"Elder Zhang is allergic, and so am I."
The two worked together perfectly. As for why Lu An had an allergic reaction, it was because he sensed something was wrong.
As for what was wrong, he couldn't put his finger on it.
Snapped!
"No, you absolutely have to eat it!"
The fairy slammed her hand on the table in anger, startling the two of them so much that they almost jumped off their chairs.
No, are you forcing people to eat this?
"If you don't eat, I will..."
The fairy's body trembled slightly, as if she was preparing something.
Upon seeing this, Lu An immediately thought to himself, "This is bad."
This situation suggests he might be an undercover agent! He's desperate and about to draw his sword!
Hold up a sign to calm her down! Otherwise, she might suddenly attack and hurt someone!
So Lu An wanted to raise his sign, but Elder Zhang next to him was faster.
"Nine points! Elder Zhang gave it nine points!"
Only then did Lu An see that Elder Zhang, who had just said he was allergic to flower cakes made from flowers, had actually stuffed a flower cake into his mouth.
Oh no! This kid beat us to it!
Before Lu An could even raise his scorecard, he felt something soft press against him.
Elder Lu, please just have one bite! Please!
Before he knew it, this fairy had pressed herself against him, her large breasts rubbing against his arm, leaving him bewildered.
"I...I...I'll..." Lu An raised his hand to grab the flower cake, but the next moment he felt a murderous aura coming towards him.
"You're not going to eat, huh? I was originally planning to make your death look better, but you asked for it!"
The fairy beside him placed her hands in the deep cleavage between her breasts, and then a silver light was drawn out from it and stabbed towards him.
Holy crap! It's an assassin!
Chapter 130 So is this situation normal?
I drew my sword from my chest! A traitor has plotted against me! My life is over!
This was the only thought in Lu An's mind, and he considered it to be his last.
But the next moment, a hand reached out and blocked the sword that was thrusting at Lu An.
"you……"
"Don't even think about harming anyone from my sect in front of me!" Zhang Kefan said coldly, looking at the woman in front of him.
The woman was also stunned. She thought she was fast enough, but she didn't expect Elder Zhang next to her to be even faster.
Zhang Kefan simply squeezed it lightly, and the dagger instantly broke.
Everyone was stunned, including Lu An.
This... this is an elder in charge of the Spirit Dining Hall? His speed and fighting prowess are incredible!
This fairy... no, this woman reacted very quickly. The next moment, she slid a dagger out of her sleeve and stabbed at him.
Those skillful movements... he's a pro! He must be a pro!
But she was fast, and Elder Zhang was even faster.
Bang!
Elder Zhang simply reached out and deflected the dagger.
The moment the dagger touched Elder Zhang's hands, it bounced off as if it had encountered steel.
With a single palm strike, the woman was sent flying into a nearby pillar. A loud bang was heard, and a figure was imprinted on the pillar.
The woman slid off the pillar and fell to the ground, unconscious.
"I'm sorry, Elder Lu, I couldn't help but intervene when I saw this person attack you." Elder Zhang cupped his hands and said, "I know that with Elder Lu's strength, my intervention was unnecessary, but I still couldn't help it."
"It's alright, I still have time to spare." Lu An waved his hand, indicating that he didn't care.
If you hadn't intervened, I would have just sent it directly.
Inside the Drunken Dream Pavilion, several people maintaining order immediately rushed over, tied the woman up with ropes, and then carried her out.
"There was a slight unexpected situation just now, but fortunately, the elders of our Yuantian Sacred Sect stepped in. Thank you all!"
As Fan Dawei shouted, the entire audience erupted in enthusiastic applause.
What a bizarre triumph-contest! And what's wrong with all of you? Someone's already been assassinated, why are you still holding this big competition? Shouldn't you be evacuating and running back to your sect?
Who knows if there was poison in the flower cakes you just ate? Aren't you planning to run away? Or go home and wash your stomachs?
The next moment, Lu An, who was puzzled, saw the group of people take out pills from their sleeves and swallow them.
"What are you..."
"Elder Lu, you may not know this, but this is a digestive pill. If you eat too much, you need to digest it." An unfamiliar fellow Daoist took out a pill about the size of a thumb and swallowed it in one gulp.
...Such a big thing, and you call it a digestive pill? Aren't you afraid of choking to death?
"Aren't these digestive pills a bit too big?" Lu An couldn't help but ask.
"No, isn't this normal?" The fellow Daoist next to him looked slightly pained, but soon two gulps were heard in his throat as the pill fell into his stomach.
This isn't aiding digestion, it's making you eat more!
But since he had already said that, Lu An couldn't say anything more.
Several chefs were cooking again, but everyone was clearly not very enthusiastic. There were no rare ingredients, no extraordinary skills, no alluring women, and no explosive assassination scenes.
That's the gist of it; it seems to have some unique features, but not many.
The next one was an older man who looked a bit sharp-mouthed and somewhat like a traitor, and what he made was a bowl of chicken soup.
"This is chicken soup made from red-feathered chickens. My chickens have a special characteristic: they love playing with balls!" The old man brought out the chicken soup and then scooped it into different bowls one spoonful at a time. "And they especially love listening to music. When they listen to music, they will dance and play ball at the same time, so the meat is incredibly delicious!"
Upon hearing this, everyone became excited.
You say the chicken breed is rare, and no one says anything, but this... but this chicken can dance and play ball, which is very rare.
It's like telling someone, "I have a cat," and they might not care, but if you say, "My cat can do the Super Thomas Flair," they'll immediately become interested.
The old man carried bowls of chicken soup one by one, but coincidentally, when he brought them to Lu An, there were exactly two bowls missing.
