Infiltrating the righteous path? Just another place to be a sycophant.

"You dare to mess with my disciple and your senior sister? You really have some nerve!"

Li Podao slapped Lu An's cheeks repeatedly, scaring Lu An into silence.

She's too ruthless, and she was drunk too. It's best not to mess with her.

Lu An began his short, feeble excuse again: "Master, I had no choice. She drugged my drink. What could I do? If I had a way, I wouldn't be in this situation..."

Li Podao took off his shoes and stomped Lu An onto the bed with his bare foot, looking like he was interrogating him: "Tell me, between your senior sister and your master, who is prettier? Who has a better figure?"

Lu An was stunned: "Huh? Master, what are you saying?"

This isn't the first time he's made such absurd and unreliable statements, stemming from his leaps in thinking and a tendency to utter nonsensical ideas.

While still dumbfounded, Lu An also glanced at Li Podao's thigh.

Sigh, I have to say, Master's long legs are so thin and white, they almost killed me!

But the smell of those feet is a bit unpleasant.

How long has it been since they washed their feet? Hundreds of people?

"I'm asking you, which one is prettier, your senior sister or me!?"

Li Podao, drunk, looked at Lu An and let out a burp.

The smell of her feet was pungent and tangy, and she even wiggled her toes.

"Master, could you please move your foot away? This tastes too sour."

The flavor is just like Lao Tan pickled cabbage and beef noodles.

"Ah? What did you say?"

Upon hearing what Lu An said, Li Podao immediately shoved his foot into Lu An's face, squeezing Lu An's face into a grimace.

Not only should you avoid messing with a drunk woman, you should also keep your distance from her!

"what about the taste?"

"It smells so good! It smells so good!"

Seeing Lu An's pained expression, Li Podao put his foot down, looking smug: "Serves you right for saying my feet hurt!"

This witch is drunk. Don't argue with her if you have nothing better to do, and don't tell the truth either!

Thinking that the witch was probably alright, Lu An decided to leave: "Master, you rest here for now, shall I go?"

"Leave? Where are you going?"

“Return...return to the Yuan Tian Sheng Sect.”

"What are you going back for?"

Lu An replied, "Cultivate, then sleep!"

Li Podao grabbed Lu An's arm and said, "You were at the fourth level of the Golden Core stage before, and you're still at the fourth level now. My disciple, why haven't you made any progress?"

"I'm so busy, Master! I also want to improve, but without you, my cultivation can hardly progress!" Lu An complained. "Now I have to show off every day so that others think I'm very strong, and I've even become an elder of the Enforcement Hall!"

Li Podao's eyes lit up: "Disciple, what did you say? You've become an elder of the Enforcement Hall of the Yuantian Holy Sect?"

"Yeah, but it's nothing good. Let me tell you, it's a complete mess..."

Lu An and Li Podao began to explain, pouring out their grievances. He had given his master an explanation without any doubt.

After all, without his master, he wouldn't be where he is today. Even if his path of development is a bit strange, he has still embarked on the path of cultivation.

"Sigh, that's how it is. Which hall isn't like this? Our Heavenly Demon Sect's Enforcement Hall is also a mess, with insufficient funds." After listening to Lu An's complaints, Li Podao shook his head and said, "We've raised a bunch of good-for-nothings. All they do is play mahjong, sleep, and slack off. When it comes to making money, they're all as good as dead."

It turns out that my own Heavenly Demon Sect is the same. It seems that the lack of funds and the fact that the sects look glamorous but are actually heavily in debt is a common problem everywhere.

"How is it now, Master?"

"I can't handle those messy accounts, only Mengyuan can, but you've corrupted Mengyuan's Dao heart with your words! So you are guilty of heinous crimes!"

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

Li Podao raised her slender, beautiful hand and slapped Lu An three times. Lu An covered his mouth, looking pitiful.

Oh, this... how can you blame me for this?

However, he knew that his master loved to slack off; he was always a master of slacking off, seemingly diligent but actually a master of it.

If she weren't afraid of what others would say, she probably would have used her alternate identity to attend meetings and preside over sect affairs.

I was one of her most prolific slackers, otherwise I wouldn't have been neglected for several years.

The hardworking and capable Zhao Mengyuan has greatly reduced her burden, allowing her to receive her monthly salary comfortably and still have time to relax.

But now, this kind of life has been completely ruined by this wicked disciple!

It makes me so angry just thinking about it! Those slaps weren't enough to vent my anger!

Thankfully, she came out to slack off; otherwise, she would have gone crazy if this continued!

"Come on, tell me, between Mengyuan and me, who is older?"

"Master, what aspect are you referring to? Age or physique?"

Li Podao flicked Lu An on the head, then puffed out her chest, showing off her impressive figure.

With lofty aspirations, stand proudly atop the peaks.

Lu An immediately replied, "Of course, Master's is the greatest!"

The incident of his sore feet had made him realize that he absolutely could not disobey his master, and that he had to praise her no matter what! He couldn't say anything bad about her!

