Arknights: Studying medicine can't save Terra

"Dongfeng Express, mission accomplished!"

Qi Yan patted the missile in front of him, his smile gradually turning sinister: "If this missile fails to accurately hit Da Xi Gua's face with our combined efforts, I'll do a handstand and peek under Kal'tsit's skirt!"

Although Nian didn't know who Kal'tsit was, she could hear the confidence in Qi Yan's tone.

"Hey!!!"

A scream came from the alley not far away. The storyteller, who had been transformed by Xi, could no longer bear to watch and jumped out to loudly stop him:

"You two, don't go too far! I'll come out, okay?!"

Seeing this, Nian couldn't help but click his tongue softly, saying unhappily:

"How could you come out on your own initiative? We've wasted so much energy on Dongfeng Express."

The storyteller stared wide-eyed in astonishment: "You two bastards, didn't you just want me to come out?"

Looking at the 'Dongfeng Express' with a troubled expression, he frowned and said:

"That's what I said..."

"Who is he? Do you know him?" Qi Yan suddenly patted Nian's shoulder, interrupting her.

Nian suddenly realized: "Oh right, I don't know him!"

"Year!!!"

The storyteller let out a scream, waved his hand to remove his disguise, and revealed his stunning true appearance.

Unfortunately, long before she could make a move, Qi Yan and Nian had already tacitly activated the 'Dongfeng Express'.

Flames erupted from the bottom of the 'Dongfeng Express'.

On that day, even people far away in Gouwu City saw the flames and mushroom cloud rising into the sky.

Chapter 827 The Collapse of the Big West Melon

The Rat King and his men, covered in dust and dirt, got up from the ground, looked around, and then fell silent.

No one expected that such a large missile could be launched so easily by Qi Yan and Nian.

The Rat King and the others felt a sudden flash of light before their eyes. The last thing they saw was Xi summoning her great red sword and splashing ink-colored sword light to teleport everyone out of the painting.

Even with Xi's intervention, causing the missile to explode within the painting, half of the main peak of the Gray Qi Mountains was still missing, and the top of the entire mountain was blasted into a deep crater resembling a volcano.

The Rat King and the others were thrown by Xi onto the edge of the deep pit, feeling the dust kicked up by the explosion hitting their faces, and remained silent for a long time.

Finally, Zuo Le couldn't hold back any longer and asked in a slightly hoarse voice:

"I hope Xi wasn't really killed in the bombing?"

Even the aftershocks of the explosion through the painting had ravaged the mountain like this; he simply couldn't imagine the terrifying impact Xi would have to endure if she had faced the missile explosion directly.

As soon as Zuo Le finished speaking, Qi Yan and his sister and Nian appeared out of thin air and landed steadily in front of them.

"How are you feeling?" Qi Yan asked Nian.

"The accuracy is perfect, the explosive power is excellent, but the trajectory distance needs improvement." Nian shook his head in dissatisfaction. "It only penetrated nineteen paintings before reaching its limit."

"You can discuss this further with Kroos after you go to Rhodes Island."

"That piece of pure gold of yours..."

I'll send you one later.

As the two were talking, a small figure with a dark face, as if he had just crawled out of a coal mine, tumbled down from the sky and landed awkwardly in the center of the deep pit.

Xi's long hair was curled up by the heat of the explosion. She propped herself up, gritted her teeth, and showed her white little silver teeth, glaring hatefully at the two people looking down at her from the edge of the pit.

"You two bastards! That's too much!"

Xi slammed her fist on the broken rocks beneath her, letting out an angry scream.

Qi Yan and Nian exchanged a glance, and the next second, Qi Yan leaped over and pounced on Xi in a tiger-like landing.

He grinned lewdly and said in an exaggerated tone:

"I've always wanted to see that expression on your face, that look of someone who's been wronged!"

Xi gritted her teeth, making a grinding sound, and could no longer bear it. She summoned a scroll, but without opening it, she used it as a stick to beat Qi Yan.

Qi Yan turned and ran away, with Xi chasing after him relentlessly. Nian was not to be outdone, chasing after him and looking for an opportunity to stuff firecrackers into Xi's long hair.

"Why are you helping outsiders bully me, you bastard!"

Upon discovering Nian's subtle actions, Xi immediately changed targets and began to hunt him down.

Qi Yan decisively turned his head and, taking advantage of Xi Bei Nian's distraction, tried to light the firecrackers in Xi's hair.

"what!!!!"

With Xi's desperate screams, she completely gave up chasing the two bastards, squatted down with her hands covering her head, and buried her dark little face in her knees.

Upon seeing this, Qi Yan and Nian exchanged glances and stopped what they were doing.

The two cautiously approached Xi's side.

Qi Yan poked Xi's shoulder, but Xi immediately slapped his hand away without even looking up.

"You really cried?" Qi Yan asked with concern.

Xi kept her face down and didn't say anything.

Nian also squatted down, parted Xi's slightly curly hair, and revealed her own little sister's pitiful little face.

She asked with concern, "Did you really cry?"

"I...I didn't."

Xi continued to be stubborn, muttering to herself with a slightly nasal tone.

Qi Yan and Nian exchanged another glance, and then both of them simultaneously reached into their pockets.

But Qi Yan's hand immediately froze, only then realizing that he didn't have a terminal.

But Nian had already pulled out a red terminal and started snapping photos of Xi's mournful little face.

"Wow! I'm going to set these photos as my desktop background and screensaver!" Nian shouted excitedly as he took the photos.

