They don't actually think I like them, do they?

"I'll eat your mother alive!!!"

Xu Hui excitedly ran up and grabbed Lin Han by the neck.

"I was so damn nice of you to treat me to wontons, but it turns out you just wanted me to eat first! Waaaaah, you deserve to die..."

Xu Hui shook Lin Han's head frantically, sobbing as he accused Lin Han.

These words filled Lin Han with shame and embarrassment, so he said:

"Fifty yuan is quite a lot."

"Please, have some decency!!" Xu Hui wished he could twist Lin Han's two heads off.

Looking at the big pot of delicious food on the table, Xu Hui couldn't eat a single bite.

This is like Xu Hui's biggest dream in life being to sleep with his idol, Taozi. Of course, Yan Yuli is a faith, so he can't have any improper thoughts about her.

As a result, Lin Han brought in ten bar girls who cost 200 yuan a night to take turns fighting with Xu Hui, squeezing every last drop out of him. Then, Lin Han called in Taozi and told her to let him sleep with whomever he wanted.

This is even worse than castrating Xu Hui!

Instead of believing Lin Han would treat them, I should believe I can get into Beijing Jiaotong University!

finally,

Under Xu Hui's persistent nagging, Lin Han, knowing he was in the wrong, had no choice but to agree that he would treat Xu Hui to a seafood hot pot before going to Baijing, and only then would the matter be considered closed.

Half an hour later, Lin Han, having finished eating and drinking, tidied up the table and plopped down on the sofa in the living room.

Xu Hui, standing to the side, was clearly still sulking about what had just happened, standing with his arms crossed and remaining silent.

"Alright, alright, Mr. Xu, didn't you say you were going to show me your novel? Hurry up and take it out."

Lin Han leaned against Xu Hui's arm and coaxed him.

The title "Master Writer Xu" clearly had an effect. Xu Hui snorted and took out his laptop from his backpack, placing it on his lap.

In front of Lin Han, Xu Hui clicked on a novel website called "Seven O'Clock Chinese Website".

This 7.cn Chinese website is incredible; it's currently the largest online novel platform in China. Judging from Xu Hui's words, he has already successfully signed a contract with this website.

It seems Lin Han's judgment was correct; Xu Hui's first novel was signed at 7 PM, proving his talent.

"Didn't you say you went viral after being featured? I didn't see it." Lin Han frowned as he searched the homepage, but none of the posts looked like they were written by Xu Hui.

"Don't rush!" Xu Hui said somewhat awkwardly.

He moved his mouse to the "Categories" section on the far left of the webpage and then clicked on "Light Novels".

The browser opened a completely new webpage, but Lin Han still couldn't find it on this webpage.

"I told you not to rush!"

Xu Hui scrolled down the webpage until he reached a point where there was no cover at all.

The featured section here is so pitifully short that it only has one line of concise text.

"Hey, this is mine."

Following Xu Hui's directions, Lin Han saw the book title—

Even though I'm a complete loser, I've been entangled with a beautiful girl.

119. Xu Hui's novels

Lin Han immediately showed an expression of extreme disgust.

"You know how to write novels."

"No, let me explain!" Xu Hui quickly waved his hand and said, "This is how the titles of light novels are classified."

"Don't you think it's disgusting to have words like 'beautiful girl,' 'I won't,' or 'I really think' in the title of a light novel?" Lin Han asked sincerely.

“But if I don’t name it that way, no one will read it!” Xu Hui shrugged. “Unless you’re a top author with a lot of fans, then you can name it however you want.”

Surprisingly, although Xu Hui hasn't been writing novels for very long, he seems to know quite a bit about some strange things.

"Stop talking nonsense and take a look!" Xu Hui rubbed his hands excitedly.

Lin Han took the computer and clicked on the novel's details page.

To be honest, it does have some popularity.

Despite having 60,000 words, it garnered over 800 recommendation votes and more than 100,000 clicks.

"No, you really have a talent for writing novels!" Lin Han exclaimed.

It is quite remarkable that someone who is writing a novel for the first time and who usually struggles to write essays can achieve such results.

"Of course!" Xu Hui proudly raised his head. "So, hurry up and look!"

Unable to resist Xu Hui's constant urging, Lin Han finally clicked on the book that Xu Hui was so proud of.

In fact, Xu Hui had told Lin Han a brief introduction to the novel before this, and if Lin Han had to describe it in one word, it would be "a pile of dog shit".

However, since this novel actually has readers, it might have some unique merits.

So, Lin Han still clicked on the novel with a sliver of hope—

The story begins with the protagonist, named "Sun Hui," learning that he has failed his college entrance exam. He sits on his bed crying and masturbates while looking at a picture of his idol.

"Wait a minute." Lin Han raised his hand.

"Mr. Xu Hui, isn't this part a bit too explicit?"

"What's wrong with that?" Xu Hui stared at Lin Han with wide eyes, as if he were the one who was acting strangely. "It's very realistic!"

"Realistic my ass!" Lin Han yelled.

"Look at the comments yourself!" Xu Hui said angrily.

