at the same time.
Su Ze went on a shopping spree at the mall and left feeling quite comfortable.
"I need to find a hotel to stay in."
Arriving at the roadside, Su Ze prepared to hail a taxi and find a place to stay first.
Just then, out of the corner of his eye, he spotted a familiar figure.
"Huh, why are they all together?"
Not far away, Fu Xuan, Mona, and Sangbo set up small stalls, with a small table in front and a banner behind.
"This...this is fortune telling!"
This discovery amazed Su Ze, and without waiting for the car, he quietly moved closer to it.
The three were not far apart, and at that moment, several little girls were chattering away at Sangbo's stall, asking questions incessantly.
I approached cautiously and hid in the crowd.
"Master, could you please read my palm?"
Sangbo grabbed a little girl's hand, glanced at it, and then pretended to pinch it for a while.
"What do you want to ask?"
"love."
Sambo understood, extended his index finger and tapped it on the little girl's palm, sliding it down her hand.
"These lines are the love lines."
"Look, this line on your skin is clear and has never split. This means your love is strong and there won't be any emotional ups and downs."
"Really."
The little girl was delighted and looked at Sambo with excitement.
"That's the way it is."
He crossed his arms and remained very calm.
"What about me? What about me?"
The other girls all stretched out their hands.
"Okay, everything is fine."
"This is... a sign of a fulfilling love life."
"Yours is even more remarkable; a house full of children and grandchildren signifies success in both career and love."
"Oh, yours is not bad either, they're both good."
Su Ze, listening from the side, felt like vomiting blood. So you only say the nice things?
"cut."
"Humph."
Mona and Fu Xuan were quite indignant. How come his stall was bustling with activity while theirs was practically deserted? They really wanted to go up to the girls and tell them, "Is this guy bluffing you? You actually believed him?"
After seeing the girls off, Sangbo raised an eyebrow triumphantly at Fu Xuan and Mona.
You're still a bit naive to think you can mess with me.
Just then, another heavily pregnant woman walked over. Her belly clearly indicated that she was pregnant.
"Young lady, would you like your fortune told?"
Sambo spoke again. The pregnant woman had indeed come to have her fortune told. She first glanced at Fu Xuan and Mona, shook her head inwardly, and then went to Sambo.
In her mind, fortune telling... naturally requires someone older. Fu Xuan and Mona looked too young. Then look at Sang Bo on the side, wearing sunglasses and with a mustache, he looked very professional.
Arriving at Sambo's stall, the pregnant woman sat on a small stool and asked, "Master, can you tell whether the baby is a boy or a girl?"
"Um... young lady, you should ask the hospital about this."
"The hospital won't say."
"Oh... then let me calculate it for you." Sangbo first looked troubled, but finally, as if he had made up his mind, he took out a compass: "Miss, I'm not very accurate when it comes to predicting matters of men and women. At most, I'm only 50% accurate."
Pfft!
Su Ze was spitting blood. What the hell is this? Only 50% accuracy? You could have just said you were guessing randomly.
The pregnant woman glanced at Sangbo, her lips twitched, and she stood up abruptly.
Do you think I'm stupid?
"Hey...girl, don't go."
"cut."
Luck spat at Sangbo and then walked over to Fu Xuan.
"Master, can you calculate it?"
"can."
Finally, business came to his door, and Fu Xuan nodded affirmatively.
"Then...boy or girl?"
"boy."
"This...you haven't even looked at it yet."
"I can tell your condition at a glance."
The pregnant woman was dumbfounded. She had never seen fortune telling done like this before. Was it really just a casual glance?
"Ding~~~"
The phone rang, and the pregnant woman answered it.
"Honey, I secretly asked someone I know, and it's a boy."
The pregnant woman's eyes widened as she looked at Fu Xuan.
Is it really that accurate?
After hanging up the phone, the pregnant woman sat down in front of Fu Xuan's stall.
"Master, please tell me if this child will amount to anything in the future."
"Without your birth date and time, how can I calculate it for you?"
"Um...that's true."
The pregnant woman nodded, then added, "How about you calculate my fortune?"
"That's fine."
