Arknights: Studying medicine can't save Terra

Then he heard what Qi Yan said next.

"I'll eat the three-delicacy filling with the others, but Doctor, you'll eat the one that Shuiyue made herself."

"Friend, are you going to kill me?" the doctor exclaimed.

Kal'tsit glanced at the Doctor and immediately dropped the subject:

"Qi Yan, Amiya said that you showed a special attitude towards Yan Kingdom when you were in Longmen. You are also a Yan Kingdom person in a certain sense. Tell me your suggestions for this party."

"How could the mere Yan Kingdom compare to me, a true descendant of the dragon?"

Qi Yan waved his hand arrogantly: "Let me broaden your horizons and show you some real Spring Festival Gala programs."

As he spoke, he stood up and began to perform some strange dance in front of Kal'tsit and the other two.

Amiya: ? ? ?

Qi Yan got so excited that he started playing background music for himself:

"A laugh echoes through the martial world, waves surge and turmoil recede, all worldly cares forgotten."

Seeing that things were not going well, the doctor decisively jumped up and shoved a bottle of sanity potion into Qi Yan's mouth.

On the other side, Kal'tsit had already pounced over and covered Amiya's ears. The M3 flew out of her pocket and fled towards the window without looking back.

Qi Yan's mouth was blocked, and he subconsciously wanted to drink the sanity potion in one gulp and then rebel, but after licking his tongue twice, he found that the doctor had not opened the sanity potion.

Seeing that the crisis had been nipped in the bud by the doctor, the chaotic meeting room finally returned to calm.

Even Kal'tsit let out a barely perceptible sigh of relief, then her lynx-like face fell, and she even forgot to say the riddle:

"Why should I?" Qi Yan spat out his rationality potion and cried out loudly.

The professor, standing to the side, said rather irritably:

"This is a party held in imitation of the customs of Yan Kingdom. If such a program is performed and then reaches the ears of Yan Kingdom, they might think that Rhodes Island is deliberately smearing Yan Kingdom."

"You're not afraid the Celestial Master will come and tear your doghouse down, I'm more afraid my sanity will be thrown away."

Qi Yan curled his lip in disdain: "Their official actions are probably even more shocking than mine."

Amiya quickly stepped between the two, stopping them from continuing their banter.

Kal'tsit let out a soft, cat-like sigh, and suddenly remembered someone:

“There happens to be an official from the Yan Kingdom on Rhodes Island. Perhaps we can ask Jingzhe to come over and offer some suggestions.”

This statement immediately received unanimous approval, and Amiya ran off to find Jingzhe.

Before long, Jingzhe was led into the conference room by Amiya's hand.

On the way, Jingzhe had already learned what had happened through Amiya, and confidently said after entering the house:

"I actually have some experience with these kinds of galas. The Spring Festival Gala is inseparable from a type of program called skits."

The doctor recalled for a moment and immediately understood the meaning of the term.

He immediately became excited: "This is great! I came across this when I was slacking off... ah, I mean, when I was thoroughly researching the intelligence of various countries in this land. This is a good thing."

As the doctor spoke, he started uncontrollably spouting all sorts of lines.

"Imperial Jade Liquor, 180 yuan a glass!"

"When your legs are off the ground, the virus shuts down."

"Big hammer: 80 yuan; small hammer: 40 yuan; smash it... Oh wait, wrong channel."

Qi Yan shoved the sanity fluid he had just spat out into the Doctor's mouth, silencing his endless chatter.

Then everyone ignored the doctor kneeling on the ground retching and focused their attention on Jingzhe.

"So, Miss Jingzhe, do you have any good sketch scripts?" Amiya asked.

Facing the gazes of the crowd, Jingzhe proudly raised her chin:

Everyone: "..."

"Although I don't have a ready-made script, I can write one!" Seeing everyone's disappointed looks, Jingzhe became anxious. "After all, I'm a genuine Yan country person. I can just use a formula to write a skit."

For example, you could collect all the memes from last year, weave them in, add some educational value in the middle, and then give it a profound ending. If the plot can't be fully resolved, just wrap it up like dumplings.

As they were talking, Jingzhe's eyes lit up:

"Inspiration struck! I've decided to write a new screenplay, and I'll call it... Encounter Photo Studio!"

As soon as the words "Awakening of Insects" were spoken, the meeting room fell silent.

Amiya helped the kneeling Doctor to his feet and whispered:

"Doctor, the dumplings you've been longing for are here."

Qi Yan walked over and patted Jingzhe on the shoulder, saying with pity:

"Alright, I already know you don't have the talent for writing screenplays."

Promise me you won't mention your script to the Old Master when you get back, otherwise I'm afraid with her fiery temper, she might just decide to expel her from the family.

Kal'tsit lowered her head and remained silent for a moment, then said with a dark face:

"Perhaps... Qi Yan's dance is not out of the question."

"Hey, give me some trust, okay?" Jingzhe said, dissatisfied.

Qi Yan pressed down on Jingzhe's shoulder, making her turn around, and then pushed her back towards the conference room door:

"Alright, alright, we trust you, but there's something more important right now. Froststar and Qilin are baking pastries in the kitchen, and if you don't go soon, Xiaoke will be eaten up."

Awakening of Insects: ? ? ? ? ?

Before she could react, Qi Yan shoved her out the door and locked the conference room door behind him.

When Qi Yan turned around, he found that Amiya and the other two were somewhat silent.

The three of them clearly realized that putting on a good Spring Festival Gala was not an easy task.

