They don't actually think I like them, do they?

Squeeze it!

So the whole family ascending to heaven was a physical ascension!

Lin Han was dumbfounded. "Aren't you an idol? How come you have something like this?"

"Ah, as an idol, it's perfectly normal for him to carry a bomb for self-defense."

What a normal ghost!

Are you a terrorist?!

In the darkness, by the faint moonlight, Mangzi's innocent student face looked like it was possessed by the King of Hell.

Lin Han quickly stopped Mang Zi.

"This thing is making way too much noise!"

Mangzi suddenly realized and patted Lin Han on the shoulder.

"you're right!"

Mangzi lifted up her floral skirt, and Lin Han's eyes widened immediately.

Instead of seeing a beautiful landscape, the girl pulled out a pistol.

To be honest, even Lin Han couldn't pull such a long pistol out from between his legs.

The problem is, Mangzi pulled out a real handgun!

Mangzi loaded the magazine with bullets, then took out a silencer from his bag and installed it methodically, muttering to himself.

"This is the M1911A1 standard issue pistol. Although its effective range is limited, when equipped with a silencer, it can kill silently in the hands of a skilled user."

After installation, Mangzi pulled the safety on the pistol, his eyes flashing red.

I can tell, Mangzi is a master at shooting handguns.

Is this really something I can see?!

Lin Han was shocked. Because of the 99 war, the gun ban in this parallel world's China had not been fully implemented, but being caught was still a serious crime.

Lin Han pressed down on Mangzi's hand again, "No, no, killing people would be pointless."

"Ok."

Mangzi finally put away her gun, so let's send her home to heaven.

Getting the landlady to come out of the house is a problem.

After a moment's thought, Lin Han came up with a solution.

The two broke off trees in the neighborhood and collected some wood and plants, which they piled up around the landlady's house.

Then Lin Han lit the lighter and threw it into the wood.

For a moment, thick smoke billowed.

Mangzi cleared her throat, stood at the bottom of the building, and then shouted in a sweet, delicate voice:

"Fire!!!"

Soon, the lights in the house came on.

Lin Han and Mang Zi immediately hid in the bushes on the side.

A short while later, a nimble, chubby man in pajamas ran out of the house, pulling a little kid by the hand.

Lin Han recognized her immediately as the landlady and her son.

Lin Han and Mang Zi immediately slipped inside from the back of the house.

When the two came out, a large crowd had already gathered in front of the house.

It turned out that Mangzi's shouts were too loud, and the smell of smoke was indeed strong, which attracted all the neighbors nearby.

"Damn it, who started a fire in front of my house?!"

The landlady flew into a rage after discovering the pile of firewood at the door.

For a moment, the onlookers looked at each other in bewilderment and began to discuss the matter.

　The landlady had her back to the house and was cursing wildly at the onlookers.

"Which son of a bitch is coming out here?!"

Suddenly, a loud "boom!"

Dust flew everywhere, thick smoke billowed, and all sorts of things flew around in the sky.

All the onlookers gaped in astonishment.

The landlady herself was stunned, and she turned her head shakily.

Upon seeing a cloud of dust, the woman knelt down with a thud.

"My goodness!!!"

Screams pierced the sky and echoed in the desolate night.

The landlady's little boy raised his hands and cheered happily:

"A flying house! A flying house!"

This is truly an ascension to heaven!

Seeing her perfectly good house turned into ruins, the landlady completely broke down.

She grabbed her son, who was yelling about flying, and gave him a sound beating on the buttocks, followed by a heart-wrenching wail:

"Who is this beast? Why would they do this to me?!"

The onlookers were filled with righteous indignation and strongly condemned the crime, saying they would definitely call the police and bring the perpetrator to justice.

Meanwhile, everyone else couldn't help but show their joy, thinking to themselves, "You woman, you've finally met your match."

People's joys and sorrows are different, but everyone just thinks this shrew is noisy.

Police arrived at the scene quickly and discovered fragments of C4 during their investigation.

