Who is this fierce general? How could he be so brave?
After walking around, no one ate there, except for one person...
"Great! The large intestine flavor is really strong!"
Zhang Kefan immediately started eating the large intestine without any hesitation, and this fellow Daoist finally found someone who resonated with him among a group of fellow Daoists who couldn't find common ground.
After the two finished eating, Lu An returned to his seat.
However, it was clear that the contestant was eliminated because there weren't enough people to rate the food and too many people were unwilling to eat it.
However, he received encouragement from the two judges.
"Your large intestine, the smell is absolutely amazing! I look forward to seeing what you do next!"
"Don't be discouraged, this player! There's still a bright future ahead!"
After seeing the contestant off, Lu An glanced at Zhang Kefan cautiously.
There was a strange blackish-green liquid at the corner of the mouth... very similar to the liquid on the large intestine.
"Elder Lu, is there something on my face?"
"Uh, Elder Zhang, should I wipe my mouth...?"
Zhang Kefan wiped his mouth with his hand, looking very bold.
Lu An observed Zhang Kefan, then glanced at the teacup.
The teacup lid was opened, and the liquid inside had been drunk.
It was extremely potent, but Lu An had not yet seen Elder Zhang die from the poison.
"Elder Lu, what's wrong with you? Why are you staring at me?"
"Elder Zhang, I... I have a question for you. Did you feel anything after drinking that cup of tea?"
"I... I don't feel anything?" Elder Zhang touched his face curiously, then patted his chest: "Isn't this good?"
Looking Lu An up and down, it seemed that nothing was wrong.
Then he was relieved. If Elder Zhang really died and his senior sister's plan succeeded, then he would have no choice but to order takeout.
After all, the food at the Spirit Food Hall is good quality and inexpensive.
But as soon as Lu An looked up, he saw a shocking scene.
Zhang Kefan's nose and mouth were bleeding.
"No, Elder Zhang, you have a nosebleed!"
"Really? Maybe the Nine-Turned Intestine Decoction made you too hot?"
"No, your mouth is bleeding!"
"It's nothing serious, just a minor ailment! You're just a little upset!"
"Your eyes are bleeding! Elder Zhang, have you been poisoned?!"
"Don't panic, it's just a little bit of internal heat!"
Chapter 134 The Sect Master of the Joyful Union Sect
Is it believable that someone is bleeding from all seven orifices but claims they're just experiencing internal heat?
Not very credible.
Elder Zhang, are you alright? Are you alright?
Lu An was extremely worried, fearing that he might suddenly die.
But what he feared most came to pass. The next moment, Zhang Kefan collapsed to the ground, his eyes rolled back, he foamed at the mouth, and blood flowed from his seven orifices.
"I'm fine, I'm fine..."
Even when he was lying on the ground with his eyes rolled back, foaming at the mouth, and bleeding from his seven orifices, he still kept saying, "I'm fine, I'm fine."
"Has someone else been poisoned? Wait, my awesome antidote is coming!"
"Your lousy medicine is useless, you still have to see my Madman's Eighteen Needles! The poison will be cured instantly!" One of them spread out his needle bag, which contained eighteen needles as thick as chopsticks, ready to be inserted into Zhang Kefan's body.
"My artificial respiration cures all ailments instantly! Wait for me!" It was that old man again, with a mouthful of yellow teeth and exhaling yellow breath.
"I told you! It has to be my 'Smiling Instant Madness'! It'll cure you instantly! Fighting poison with poison is the only way!"
"Come on, the person who took your medicine has already been carried out. If Zui Meng Lou hadn't called for help in time, they probably would have gone straight to the King of Hell."
A group of people immediately surrounded Elder Zhang. Lu An even felt that these people were not there to save people, but simply to test whether his pills were effective.
Who knows, there might be an undercover agent among them who wants them dead?
After a lot of commotion, Zhang Kefan miraculously sat up, but his face was already terrifyingly dark.
It was as if they were about to close their eyes and meet the King of Hell at any moment.
"Disciples of the Yuan Tian Holy Sect! Quickly escort Elder Zhang back to the sect!"
"Elder Lu, don't worry about me, I can still eat and I can still give evaluations!"
"Eat your sister! Are you out of your mind?!" Lu An shouted angrily.
They've helped me a few times, so I can't repay kindness with enmity.
Lu An breathed a sigh of relief when the Yuan Tian Sheng Zong disciples, who had been hiding in the shadows, appeared, took out a stretcher, and prepared to take Zhang Kefan away.
They're all on our side now, so there's nothing to worry about, right?
As for what his problem is, it's hard for me to figure out.
However, he figured it wouldn't cause any problems. Thinking of that cup of thick, colorful tea, Lu An's eyebrows twitched involuntarily.
He actually drank a lot!
If it's as thick as sesame paste, wouldn't he be suspicious?
"Don't worry about me, I can still... do it!"
Amidst his groans, Zhang Kefan was about to be carried out of Zuimenglou.
A woman silently walked up to Lu An. She was dressed in a black robe with a black veil over it, so her face was not visible.
She walked up to Lu An, then suddenly raised her hand. A silver blade flashed from her sleeve, slid into her hand, and was about to stab Lu An in the back of the neck.
