They don't actually think I like them, do they?

Li Ziming, who had just turned off the pornographic film and hadn't even calmed his little brother down yet, was now filled with lust upon seeing this scene, and his hand unconsciously moved towards his little brother.

No! This is marmalade! This is a man!

Li Ziming quickly grabbed his hand, warning himself not to do anything foolish.

However, he couldn't help but look at the video.

I'll just play around with it, I'm definitely not going to go all out!

If you charge in, you're a puppy!

Li Ziming comforted himself in this way, then smiled and placed his hand on it...

Three seconds later, amidst the elegant accompaniment of classical music, the dimly lit rented room was filled with the sounds of barking and the silent cries of countless tiny lives pouring out.

Although Lin Han's new video was approved in the early hours of the morning, it did not prevent it from sparking heated discussions among countless netizens in just one night.

The first question netizens discussed wasn't how good Orange Jam's song was, but rather that Orange Jam had actually dressed as a woman!

"I never knew that Orange Jam had such a hidden talent!"

"Yeah, that's fucking ridiculously hot!!"

"The skill I'm referring to is the cello, what you're talking about is..."

"Oh my god, Orange Brother's women's clothes are so beautiful, I could cry! What use is this gender to me!"

"He could have made money as a cross-dressing YouTuber, why did he have to do creative work!"

"Sorry I was busy just now, but now I can't help but ask everyone a question, sorry I'm busy again."

Soon, the classic image of Orange Jam playing the cello in a cheongsam quickly became a meme, circulating wildly in various QQ groups and sparking a huge discussion.

"When it comes to gender, there's really no need to be so strict..."

"Guigui, I apologize for all the things I said that criticized Orange Jam before! Who can argue with Orange Jam's two profound principles!"

In fact, a significant number of netizens believe that Orange Jam is a girl! They have even listed various pieces of evidence to try and prove this point:

For example, Orange Jam never shows its face. Generally speaking, only girls are shy like that; boys never care about these things!

For example, Orange Jam never showed them Big Bull...

After all, in today's Chinese music scene, it is not uncommon for women to sing male voices!

You're quite good at hiding this batch!

Lin Han was unaware of the uproar that was sweeping the internet. He posted the song, covered himself with his blanket, and fell asleep.

Lin Han went to school as usual the next morning.

Ten minutes before the morning reading class started, the students gradually took their seats. Only then did Lin Han remember that he should check the feedback on last night's video.

Lin Han was shocked to discover that his manhood was almost stripped away by netizens, and he was just one step away from being disqualified from being a man!

Damn it, are you crazy about women?!

Lin Han's Dao Heart was damaged on the spot. He had posted it in a hurry last night and forgot to specifically indicate that the performer in the video was not himself.

No, this doesn't need to be labeled, does it?

The genders are different, so it's obviously one of my friends playing it!

These Bilibili netizens actually managed to think of him as a cross-dressing man, they're really a bunch of geniuses!

Lin Han quickly wiped the sweat from his forehead and posted a comment in the comments section:

"This performance was given by a friend of Orange Jam who wishes to remain anonymous."

Lin Han then pinned it to the top.

After doing all this, Lin Han finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Just then, Xu Hui also arrived at the classroom.

As soon as he sat down, he turned around and looked at Lin Han with a serious expression.

Lin Han was puzzled when Xu Hui spoke up:

"Brother, I've never asked you for anything in my life..."

"Go away!!!"

094. It's become more elegant.

Xu Hui grasped Lin Han's hand tightly, tears streaming down his face, and said:

"Lin Han, I beg you, please just say yes to me. I'm ugly and sleazy. I've been the laughingstock of my classmates since I was little. No girl wants to look at me. Every day I can only play with women that other people have already played with on the screen. Even the dogs on the street are better than me. Please, please grant my wish."

Lin Han also said emotionally, "You really have two characteristics of ammonia monohydrate: you are both weak and can't stand the taste."

Xu Hui burst into tears, but Lin Han ruthlessly pushed him away and cursed:

"It's one thing if others don't know, but didn't I tell you yesterday that this piece was written for a friend who plays the cello?"

"Oh..." Xu Hui slapped his forehead and remembered.

Oops, I only used the bottom part of my head to think while watching the video, and didn't use the top part.

"That girl named Su Ruxue?"

"Ah."

"Then why doesn't she show her face? When you see someone in a video whose face isn't showing, wouldn't you subconsciously assume it's you?"

"Anyone who thinks of cross-dressing is out of their mind!" Lin Han shouted.

Xu Hui was heartbroken. He had thought his good brother had finally come to his senses, but it turned out that it was all a lie.

"But to be fair, your friend Su Ruxue is really something else! Where did you guys record this video?"

“My home,” Lin Han said.

"..." Xu Hui cried even harder.

"However, what do your female followers think about you showing a woman on screen like that?"

Lin Han was taken aback: "What? How do I watch it? Just use your phone!"

It was just a cameo appearance; shouldn't it be clear that we're just friends?