Qi Yan acted as the strategist on the sidelines:

"Set your lock screen to a beautiful photo of the sunset, and your home screen to this dark, crying face. That way, when you unlock your phone, the effect will be amazing!"

"As expected of you, my go-to screenwriter!"

"You two bastards!"

Xi went berserk again, summoning a blank scroll. Taking advantage of the fact that the two things beside her were distracted by the terminal, she covered the two of them under the scroll and put them all into the painting.

She then nimbly pulled out a rope used for binding paintings, wrapped it tightly around the scroll, and finally threw it with all her might.

The slender scroll, like a missile, roared through the sky and disappeared into the horizon.

Zuo Le stared blankly as the farce came to an end, and found that Xi, who was left behind panting, was in a disheveled state, but clearly had no injuries at all.

This was the first time he had ever directly experienced the terrifying power of these gods, and the impact on his mind far exceeded any description he had ever seen in books.

The explosion, whose residual force alone could destroy a mountain, only managed to make these beings look somewhat disheveled!

The Rat King noticed the change in Zuo Le's mood beside him. He raised his hand to gently stroke his beard, intending to take the opportunity to teach the young man a lesson.

But when he touched the once meticulously groomed, smooth beard, he found it to be dry and frizzy, causing the Rat King to freeze in surprise.

He lowered his hand with a blank expression and took a soft breath.

He couldn't afford to offend Qi Yan, Nian, or Xi.

"Young Master Zuo, do you now realize how naive you've been?" The Rat King decided to target those he could afford to offend.

"I know I was wrong," Zuo Le said sheepishly.

He had realized the danger of his rashly going to confront Qi Yan directly.

In front of this group of immortals, his supposedly superb martial arts skills were nothing but a joke.

In their eyes, he was probably no different from any other Originium Bug.

“That’s not what I meant.” The Rat King shook his head. “You must have a guardian with you. He allows you to contact Qi Yan, so he must know something about Qi Yan.”

I said you're naive because you lack observation and control over the situation. As the candle-bearer of the Lunar New Year, you don't understand the characteristics of the year and the evening.

"Uncle Lin, you mean..."

“If I were in your position, I would have arranged for Xi and Qi Yan to meet long ago.” The Rat King’s gaze swept over the deep pit before him. “That way, the Yan Kingdom could have avoided this calamity.”

Zuo Le was shocked: "But Xi might be in danger!"

The Rat King narrowed his eyes, looking at Zuo Le with a scrutinizing gaze:

"Isn't this exactly what your Si Suitai wants?"

Zuo Le: "..."

The Rat King snorted and admonished, "Hesitation is futile! Whether the attitude of the Year God is correct or not is another matter. Since you have chosen to work for the Year God, you should not let anything disturb your judgment. All your actions should serve this goal."

This time, after getting to know Xi and finding her to be a good person, you fell into womanly compassion and even risked your life. What about next time? And the time after that?

"I...I know I was wrong."

Zuo Le was speechless and could only lower his head and honestly admit his mistake.

The Rat King opened his mouth as if to say something, but suddenly realized that he was being locked onto by a gaze.

He turned his head and was startled by Xi's dark little face that had silently approached him, making his beard tremble.

"Old man, when you say these things, could you at least consider that the person being discussed is still here?"

Xi stared at the Rat King with displeasure and said in a cold voice, "I still remember that it was you who brought Nian to the Gray Qi Mountains."

The Rat King's eyes darted away; he would rather die than admit to such a thing.

"Miss Xi, it was Miss Nian who brought me here!"

"I'm sorry, I'm very angry right now and I don't want to hear your excuses."

Xi took out another blank scroll, opened it, and prepared to include the Rat King and his men in the painting, then pack them up and throw them away, giving herself some peace and quiet.

But just as she unfurled the scroll a little, the head of a white Lupo dog popped out from it:

"These paintings by Da Xigua are all connected! Where have I gotten lost... Hey? I'm back!"

Chapter 828 Qi Yan from the Human Resources Department Officially Goes Online

The evening emitted a sharp, explosive sound.

She reacted as if she had touched something dirty, and flung the scroll and the dog's head out of her hand.

Qi Yan's head flipped in the air, and seeing that his face was about to make intimate contact with the ground, he quickly pulled his head back into the painting.

The next second, Nian's curious head popped out from the painting:

"Let me see what's going on... Ouch!"

Before she could finish speaking, she gave her first kiss to the earth.

The scroll fluttered twice, bulging in the middle. Qi Yan squatted on Nian's body, raised his hand to lift a corner of the scroll, and peeked out to see what was happening outside.

Seeing that Xi was about to make a move again, Qi Yan quickly backed down:

"Big Xigua, I was wrong, but I'll do it again next time."

"Don't push your luck!" Xi roared, "Even if I die here today and re-merge into the Year Beast, I will never submit to you and Nian!"

"Come to the island now and enjoy six-star exclusive treatment, flexible working hours, private workstation, and elimination of all useless socializing."

Qi Yan said quickly, "There is also a large canteen that caters to everyone, with professional chef Fu Rong as the head chef. We will eliminate any bad eating habits such as spicy, sour, or cold foods, and guarantee that you will not eat any abnormally spicy seasonings that have been secretly sprinkled into the food."

Meanwhile, our Defense Chief, Ms. Saria, with ten years of professional bomb disposal experience, guarantees that no explosions will occur on the Rhodes Island ships. In the unlikely event of an accident, I'll stand upside down and openly look under my sister's skirt!

evening:"……"

Qi Lin: "..."

Both women fell into deep thought at the same time.