They don't actually think I like them, do they?

He wore square-framed glasses, was slightly chubby, and had a square build; let's just call him Xiaoyuan for now.

Upon discovering that the other person also enjoyed playing games, the two quickly struck up a conversation. After a brief exchange, Xu Hui and Xiao Yuan went out for dinner together.

However, on their way back, the two saw a black silk on the road.

Upon closer inspection, I realized they were black stockings!

It lay there quietly on the ground, bathed in sunlight, as if enveloped in a layer of golden light.

On this first day of school, many freshmen were carrying their luggage to and fro, and some might accidentally fall out of a girl's bag.

Xu Hui is Xu Hui after all; his ability to fill in the blanks has always been quite good. He couldn't help but take a couple more glances.

It's fantasy time!

However, the next second, Xiaoyuan rushed forward and, taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, stuffed the black stockings into his pocket.

Xu Hui was a little confused. "What are you doing?"

"What do you think we can do?" Xiaoyuan asked excitedly.

Xu Hui was amused, but then suddenly became nervous.

"Take it back first, and then apply a good amount of glue!"

"I just put it on my head, the bottom one!"

"That would make it dirty. My opinion is, it's better to display it and use it to make tea," Xu Hui said excitedly, displaying his characteristic witty remarks.

Upon hearing this, Ohara was overjoyed.

"Holy crap! Brother Xu, how come I never thought of such a great way to use it?!"

Back in his dorm, Xu Hui went to the toilet. When he came out, he saw something boiling on his desk.

Walk in and take a look.

The water in his kettle was boiling.

A pair of black stockings were inside, making her sway her body like a black dragon.

"Your mom is even more serious about flirting than you are?!" Xu Hui broke down.

Xiaoyuan devoutly clasped his hands together, then picked up the kettle and poured himself a cup...

Hearing this, Lin Han gasped.

"Brother Hui, it seems you've met your match this time!"

"It's only the first day, and your title as the number one pervert is already in jeopardy!"

"Bullshit! I was just joking around, who knew he'd take it seriously!" Xu Hui yelled.

"Actually, the fact that you can think of this makes me seriously suspect that you've done it too."

Lin Han patted Xu Hui on the shoulder and said earnestly and emotionally.

Xu Hui immediately showed great distress, beating his chest and stamping his feet, feeling deep pain for having such an unruly roommate.

Lin Han had no choice but to offer words of comfort.

"Okay, at worst you can stay away from him in the future and not get infected by this pervert."

"I'm fucking furious!"

Xu Hui said indignantly, "Such nice black stockings, and he just ruined them like this..."

"You fucking plan to use it for glue, huh?!" Lin Han realized what was happening and almost shoved the coffee in his hand into Xu Hui's face.

They've all been admitted to their dream universities; they're already among the elite, studying at top-tier 211 universities in Beijing.

Putting everything else aside, this degree alone makes him feel superior when surfing the internet, allowing him to mock those with associate degrees as useless!

This rat-man's nature just can't be changed!

Sometimes Lin Han worried for Xu Hui. After all, if it were revealed later that Ju Zi Jiang's good friend was a pervert who picked up other people's black stockings, he would lose face.

“That’s great. You also gave Yan Yuli black stockings as a gift at her birthday party. If word gets out, we can be known as the ‘Black Stocking Duo.’” Xu Hui said with a touch of hopeful fantasy.

"Let's finish this!"

Lin Han downed his coffee in one gulp and let out a heavy sigh.

"What's the situation between you and that female fan named Xiaoya? Tell me quickly."

Since he had just come from Bilibili, he hadn't removed his makeup yet.

Staying outside now is quite dangerous. You could easily be recognized by fans if you're not careful.

Upon hearing this, Xu Hui's face flushed red, and he took out his phone and handed it to Lin Han.

Lin Han took the phone while glancing at Xu Hui with a puzzled expression.

He never imagined that he would see a shy expression on Xu Hui's smug face.

How should I put it? It's like watching Big Face Girl from "A Shuai" pinching your cheeks and trying to be cute. It's really weird.

I glanced at it briefly.

Since starting school this morning, Xiaoya has been sending messages to Xu Hui, saying she wants to come see him.

Xu Hui, with his autism and social anxiety, couldn't handle it! He kept making excuses to avoid it.

However, the two had been chatting on QQ for quite some time, so they could be considered friends.

It's perfectly normal for new students to have a meal together.

Finally, unable to refuse any longer, the two agreed to meet for lunch the next day.

Previously, Xu Hui had never believed that Xiaoya was a girl.

