Matchmaker Wang gave a long and detailed introduction, and then enthusiastically pulled Zhao Dong to look at the photos.
Hao Jian couldn't contain himself any longer and rushed over to ask, "Sister Wang, do you have any sword spirits? I love swords! I love them!"
Chapter 183 I Only Want You!
Hao Jian ran over like a madman, and Lu An couldn't stop him no matter what he tried.
I could understand the existence of monsters before, but surely weapons can't come to life too?
What a nonsense.
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Fellow Daoist Lu, what kind of person are you looking for?"
"Me...? Anything is fine with me."
"Choosing a Daoist partner and getting married are not trivial matters."
"Then...give me a woman, alive?"
"A woman, alive? Fellow Daoist, please don't joke around. You could find a mortal for that!"
A newly arrived matchmaker standing nearby was getting a little anxious as she looked at Lu An's perfunctory attitude.
If you come to Hongyin Pavilion not for matchmaking, are you here to go shopping?
"Seriously, are there people here who come to blind dates even when they're barely hanging on?"
"Fellow Daoist Lu, if you don't want to go on blind dates, you don't need to come here to cause trouble and make jokes. Why would someone like this be here?"
Da da da!
Just as Lu An and the matchmaker were arguing, two people carried in a stretcher.
Accompanying them was a man who looked anxious.
"Quickly! Quickly find someone to cultivate with him, he still has a breath left! He still has a breath left!"
"If we don't save him now, he'll die! Hurry! Hurry!"
On the stretcher carried by the two men was an old man with a withered face, a haggard expression, and a full head of white hair.
But the women around them all looked disgusted when they saw this.
Clearly, they didn't want to kiss the white-haired old man.
"Can't I just take some pills?"
"What's needed is a burst of dual cultivation energy, but it's too late to refine that kind of pill now! You must save my senior brother!"
One person said anxiously.
The skeletal old man grabbed the man's hand, his eyes pleading, "Junior brother... I don't want to die..."
"Senior brother, I know, I know!"
The junior brother's eyes swept across the surroundings like an eagle's, but when the female cultivators saw this man, they all looked at him as if they had seen a monster, and they were in no hurry to avoid him.
"I'll give... I'll give ten top-grade spirit stones!"
Seeing that no one answered, the withered old man raised his trembling hand and said in a shaky voice.
There was a slight commotion in the crowd, but no one stepped forward.
"Senior brother, this won't work."
"Twenty...twenty!"
The man continued to raise the price, and this time even more people became agitated.
This isn't just a high-grade spirit stone, it's a top-grade spirit stone!
Many cultivators who break through from the Nascent Soul stage to the Void Refinement stage can take off if they can consistently possess ten top-grade spirit stones.
There are... there are only... twenty?
This is enough?
Lu An was a little confused. How could this cause such a commotion among the group?
Are you kidding me?
The Yuan Tian Holy Sect has treated me very well!
It truly deserves to be called the foremost sect of the righteous path.
"Thirty!"
As these thirty voices shouted, a deep and masculine voice rang out: "Saving fellow Daoists' lives is a matter of course, so let me, Yin Cuihua, do it!"
A tall figure emerged from the crowd, and upon closer inspection, everyone recognized him as a robust and masculine man.
But upon closer inspection, wait, it's a woman!
It was only with great difficulty that I could recognize that this was a woman from those mountain-like muscles.
"Yin Cuihua? What, it's her? Is she here for a blind date too?"
The crowd began to discuss the matter, and Lu An, looking at the woman in front of him who resembled a burly man, felt his worldview being challenged.
With his muscular physique, protruding nose hair, undeniable chest hair, leg hair peeking out from his pants, and a face as beautiful as a flower, he looked every bit the man.
The old man, who was already on the verge of death, widened his eyes, and then...
"Etc., etc!"
The old man grasped his junior brother's hand, his eyes seemingly conveying a meaning.
The old man's eyes rolled around a few times, and his junior brother understood—it was pleading.
His junior brother actually understood the meaning of the pleading in his eyes.
That is, don't let her come over, let me die!
Really! At least they can at least have a peaceful death!
"Wait, fellow Daoist, how can we save him!?"
