From Gotham to Night City, my infamy is known to all.

The skin is smooth and supple to the touch, without a single stubble. It looks like it could go back two years; this should be the skin condition of someone around eighteen years old.

Judging from his excellent eyesight—he really has regained his youth!

The excitement in his heart was indescribable, he...

pat.

A strange noise interrupted his ecstasy.

Leora removed her hood, turned her head quickly, and saw a pistol lying on the ground.

The gun's owner was a young security guard whose right hand was only centimeters from the handle, and he was now looking at him with a panicked expression.

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Leo is numb.

Please, please stop messing with me!

Isn't this Gotham City? What are you doing, a lowly security guard?!

Realizing he was holding a fake gun, Leo could only put on a fierce expression and preemptively yell, "Don't move!"

The young security guard shuddered, his hands shaking as if he had late-stage Parkinson's disease.

Leo, panting heavily, said in a deep voice, "Brother, you don't want to be riddled with bullets by me and my brothers, do you?"

"Think about it carefully. What does it matter to you if the bank's money is robbed? You're risking your life. Think about your family!"

“I…I’m an orphan,” the security guard replied blankly.

Leo's conscience bothered him, and he almost wanted to apologize.

But the timing wasn't right, so he had to change his approach: "Then think about your girlfriend!"

"I don't have a girlfriend, and nobody wants me..." The security guard was even more disappointed.

"..."

Leo's brain almost shut down, and he suddenly didn't know what to say.

Fortunately, the security guard himself was also feeling emotional, hugging his knees and shrinking into a corner.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Leo stepped forward and picked up his sidearm.

This is a left-handed pistol; I can't identify the model.

Push open the magazine, and inside are six metal bullets—without a doubt, this is a real gun!

What Leo had recently chosen to give up has returned to him in a comical way.

Gudong.

He swallowed hard, tried a few times, and finally managed to engage the safety on the pistol.

He was only coerced into robbing the bank; murder is something you really shouldn't do...

After catching his breath, he pointed his AK at the hostages and delivered another speech. The main point was: robbing the bank had nothing to do with them; they shouldn't invite trouble.

The experienced locals of Gotham City wholeheartedly agreed with him.

After using the "magic of language" to subdue the hostages, Leo finally had a moment to glance at the countdown.

【00:06:54】

Alright, seven more minutes and he can go home and continue being a programmer.

I'll throw away this revolver when I get the chance, but I can keep the fake AK the Joker gave me. After all, it's a gift from a DC supervillain, so it's quite collectible.

Lost in the wonderful fantasy of returning to the world of Apple, a few more minutes passed.

He frequently checked the countdown, while also keeping an eye on his accomplices' movements.

Perhaps due to their lack of professionalism, they haven't managed to secure the vault yet; apart from an explosion two minutes ago, it's been quiet ever since.

But it's alright, let's just hold on quietly until we get home.

However, fate played a cruel joke on him—a nearly fatal one.

Ta-ta-ta-ta-!

Suddenly, intense gunfire erupted, and Leo wasn't the only one startled.

In the hall, everyone was startled and hurriedly hid behind cover.

"What's going on?!" Leo shouted to the short man not far away.

The short thug shook his head, took out a walkie-talkie, and asked, "Boss... Boss? What happened?"

Batman—

The boss's smoky voice had already cracked; he only managed to say half a sentence before letting out a scream, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

thump—

Leo could even picture the fat, burly boss getting knocked out by Batman's punch and falling to the ground.

That would be really cool... provided you don't do it to him too.

Leo quickly looked around and saw that the hostages all had expressions of joy on their faces, as if to say, "It's Batman, we're saved!"

In contrast, his accomplices were all pale and trembling uncontrollably.

Leo thought disdainfully: A bunch of useless trash! So what if he's Batman? He never kills anyone, look how scared you are!

To demonstrate his courage, he took out his left-handed pistol, his five fingers creating afterimages as he frantically pounded the magazine to empty the bullets.

He then threw it back to the young security guard: "I'm not giving you the gun or the bullets, to prevent you from acting impulsively!"

Now that he's taken off his weapon, Batman has no reason to beat him up!

Then quickly glance at the countdown—[00:00:44]

Warygood!

Even Batman wouldn't go that far...