Fu Xuan nodded, then took out a compass and fiddled with it for a while before finally raising his head.
"Your life from now on will be alright, there won't be any major calamities, you'll live a peaceful and stable life."
"Uh...that's all?"
"Do you want to cause any more trouble?"
"That's not it."
The pregnant woman smiled sullenly and then left.
"You've been looking for so long, aren't you going to come in and sit down?"
At this moment, Fu Xuan's gaze locked onto Su Ze in the crowd.
"Hehe, you're pretty amazing. You can even do calculations in a simulated world."
Discovered by Fu Xuan, Su Ze had no choice but to step out of the crowd and stand before her, his face full of admiration.
"I'm guessing, it's a 50% chance."
Fu Xuan rolled his eyes. "What the hell could I possibly figure out? Just guess. Even if I'm wrong, what can she do to me?"
Well, so you were just guessing all along.
At first, Su Ze thought that Fu Xuan had calculated it, after all, this person was indeed good at divination.
And then you tell me you were just guessing!
My idol's image has been ruined.
Chapter 344 The city management officers are here, run!
After that, several more fortune tellers came, and Fu Xuan took them all.
Su Ze finally understood: it's all about saying one thing to one person and another to another.
Now that he finally understood what fortune telling was all about, Su Ze thought to himself, "I can do it too!"
"you?"
Fu Xuan glanced at Su Ze with disdain: "Although fortune telling is impractical, it still tests one's language skills. Are you really capable of it?"
"of course."
Su Ze nodded: "Why don't you get up and I'll give you one."
"Sure, what if you can't convince them?"
If you can't fool me, I'll treat you to dinner.
"it is good."
Fu Xuan stood up and gave his seat to Su Ze.
Sitting on a small stool, Su Ze quietly took an object out of his dimensional pocket and placed it on his person.
"Hehe, I may not know how to tell fortunes, but I do know how to cheat."
After waiting for a while, a fortune teller finally arrived.
"Young man, please have a seat."
He gestured for the man to sit in front of him, then calmly shrugged and asked, "What do you want?"
"I've been having some trouble at work lately, Master, are you really good at divination?"
“Of course.” Su Ze gave Fu Xuan a look that said he was sure, then said to the man, “If you don’t believe me, I can do the calculation first. If it’s inaccurate, you don’t have to pay.”
"it is good."
The man nodded in agreement.
"What's your last name?"
"king."
"Oh~~~!" Su Ze pretended to count on his fingers, then his eyes snapped open at 170 degrees: "I've figured it out."
"What did you figure out?"
The man swallowed hard to show his nervousness.
Looking into the man's eyes, Su Ze said, word by word, "Your father... also has the surname Wang!"
"Yes, yes, the master is right."
puff!
Fu Xuan coughed up blood. What the hell is all this nonsense? Isn't this just obvious?
"I also figured out that you probably didn't attend your biological parents' wedding, right?"
"Sigh...yes, it wasn't in time."
After pinching him a few more times, Su Ze said, "I've also figured out that your mother existed before you were born."
"Yes, the master's prediction was accurate."
Fu Xuan was dumbfounded. She really wanted to crack open this person's head to see if it was empty.
You'll Also Like
-
Battle Through the Heavens: Xiao Yan, I am your second master.
Chapter 133 5 hours ago -
Honkai Impact 5 vs. Genshin Impact, I'll provide the venue.
Chapter 289 5 hours ago -
The azure sea, but a lonely, fulfilled life.
Chapter 95 5 hours ago -
Warhammer, how did I become Butcher's Nail!
Chapter 155 5 hours ago -
Dragon Ball: Reborn as a Saiyan, they covet me.
Chapter 347 5 hours ago -
The Mythical Path of a Princess from a Destroyed Kingdom
Chapter 323 5 hours ago -
The whole nation: You're put to survive on a desolate planet, you'll be running an alien b
Chapter 368 5 hours ago -
Courtyard House: Primordial Chaos Pearl
Chapter 75 5 hours ago -
Chinese Superman
Chapter 209 5 hours ago -
A Maid's Survival Story in a Noble Family Mansion? Rich Landlords Are More Appealing.
Chapter 248 5 hours ago