Collapse Iron: After watching the simulation, they all turned to the dark side.

"Magic Skills (Blue): You have a high talent for magic, but the price is that you will become a little crazy. (Note: When performing, shout out the phrase 'Magic Skills!')"

"The Experience Card for Mourning the Deceased (Gold): You're right, but at the end of the world, a touch of red will forever remain for you. (Note: Reaching the end of nothingness, you may fall into an endless abyss.)"

"Master of Slacking Off (Green): Did you know? When robins are slacking off, they briefly forget about Sunday because people often say you can't have your cake and eat it too. (Note: Slacking off all the time is so much fun!)"

"Leadership Qualities (Purple): Your speech has an inherently seductive quality. For some reason, as you speak, the aroma of beer seems to waft from the nearby barrel. (Note: Perhaps, with your persuasive salesmanship, a loaf of bread could sell for 500,000 marks.)"

"Regarding the suppression (blue): No matter what, 800,000 versus 600,000, the advantage is mine. (Note: Beating a drowning dog is undoubtedly your forte.)"

I have to say, it truly lives up to its name as a pleasure simulator.

Lu Qing could detect a deep sense of malice and pleasure in every option.

However, despite his complaints, he still began to seriously consider the matter.

First and foremost, the must-have is the "Mourning the Deceased Experience Card." After all, who could resist the power of a Star Rail Transit?

[Fireworks: It seems there are already victims; some have had all their hair plucked out, don't you think? @BlackSwan]

[Star: Grand Duke of the Underworld: So, who will speak up for me?]

[Huang Quan: So, who is the Grand Duke of Netherfire?]

[Fireworks: Yellow Springs: I don't know, I thought it was a speed bump.]

[March 7: So, is this the true value of the Star Rail Transport?]

[Aglaia: Could you describe it in more detail?]

[That Summer: Why do you ask so many questions? Blonde seamstress, are you brainless?]

[Aglaia: ?]

[Star: Well, with Huang Quan around, we have the strength of a thousand people.]

[Fireworks: That's impressive. Tibo has over a thousand too.]

【Tibao: ( ◢д◣)】

【Ti'an:（｀へ'）】

[Tinin: ?????]

[Star: Holy crap, why is this Fireworks so mean! Honkai Impact is still hurting me.]

After securing the undisputed golden legend, Lu Qing turned his attention to the purple leader's aura.

This is undoubtedly a very useful Pleasure card.

For some reason, when Lu Qing took the Pleasure Card, he felt an itch in his philtrum, as if a beard was about to grow.

[Seele: Wait, 500,000 marks for a loaf of bread? Isn't that robbery? This world shouldn't be like this.]

[Bronya: Wait, which Seele are you?]

As for the remaining three choices, the first one to be eliminated is the "master of slacking off," which is completely useless. Only Qingque would choose such a talent.

As for me, I was born to be a master of slacking off, so I don't need to use this talent that I've already mastered to perfection.

[Blue Sparrow: Please teach me!]

[Fu Xuan: Qingque, I see you've got nothing better to do. You'll have to work overtime with me tonight. Any objections?]

[Qingque: ?_?]

Moreover, this joke is really lame; if my brother-in-law finds out, he'll definitely take action without hesitation.

[Sunday: No, who are you calling brother-in-law? Are you deaf?]

[Sunday: What does it mean to say you can't have both fish and your brother?]

[Sunday: Day One, In the beginning was the working.]

[Fireworks: Ah, this is hilarious! It really started with zero frames! Chicken Wing Boy, are you in a hurry? You're going to be so anxious!]

Sunday: (?°д°)

Finally, of the remaining two blue talents, Lu Qing locked in the Magic Skill without much hesitation.

Sometimes, mastering a skill, like making bird food, is quite a good thing.

Moreover, if Lu Qing remembered correctly, this was Xia Ke's signature move, and it might have some hidden abilities. Besides, that advantage was mine.

If Lu Qing remembered correctly, this was definitely a trap option.

A large number of people does not necessarily mean strong strength.

This is definitely a scam.

As soon as the simulated cards were selected, the scene before Lu Qing's eyes began to change rapidly.

Finally, something caught my eye.

"Simulation Notes: This simulation will calculate the pleasure events that occurred during the simulation, converting them into pleasure achievements, and the final rewards will be calculated accordingly."

"Pressing the button signifies acceptance of these unfair terms, and Aha reserves the right of final interpretation."

Lu Qing naturally wouldn't refuse; after all, things had come to this point, so let it be a contractual agreement.

"Simulation started"

"Zero years old: You were born in the toilet of a vocational high school. Your mother is hesitating about your fate because there is a toilet right next to her."

Ding! Simulation option triggered.

A. Sitting idly by, you blink and decide to play dumb to get by. You are determined to believe in your mother's compassion and the father you have never met.

B. Cry, and cry loudly to attract the attention of the head of discipline; that is your victory.

[Star: Why does this look a little funny?]

[March 7th: @Star, Aha is still too comprehensive.]