Filled with doubt, Lin Han clicked on the chapter review section at the end of that sentence—

"I would call it an outstanding work of contemporary realism!"

"Lu Xun reborn!"

Lin Han: "????"

Am I out of touch with current aesthetic standards?!

"That's enough of being a superior person!" Xu Hui strongly condemned Lin Han. "This is how we rat people live. Don't think our lives are unreal just because you have a little persimmon and don't need to lift a finger!"

"I'll say it again, I'm a virgin!"

Lin Han was speechless and could only continue reading.

After failing the college entrance examination, Sun Hui's life became increasingly decadent. The world seemed to have lost its color, and he would rush to the toilet almost every day. This situation continued until the start of university.

After the start of the school year, Sun Hui continued to be invisible, with almost no presence in the class. He attended classes on time every day and played games until the early hours of the morning.

If there's any difference compared to before, it's that Sun Hui now has a group of roommates who can pour coffee with him.

Every now and then, Sun Hui would hold a hand-drip competition in the dormitory, where everyone would try to get the title "Void Invasion".

It's a group of people sitting together, without any tools, relying purely on their imaginations, to see who can rush out first.

This is Sun Hui's proudest moment – ​​he is always the champion and breaks records time and time again.

In recent competitions, Sun Hui's time has reached 3.49 seconds...

"You wrote a light novel?!"

Lin Han finally couldn't take it anymore. He felt that watching this stuff was a complete waste of his youth!

The key is that Xu Hui's writing style is not only incredibly powerful, but also unparalleled.

While the writing style isn't exactly elegant, it's certainly scatological literature.

He read eight chapters in one go, and the word "Niu Zi" appeared every few pages, which made his mind full of "Niu Zi" now!

Is there anyone who writes novels like this?!

Whose light novels are filled with nothing but erotica and smut every day?!

Readers who like novels that constantly use "cow" characters must be weirdos!

“How can you say that?” Xu Hui was displeased. “I just used a slightly unrestrained way of speaking. This is called modern vernacular.”

"So when exactly is your female lead going to appear?" Lin Han asked impatiently.

In fact, Lin Han, who had just seen this, was already beginning to have a vague feeling about it.

The novels in this world seem to differ greatly in aesthetics from those in my previous life.

Light novels should primarily focus on characters, especially female characters.

The biggest selling point of light novels is the variety of female characters with distinct personalities and unique charms.

However, Lin Han has already read eight chapters, and not a single character with any significant assets has appeared in the story yet; they are all just bastards.

If this were a light novel in my previous life, it would have been condemned to death long ago. It's a miracle that anyone is still reading it!

This suggests that people in this world don't seem to have a high demand for female characters in novels, or rather, that female characters aren't attractive enough.

To verify his hypothesis, Lin Han sped up his reading speed—

Sun Hui's listless days lasted for a month. One day, while getting food in the cafeteria, someone cut in line for him.

Sun Hui launched a fierce attack online, but in real life, when faced with such a situation, he wouldn't dare utter a single word. He could only stare helplessly at the muscular man cutting in line, fantasizing in his mind about beating him up, gaining everyone's support, and winning the heart of his goddess.

Just as Sun Hui was lost in his own fantasies and secretly chuckling to himself, a beautiful girl named "Lin Han" stepped forward.

She stopped the man who cut in line and asked Sun Hui to come to the front...

And so their story began.

Lin Han didn't want to read any further; he could basically guess most of the rest of the story.

What shocked him was the comments section.

"Oh my god, Lin Han is my dream goddess!!"

"How can there be such a wonderful girl?!"

"She's so kind. I wish there was a girl like her in real life who would save me..."

Isn't this too exaggerated?

Lin Han understood that with Xu Hui's imagination, it wouldn't be difficult for him to create a perfect female lead that would satisfy everyone's fantasies.

But what surprised him was that this level of attention had caused so many people to go crazy for their "girlfriends".

Have they never seen a truly charismatic female character?

As if suddenly remembering something, Lin Han asked Xu Hui,

"Brother Hui, do you know what 'tsundere' means?"

“'Tsundere'?” Xu Hui was taken aback. “I know what that word means, but it’s hardly ever used in everyday life, is it?”

"Then do you know what 'yandere' means?"

"What is this thing again??" Xu Hui asked, his face full of questions.

"What about 'scheming,' 'chuunibyou,' and 'naive'?" Lin Han asked hurriedly.

"I can barely understand what these words you're using mean, but I don't know what they have to do with the novel. What are you even talking about?"

Hearing Xu Hui's words, Lin Han took a deep breath.

It seems he's found a new path to collapse!

120. The Wind Rises

"So? Give me a fair assessment!"

Seeing Lin Han's look of sudden realization, Xu Hui quickly asked expectantly.

Lin Han looked at him with deep emotion and spoke her most genuine thoughts from the depths of her heart:

"If this thing can become popular, then I can do it too!"

"You fucking?"

Xu Hui's temper flared up immediately.

"Don't think that just because you write good essays, you can write novels. Writing novels and having good Chinese language grades are completely different things!"