Collapse Iron: After watching the simulation, they all turned to the dark side.

Chapter 62 Stepping on it

The little mermaid princess already had the answer to the question of how to serve the gods.

This is a way to surely get the gods to forgive you. The little black box says that no man can refuse such service.

The next day, at the first light of dawn.

"The little mermaid's little scheme didn't succeed for the time being, because Lu Qing plans to go to Ohema to purchase some supplies."

This is the little mermaid's first time visiting a bustling metropolis. She is sitting obediently on Lu Qing's shoulders, curiously observing the world.

The little mermaid was not comfortable with the stares she received along the way.

"My Lord God, their gazes are so blinding," the little mermaid whispered close to Lu Qing's ear.

Lu Qing thought for a moment and then put the little mermaid into the pocket on her chest.

But there was a problem: Heather was soaking wet, and soon Lu Qing's chest was wet too. He could feel the sticky sensation of her tiny webbed feet sliding on his chest.

If you were to eat this...

Why do I keep thinking about these kinds of questions? But there's nothing Lu Qing can do about it; it's a characteristic of siren.

[Star: Is it oppressive? That's interesting.]

[Hanabi: Oh, you're quite the foodie.]

"Heather, I'll go buy you some clothes first."

"Could it be that we're going to that legendary, mysterious shop, Jin Zhijue's shop?" Her eyes shone brightly, like a clear spring.

"No, it's a shop that sells hamster clothes."

The little mermaid immediately became unhappy, pouting and looking at him innocently with watery eyes, while Lu Qing awkwardly touched his nose.

"Fine, I won't embezzle this time."

The king was very generous to the future princess, taking a large portion of the funds. Lu Qing originally planned to embezzle 90%, but the little mermaid was so cute that he decided to embezzle only half.

[March 7th: Some people who don't know the situation might think you only embezzled a small amount.]

[Star: Lao Qing still loves money so much.]

A whole suitcase full of clothes, plus the exorbitant prices at Jinzhijue's shop, made Lu Qing feel like her heart was bleeding.

Besides, why would you buy so many black bream for such a small fish fry?

There were also very short long skirts and some black tulle clothing.

However, on the bright side, perhaps you spent a small amount of money to buy a cute dress-up doll, the kind that hugs your fingers.

It's quite interesting.

The tiny mermaid, dressed somewhat proudly in black stockings and a matching brown skirt, stood on Lu Qing's shoulder and waved goodbye to the smiling Aglaia.

"I'll come again next time, dear lady who makes clothes."

Hathaway was overjoyed because she had acquired a treasure for serving the gods.

[Black Tower: This girl is so young yet already knows how to seduce men; she must not be allowed to live.]

[Estella: No! I've never even leaned on his shoulder.]

[Hanabi: You're so big, it would be strange if you could even climb on top of me.]

Aglaia was overjoyed; she had gained wealth.

Lu Qing wasn't very happy; her secret stash of money was gone, and she felt bad.

The little mermaid seemed to sense the god's disappointment, and quietly slipped her tiny black-silk-bound feet into the god's collar.

It's icy, cool, and slippery.

Then the massage began.

"My Lord God, don't be sad. I will serve you, and you will surely be happy."

Lu Qing felt an itch on his neck, but to be honest, the flippers were still too small. If it were Ruan Mei or the black-stockinged jailers of the Black Tower, he probably would have completely lost his ability to resist.

[Estella: What about me?]

[Haiserin: Is it still... too small?]

[Hanabi: Wait, you've already automatically put yourself in their shoes, and you're already empathizing? Things are starting to get interesting.]

[Ruan Mei: I've suddenly found a way to win over Lu Qing. I can try it once he returns to reality.]

[Black Tower: @Aista, if you stay at the door and act like an incompetent wife, I guarantee you'll be out of the picture in the future. I know Ruan Mei; she wouldn't give herself to you even if she spilled her juices on the ground. How about this: let bygones be bygones. You stop her for now, and from now on, I'll be the boss, and you can be the mistress.]

[Aista: I'm feeling dizzy. Should I stop Ruan Mei? Really?]

[Ruan Mei: @Aista, don't listen to her nonsense, how could that be?]

[Fireworks: Additional statement: Ruan Mei: How could I possibly shed tears on the ground?]

Lu Qing felt that this was not something a kind-hearted little siren would do.

So where did she learn all this? Soon, Lu Qing turned her gaze to her Pear brand phone.

Unlock and open the browser.

How to please a mature male siren? (Note: Golden Blood)

Answer: Stepping on him, skin-to-skin contact is the easiest way to win over a male siren with a strong desire for sex. (Note: Wearing black stockings that increase attack speed and critical hit rate will yield the best results.)

Lu Qing didn't plan to watch any more; if she did, the Star God of Review would come and bring her water.

"Haiseyin, did you break out of prison last night and go through my phone?"

"No, I didn't, you're bullying me."

Sigh, the little guy has probably been led astray, but that's normal, as fry usually don't have much ability to distinguish.

