A beautiful girl who transmigrates into a Herrscher of the Void is treated like an elf and conquered

Qian Yuan's brain completely shut down for a full ten seconds.

(Unlocking failed?! Why?! Did you encounter a bug?! Aha!!! Did you buy this crappy core from Pinduoduo?! And did you return a half-finished product?!)

He roared silently at the air (or rather, at that unscrupulous star god), trembling with rage (which caused certain parts of his body to tremble slightly, making him even more ashamed and indignant).

(Could it be because of excessive energy consumption? Or is it a side effect of simulating Lost's interference? Or is it simply Aha's malice?!)

He tried to concentrate again, but the waist drive did not respond, only a faint buzzing sound like the battery was low.

(…finished.)

Chiin realized with despair that he could not relinquish this spirit form for the time being.

But now, an even more pressing problem has emerged.

In order to escape, he crawled through sewers, lay on the muddy ground, and even soaked in the river for half a day.

At this moment, the already thin spirit armor he wore was covered in mud, unidentified impurities from the river water, and... perhaps even the burnt smell of Allen's light blade?

Mixed with sweat, it clung stickily to my skin, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable.

(It's so itchy... so dirty... I can't stand it!) The intense obsession with cleanliness and discomfort eventually overcame the shame.

(Never mind! I'll just wash it first! Anyway, no one will see!)

She could only suppress her shame and indignation and frantically begin to peel off the cumbersome spiritual attire.

The process was extremely difficult. The seemingly high-tech components were incredibly complicated to disassemble, especially the intricate bow on the back and the tight-fitting top.

(What kind of anti-human design is this?! Aha, are you deliberately messing with me?!)

With great difficulty, she managed to tear off the damp, cold, and dirty spirit costume from her body, like peeling a rice dumpling, and threw it haphazardly on the bathroom floor.

At this moment, she finally transformed completely back to—well, back to her full, naked Herrscher of Reason spirit form.

The mirror reflected a fair and slender body that undoubtedly belonged to a young girl.

Water flowed down her icy blue hair, across her slender yet graceful neck, over her rounded shoulders, and across her delicate collarbone.

Finally, it flowed into that particularly full and beautifully shaped soft mound, leaving a glistening droplet at its tip, which trembled and dripped down.

Further down, there's a slender waist and long, straight legs.

(Aaaaaaah! Don't look, you bastard! That's my body! It's not my body! I don't know where to look!!!)

Chiin (in her spirit form) blushed instantly, her face turning bright red as if it were about to bleed. She abruptly turned her back to the mirror, her heart pounding wildly.

An indescribable mix of shame, anger, and extreme tension filled her (his) heart.

She almost crawled into the bathtub filled with hot water, submerging herself completely except for her nose, trying to numb her chaotic nerves with the water temperature.

(Oh no... This is really the end, I can't go back... If it continues like this... Am I supposed to go to school as a transfer student?! And then tell Shido, "Hey, your buddy, I'm actually a beautiful fairy, you know? Surprised?")

The comfort brought by the hot water slightly relieved the fatigue, but it also made the body's sensations clearer.

The sensation of water flowing over the skin, the weight on the chest, and the awkward emptiness between the legs... all reminded her (him) of her (his) extremely embarrassing situation.

(Aha... I'm not done with you... This is too much...)

The more she thought about it, the angrier and more ashamed she became. She couldn't help but splash around in the water a few times, creating a lot of splashes.

(Calm down! Phoenix Inu Senin! You're a girl now! It's only natural for girls to take a bath! Yes! That's it! It's just for cleaning your body! Don't have any impure thoughts! Even though this body is my own... Ahhh, this is getting even more confusing!)

He/She walked to the showerhead in despair and turned on the hot water.

Warm water sprayed down, wetting her long, icy blue hair and washing over her body. The sensation of the water against her skin became unusually clear and...unfamiliar.

(This feeling... is so strange...)

She awkwardly reached for the shower gel, but in the process, her elbow inadvertently brushed against the fullness of her breasts. A strange, unfamiliar softness and subtle stimulation made her recoil as if electrocuted, her cheeks instantly flushing red!

(Aaaaaaah! Where did I bump into, you bastard!)

She was filled with shame and indignation, wishing she could dig a three-bedroom apartment out of the bathroom tiles with her toes.

But the sticky feeling on his body kept reminding him that he had to wash himself.

(Just think of it as washing a very realistic life-size figure! Yes! That's it!)

She began trying to wash her body, but the process was extremely difficult.

I wanted to scrub my back, but found that my arm range of motion was somewhat limited.