Moreover, Lin Han felt that even if he did have something going on with some woman, he didn't care what his female fans would think.

"Uh, what about Yan Yuli?"

"Huh?" Lin Han waved his hand. "Come on, how could she possibly watch my videos!"

Xu Hui truly lives up to his reputation as Yan Yuli's number one die-hard fan; he can bring up Yan Yuli in everything.

Ever since being deeply hurt by Yan Yuli last time, Lin Han's processor has automatically removed her from the special attention list. As long as it doesn't violate the contract between him and Yan Yuli, Lin Han doesn't think it's a big deal.

Moreover, since Yan Yuli is ruthless, Lin Han felt that even if she really saw it, she wouldn't have any thoughts about it.

at the same time.

In the classroom of Class 30, there was a seat by the window.

A gentle breeze lifted Yan Yuli's temples, and the girl's ink-black hair fluttered softly.

Yan Yuli stared blankly at the girl playing the cello on her phone, her face expressionless.

The sound of classmates chatting could be heard nearby:

"Hey, Orange Jam updated last night! The new song is called 'Ode to Love,' have you seen it?"

"Look, look! That girl playing the instrument is so pretty! I heard she's a friend of Orange Jam!"

"Indeed, her cello playing is amazing! I wonder if she has any deeper connection with Orange Jam... It seems that people with musical talent like to hang out together!"

Yan Yuli silently turned off her phone, her azure eyes still as cold as ice.

However, the girl buried her head on the table, unable to control her emotions.

A girl playing the cello?

She's beautiful and musically talented, unlike me, who can't even go to my dream music academy. How wonderful!

Appearing in Lin Han's video and playing the music Lin Han wrote for her, she can announce to the world that she and Lin Han are good friends. How wonderful!

A bitter feeling welled up in Yan Yuli's heart, but she quickly suppressed it.

Since it was your own choice, you shouldn't have such wild thoughts.

Once she makes a choice, Yan Yuli will never regret it.

She's always been like this.

But why?

Why do I feel so disappointed?

......

After Lin Han issued a clarification statement, the netizens who couldn't contain their excitement finally calmed down.

"I knew it! How could these fake breasts look so real?"

"Oh? So it was a woman in the video. Disappointing (pulling up his pants)."

"Holy crap, I suddenly feel much less guilty. I really thought there was something wrong with my sexual orientation!"

"But this woman is really beautiful!"

"Waaaaah, I'm a girl with sexual orientation issues. I've never been attracted to any man since I was little. I thought that was how my life would be, until I saw Orange Jam in women's clothing. I finally realized I had my virginity... I was fucking fooled!"

After more than ten hours of fussing, netizens finally turned their attention back to the music itself, shifting their focus from the performers.

Orange Jam's last update was an electronic music song called "Midnight DJ".

The incredibly catchy melody and the corny yet addictive lyrics are deeply etched in everyone's minds. Even now, many people still play "Midnight DJ" in their headphones while driving, studying, or reading in the library, and it's incredibly fun!

I was thinking that this time, Orange Jam would come up with some corny love song for everyone, but unexpectedly, the piano was replaced by the cello, and pop music was replaced by classical music.

Suddenly it became elegant!

The netizens were perfectly fine, eating heartily in their ten-person dormitory and taking a dump in the toilet, when suddenly their clothes turned into tuxedos and their chopsticks into wine glasses!

One second they're dancing in a nightclub asking everyone, "If I were a DJ, would you love me?" The next second they're listening to beautiful cello music in a golden auditorium.

Could the gap between the upper and lower limits of this marmalade really be any more outrageous?!

In fact, in this fast-paced era, spending four or five minutes watching a video of a purely instrumental performance, without any special effects or accompanying visuals, is extremely difficult and agonizing for most netizens.

With that time, everyone could have watched countless videos of beautiful women on Douyin!

However, because the composer of this piece is Orange Jam, people are willing to listen for a few more seconds.

Even if it's a purely instrumental performance that most people don't appreciate, even if there are no lyrics or entertainment value, please listen a little longer for the sake of Orange Sauce and Naoko!

In that short moment, countless people were transported into a completely new world.

When the gentle music flows down from the cello.

Many people were slightly taken aback.

Eh?

It seems... it's not bad?

The audience was even more shocked when many people realized that the piece was entirely in the style of classical music.

In everyone's impression, classical music carries a sense of death. It is called classical music precisely because of the sense of time it conveys and the feeling of evoking countless nostalgic thoughts.

Most people in the world today are most afraid of nostalgia. Everyone advocates looking forward and living in the present. The more people look back at that dark era, the more resistant they become.

In China today, it has been nearly half a century since any musicians have composed classical music!

Occasionally, there are one or two composers who write classical music, but the pieces they create are extremely gloomy, oppressive, dull, and utterly unpleasant to listen to; they are purely gloomy for the sake of being gloomy.

[Character Design 2]

It's still AI-generated art, just for fun. AI has many advantages; it can create any pose and outfit you want, and sometimes it can even act as an illustration.

Due to size restrictions in the book, the larger images are posted in the group.