Because this guy was frighteningly straightforward; he only talked about the novel's content every day and never used emojis. Moreover, Xu Hui was well aware of how much he loved the novel's content.

Until this afternoon, Xiaoya sent a voice message.

Lin Han turned on the voice message.

"Dear Hui, see you tomorrow!"

A soft, sweet voice from a young girl sent a shiver down Lin Han's spine.

"Holy crap!" Lin Han couldn't help but exclaim.

It feels tingly and is so sweet!!

Although it's true that voice doesn't represent appearance, and often girls with particularly beautiful voices aren't very good-looking.

But at least from what I hear, this girl sounds really sweet!

He stared wide-eyed at Xu Hui.

This kid's good fortune seems to be really coming!

Xu Hui grabbed Lin Han's hand, his hand trembling uncontrollably.

"Brother, this time, I really don't want to miss out again!"

"It's okay, I can stay with you," Lin Han said emotionally.

"I have one more request..."

"what?"

"Could you come with me, pretending to be Orange Marmalade?"

017. Let's live together.

"Why?" Lin Han was taken aback.

This was the first time Xu Hui had made such a request since he became famous.

In fact, although Xu Hui is a bit withdrawn, a bit socially anxious, and a bit obsessed, there is one thing that is undeniable: he is never vain.

Back in high school, after I became famous, many people actually tried to curry favor with Xu Hui in private, all hoping to get to know me through him.

Xu Hui may have been proud, or he may have been loyal, but in any case, he never betrayed Lin Han, and he never did anything under the guise of being "friends of Orange Jam".

So Lin Han was quite surprised when Xu Hui suddenly made this request.

"I...I'm afraid...people will look down on me."

Xu Hui said bitterly, "Lin Han, do you know how much that girl idolizes me! I'm so afraid that when we actually meet, she'll find out I'm a useless piece of trash and be completely disappointed!"

"So if people see me going with you, they won't think you're a good-for-nothing?" Lin Han asked.

"At least it gives me some confidence," Xu Hui said.

Even though he had been a clown throughout high school and had never been vain, Xu Hui, in order not to disappoint his little fans, actually started making requests of Lin Han.

Lin Han sighed heavily.

"Is it possible that if I go with you, the girl's attention will be diverted from you?"

Lin Han was confident in this much.

"If you go with someone who's obviously not as good as you, they can at least make you look better. But what if your buddy steals your thunder?"

Xu Hui fell silent for a moment. Clearly, having had his CPU fried by the girl, he hadn't thought that far ahead.

However, when it comes to men who are clearly inferior to him...

"Why don't you call your roommate Xiaoyuan?" Lin Han said.

"Stop!"

Xu Hui slammed his coffee on the table. "This joke has gone too far!"

Who is that Kohara? A purebred, godlike being!

If you take this guy out with you, he'll probably never be able to hold his head up in front of girls for four years of college!

Lin Han patted Xu Hui on the shoulder and said emotionally,

"Brother Hui, now you finally understand what it felt like to sit next to you in high school..."

"Get out of here!"

Xu Hui was completely disarmed, his self-esteem was severely damaged, and he became even less confident.

　After much deliberation, the two remained silent for a long time.　

In the end, Lin Han decided to accompany Xu Hui first and deal with the rest later.

Given past examples, Lin Han was genuinely worried about Xu Hui going to the appointment alone.

Don't be fooled by how well that female reader is chatting with Xu Hui now. What if she's like Xue Qing before, chatting with Xu Hui purely for fun, and then arranging to meet him offline for even bigger fun?

Lin Han was genuinely afraid that Xu Hui might do something rash on his own.

After all, only a true brother can laugh at his friends!

......

After agreeing on a time, Lin Han got up very early the next day.

In order to deal with this situation, Xu Hui once again asked Lin Han to help him with his styling.

So Lin Han took Xu Hui to his apartment.

When Xu Hui entered Lin Han's apartment and saw the clean, tidy, and spacious living environment, he couldn't hold back his excitement on the spot.

"Damn it, Lin Han, you deserve to die!"

"I have to squeeze into a room with three other roommates, and I also have to deal with an insane guy. I can only masturbate secretly in the bathroom at night, sob sob..."

On his second day at university, Xu Hui deeply felt the gap between university students.

Lin Han went to the water dispenser, filled a glass of water for Xu Hui, handed it to him, and comforted him.

"Alright, alright, if you really can't stand it, then move in with me."

Upon hearing this, Xu Hui strode over and knelt down in front of Lin Han with a thud, hugging his brother's leg.

"really??"

"Are you kidding me?!"