Moreover, the crown of rationality behind my head would occasionally bump into the glass partition of the shower room, making a soft "knock" sound.

When you want to wash your legs, if you bend over a little too far, you will feel a heavy, unsettling weight on your chest.

The Herrscher's innate physical superiority over all others gives these long legs a voluptuous yet perfectly curved shape, and the smooth, elastic stockings that she wears accentuate the sexy allure of her slender feet.

Calf muscles without an ounce of excess fat can make any normal man forget the danger of being crushed by a Herrscher at any moment.

Thus, the entire bathing process became an extreme test of nerves.

Every touch, every flow of water, was accompanied by immense psychological shame and a strange yet intense physiological response from this body.

(I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man... This is just a temporary measure, this is just a temporary measure...)

She closed her eyes tightly, mechanically applying shower gel while frantically chanting in her mind, trying to hypnotize herself.

The delicate foam of the shower gel covered the fair skin, creating an extremely sensual yet eerily strange scene.

(The first thing I'll do when I can turn back... is to pull out the design blueprints for this lousy spirit armor and revise them a thousand times! Wait... this spirit armor seems to be constructed based on my own understanding? Could it be that subconsciously... no! Impossible! It's definitely Aha's aesthetic pollution!)

While Chiin was internally ranting and raving about her body, she was completely unaware of what was happening.

In the steamy bathroom, a faint, joyful energy, perceptible only to him, was quietly gathering...

(Finally... it's almost clean...)

Dean Qian let out a sigh of relief and turned off the tap, feeling as if he had fought a tough battle.

He picked up a huge bath towel and began to carefully dry his body and hair, trying to avoid touching the "unwanted" areas too much.

After drying himself off, he looked at the blue-haired elf girl in the mirror, still soaking wet, with flushed cheeks, a look of shame and indignation in her eyes, and the scent of shower gel and moisture emanating from her body. A sense of utter absurdity and powerlessness welled up inside him.

(So... what should I do now? Wear this... skin? Let it air dry? And then what?)

Just as this desperate and shameful play reached its peak, that annoying system interface, accompanied by an even more cheerful and somewhat noisy notification sound, forcibly occupied his field of vision like a pop-up ad.

Chapter 15 The God of Fun's Settlement is Here Again

Chapter Fifteen: The God of Fun's Settlement Arrives Again

[Ding! User has completed a challenging 'Survival & Stealth & Declaration of War' mission chain!]

[Settling 'Joy' rewards...]

Chiin looked at himself in the mirror, then at the flashy system interface, and his lips twitched.

(Damn it... this shameful play is finally going to pay off.)

Did you...?

[Ding dong! Hahahaha! Congratulations! You've been selected as a candidate for Envoy! Your brilliant performance made Aha laugh so hard he rolled around in the sea of ​​stars!]

[Courage in the face of adversity! Wisdom to stir up a storm! And that amazing costume, stained with mud and gleaming with glory! Especially the unique 'bathroom survival' scene at the end! It was absolutely hilarious!]

[Here it is! Your New Player Gift Pack Plus has arrived! Please check your account!]

【——Lezi Settlement Report——】

[Main Rewards Distribution:]

• The energy of the Echoes of Destiny has recovered from its depleted state to 150%! (Energy Abundant!)

• Core privilege level upgraded to Lv.2!

• Unlock powers: [Strength Enhancement] | [Accelerated Understanding Feedback] | [Reduced Structure Consumption] | [Construction of Limited Energy Matter]

• Pleasure level increased to Lv.3!

• Unlocked Features: [Joyful Shop (Basic)] (Not yet available) | [Achievement System Expansion]

• Obtained item: [The Fool's Mask] (see below)

• 【The Fool's Mask】: A plain-looking, even somewhat worn, white faceless mask. When worn, it can very slightly interfere with others' direct perception of your identity (similar to "Oh, that person looks familiar? But I can't remember who it is"), but it cannot change your appearance or body shape. It is extremely ineffective against familiar people or those with strong willpower. Perhaps it can be fixed with the power of reason? (Ahaha's comment: A tiny bit of help~ Hopefully, this will give you a little more time to have fun before you fix the transformation bug, instead of getting caught immediately~)

[Achievement Rewards Distribution:]

• Achievement: [Expert in Negotiation Failure - Beginner] Completed!

• [Title: Sophist (Minor Effect)]: Slightly increases the deceptiveness of your statements.

• [Intelligence Fragment: DEM Company Cafeteria Weekly Menu]: A useless piece of intelligence, except that the "Wednesday Limited Strawberry Cake" is marked with a thick red circle.