So Lu An and Zhang Kefan were left staring at the empty bowls, looking at each other in bewilderment. The old man felt a little embarrassed, so he slapped his forehead and said, "I left a little bit on the stove. Don't worry, I'll go get the chicken soup right away!"
So the two waited for a while before the uncle brought the chicken soup to them.
The taste was absolutely delicious, instantly whetting Lu An's appetite.
Lu An even had a feeling that drinking this soup would greatly increase his strength!
"Haha, you two have been waiting a long time, the chicken soup is here!" The uncle placed the chicken soup in front of them, then wiped his hands on his apron: "Gentlemen, the chicken soup is served, drink up!"
Looking at the chicken soup in front of him, Lu An couldn't help but swallow.
It smells so good, it tastes so delicious.
Although the others had already finished their drinks, they couldn't help but swallow hard when they saw the two new bowls of chicken soup.
The two immediately became the focus of attention.
So Lu An picked up the spoon, ready to scoop it up, but Zhang Kefan stopped him, saying, "Elder Lu, wait!"
Lu An stopped what he was about to do and asked, completely bewildered, "Wh...what's wrong?"
"This soup smells a bit too good," Zhang Kefan said, sniffing the soup and frowning. "It smells way too good!"
The uncle laughed: "Isn't it delicious? Since these are the last two bowls, I added extra spices! Drink up!"
"But this smells so good!" Zhang Kefan didn't touch the spoon, but continued to ask, "Tell me, how come we're just short two bowls of soup? Do you think there was poison in those two bowls of soup?"
Lu An was a little confused when he heard this.
No, you didn't suspect that the colorful, thicker tea than sesame paste was poisonous, but now you suspect that this seemingly normal chicken soup is poisonous? Are you out of your mind?
Lu An wanted to refute, but remembering Elder Zhang Kefan's skills, he didn't dare to speak.
This guy is actually quite capable. The so-called brainless extra is someone who doesn't like to listen to advice. I can't be that kind of extra!
"Judge, you don't have to drink it, but it's wrong to accuse me without evidence!" the uncle said unhappily. "Without any proof, how can you say I poisoned it? If I had poisoned it, since it was all from the same chicken and the same pot, everyone else would probably be in trouble by now, right?"
So the uncle looked at the other judges and said, "Everyone, do you have something to say? Do you have something to say?"
"I think it's alright. We should trust Uncle. He's a kind-hearted fellow Daoist. Elder Zhang, you can't just use your status as a high-ranking sect member to slander him!"
Lu An turned to look at the man who was speaking up for the uncle, but was frightened by his appearance.
Because at this very moment, he was bleeding from his nose, but he seemed completely unaware of it.
Those nearby exclaimed, "Elder Zhou, you're bleeding from your nose!"
"I'm having a nosebleed? Maybe this chicken soup was too nourishing and made me too hot-tempered, causing the nosebleed?"
"No, Fellow Daoist Zhou, your ears are bleeding!"
"Maybe it was too nourishing? It's okay, I'm fine!"
"No, Fellow Daoist Zhou, your eyes are bleeding too!"
"It must be incredibly nourishing! This red-feathered chicken is something else! But why am I feeling a little dizzy?"
"Fellow Daoist Zhou, Elder Zhou, take a look at yourself in the mirror! You're terrifying!"
As they were talking, someone handed over a mirror, and this fellow Daoist surnamed Zhou reached out and took it.
boom!
But before Elder Zhou could pick up the mirror, a muffled thud was heard, and Elder Zhou collapsed to the ground.
Upon seeing this, Lu An quickly put down his spoon and pushed the chicken soup forward.
Holy crap, it really is poisonous?
A glint of wisdom flashed in Zhang Kefan's eyes: "The evidence is conclusive, and you still say you didn't poison him!?"
"They said they're just feeling hot! Red-feathered chickens are inherently extremely yang, so isn't it normal for them to feel hot?"
"Elder Zhou's blood has turned black! Help! Help!"
"Red-feathered chicken is considered an extremely yang food, which can easily cause internal heat, so is it normal to bleed black blood after eating it?"
Chapter 131 After All, You're My Man
The people around him rushed forward and stuffed all sorts of pills into Elder Zhou's mouth as if they were free.
"Take my secret-recipe Tianchang Detoxification Pill, and the poison will surely be eliminated!"
"If you're going to take something, take my Seven-Flavor Detoxification Pill! Your medicine isn't mild enough!"
"My amazing antidote pill is truly powerful! This poison caused Elder Zhou to bleed black blood, so it must be extremely potent! My medicine is strong enough to cure this poison!"
"You're all wrong. If you ask me, we must fight poison with poison! Take my Laughing Buddha's Blessing and you'll instantly go mad; it will surely eliminate the poison!"
Everyone rushed to take out antidote pills and poison pills, stuffing them into Elder Zhou's mouth like madmen, completely ignoring the fact that he was already stuffing so many pills that he could barely swallow anymore.
"Waaah!" Elder Zhou's eyes rolled back as he struggled incessantly, appearing to be in great pain.
"Look how happily he's eating! Our pills are working!"
"Yes, but if you ask me, it's definitely my pills that are more powerful!"
"Nonsense! It's mine!"
"Hey, hey, he's not breathing! Elder Zhou isn't breathing! Quick, quick! Give him CPR!"
"I'll do it. I've been performing artificial respiration for a hundred years. I'll bring him back to life with one breath!" This was an old Taoist with a mouthful of yellow teeth, and he was exhaling breaths of foul-smelling yellow gas.
The people around him were in a flurry of activity, leaving Lu An dumbfounded.
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