Bang——crash——

The glass door leading into the bank shattered, and a hooded man flew out, scraping violently against the ground.

"Batman!?" the short thug shouted into the walkie-talkie, "He's here!"

Leo was stunned to see two thugs rushing in—yes, Batman is here, so you guys came here to get yourselves killed?!

One of the thugs was waving at him frantically: "Come on! Shoot Batman a few times! Even if you don't hurt him, you'll have something to brag about when you're in jail!"

Leo realized that these idiots knew Batman didn't kill people, so they came to try and take advantage of him.

The problem is, even though Batman doesn't kill people, his punch would at least cause a bone fracture in an ordinary person!

Sure enough, the short guy who rushed up first hadn't even found Batman when Batman suddenly appeared from the sky and delivered a flying kick, making his eyes roll back in his head.

Leo rolled his eyes too, then turned and ran.

He's going home in twenty seconds. It's so unfair that Apple took a punch from Batman.

Let's go, let those two idiots go. Hopefully they can hold out a little longer.

Having escaped the bank, Leo frantically chose the nearest alley and ran for his life.

Behind him, the brief gunshots and the clicking of passersby taking photos with their mobile phones blended together and were quickly forgotten.

Running with all your might, it felt as if even time slowed down.

The scenery before his eyes became blurry, the sharp wind rushed past his ears, and even the sunlight was stretched into strange curves around him. This lightning speed had reached the peak he had reached during his high school physical fitness test!

And in the distance, there lies freedom. Long live freedom!

Leo looked at the countdown with only ten seconds left and a smile appeared on his lips.

My cozy little home, I, Li Hansan, am coming back!

Ten seconds left!

ten!

Nine!

Eight!

Batman has arrived!!

The black figure that fell from the sky brought boundless fear.

A large net shot out from the strange device in his hand, spinning and capturing Leo.

It's as simple as catching a butterfly with a net.

"Do not--"

Leo recited the villain's classic line as he struggled desperately in the net.

He's going home in a few seconds; getting knocked out by Batman's punch is absolutely unacceptable!

"Wait! Wait a minute!"

Batman approached silently, like a bat gliding through the night sky.

Seeing him getting closer and closer, Leo had a sudden inspiration and shouted, "The Joker is here too! It's a robbery by the Joker organization! Go and catch him!"

Batman stopped in his tracks.

"clown?"

A deep voice came from his mouth.

"Yes, yes, yes, this operation was planned by the Joker. We saw him in the alleys nearby not long ago!"

After saying this, Leo finally breathed a sigh of relief, because—time was up!

[Charging complete, ready to traverse at any time.]

Wow! He's doing it again!

After quickly assessing the distance between himself and Batman, he figured that since he could leave at any time, he might as well chat with Batman a little longer.

This is the real Batman, he'll be so proud to brag about it when he gets back!

With a sense of confidence, Leo felt much more at ease. Since he was entangled in the net and couldn't get up anyway, he simply lay down on the ground and even crossed his legs.

"Hey Bruce, what's the point of giving up being a billionaire and playboy to wear this suit?"

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"Jumping around on the rooftop every night, fighting with criminals that you can never catch, is nothing compared to 'fighting' with beautiful women in a luxurious villa?"

"And that weird mask of yours, why do you deliberately show your chin? Is it so the police will know you're white?"

Before Batman could recover from the shock of his identity being exposed, he heard the young robber wearing a hood spew out a string of trash talk.

His experience of studying martial arts in the East when he was young suddenly reminded him of an idiom—"respectful at first, arrogant later."

The person before me is the perfect embodiment of this idiom.

One second he was screaming in panic, the next he seemed fearless and unafraid, which was inexplicably strange.

Could it be a fraud?

Batman looked around warily, wondering if the Joker was lying in ambush.

However, after trying various high-tech methods, no dangerous factors were found.

Where did this person's confidence come from? His terrified tone and change in expression just now could hardly be an act...

After racking his brains to no avail, he decided to play it safe: "Who are you? I don't understand the nonsense you're spouting."

Leo put on a mocking face, secretly eager to tell him a hellish joke about "six legs going in and two legs coming out".

But in the end, he held back.

It would be terrible if Batman lost his temper and went into killing mode.

He's a good person after all, so it's best if he doesn't tell such indecent jokes.