They don't actually think I like them, do they?

Lin Han really didn't want to discuss the topic of his luck with the opposite sex; the image of the truck wheels running over him in his previous life was still vivid in his mind.

In this life, even if I want to study hard, all sorts of women will always come looking for me.

"Oh yes."

At this point, a hint of melancholy rose in Bai Feifei's eyes. She took another deep drag of her cigarette and leaned back strategically.

"He was my twenty-third boyfriend..."

"Wait, wait... how many terms?"

"Twenty-three terms."

How many have you dated in total?

"Twenty-four, but we haven't talked about it since last year."

"......"

Lin Han suddenly felt that listening to a woman who had dated twenty-six boyfriends talk about her passionate past was no different from listening to Ma Jiaqi talk about his college entrance exam experience—it was like farting.

Finally, the owner brought out the skewers.

Seeing the sizzling, oily meat skewers, Lin Han didn't stand on ceremony. Ignoring the fact that they were too hot to eat, he grabbed one and put it in his mouth.

Bai Feifei wasn't in a hurry to eat. Instead, she opened another bottle of wine, poured it into a glass, and drank it down in one gulp.

Lin Han noticed that Bai Feifei's pretty face was already slightly flushed.

"I know I've had a few more relationships than others, but actually, I've never been truly sincere with any man. I just played around with those guys, and so did they."

“Besides him—that high school student who’s so much like you, I thought that as long as I kept a nonchalant attitude in relationships and never took them seriously, I wouldn’t lose. But he made me lose so badly.”

"Then you..." Lin Han's gaze involuntarily shifted downwards.

The crotch identification committee determined it to be ( ).

"Don't overthink it. I've never done anything like that." Bai Feifei shook the glass in her hand. "Maybe I'm just lacking love."

"So, you've fallen in love with one person after another? You start a new relationship right after breaking up with someone?"

Lin Han didn't understand, but he was deeply shocked. Although he was also a playboy in his previous life, his mindset was at least good. He only wanted to give every girl a home.

At this point, a smile suddenly appeared on Bai Feifei's face as she looked up at the stars in the night sky.

"Most humans do not love. They develop feelings for someone because of their appearance, talent, or money. In reality, they are loving themselves. They love the vanity of being loved, the sense of existence when they are tormented, and even the inferiority complex that arises from not being loved. In the end, they love the emotions they themselves generate, which have nothing to do with love itself."

Lin Han was stunned.

Is this the conclusion I reached after dating 24 people?

To some extent, Bai Feifei was right.

In reality, at least half of the many sycophants in the world live in a world of self-pity.

They may appear to be deeply in love on the surface, but actually harbor ulterior motives. If they didn't want to possess you, why would they be in such pain?

Alternatively, they may be trapped in the tragic male lead role in their own "love story," unable to extricate themselves from the sense of existence and inferiority stemming from loving what they cannot have.

Teacher Bai, you really should let Xu Hui come and listen to your class!

As Lin Han was sighing, his phone received a message.

It was Xu Hui's:

"Lin Han, I've never asked you for anything before... I'm having dinner with a girl on Monday, could you be my wingman?"

062. From now on, you'll be my younger brother.

"What kind of woman would have dinner with you?? Brother Hui, we can't believe things like 'seeking a child for a large sum of money'! That's a honey trap!" Lin Han said anxiously.

"Bullshit! She's from the same school, a junior in high school! We met online!"

Didn't you quit the internet?

"Well, we still need to use WeChat, right?"

"Are you sure she didn't just challenge you to a real-life brawl because she couldn't win an online argument?"

"Please, have some decency," Xu Hui said.

"Great job, Brother Hui! You've really made something of yourself!" Lin Han said happily.

"She asked me to have dinner with her on Monday. She'll probably have some friends with her, so you can come with me too."

"Whatever, just dress me up a bit more."

"No problem," Lin Han readily agreed.

Lin Han trusted Xu Hui's judgment.

It's surprising that someone with severe misogyny who attacks women online every day could actually have a girl he likes.

You should know that when someone like Xu Hui sees a pretty girl online, his first reaction isn't to admire her, but to curse her as a jerk.

Now he's actually going on a date with a girl? If that girl isn't a good girl, Lin Han will eat this table on the spot!

"What's so funny?"

Seeing Lin Han suddenly smile, Bai Feifei asked curiously.

"It's nothing, it's just that a friend of mine is going on a date with a girl next week."

"and then?"

"He doesn't seem like the type of person who likes to interact with girls," Lin Han said, choosing a very tactful way of putting it.

"Male bronze?"

"No."

"Rat-man?"

Lin Han couldn't believe that this term would actually come out of Bai Feifei's mouth.

How does she know so much?

Do you know what this word means?

“My eleventh boyfriend liked to call himself a rat, and before he met me, he didn’t like interacting with women,” Bai Feifei said.

"So how did you two get together?"

"It's very simple."

Bai Feifei blinked, her pretty face radiating confidence.

