They don't actually think I like them, do they?

They don't really think I like them, do they? (Author: Orange Coffee)

This book is also known as "Rebirth: I Am Jay Chou" and "Sunba Yellow Card Mouse Won't Dream of Child Star Senior".　

After transmigrating, Lin Han was forced to acquire the Entertainment Collapse System.

In order to obtain the system's rewards, he often had to pretend to be deeply in love with all sorts of girls.

Whenever Lin Han releases a new song, the female leads would meticulously analyze the lyrics, grab his hand, and loudly question him about the writing style...

001. Start with a free gift!

Lecture hall at Chuandu No. 7 Middle School.

Yan Yuli was wearing a school uniform, her long, jet-black hair cascading straight down her back, exuding the youthful charm of a female high school student.

Those legs beneath the pleated skirt.

Fair-skinned, slender, and slightly fleshy.

The proportions between the upper body and upper body are perfect, enhancing the figure to its fullest extent; any high school boy would have to compliment it.

Good legs, can keep you playing for at least two years.

However, the girl's face revealed a maturity and coldness that did not match her youthful appearance.

Yan Yuli glanced indifferently at the staff bustling around in the lecture hall, then asked Luo Xi beside her:

"Is it absolutely necessary to do a live stream?"

Luo Xi put her arm around Yan Yuli's and smiled:

"Of course, the company instructed us to do so. Today is Pear's 18th birthday, and fans all over the country are paying close attention to you!"

Yan Yuli frowned slightly, her face full of annoyance.

But in the end, he still sighed:

"Hurry up."

"Okay, I'll go check on how well each department is prepared."

Luo Xi finished speaking and hurriedly left.

.......

At this moment, I was in a seat at the back of the lecture hall.

Lin Han is now in a complete panic.

Today is the birthday party of the super popular idol Yan Yuli.

And the gift he prepared... was a pair of black stockings.

Thinking about this incident filled Lin Han with unbearable grief, and his desire to perish together with the system grew even stronger.

He is a time traveler from a place called Blue Star.

Not long after merging with the memories of this world, he received news that Yan Yuli was going to hold a birthday party.

According to information revealed online.

As a super popular celebrity, Yan Yuli would normally not be able to celebrate her birthday at school.

But it's March now, right in the middle of the college entrance exam preparation period.

Especially since this is Yan Yuli's second year of high school, and as they are both seniors, she is considered Lin Han's senior.

Yan Yuli didn't want to make a big deal out of her birthday, and she was even less willing to take time off work to "make an exception" for it.

So the agency organized this small birthday party.

All students in the same grade as Yan Yuli can choose to participate and exchange gifts with her.

Furthermore, it was broadcast live across the entire internet.

Lin Han wasn't particularly interested in celebrities or idols, but his best friend Xu Hui was a huge fan of Yan Yuli and insisted on dragging Lin Han to his birthday party.

So, with the thought, "Let's see just how amazing this legendary celebrity senior is," Lin Han arrived.

Lin Han initially planned to give a teddy bear as a gift. Although it wasn't a particularly nice gift, giving a plush toy was definitely a safe bet.

But when he was wrapping the gift the night before, a screen suddenly popped up in front of him.

[Target detected, matching criteria; already bound to the entertainment system]

Name: Lin Han

[Title: None]

[Skill: None]

[Reputation Index: 2]

[Collapse Index: 0]

Current Luck: (0/100)

[Appendix:]

[Collapse Index: Assessed based on the impact the host has on the world's entertainment industry, including but not limited to causing a celebrity's image to collapse, impacting mainstream aesthetics, creating topics that provoke conflict among netizens, and changing the direction of the entertainment industry.]

The system will provide options and rewards whenever the host makes any major choice, and the host can choose according to their needs.

Lin Han wasn't too surprised to see the system. These days, you'd be embarrassed to call yourself a transmigrator if you didn't have one.

However, he was stunned for a while when he saw the "Honkai Impact Index" section.

Aren't these demands just making Lin Han a troublemaker in the entertainment industry?!

Before he could continue to study how to use the system in detail, another interface popped up in front of him.

[A choice has been detected for the host. Three options are now provided for the host to choose from.]

Option 1: Gift a cute teddy bear. Completion reward: 20 yuan.

Option Two: Bring nothing, go on stage and offer a sincere birthday wish. Reward: One Wallace's Diarrhea Set Meal.

Option 3: Gift a pair of black stockings. Completion reward: 10000 RMB cash, a beginner's lucky bag, and +10 luck.

What the hell?!

Is this system just designed to torture people?!

Lin Han's mentality collapsed instantly; it was like being stabbed in the butt with a chainsaw—his eyes widened in shock.