The woman immediately said that there were cameras everywhere in the neighborhood, and that as long as the surveillance footage was checked, the murderer would definitely be found.

The group arrived at the security room.

Security guard Mr. Xia said that the surveillance cameras were turned off tonight and he forgot to turn them back on, so they didn't capture anything.

Amid the landlady's frantic yelling, the case had to be shelved.

......

Lin Han and Mang Zi ran through the streets, shouting and yelling against the strong wind.

So damn cool!

Honestly, Lin Han had never felt so good in his life.

It was as if long-suppressed anger had erupted in an instant, and Lin Han felt refreshed and invigorated.

"Having fun, huh?" Mangzi patted Lin Han on the shoulder triumphantly.

"That's true."

Lin Han had to admit that this girl named Mangzi was truly formidable.

"Let's go somewhere more fun!" Mangzi laughed.

"What's a more joyful place?"

Before Lin Han could even ask what was going on, Mangzi pulled him into a building.

As the deafening sound rang in our ears, one scantily clad woman after another walked around holding a wine glass.

Lin Han immediately realized that he had entered a bar!

002. A genuine idol

"I'm a high school student, so I'd better not."

Lin Han, a model student, quickly slammed on the brakes and said.

"Just consider it keeping me company, okay?"

Mangzi stared wide-eyed at her big, watery eyes, puffed out her little mouth, and wore an expression that was both expectant and aggrieved.

The little guy who just blew up someone else's house is now acting cute in front of me, it's just too unfair.

Considering that Mangzi had just helped him, Lin Han could only nod helplessly.

"I'll stay until midnight at the latest."

"okay!"

Mangzi immediately revealed a smug smile and pulled Lin Han's hand to continue walking inside.

"Thank you, both of you!" The girl smiled and gave a peace sign to the receptionist.

"Hey, Mang..." The receptionist had just smiled when Mangzi interrupted him.

"Please give me a better seat."

"Absolutely! Have fun!"　

Then, Lin Han entered a world of dazzling lights and revelry.

The rhythmic electronic music vibrated so loudly that the floor beneath my feet could feel it, and the scents of perfume and beer mingled together.

The hall was like a hot spring, with platforms scattered throughout, where men and women with heavy makeup sat.

The two stopped in front of a table near the stage.

The waiter brought over two pitchers of beer, and Mangzi quickly tore one open, twirling the beer in his hand.

"Snapped!"

With a single chop, Mangzi flipped the bottle cap off.

"Tonight I'll show you what true happiness is," Mangzi said.

Mangzi was incredibly excited to bring high school students to such a place.

This gave her a sense of guilt and accomplishment in making the other person a real man.

However, in reality, Lin Han was extremely helpless at this moment.

In his previous life, Lin Han was practically a god of war when it came to bars and nightclubs!

If I had to describe him, Lin Han is at least on the same level as Lü Ziqiao.

He knew this place all too well.

They chatted and laughed over roast chicken, and their interactions were free of any sticky residue.

Despite the abundance of beautiful women coming and going, the entire bar couldn't even muster a single complete pair of pants.

Lin Han treated the bar like a precious resource.

When he wants to cum, he's like a madman, searching for sex. After he's done, he has this face of contemplating life and who he's living for. Even the Leshan Giant Buddha would stand up and offer him its seat.

The more fun Lin Han had in his past life, the more annoying Lin Han is now.

"Wow! The DJ's here!" Mangzi suddenly shouted excitedly.

A sexy blonde girl walked onto the stage, and cheers immediately erupted from the audience.

"Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to rock out!" the DJ said, picking up the microphone.

"Wuhu!!!" the people below the stage shouted.

"Let's experience the charm of music together!" The DJ put on his headphones and started playing music.

The music in my ears suddenly became twice as loud!

They've been playing instrumental music without lyrics for a while, but now they're finally switching to pop music with lyrics!

As the music's intro got faster and faster, the DJ raised his hand.

Let's rock together!

Everyone went wild! They started swaying to the music—