"These guys may seem insecure, sensitive, and socially awkward, but they're actually very soft-hearted. A pretty girl can easily break down their defenses with just a little teasing. If you're also a little well-behaved, even if you smoke and drink and are completely outside his criteria for a partner, he'll fall in love with you without hesitation."

Lin Han was speechless.

What Bai Feifei said makes sense. Just like Lin Han before, he was determined to study hard and make his parents who abandoned him regret it. But in the end, he couldn't help but fall madly in love with Cen Sisi.

“He really was a country boy, simple and passionate. We kissed in our rented room in the north. If I behaved even slightly well, he would hold me tightly and wouldn’t let go, saying he wanted to spend his whole life with me. If I called him ‘husband,’ he would get as hard as a hammer. Later, I was transferred to Sichuan for work. He asked me with a cigarette in his mouth if I would come back. I smiled and said maybe, maybe not. When the snow melts and the sun shines, everything will be gone. Every time my new boyfriend kissed me and told me to hurry home, I would remember the silly way the country boy held me tightly while I was still dressed, and I would get wet from head to toe…” Bai Feifei said.

Lin Han was stunned.

I'm speechless, you wicked woman...

"No, my good brother isn't just any ordinary ratman. He's the shortest, poorest rat in the darkest, most marginalized, and most stinking sewers! He would never fall for someone just because they're a little pretty. I won't allow you to lump him in with ordinary people!" Lin Han said righteously, determined to get revenge for his good brother!

"Okay." Bai Feifei didn't argue, but continued drinking.

"So, you've become so insightful about life, how come you still have a high school ex you can't let go of?" Lin Han tried to steer the conversation back on track.

"Perhaps, the part of me that I love is the one who suddenly becomes serious...maybe."

As Bai Feifei was speaking, she suddenly collapsed onto the table.

Fell into a deep sleep.

"No, if you can't drink, then don't drink so much!"

Lin Han quickly moved closer to Bai Feifei and shook her body.

Because Bai Feifei was wearing a sports vest, most of her skin was exposed, so Lin Han could only carefully touch Bai Feifei's shoulder straps.

Damn it, do I have a passive skill that guarantees a woman will get drunk every time I drink with her?

"Sister, you're fast asleep, how are we going to settle the bill? Didn't you say you were going to treat me?" Seeing that she was about to become a bitter enemy, Lin Han became anxious.

Suddenly, Bai Feifei raised her head and grabbed Lin Han's neck.

The smell of smoke, alcohol, and the scent of a woman's sweat assaulted Lin Han's nostrils.

"Now that we're full, let's go home!" Bai Feifei laughed and put her arm around Lin Han as they walked out.

Near the door, Bai Feifei scanned a QR code to pay the bill, and then continued walking with a limp.

Lin Han was helpless. On the surface, Bai Feifei was hugging him, but in reality, Lin Han was dragging her along. If he loosened his grip even slightly, Bai Feifei would fall.

Along the way, Bai Feifei kept saying things that made Lin Han blush with embarrassment:

"I had so much fun drinking tonight, I'm really getting into it! What toy should I use when I get home?"

"Ahhh~~ I really want to have another serious relationship~ but I'm already numb."

"I really can't forget him! What was his name again...?"

"Lin Han, are you listening to me?"

"Sister, keep your voice down, everyone's asleep!"

Lin Han almost pleaded. He really didn't want others to know that he knew this woman.

What the hell is the difference between this and taking a dump while walking around the neighborhood?!

She was a very beautiful woman, but at the age when she should have been a wife, she became a madwoman.

After finally getting Bai Feifei home, Lin Han had just let go of her when, at the door, Bai Feifei suddenly wrapped her arms around Lin Han's neck again.

"Lin Han! You're living alone at such a young age. I don't know what happened to you, but I can tell you're just like me—a person who refuses to give up!"

"After you finish this drink with your sister, you'll be my little brother from now on. If you run into any trouble or want to chat with someone at night, you can come to your sister Feifei! Just treat me like family, and your sister will protect you!"

"Okay, okay, you should get some rest."

Lin Han agreed, then helped Bai Feifei open the door with her key and led her inside.

"Good night."

Bai Feifei waved to Lin Han, grinning foolishly.

"Good night."

Lin Han smiled helplessly, then closed the door for Bai Feifei.

She is truly a free-spirited and fierce woman.

Lin Han sighed.

However, Bai Feifei's last words still touched Lin Han somewhat.

When you're living alone in an unfamiliar environment, having an older sister to take care of you always makes you feel much more at ease.

However, Lin Han felt that he didn't need it.

Being alone is fine.

......

On Monday, when Lin Han arrived at school, he suddenly saw a cow-shaped hairstyle next to his seat.

Lin Han was stunned.

"Good morning," Xu Hui greeted. "What do you think of my new hairstyle? It was originally 80,000 yuan, but the hair salon gave me a 1/10 discount, so it only cost me 800 yuan!"

063. Xu Hui Also Has His Spring

"10% off"—does that sound familiar?

No, your hair looks more familiar, doesn't it?!

Lin Han covered the cylindrical object on Xu Hui's head, his heart tightening.