Lu An suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck and tried to dodge, but it was too late.
Bang!
A figure blocked Lu An's path, and a short sword was thrust out, but it was successfully blocked by that figure.
"Fellow Daoist, you... no, Elder Zhang!?"
"Elder Lu, I told you, I will never stand by and watch you suffer any harm in front of me!"
Zhang Kefan had disappeared from the stretcher at some point and appeared behind Lu An.
That's incredibly fast!
The woman was also dumbfounded; she couldn't understand how he could stand up and block the sword.
Lu An recognized the technique at a glance.
Isn't this like catching a blade bare-handed?
Lu An also stared at the woman in a very cooperative manner, and the woman instantly felt a strange fear.
It was as if a huge shadow was staring at her from behind.
This guy has his eye on me! I might die!
Without a word, the woman threw down her short sword and tried to leave. But a long spear appeared instantly, piercing right through her chest.
"To carry out assassinations and even send in spies in my Hehuan Sect's Drunken Dream Pavilion, are you showing no respect for my Hehuan Sect?!"
A woman dressed in a blue and white dress, with a charming face, heavy makeup, a curvaceous figure, and a fan in her hand, slowly descended from the stairs, with a maid standing behind her.
This little maid looked very aloof, like an ancient iceberg, giving people a feeling that she could be admired from afar but not touched.
"In my Hehuan Sect's Drunken Dream Pavilion, both righteous and demonic paths are welcome, but violence is absolutely forbidden." The woman covered her face with her fan and said coldly, "I saw everything that just happened. I'm sparing your lives today in the Culinary God Competition, but you still need to be punished accordingly."
"Yuan Zhi!"
"exist!"
"Tie her up and make her a prostitute, five a day, tie her directly to a wooden stake!"
The next moment, a rope was instantly wrapped around the female assassin, and the little maid behind the woman also came to the female assassin's side and took hold of the rope.
"No, no, no! You can't do this! I'm from the Hidden Fiend Sect! You can't do this! You can't make me solicit customers! I won't do this! I sell my art, not my body!"
"If you break the rules in the Hehuan Sect, no matter who you are, if you don't have enough strength, you will have to take responsibility." The woman said impartially, "Either pay to redeem yourself, or take responsibility for me. It's only one month. The number of customers you receive will double every month. Just bear with it."
"No, no, no! I won't answer! I won't answer!"
"Bear with it, young lady. If you don't listen, I'll find some really good, long-lasting ones to make you wish you were dead!" The maid suddenly gave a wicked smile, then gagged the woman and dragged her away.
"Waaaaah... Waaaaah...!"
As the woman walked away, the wailing and howling caused by the blockage gradually subsided.
There was silence.
One person asked cautiously, "Can I come here tomorrow?"
"Of course, no problem. Just give me enough spirit stones." The woman nodded. "In my Drunken Dream Pavilion, the rules of my Joyful Union Sect are the rules!"
Zhang Kefan fell to the ground and was carried back again, and the cooking competition was inexplicably suspended.
Just as Lu An was drinking tea, the woman came up to him, looked him up and down, and said, "Is this the renowned Elder Lu?"
"Indeed, may I ask your name, friend?"
Lu An looked at the person in front of him and forced himself to calm down.
After all, the woman's alluring charm was simply too captivating.
You shouldn't watch too much; it can harm your health.
The woman nodded and said, "Greetings, Elder Lu. I am Liu Yunyan, the sect leader of the Hehuan Sect."
Why don't you just say your name is Liu Ruyan?
"Elder Lu is quite a figure now, a true disciple of the Heavenly Demon Sect and a notorious traitor to the demonic path!"
It sounds like a compliment, but it also sounds like an insult.
But surely the Hehuan Sect won't settle scores with him on behalf of those great demons?
If he remembered correctly, the Hehuan Sect was a sect that accepted both righteous and demonic paths, since their dual cultivation methods did not distinguish between righteous and demonic.
Of course, their signs also advertise dual cultivation methods, but whether they are legitimate dual cultivation methods is not something I can say for sure.
There's no point in explaining the proper methods of dual cultivation, but the improper methods are self-evident.
"Whether someone is a traitor or not is up to them to say; it's just a matter of personal choice," Lu An said calmly.
I didn't want to either, but I was forced to become a traitor.
"That's natural, after all, people have mouths, so it's only natural that way."
"However, Elder Lu, although you have joined the Yuan Tian Holy Sect and the Righteous Path Alliance, do you know that the Righteous Path doesn't actually trust you that much?"
"You don't trust me too much?"
Lu Anjiu was a bit blinded by his own involvement, after all, there were many things that no one would tell him.
He also felt that everything seemed to be going too smoothly, and shouldn't have gone so smoothly.
"Elder Lu, are you unaware? The Righteous Path Alliance is planning to investigate your origins and background, and the person in charge is none other than an elder from the Yuan Tian Sacred Sect."
"No, Sect Leader Liu, how do you know more about these things than I do?"
"Oh, I have a lot of girls down there, I got them from sleeping with them."
Yes, that's a very straightforward answer.
"Sect Leader Liu, why are you telling me all this? Do you want me to know?"
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