Snapped!

"Master, why did you hit me?" Lu An covered his face, looking completely bewildered and confused.

"Flattery and sycophancy are not qualities befitting disciples of the Heavenly Demon Sect; they deserve to be beaten!"

Lu An touched his face, utterly shocked, wondering how this was different from the plot he had expected.

What kind of character do the disciples of the Heavenly Demon Sect have?! Are they even from the same sect?

However, since Master was drunk, arguing with her would obviously be irrational.

"Is Master in good shape?"

"it is good!"

Snapped!

Another slap followed by a crisp slapping sound.

"All she does is flatter, but she has a sweet tongue! She deserves a beating!"

"Are Master's legs long?"

"Not long! It's thick and short!"

Snapped!

No need for explanation, another slap.

"Outrageous! How dare you insult Master's short, thick legs! You deserve to be beaten!"

Lu An covered his face, speechless.

No, this witch wants to hit him but is still looking for a reason. Why bother? Why not just reach out directly?

Snapped!

A book was thrown at Lu An, startling him so much that he thought he was going to be beaten again, and he quickly covered his face.

"Study this book; it should be helpful for your future cultivation progress." Li Podao tossed his white hair and said, "Staying at the fourth level of the Golden Core stage is too embarrassing for me, Li Podao."

"My disciple's aptitude is truly terrible, thank you for your trouble, Master."

Lu An replied helplessly, then picked up the book given to him by Li Podao.

The content written above almost made him kneel down.

The Secret Manual of Dual Cultivation

Is this dual cultivation practice legitimate?

"Master, did you give me the wrong book?"

Lu An flipped through the book over and over, filled with doubt.

How did Master give me this book? Is it the sutra about dual cultivation mentioned in this book?

Li Podao, too lazy to argue, said, "Why don't you just open it and see for yourself?"

So Lu An opened the book, and the first page showed a man and woman sitting face to face in meditation, and the postures that followed became increasingly...stimulating.

"Although dual cultivation isn't exactly respectable, it's definitely better for improving cultivation than single cultivation." Li Podao staggered over, lying on the bed, and said, "Disciple, you'd better find a good partner for dual cultivation. That way, you'll have wings on your cultivation path!"

As he spoke, Rihado pulled his clothes down a little: "It's a bit hot, and um, I'm a bit sleepy."

Goodness, this master looks so tempting.

The allure of this mature woman was truly irresistible to him.

Moreover, it possesses an ethereal quality, plus... a roguish charm.

"Master, who should I cultivate with?"

"Go find whoever you want, why would you come looking for me?"

Li Podao rolled his eyes, then curled up and fell asleep next to Lu An.

Chapter Ninety-Six: You got off easy, kid.

Li Podao lay down beside Lu An, and the unique aura of his master made him almost lose control.

Honestly, if he hadn't known that Li Podao was a master of eccentricity and also very strong, he really wouldn't have been able to hold back.

You hand me this book, then tell me to practice it, and then you lie down next to me. Isn't that just offering yourself up for free?

Men and women should not touch each other. Senior sister is already a big problem. Even if Master really agrees, he probably won't be able to handle it.

She's a witch who's been around for thousands of years. If she really did something to her, wouldn't it cause an earthquake? Would she just drain this mere Golden Core cultivator dry?

I'm referring to cultivation level. The dual cultivation method involves exchanging cultivation levels, so please don't get the wrong idea.

"Master, you can sleep here. I'll be going now."

After thinking for a moment, Lu An decided to take the dual cultivation secret technique and then turned to leave.

"Where are we going? Let's sleep together! The bed here is quite big!" Li Podao grabbed Lu An and said, "What, you don't even want to sleep with your master?"

Lu An remained silent for a while, indicating that he was quite speechless.

Master, you really dare to say that! I'm not a child anymore, why would you say something like that?

That will cause misunderstandings, madam.

"How about studying the Dual Cultivation Technique? It'll be quick!"

Li Podao playfully poked Lu An's chest with a smile.

The car wheel is about to run over my face, Master, are you trying to kill me?

Thinking that it was better to obey than to be disrespectful, Lu An opened the dual cultivation manual and began to study it.

After a quick glance, it turns out that it's essentially about exchanging cultivation levels. Originally, one person completes one major cycle, so two people complete two major cycles. In addition, the yin and yang energies of men and women complement each other, which allows them to achieve several times the cultivation efficiency.

Furthermore, it is said that if one side has a higher cultivation level, it can also help the other side improve their cultivation level, which is a clear method of leveling up by using the strong to help the weak. However, for the stronger side, there is not much benefit.

"The yin and yang energies complement each other... Master, can the yang-yang or yin-yin energies complement each other?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Wouldn't that lead to demonic possession?"

Li Badao rolled over, smacking his lips.

She looks really sleepy.

However, Lu An stopped watching after a while and couldn't help but want to leave.

What's the use of this? There's no practical example. We can't use our master as a practice subject, can we? She's an old woman who's thousands of years old.

"Disciple, where are you going?"