"Isn't it about cultivating dual qi? It's just transferring qi, right? Isn't that just artificial respiration? How else can it save someone?"
"By the way, saving people is the righteous thing to do, I'm definitely not doing it for those spirit stones!"
As soon as Yin Cuihua finished speaking, she was about to make her move when the old man, who resembled a skeleton, was filled with panic and despair.
If a woman like that kissed you, you'd probably lose your soul.
"Etc., etc!"
But at this critical moment, Yin Cuihua was stopped again by the old man's junior brother.
Amid the old man's grateful gaze, his junior brother offered his reason: "I know you are eager to save my brother, but you need to practice the dual cultivation technique to successfully save him!"
"However, judging from this, my senior brother may truly be powerless to reverse the situation! Please return!"
"The method of dual cultivation? Is there a secret manual?"
"Yes... if you can learn it, then naturally you will be able to..."
As he spoke, the junior brother took out a book.
With a whoosh, Yin Cuihua snatched the dual cultivation manual and began to read it.
Suddenly, Yin Cuihua's aura changed, and she rapidly turned the pages of the secret manual in her hand, her eyes scanning the book with lightning speed.
Those around were stunned.
Who is this person? Their page-turning speed is astounding!
Some people even think that this guy is just reading books randomly.
Snapped!
The man closed the book and shouted, "Great, I've learned it!"
"You're kidding, right?"
"how is this possible?"
"How could you learn it so quickly? You've already mastered it?"
"She learned it so quickly? I'll go outside and eat dog poop, okay?"
Everyone expressed disbelief, but Lu An felt that things were not so simple.
This old man is going to be lucky.
"Get out of the way and let me come!"
"Fellow Daoist, don't act rashly! This dual cultivation technique can't be mastered in an instant. If my senior brother dies because of you, you'll be held responsible..."
Snapped!
"Just move aside! I come from the Zhen Tian Holy Sect and am a peerless genius. Learning a dual cultivation method is a piece of cake for me, isn't it?"
Yin Cuihua slapped her junior brother away, sending him flying. He was embedded in the wall, forming a star-shaped pattern.
Then, in full view of everyone, Yin Cuihua kissed the old man who looked like a skeleton.
The old man's eyes widened in terror.
If he were kissed like that, he'd probably be so scared he'd go straight to hell even after he died.
The man closed his eyes, steeled his resolve, and thought it best to just die like that.
But something amazing happened.
He felt a warm current rushing into his body, flowing through his eight extraordinary meridians, and the spiritual energy and flesh that had been nearly withered in his body began to revive.
It actually works!
This guy wasn't lying! She really is a genius!
And something even more surprising happened.
The long-haired man with gray hair was visibly recovering his withered body, as if a dead tree were to come back to life and heal rapidly.
His muscles became fuller, and his skin became more vibrant; he looked completely different.
The man who had just looked like a skeleton had transformed into a very handsome young man.
Yin Cuihua stood up, and this fellow Daoist, who had almost come back from the dead, also widened his eyes and then suddenly stood up.
Holy crap, it actually survived!
This was the first thought that Lu An and the others shared.
"He's alive! He's really alive!"
"Eating shit was a joke, what are you holding in your mouth?! No, no, no... Waaaaah...!"
"A real man keeps his word! I'll feed my fellow Daoists shit!"
Everyone was overjoyed, even the junior brother who had just fallen from the wall was thrilled.
My senior brother is really alive!
"Thank you, fellow Daoist. I will present the spirit stones now."
"Forget it, I don't want the spirit stones."
"Ah? You don't want spirit stones? But I have nothing but spirit stones. Wait, if you don't like them, I also have some magical artifacts and treasures for you to choose from."
As he spoke, the man reached for something in his storage ring.
But the next moment, he was picked up by Yin Cuihua.
Compared to Yin Cuihua's robust figure, this person looked as small as a miniature doll.
It was like picking up a puppy.
"Young master, I don't need the spirit stones. You stole my first kiss, so I want you now!"
"Fellow Daoist!! No... I have no way to repay your life-saving grace. In my next life, I will repay you by being your ox or horse, or I will save up more spirit stones..."
"Can't you understand human language? I only want you!"
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