"Ahem, to be honest, I actually have a perfect, explosive program that will definitely make the party atmosphere explode."

Qi Yan took a deep breath, unable to bear Amiya's disappointed expression any longer, and made up his mind to take out his most treasured possession.

"No physical explosions, please," the doctor retorted weakly.

"Mr. Qi Yan, are you going to get into trouble again?" Amiya asked worriedly.

Kal'tsit stared at him coldly, saying nothing more.

"Hey, give me some trust, okay... Hmm? Why does that sound so familiar?"

Qi Yan paused for a moment, then shook his head to shake the strange sense of déjà vu out of his mind, and said seriously:

"A party should be lively and fun, so there will definitely be dancing. Amiya, can you dance?"

Amiya hesitated before nodding when Qi Yan asked her the question:

"I can dance a little, but even I can't possibly energize the whole audience with just one dance."

"Wow, I love dancing!" The professor was the first to jump out in support.

Qi Yan held the doctor down and said with a smile:

“You’re not alone. There are two other people with you. I have a ready-made dance choreography here, complete with music, called Running In The Dark.”

"Who are the other two people?" Amiya asked.

"Old Chen, and..."

Qi Yan turned to look at Kal'tsit, who was watching the farce with an expressionless face.

Kal'tsit: ?!

Chapter 00004 Extra: Setting Off Fireworks

Two frosty moons hang high in the inky night sky.

The Milky Way is deep and mysterious, concealing unknown turbulent forces.

Until, a red dot of light rapidly rose, then exploded into a sky full of fireworks with a deafening roar.

The burst of fireworks was like a signal, followed by more and more points of light rising up, adding brilliant colors to the quiet night.

On the bridge platform of Rhodes Island, red decorations and lanterns are everywhere. A figure, even more aloof than the night, stands at the edge of the platform, leaning against the railing.

Footsteps came from behind me.

The aloof-looking Luper girl didn't need to turn around to recognize the person who had spoken.

"Hiss, whew, smug."

Various strange onomatopoeic words came out of Qi Yan's mouth. He walked to Qi Lin's side with trembling steps, constantly scratching his frizzy hair and tail with both hands.

Qi Lin glanced at him but didn't say anything.

"Aren't you going to ask your older brother what happened to me?" Qi Yan asked, taking the initiative to speak.

"You got electrocuted," Qi Lin said calmly.

"Aren't you going to ask me why I got electrocuted?" Qi Yan pressed.

"You have the scent of Miss Jingzhe on you. You offended her, so you were electrocuted."

Qi Yan opened his mouth, only to find that his younger sister had already said everything, and immediately pouted with a wronged look.

After a moment of silence, Qi Yan's restless mutterings began to linger in Qi Lin's ears:

"My little sister has become smarter, she's not cute anymore, she doesn't care about me anymore, sob sob sob."

Qi Lin: "..."

Seeing that Qi Yan showed no sign of stopping, she sighed helplessly and asked:

What happened between you and Miss Jingzhe?

"Wuhu, I got electrocuted by the Awakening of Insects! Twice!"

Qi Yan let out a strange cry and excitedly shared his experience with his younger sister.

Unfortunately, her silence did not deter Qi Yan, who had already started talking.

“On my way to find you, I ran into Jingzhe. She asked me if she could leave the island after the party, as she also wanted to go back to Yan to visit her relatives and friends.”

Qi Yan frolicked around Qi Lin, creating a 3D surround sound effect with his body: "Laughing to death, since she asked that, of course I wouldn't agree, and then I got electrocuted."

Qi Lin: "..."

"After shocking me, she told me, with a mix of anger and smugness, that Kal'tsit had already approved her leave request and that she was only asking me because she had guessed my reaction and was just looking for an excuse to shock me."

At this point, Qi Yan shook his head smugly: "Hilarious! She thought she was on the second level, but she didn't expect I was on the third. I had to be this shameless. I just wanted her to electrocute me!"

Qi Lin: "..."

"And one shock wasn't enough, so I took advantage of her smugness and gave her big tail a good rub!"

Qi Yan turned around and shoved his tail into Qi Lin's face, ignoring his younger sister's increasingly murderous gaze, and said to himself, "In the end, this woman actually shoved her staff into my tail and shocked me. My poor tail hairs are all singed."

Qi Lin took a deep breath, raised her hand and grabbed Qi Yan's tail, forcefully pulling it from the base to the tip, cleanly and neatly plucking off all the charred fur along with a large amount of normal white fur.

The next second, Talking Tom's meows echoed in Qilin's ears.

Listening to the background noise created by Qi Yan, Qi Lin continued to look up at the fireworks blooming in the night sky.

As the background noise faded, Qi Yan sidled up behind Qi Lin, peering through the gap between her two furry wolf ears to admire the beautiful fireworks.

"Hey sis, do you think fireworks that go up in the sky are round or flat?" Qi Yan asked, trying to make conversation.

Qi Lin ignored the annoying guy.

"Sis, should we watch the fireworks from below or from the side?" Qi Yan asked herself, "Or... should I just lie down on the fireworks tube and look inside?"

Qi Lin's snow-white wolf ears twitched, and she finally couldn't help but show her familiar look of disgust, as if she were looking at her older brother as if he were an idiot.

"Ah, Spalashi!"

Qi Yan let out a satisfied sigh and said happily, "Don't worry, I'm wearing clothes that my little sister made for me herself, how could I bear to get them dirty?"

Qi Lin pursed her lips, turned back to continue gazing at the fireworks:

"If it gets dirty, I'll wash it for you; if it's damaged, I'll make you a new one."