He believed that he had been honest and upright all his life in his previous life, and the biggest stain on his life was that he liked to send memes of lightning and whirlwinds. Why did he have to suffer such torment after transmigrating?

In full view of everyone, they gave black stockings to popular celebrity Yan Yuli...

People clerk?

They'd definitely be thrown out in a heartbeat!

Lin Han had already imagined that beautiful scene, and felt heartbroken and regretful.

but,

It gave us too much!

If you don't choose option three, you won't even get the system's newbie gift pack!

So what if the company fails? Who can resist money?

Lin Han gritted his teeth and rushed to the convenience store overnight. Under the righteous gaze of the clerk, he grabbed a pair of black stockings.

To avoid any misunderstanding from the shop assistant, Lin Han bought an extra brand-new bayonet when paying, and played with it in his hand for a while.

This was intended to prove to the shop assistant that the black stockings he bought would only be used to cover his head, and specifically the top of his head, hoping that the other party would not overthink it.

At this moment, Lin Han looked at the exquisite gift box in his hand, his feelings complicated.

"Hey Lin Han, what gift did you prepare?" asked Xu Hui, Lin Han's best friend, who was sitting next to him.

This statement hit Lin Han's sore spot perfectly. He wasn't in a hurry, and instead asked:

What did you prepare for your idol?

Hearing this, Xu Hui proudly raised his head: "I made this crystal pendant myself, it's heart-shaped~ Sister Yuli will be so touched when she sees it..."

That must have been incredibly awkward.

Lin Han gave a "that's enough" look. What era is this? People still give heart-shaped pendants, such an old-fashioned thing.

Unexpectedly, after hearing Xu Hui's words, the two students in the front row turned their heads away.

"Wow, this is amazing! This gift you sent is absolutely incredible!"

"I'm so envious. I'm terrible with crafts, I only bought one plush toy for Yuli..."

Several classmates started chatting, and Lin Han immediately fell silent.

Soon, the birthday party officially began.

During the gift exchange, each student present took turns going on stage to exchange gifts with Yan Yuli, as did the staff from the same agency as Yan Yuli.

Yan Yuli always smiled and nodded, elegant and graceful, and the gifts she gave back were mostly signed greeting cards or small toys.

Her manager, Luo Xi, was also keeping the atmosphere lively, and the whole birthday party was quite relaxed. The company wanted to use this opportunity to create an image of Yan Yuli as someone who gets along well with her classmates at school and has no idol baggage.　

Until Lin Han took the stage.

"Excuse me, what gift are you going to give me?" Yan Yuli smiled professionally, like an entertainer.

Normally, he would only catch a glimpse of this popular superstar from afar at school, but this was the first time Lin Han had ever seen him so closely.

Her features were so exquisite they resembled a work of art, and her school uniform exuded both purity and aloofness.

Two prominent white breasts tightened the buttons of the white shirt.

Her slender waist seemed fragile and vulnerable.

Beneath the pleated skirt, her shapely, cartoon-like legs were straight and long.

Such a perfect image is just missing a pair of black stockings, isn't it!

Lin Han comforted himself in this way, otherwise he really would have been imagining himself being tortured to death by his senior.

"Are you telling me to see for myself?" Yan Yuli smiled sweetly when she saw that Lin Han did not react.

003. Yan Yuli has grown up!

Lin Han gave him a "that's enough" look.

He was already used to Xu Hui's sudden chanting of the "Bible".

People like him usually have a name from their past lives—the abstract person.

"Don't do this in the barbershop!" Lin Han interrupted Xu Hui's spellcasting.

"???" Xu Hui couldn't hold back anymore.

How did it come to be that he went crazy?

Lin Han had clearly come with him, but now he was not only stealing the spotlight from his goddess, but he wasn't even letting him feel jealous.

Xu Hui felt incredibly wronged.

"Don't you think Yan Yuli looks great in black stockings?" Lin Han changed the subject in a serious tone.

"Perfect, of course it's perfect!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Hui became as excited as a child, his eyes never leaving Yan Yuli on the stage.

"Yu Li has the most perfect manga legs in my mind! I've imagined those legs wrapped in black stockings countless times. I have to say, thank you for giving me the chance to see the goddess in her complete form..."

In fact, although Xu Hui's remarks may seem like those of a pervert, they truly represent the thoughts of all the fans watching the live stream at that moment.

Shortly after Yan Yuli put on the black stockings, the number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed in a very short time and exceeded one million.

Photos of Yan Yuli wearing a school uniform and black stockings have gone viral on various social media platforms, especially QQ groups.

Tens of thousands of netizens went crazy after seeing Yan Yuli's photo!

Is this still the same child star Yan Yuli, who exuded both innocence and energy?!