Lu Qing could imagine how ashamed Hai Seyin would feel when she grew into a sea monster, and how she would probably want to kill her to silence her.

[Fireworks: Is there another possibility that, when Hathaway grows up, she looks at you, the last remaining member of her clan, and, as a princess or a queen, orders you to have children with her to continue the family line?]

[Fireworks: Hazel: You don't want our siren race to be wiped out by the two of us, do you?]

[Star: Can you please tone down your talk about sexual repression? Do you know how shocking it is to a two-and-a-half-year-old child to discuss these things?]

[Haiserin: Actually, I don't think I'll do such a thing in the future.]

[Firefly: Yay! It's a flag!!! I'll write it in my diary!]

Lu Qing pondered for a moment, deciding to have a good chat with the little fish fry in front of him.

"Haiserin, I am not a god, I am just an ordinary sea monster, at most a useless Golden Descendant. You don't have to treat me like this. Also, I guarantee that when you grow up and recall this experience, you will be so angry that you will want to kill me."

"My lord, do you dislike my service? I'm hated by the lord, waaaaaah... o(╥﹏╥)o"

Alright, that was pointless.

Lu Qing was too lazy to care anymore. If he was like this when he was a child, maybe he would be better when he grew up.

[Hanabi: I've grown a bit, so I can hug more than one finger now.]

[Ruan Mei: Absolutely impossible! I have faith in A Qing; he wouldn't betray me!!!]

[Fireworks: Ruan Maomao's fur has stood on end.]

[Ruan Mei: You're the catgirl! Your whole family are catgirls!]

Chapter 63 Eating the Table

"As expected, you took Heather home."

"The little mermaid was playing with her skirt and seemed very happy."

"Although the gods feel sorry for me, they are still willing to spend money on me. I'm happy. The gods only take me out. I'm happy." The little mermaid couldn't stop smiling.

The little mermaid soon began to ponder an important question: why don't the gods like water? Shouldn't sirens all prefer a clear, vast ocean?

But last time I spilled water on his chest, he seemed angry and even walked with his back bent.

[Seele (immediately replying): This is hard, I meant the fist.]

I maintain the good habit of asking questions when I don't understand.

"My Lord, it seems you don't like water? But the gentle flow of water is so soothing!"

"I wouldn't say I like it, nor would I say I hate it. I probably just dislike dark and damp places. After all, books on a bookshelf can't really withstand the washing of water," Lu Qing replied after a moment's thought.

When books were mentioned, Hazel realized that almost no sirens read books, except for the god before her.

"My Lord, are books very important to you?"

"Of course, at least that's how it is for me, you know? Although we siren are naturally strong and robust, our learning ability is poor, and we have very few doctors." Lu Qing paused for a moment before continuing:

“A small wound can cause inflammation and even risk death. Through learning, one can learn to avoid these risks, which is why I became the only witch doctor through learning.”

"The deity is really amazing. No wonder all the beautiful older women want to pursue you."

Lu Qing felt it was necessary to recommend a book to Haiseyin, titled "The Art of Speaking".

The little mermaid thought for a moment and finally decided to tell him her plan.

"My God, I want to learn to sing."

"What's the reason?"

"Because the king's song brings encouragement, and I want to become the king."

The little mermaid's determination was commendable, and Lu Qing naturally did not intend to interfere with her decision.

Sing if you want to.

"But I don't know how! Can you teach me, Your Majesty? You've read so many books, you must know, right?" The little mermaid's tone was sweet and her expression innocent.

What a joke! Who do you think you are?

I'm not some idol trainee who's been practicing for two and a half years and is good at singing, dancing, rapping, and basketball.

"I'll find you a teacher in a couple of days."

"I want the gods to teach me that gods should be omnipotent."

"However, no one is omnipotent, neither in the past nor in the future."

"But didn't the gods fulfill my request?"

Lu Qing pretended not to hear and mumbled something incoherently.

He had already begun searching his mind for a suitable teacher.

She can sing, therefore she is a female siren.

They know me and are willing to help me.

That can only be henna.

[Hanabi: Hina: You're always thinking about yourself, aren't you? You only think of me when you need me?]

Lu Qing immediately wrote a letter and sent it over.

Kuroshio hasn't been making much noise lately, so she must have had the time.

Moreover, I recently planned to go out to find some medicinal herbs, which are hard to buy on the market and have the effect of stopping bleeding. I have no choice but to collect them myself.

We need to find a reliable person to take care of these fry.

"Hassey and the other little sirens began to learn to sing, but because they didn't have a teacher, their voices were rather unimpressive."

"You read the sleeping pill user manual again, and this time you increased the dosage slightly. Young fish are great; they fall asleep as soon as their heads hit the pillow."

[Fireworks: Lu Qing: No sleeping here!!]

The next day, Henna arrived in a flurry of activity.

"You heartless bastard! I thought it was a love letter you wrote to me, but it turns out you're just another one of those people who order me around."

"please."

Haina glanced at Lu Qing's handsome face, and the words she wanted to say remained on her lips.