• Achievement: [Its name is Anti-Entropy - Declaration of War] Achieved!

• [Blueprint Collection: Anti-Entropy Basic Armament Architecture (Pseudo)]: Includes detailed construction blueprints for [Titan Mech (Basic Melee Model)], [Thunder Mech (Basic Ranged Model)], [Light Assault Drone], and [Small Honkai Energy Reactor (Anti-Entropy Style)]!

• [Declaration of War Announcement Generator (Trial Version)]: Enter keywords and have a designated person automatically read aloud the generated, sophisticated declaration of war document.

• Achievement: [The Dancer Who Pulls Teeth from the Tiger's Mouth] Completed!

• [Special Status (One-Time Use): Allen's Gaze]: After use, for the next minute, the designated target will feel a slight psychological pressure of being "locked on by an extremely dangerous presence".

• [Undelivered Strawberry Cake Coupon]: A strawberry cake redemption coupon from a cake shop, with Allen's name on it, but the date is clearly "expired".

• Achievement: [A Unique Flower in the Mud] Completed!

• [Special Skin (Mandatory Equipment): Obsessive-Compulsive Resentment]: Until the transformation bug is fixed, all constructed objects will have a "sparkling new" optical effect. (Including yourself!)

• 【Powerful Stain Removal Bubble Gun】: It can shoot powerful stain removal bubbles to instantly clean any stains on the surface of inanimate objects.

[Special Note Regarding Your Current Form (System Prompt):]

[Beep! An abnormal user status has been detected.]

[Anomaly Diagnosis: Due to prolonged exposure to an extremely dirty environment in Elf form, and the forced maintenance of the form while maintaining low energy levels and attempting to forcibly revert to human form, a data conflict occurred during synchronization between the core and the user's vital signs recorder (i.e., your human form template).]

[Current Status: Transformation function temporarily locked (only applicable to deactivating transformation).]

[Estimated repair time: Unknown. (This depends on the rate at which the core absorbs environmental energy, and whether you can provide more 'pleasure' as a repair catalyst~)]

[Friendly reminder: Enjoy your life as an elf during this time! You might discover a new world! Hehehe~!]

As Chiin looked at the long list of rewards and the final, despairing "friendly reminder," his expression shifted from initial anticipation to a subtle shift, before finally settling into a deathly gray despair.

(My energy is full... my privileges have been upgraded... but the repair condition is... providing more pleasure?! Is this forcing me to keep courting death?!) (So until I create enough 'pleasure' in this form... I have to appear in public like this?!)

Looking at the beautiful girl with blue hair, blue eyes, and a voluptuous figure in the mirror, she (or he) let out a silent wail.

(The daily life of Phoenix Inu Chiin... has only just begun today... and it's destined to be chaotic!!!)

【Aha's Pleasure Gift System - User Status Panel】

User: Phoenix Inu Senin Current Form: Herrscher of Reason (Spirit Form) <<<Abnormal Lock>>>

• Status Description: "Click click click! Because you forcibly maintained your form while in an unclean state and tried to force yourself back, your core data is now corrupted! Want to go back? Then use more pleasure and fun to 'cleanse' your core!"

Repair conditions: Accumulate "Pleasure" energy; Repair progress: 0%

Binding Core: Herrscher of Reason Core

Core privilege level: Lv.2 (12.0%)

• Current effects: Construction strength ↑ | Understanding feedback ↑ | Cost reduction ↓ | Can create energy bodies

Echoes of Fate Energy: 150% (Full) Joy Level: Lv.3 (5%)

• Features: Shop (Not yet available) | Achievement expansion | Silent/Glamour mode switching

• Item: 【The Fool's Mask】

Equipment/Item Inventory:

· 【All-Encompassing Driver】 (Already Bound) - Limited Edition Transformation Belt from Across the Universe, with a complimentary skin and voice pack!

• 【The Fool's Mask】 (Equippable) - A blank mask that looks silly. Wearing it makes it easier for people who don't know you to accept your lame excuses and strange attire.

· 【Powerful Stain Removal Bubble Gun】 - Keeping clean is a good habit! The bubbles can instantly clean any stains, but are ineffective on living things.

• [Anti-Entropy Basic Armament Blueprint Pack] - Contains basic blueprints for Titans, Thunderclap Mechs, Drones, and more. Enough to make Anti-Entropy a formidable force!

• 【Declaration of War Announcement Generator (Trial Version)】 - Enter keywords and have a designated person automatically read the generated, sophisticated declaration of war document.

• [DEM Cafeteria Menu (Next Week)] - Useless information +1. But the 'Wednesday Strawberry Cake' is circled in big red.