Lu Qing clearly doesn't intend to let others control her destiny. Only a fool would choose A, right? I'll choose B.

"You cried loudly, and your mother was somewhat at a loss. This quickly attracted the attention of the head of the disciplinary office. As expected, you survived."

[March 7th: I have a question. What would happen if Lu Qing chose A?]

[Fireworks: As the host, I can simulate the options for you.]

[Fireworks: Your mother finally made up her mind, flushed you down the sewer, and then died at the age of zero. Simulation ended. Simulation evaluation: Finished defecating.]

[March 7th: How could this person be so wicked! Even tigers don't eat their cubs.]

"Because no one would take care of you, you were sent to an orphanage."

"Fortunately, you survived."

"Soon, because of your cleverness, the circus selected you when choosing child laborers, and you were put in charge of feeding Big West."

"You discovered that Daishiki really likes to breathe in air, so you made a decision."

[A. Kimi has breathed on people a thousand times, but people have breathed on Kimi for the first time. Even if my spear is worn down by the rain and my warhorse is rusty, I will still breathe on Great Western Ji like Don Quixote.]

[B. Raise the whip and let out a cool hum.]

Lu Qing's response was: I'm really angry at Xijiha, but suddenly I really want to give it a try.

Then, you were met with a look from Daishi that seemed to regard you as an idiot.

[Star: I feel even sillier than in March.]

[March 7th: Wait, do you think I've always been silly?]

[Star: I didn't, I swear, Nameless Ke wouldn't lie to Nameless Ke.]

[March 7th: ~(TロT)σ Don't leave after school!]

"Finally, you're eighteen."

"By chance, you heard that the world-renowned Lady Black Tower is looking for the first stationmaster of the Black Tower Space Station."

"Soon, you decide to try your luck."

Wait, what about the option to refuse?

Why are there no options left at this point?

"Aha!!!!!"

To be honest, Lu Qing didn't want to see her creditor at all, and in principle, she didn't like this heartless boss.

All the employers and employees did was sell two dolls, right?

What's wrong with that? Even if the Emperor himself came, he'd still have to distinguish right from wrong, wouldn't he?

[Big Black Tower: Wait a minute, do you think you're still in the right?! Lu Qing, you wait, I'll pick a fight with you again when you get back!]

[Aista: @The Great Black Tower, Lady Black Tower, please, don't make things difficult for him. o??]

[The Great Black Tower: You're hopeless, Estella. You're utterly pathetic.]

[Hanabi: It feels a bit like an incompetent wife.]

[Fireworks: Great Black Tower: Madam, you wouldn't want my crush to get into trouble with you, would you?]

[March 7th: Is this still a live stream? Where did this come from? If you didn't know better, you'd think it was some website with a face slapped with a mosaic.]

[Firefly: Wait, why is there a mosaic on her face?]

[Kafka: Honey, don't ask questions you don't know the answers to.]

[Himeko: @Kafka, surely no one seems to know a lot about these things, but is actually just a clueless foodie?]

[Kafka: Is that really you? Don't make your sister Kafka laugh.]

[Fireworks: Determined to be a case of two noobs pecking at each other.]

Chapter 3 Social Techniques

In fact, Lu Qing had no real confidence in taking on the position of stationmaster of the Black Tower Space Station.

I heard that most of the candidates are prominent figures from all over the world.

There are double PhDs, wealthy young masters who come to experience life, and even travelers on their own destiny's path.

However, Lu Qing has one notable characteristic: he is not afraid of losing face.

Well, the truth is he can't make any other choice right now.

Soon, they arrived at the interview hall, where a group of seemingly elegant people dressed in gorgeous clothes were talking.

"Wow, that's amazing! You're actually a professor from such-and-such university," said a random passerby whose name the author couldn't be bothered to recall.

“Likewise,” replied a man named Duanmu, dressed in a somewhat flamboyant white robe.

As the son of a powerful conglomerate in the Star Sea, establishing a friendship or connection with an intellectual envoy from a genius club would greatly benefit his future promotion.

After all, his father had thousands of children.

You glanced around briefly and realized there weren't many easy targets.

Your choice is:

"A. Let's get started. I'm just passing by and doing nothing. Whoever wants to be the stationmaster can take it."

"B. Approaching someone: You notice a stunningly beautiful mermaid contestant wearing black stockings nearby, and you decide to approach her."

"C, put some pressure on me, bro. You've decided to attract the attention of the Void IX, instantly transforming into a Void Envoy to pique the Black Tower's curiosity."

"D. Eliminate all competitors, and you will find that there are no competitors left."

"E. Actual operation."

"Aha's friendly reminder: Successfully being elected as the space station commander will unlock the delightful achievement: 'Playing the fool'"

Originally, Lu Qing planned to open the stall.

Or try to chat up the little mermaid in black stockings; maybe something interesting will happen that night.

[Crydella: There are even Fury fans.]

"Haiserin poked the person upstairs."

[Aista: I feel like the sky has fallen.]