ogijima Island, Hongxia played the drums for three hours straight, almost exhausting herself. In the end, Lin Yuanshan had to carry her to the medical point to get glucose.

Kita asked:

"So, the agent already has a keyboardist in mind?"

"No, I'm planning to hold a keyboardist audition for the band soon. I wonder what everyone's requirements are for the new keyboardist?"

Liang was the first to raise her hand.

"Ideally, it should be someone whose family owns a dessert shop or a family restaurant."

Hongxia complained:

"Some people's schemes are practically hitting me in the face."

Kita glanced at Pochi.

"It's best if someone has a friendly and easy-going personality."

Poch nodded vigorously.

"Kita is right!"

Hongxia pondered for a moment, then carefully added a point.

"Hmm...we should add one more thing: not interested in romance."

Stare~

Stare~

Stare~

Three pairs of eyes stared at her, and Hongxia blushed as she said:

"What! I'm doing this for the band's own good! Bands often fall apart because members are dating, I'm just being prepared!"

Lin Yuanshan nodded in agreement, recalling the fierce internal strife within AveMujica.

"Indeed, that's an important factor, so let's add it."

Chapter 92 What a normal keyboardist!

The band has finished their performance, and this is the keyboardist audition.

"Name."

"Li Shunsheng".

"Are you good at digital piano, keyboard, or synthesizer?"

"Skilled in long-range demolitions, close-quarters combat, and proficient in all types of firearms."

Lin Yuanshan was absent, so Hong Xia took over the hosting duties. She expressionlessly drew an X on her resume.

“We’re a band, we don’t need those weird techniques.”

"Huh? I came here because I heard they were recruiting female sharks, but it turns out that's not the case?"

"Of course not! Next one."

An hour later,

Hongxia held a thick stack of resumes and rubbed her temples.

It's been a whole morning, and who are all these people coming here!

Mercenary, sniper, master thief, demolition expert, jungle warfare master, sharpshooter, fighter...

Not one of them can play the piano properly!

What exactly went wrong in the band's reputation?

Why not lower the hiring requirements a bit? We can accept candidates who don't know how to play keyboard instruments.

For the band girls with this worldview, learning an instrument should be as easy as drinking water.

"Knock knock knock---"

A knock on the door interrupted Hongxia's thoughts.

"Excuse me... are you still hiring?"

Without looking up, Hongxia asked weakly:

"You've been recruited. So, what style of martial arts are you good at? Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu or Systema? By the way, three Muay Thai fighters have already come today, so the competition is fierce."

The person outside the door fell silent for a moment.

"If I remember correctly, your job posting said 'keyboardist,' right?"

Hongxia finally raised her head.

But then I saw a familiar face.

She was startled by the face and quickly woke up the other three members of the band who had been sleeping all morning.

"Oh no! There's a Mujica evil spirit here! Everyone, retreat quickly!"

Kita rubbed his sleepy eyes and was stunned when he saw who it was.

"Master?"

Pochi immediately stuck a yellow talisman on his forehead and muttered incantations.

"I now burn incense and humbly request that you descend to the altar as my witness. First, I beseech the valiant general Thunderbolt; second, I beseech the supreme commander Vanguard."

The newcomer was startled by the display and waved his hands repeatedly.

"Are you confusing me with my sister?"

The short-haired blonde girl was dressed in a simple tracksuit, with clear eyes and looked harmless.

Kita also noticed the flaw.

"Indeed, if it were Master, he probably wouldn't wear clothes in Goto-kun's style..."

"My name is Mitsuba Miku, and I am Mitsuba Miku's younger sister."

The girl, Hatsune Miku, introduced herself:

"Through practice, I have managed to barely master the electronic keyboard and can independently complete the sheet music for performances."

As she spoke, she walked to the electronic keyboard used for the interview.

"Please provide feedback on the piano part of Schubert's 'The Trout'."

The piano sounded.

Hatsune Miku's performance wasn't top-notch; you could hear that she had a solid foundation, but her technique was still somewhat immature.

But this is enough.

Compared to this group of demons and monsters, a normal person who can play the piano is simply an angel!

After all, there is still a practice process to go through. As long as it's not daily meditation training, reaching a professional level shouldn't be a problem.

Because the other party's art style was so normal, the four members of the band were completely dumbfounded when the performance ended.

They huddled together and began to whisper among themselves.

Hongxia:

"Hatsune Miku? Could it be that Mitsuba Hatsuka is using this identity to infiltrate our band?"

Kita: